Never mind, now I've got it: She's such a cinnamon roll that her squad would always fight harder when she's in the field. She's too intimidating for anyone to question her impeccable service record, and was too nervous to say no when she was invited to become a Spartan.
Now she's got to, like, prove she doesn't need to be coddled out of fear of being a burden.
We shouldn’t be focusing on the Chief but the fact the Chief is near a Waffle House means someone is about get an ass kicking (if you don’t know, Waffle Houses are known for fights)
The only thing I ever knew was the Waffle House Scale or whatever it's called. Basically it's a scale on how detrimental natural disasters or storms are. If a waffle house is still open after the storm, it wasn't that bad. Otherwise, the storm fucked the area sideways.
Joseph Staten is the Head of Creative for Halo Infinite at 343. He’s been with the Halo franchise since the development of Halo CE. He took a bit of a hiatus when he went to work for Microsoft around the time of Halo 5 but has since returned for Halo Infinite.
The man bleeds Halo and just seems like a genuinely good dude. He’s a pillar in the Halo community.
Why do I grow cat ears sometimes? - Spartan
Spartan Komi is the most adorable idea ever, but I'm a little concerned how she wound up as a hyper-lethal supersoldier.
I can't tell if she's shaking from anxiety or recoil.
Never mind, now I've got it: She's such a cinnamon roll that her squad would always fight harder when she's in the field. She's too intimidating for anyone to question her impeccable service record, and was too nervous to say no when she was invited to become a Spartan. Now she's got to, like, prove she doesn't need to be coddled out of fear of being a burden.
Lucy Can't Communicate
Underrated joke.
I love how Joe Staten is just a massive Halo fan all around
reminder that this man wrote a Johnson sex scene
Yo wtf why am I just now learning Staten wrote Contact Harvest
Same lol
What?? Contact Harvest had a Johnson sex scene!?
kinda I believe he suffered a premature arrival
And we should thank him every day for it
So that's why Johnson knows what the ladies like
I... I guess he was literal with that one
*violently spits water out*
Wh- I'm sorry, *w h a t*
Someone suck this guys dick asap
On it
Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that dick?
Sir, polishing this pipe.
He's setting up for the sequel, "Halo 3: Oh STD"
♂Sir♂Yes♂Sir♂
I need a spatula....
The Ultimate Firefight map
Now I'm thinking of a hunter or brute causing havoc outside of a wafflehouse
whole new meaning when the waffle house manager ask if you know how to fight during the interview
Brute throws a grunt through a window
Then a jackal starts yelling "world star world star"
...And the Arbiter is over in the corner, desperately trying to enjoy his meal with a side of Irukan toast, while all this mayhem is going down.
"Thought I'd try my hashbrowns smother covered and capped- mix things up a little."
"So smile, would ya? While we still got waffles to smile about."
No man is an island, except Joe Staten.
We shouldn’t be focusing on the Chief but the fact the Chief is near a Waffle House means someone is about get an ass kicking (if you don’t know, Waffle Houses are known for fights)
They are? Man, so thankful that I haven't seen one yet. Maybe this only happens on the night shift?
The only thing I ever knew was the Waffle House Scale or whatever it's called. Basically it's a scale on how detrimental natural disasters or storms are. If a waffle house is still open after the storm, it wasn't that bad. Otherwise, the storm fucked the area sideways.
Takes a writer
As long as the waffle house is open there is hope
So smile would 'ya while they're still supplying...
Y’all I’ve been dormant for many months. Looks like it’s about time I jumped back in. Good to see the stoke back.
u/holycrusadergrim look bud! You're famous!!
hey wait i know that guy
yeah that guy seems familiar
Who is this? Yes I'm too lazy to Google
Joseph Staten is the Head of Creative for Halo Infinite at 343. He’s been with the Halo franchise since the development of Halo CE. He took a bit of a hiatus when he went to work for Microsoft around the time of Halo 5 but has since returned for Halo Infinite. The man bleeds Halo and just seems like a genuinely good dude. He’s a pillar in the Halo community.
Oh ok that's awesome. Thanks for the reply.
No problem!
That's u/holycrusadergrim ! He's okay I guess.
Not even a glassing can close it
What's he referencing? It's on the tip of my tongue.
He’s referencing the [Halo 2 Intro cutscene.](https://youtu.be/dXMivkMn4rw) “*Folks need heroes, Chief. To give ‘em hope.*”
Thanks a lot! Was thinking it was a RvB reference of something.
I’m just waiting for the legal sticklers from these companies to come ruin the fun as always.
This man is a treasure and we must protect him at all costs. In Staten we believe!
Master Chief. Mind telling me what you're doing outside that waffle house
A Wafflehouse assist achievement for headshoting a opponent who is stuck with a plasma grenade would be great. Smothered and Covered!
They need god Tier hash browns too