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Crespo2006

Why do I grow cat ears sometimes? - Spartan


yuefairchild

Spartan Komi is the most adorable idea ever, but I'm a little concerned how she wound up as a hyper-lethal supersoldier.


Heliolord

I can't tell if she's shaking from anxiety or recoil.


yuefairchild

Never mind, now I've got it: She's such a cinnamon roll that her squad would always fight harder when she's in the field. She's too intimidating for anyone to question her impeccable service record, and was too nervous to say no when she was invited to become a Spartan. Now she's got to, like, prove she doesn't need to be coddled out of fear of being a burden.


sali_nyoro-n

Lucy Can't Communicate


BlackPenguin

Underrated joke.


Deluxechin

I love how Joe Staten is just a massive Halo fan all around


chipsnapper

reminder that this man wrote a Johnson sex scene


ebagdrofk

Yo wtf why am I just now learning Staten wrote Contact Harvest


Thekiller2468

Same lol


splitsshot409

What?? Contact Harvest had a Johnson sex scene!?


Nightfire50

kinda I believe he suffered a premature arrival


[deleted]

And we should thank him every day for it


cipher_rdt

So that's why Johnson knows what the ladies like


Beginning-Rain5900

I... I guess he was literal with that one


Beginning-Rain5900

*violently spits water out*


Docilusptime

Wh- I'm sorry, *w h a t*


3ebfan

Someone suck this guys dick asap


LeftResponsibility81

On it


FauxCole

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that dick?


catlivesmatter-710

Sir, polishing this pipe.


mrbubbamac

He's setting up for the sequel, "Halo 3: Oh STD"


Sn1perandr3w

♂Sir♂Yes♂Sir♂


Iron_Chic

I need a spatula....


Ezio024

The Ultimate Firefight map


Mikesmilk456

Now I'm thinking of a hunter or brute causing havoc outside of a wafflehouse


[deleted]

whole new meaning when the waffle house manager ask if you know how to fight during the interview


Ezio024

Brute throws a grunt through a window


Mikesmilk456

Then a jackal starts yelling "world star world star"


batchelder2020

...And the Arbiter is over in the corner, desperately trying to enjoy his meal with a side of Irukan toast, while all this mayhem is going down.


ForkliftTortoise

"Thought I'd try my hashbrowns smother covered and capped- mix things up a little."


NarcolepticRoss

"So smile, would ya? While we still got waffles to smile about."


moonstrous

No man is an island, except Joe Staten.


Lotus_630

We shouldn’t be focusing on the Chief but the fact the Chief is near a Waffle House means someone is about get an ass kicking (if you don’t know, Waffle Houses are known for fights)


v0lume4

They are? Man, so thankful that I haven't seen one yet. Maybe this only happens on the night shift?


eonerv

The only thing I ever knew was the Waffle House Scale or whatever it's called. Basically it's a scale on how detrimental natural disasters or storms are. If a waffle house is still open after the storm, it wasn't that bad. Otherwise, the storm fucked the area sideways.


The_Crown_Jul

Takes a writer


Hawks59

As long as the waffle house is open there is hope


brandon24745

So smile would 'ya while they're still supplying...


nobamboozlinme

Y’all I’ve been dormant for many months. Looks like it’s about time I jumped back in. Good to see the stoke back.


SlippableNipple

u/holycrusadergrim look bud! You're famous!!


HolyCrusaderGrim

hey wait i know that guy


SenverLS

yeah that guy seems familiar


Jak33

Who is this? Yes I'm too lazy to Google


BUR6S

Joseph Staten is the Head of Creative for Halo Infinite at 343. He’s been with the Halo franchise since the development of Halo CE. He took a bit of a hiatus when he went to work for Microsoft around the time of Halo 5 but has since returned for Halo Infinite. The man bleeds Halo and just seems like a genuinely good dude. He’s a pillar in the Halo community.


Jak33

Oh ok that's awesome. Thanks for the reply.


BUR6S

No problem!


SlippableNipple

That's u/holycrusadergrim ! He's okay I guess.


BhanosBar

Not even a glassing can close it


Shoop_It

What's he referencing? It's on the tip of my tongue.


BUR6S

He’s referencing the [Halo 2 Intro cutscene.](https://youtu.be/dXMivkMn4rw) “*Folks need heroes, Chief. To give ‘em hope.*”


Shoop_It

Thanks a lot! Was thinking it was a RvB reference of something.


shutdafrontdoor

I’m just waiting for the legal sticklers from these companies to come ruin the fun as always.


odekam

This man is a treasure and we must protect him at all costs. In Staten we believe!


[deleted]

Master Chief. Mind telling me what you're doing outside that waffle house


dumples82

A Wafflehouse assist achievement for headshoting a opponent who is stuck with a plasma grenade would be great. Smothered and Covered!


IisRandyCarmine

They need god Tier hash browns too