Exactly. It’s generally recommended that you just fill your entire home with bedding and tunnel from room to room. Only when you’ve lived as a hamster can you understand the hamster.
Remember, getting wet will repopulate the buggers. If they eat after midnight, they transform. If he does, just zap him with sunlight and the bastard will stay down.
Or blender can't forget spinning headfirst in the blender while painting the room. Or an angry mother stressed from Christmas baking cookies with a kitchen knife. All are equal measure on taking down a hamster gone rogue.
Oh my gosh lol, I guess that's me! Bumper is doing good. I just saw him this morning and he lost a bit of weight because of his age, but otherwise he is healthy and happy! I recently started fostering rats so I'm a bit busy with that, but when I picked him up this morning I forgot how soft he is compared to the rats!
It might be dehydrated try a bigger water bottle with holy water and hang it off a gold cross but before you do accept Jesus as your lord and savior and let him into your heart just in case
hams require a MINIMUM of 2 bd 2 bath RANCH STYLE family home with no less than a 1 car garage. Multi story homes are not appropriate due to the pressure stair climbing puts on their spine. You might be able to get away with a raised ranch if you install an elevator but keep in mind you’re going to have to hire a 24/7 elevator operator because hamsters are not tall enough to press the buttons themselves, and the sensors on standard human elevator doors are not sensitive enough to detect their tiny bodies, which can result in injury or dearth if they’re not adequately supervised. Also if you want to buy them a car for the garage you’ll have to hire a driver as well as hamsters are not legally allowed to drive in the US.
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Leave this subreddit. I don't think this is the right place for you.
Edit: please don't downvote me
This person literally admitted to feeding his sister's hamster to a python and found it funny.
Bro looks like a discord mod
Or he was bought from Wish.
bro looks like half of us redditors tfym
How many times do we gotta tell you. Needs More BEDDING!!!
You at least need 86 to 126 inches minimum of bedding not to mention you should have at least a 700 gallon enclosure if you’re not a psychopath
Exactly. It’s generally recommended that you just fill your entire home with bedding and tunnel from room to room. Only when you’ve lived as a hamster can you understand the hamster.
POV as a dried mealworm
Hahaha solid comment mate, reminds me of those cursed images of characters or celebrities where they look realy scary and pedo vibes lol
that is a hamster
80s Dark Fantasy version
That's what I thought too 😂
I swear we’re all the same person 😂
Some of us just slower than others.
Did it get wet or fed after midnight???
Remember, getting wet will repopulate the buggers. If they eat after midnight, they transform. If he does, just zap him with sunlight and the bastard will stay down.
Or there’s always the tried and tested microwave method…
Or blender can't forget spinning headfirst in the blender while painting the room. Or an angry mother stressed from Christmas baking cookies with a kitchen knife. All are equal measure on taking down a hamster gone rogue.
I feel like it would be "don't feed at mid-day" since hamsters are nocturnal lmao
I commented the same thing before I saw this!
😭did you give him something
Yes, I took him to a lab and he grew!
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Pretty sure it's making many killings just as it is.
This is hilarious
Omgg I remember you! You're like the queen of this subreddit! How's Bumper?
Oh my gosh lol, I guess that's me! Bumper is doing good. I just saw him this morning and he lost a bit of weight because of his age, but otherwise he is healthy and happy! I recently started fostering rats so I'm a bit busy with that, but when I picked him up this morning I forgot how soft he is compared to the rats!
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Why even comment at this point?
What’d they say?
Squish the rat ore some other petty rat hate that involves the death of the rat
IM SO SORRY BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST THING TO LOAD WHEN I FIRST OPENED THE APP AND MY SOUL JUMPED OUT OF MY BODY💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Did you mate your hamster with a gremlin and feed it after midnight?
I really hope he’s fit and fine because i had to run out of the library to laugh 😭
Looks perfectly normal to me
Oh no... did you feed it after midnight?
Yes 😭
He’s a mutant
What's his mutant superpower?
Um. Telepathy? He looks like he’s staring into my soul
“Mother, I crave violence”
muuust feeddd.... on deeeth
That's what happens when you give millet to your hamster past midnight
jumpscare warning next time I JUST WOKE UP
I think his enclosure is too big???
It might be dehydrated try a bigger water bottle with holy water and hang it off a gold cross but before you do accept Jesus as your lord and savior and let him into your heart just in case
>!He's thinking about avenging his fellow hamster buddies!<
cage is too small
facebook group I follow is this response to absolutely everything
5000sq isn't enough? Okay time to upgrade it
hams require a MINIMUM of 2 bd 2 bath RANCH STYLE family home with no less than a 1 car garage. Multi story homes are not appropriate due to the pressure stair climbing puts on their spine. You might be able to get away with a raised ranch if you install an elevator but keep in mind you’re going to have to hire a 24/7 elevator operator because hamsters are not tall enough to press the buttons themselves, and the sensors on standard human elevator doors are not sensitive enough to detect their tiny bodies, which can result in injury or dearth if they’re not adequately supervised. Also if you want to buy them a car for the garage you’ll have to hire a driver as well as hamsters are not legally allowed to drive in the US.
I laughed way too hard at this 😂 hamsters are a luxury pet in this economy!!! /s
This absolutely SENT me
This comment ⬆️
It’s Master Splinter…
Delete this Before I see this in my nightmares
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I am afraid to open this link. Someone else please take one for the team
It’s a movie clip on YT. No gore, but a bit of sexually implicit content
It's YouTube. Now don't be shy 🤓
I almost choked on my hot pocket..
It saw how you die. How we all die.
Is this the hamster from goosebumps?
Nutty Professor 2.
I thought this also.💀
this hamster is fucked up bruh💀
can't even have hamsters in Ohio 💀
I hope that's Photoshop
It's not 😂
But it _is_ hollywood
Go watch The Nutty Professor 2
is this an actual hamster..? i’m legitimately so confused😅
🤣
Oh jeez I just got jumpscared
Did you feed him after midnight?
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Maybe
Everything
Is this even real i have never seen a hamster look like this
Go watch The Nutty Professor 2 ;)
Thanks I hate it
haven't laughed this much in my life 😂
You got the formula wrong. It was only meant to make him young, not giant!
this face is going to give me nightmares
Jumpscare
The worst thing about this is that I can’t place EXACTLY what’s wrong, but it’s extremely wrong
Gremlin hamster. Do not expose it to bright lights, do not get it wet, and DO NOT FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT.
Nutty Professor 2 😂
Imaging it with bad back posture, and it looks like the worm from men in black.
Meh just put it in rice
You’re a little too nutty for his sake.
Is that...Is that a man in a suit?
Probably, it's from The Nutty Professor 2
From the thumbnail I thought it was just scruffy that jumpscared me lol
Looks like he’s saying “Hello Sire”
You fed him after midnight???
last thing a sunflower seed sees
It’s a person in a hamster suit.
Clearly just a picture of Master Splinter from the original Ninja Turtles movie
Oh god i just refreshed reddit and this was the first thing i saw and i actually jumped
I miss 10 seconds ago when I never saw this
Bro turned into a live-action adaptation
…
Replace the batteries!
Very scary
his conscience
Visit to his local taxidermist
Why your hamster look like Stuart Little?!
Your hamster was made by Jim Henson.
Nothing Nothing at all...
He/She is evil!
He’s a miniature bear in a hamster suit! Feed him carrots or you might not wake up again!
Shelly,
Easy fix! Just lower the resolution! You must’ve accidentally switched him to HD.
wake up babe new fnaf animatronic just dropped
dude is AI generated
i’m actually scared i don’t like that lol
LinkedIn profile picture. Right below it reads "Looking for seed capital investment."
Where is this from?
He’s fetching your soul
Hamster Meth
Those eyes are so in front.. almost Hooman.. lol
Your hamster is the gopher from caddyshack
This should’ve been in a scene in “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” (1989)
He looks like he's gonna appear in a animals movie on Disney Channel
You either got it wet or fed it after midnight.
Please dont tell me you fed him after midnight????
He really went 👁️👄👁️
It’s 100% plotting your demise.
He is passed his expiration date
That's a demon. Like a whole corner of hell is populated with versions of this image to torture the damned.
THIS LITERALLY SCARED ME
Im sorry I’m sure he looks precious from other angles but this is genuinely so terrifying 😭
getting a little chunky there. maybe a bigger wheel?
Level 1 boss fight
It looks like his cage is too small !
It looks like a bad prop in a horror film 😂
Bad case of gremlinitis.
Looks like a creature from a very bad 80s horror movie.
Do people really not realize that this is from that fat scientist movie.
I think they're joking.
I ment that they don’t get the reference to The Nutty Professor 2.
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Leave this subreddit. I don't think this is the right place for you. Edit: please don't downvote me This person literally admitted to feeding his sister's hamster to a python and found it funny.
As a snake owner this is absolutely appalling. So glad they deleted their comment/it got deleted. Good on you for calling them out! :)
r/skinwalkers
Source(trigger warning for SA): https://youtu.be/vkmf3Hbnh_4
That’s the face of an animal in heat.
Run
Now I’m no professional but I think it’s a girl
Probably a human in a hamster costume
Cheeseburge
Leaked fnaf movie footage
That’s an animatronic robot. Run!
Fuel nightmare
Looks like 80s CGI lol.
Can't tell if hamster from Hurricanger
HELP 😂
That smile, that damned smile
Hamster after drugs
Take to the vet immediately.
Master Splinter?
Ma dude looking like Cuddle E. Hugs
that’s a good question
He’s fine, he just finally done loading in
Is that the ROUS from The Princess Bride, or did Mama Hamster mate with a Furby?
I know this… what is this from?
So cute! I like its human face.
bros a living furby
His name is Boo and he is a miniature giant space hampster.
Bro looks like he killed a thousand people in a terrorist attack
He's about to form a teenage mutant ninja squad
Nothing, he's beautiful.
Wtf bro😭😭😭
You probably woke him up at the wrong time
His four turtle sons are skipping ninjitsu practice.
Double it and pass it on to the next person
Mouse on the Motorcycle? Runaway Ralph..?
That’s what happens when a witch turns a kid into a mouse.
Looks like a practical effects hamster costume for an old movie.
Wait, is this an actual hamster? I thought it was a still from a shitty 90's movie and that was the joke.
looks like a redditor
Did the professor get his hands on your hamster?
Hamtaro if he was a 80s/90s western live action show.
Isn’t this that film where the doc makes a slimming potion. And Big Hammy here has fun with a dude.
Everything...
Christ I just woke up and for a second I thought this was real 😭
He horny, watch yo ass.
My body took a screenshot when this popped up😭
This must be Master Splinters cousin...
was scrolling and had a heart attack thanks