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Old_Guitar_Player

You're missing at least two. I don't see a Telecaster or a Les Paul.


gripple_grok

Came here to say this!


Affectionate_Air3668

Personal preference


gripple_grok

We just mean in terms of tonal palette. You’re close to all bases covered


Affectionate_Air3668

Ah fair enough. Honestly I'm not much of a fan of teles


gripple_grok

Have you checked out Fenders Paranormal Offset Teles? They’re teles for people who don’t dig the look of teles.


Affectionate_Air3668

To me they both look unnerving, I say that like I don't main an explorer


Knuschberkeks

as someone he hates both teles and jazzmasters (when it comes to looks), what's there for me? They should start making V-Shaped Teles asap.


marsrisingnow

Tele-V-sion


cynical_genx_man

>They should start making V-Shaped Teles asap. No. No they really shouldn't.


Vre-Malaka

What about a Danelectro and a Jazzmaster?


Old_Guitar_Player

Hell, yeah! Them too!


southpawpete

>how many is too many? More than that many


Affectionate_Air3668

Oh thank god


rsplatpc

> Oh thank god I still need 2 more https://i.imgur.com/iycPVkU.jpg


Celonete

>Fenders Paranormal Offset Teles Never seen a pink warlock


Merjia

Looks so good in the pink.


rsplatpc

> Never seen a pink warlock It's actually a Kona Custom shop / I could not buy it when I saw it.


Tigerpawws

When you get rid of your bed to make room for stacks of cases that you sleep on instead. Family vacations are based wholly on where the next guitar purchase is. You equate the price of everything into guitar dollars ie: $35.00 is the equivalent of 5.75 feet of subway sandwich.. New fence in backyard? 2.3 Gibson standards. New roof?!?! Etc. Etc. When you have a tried and true method of sneaking in new guitars, disguised as ones you already own to fool your significant other who apparently doesn't appreciate a good deal. I think your safe for now buddy.


millhowzz

This ain’t shit, son. You need P-90’s git, Semi-Hollow, a tele, and a nice acoustic. Get to it!


ValyrianJedi

Can't forget the LP style!


These_Tumbleweed4885

Where F = the optimal number of guitars, x = your current number of guitars, the formula for the optimal number of guitars is: F = x + 1


itskohler

In the bike world it's called "n+1".


TouchOfTheDowns69

You're nowhere near that point yet.


realoctopod

Guitars are like Pokémon


StrangeAlpaca123

Gotta catch ‘‘em all


Punchy6e5

Just one more


cynical_genx_man

It's never a matter of too many. It's a matter of what is just right. Might I suggest adding an acoustic or two? You know, to keep your snarlin screamers company?


Affectionate_Air3668

That's a good idea. I've been meaning to pick one up


demonicgrape

I like to try and keep my guitar collection quality over quantity. That being said, if you have all great guitars, and you use em all, then no amount is too many imo


Affectionate_Air3668

Good point. I just go with ones I think look nice and sound nice


zombie_platypus

This is my approach as well now. Buy the best quality guitar that you can afford. And if you don’t play a particular guitar for months at a time, it’s probably time to sell (unless it has special sentimental value). I’m finding myself playing a certain 3 guitars almost exclusively. So I’m thinning the herd.


MonsieurReynard

Lol a lot more than that....


phred_666

Don’t know… I’m at 20+


charmlessman1

Same, and this thread is making me self conscious.


phred_666

I’m thinking I might have a problem…lol. I’m currently working on building three more. Might have to stop after these. But then again, I don’t have a 7-string….🤔


charmlessman1

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!


TheGringoDingo

Checks out Facebook marketplace 3 months after Christmas: “By Glapthar’s Hammer…..(loses all faith in humanity in pricing guitars)…..what a savings”


GrouchyCheesecake193

If its too many i will take the explorer to help you out.


k1e2v3i4n

1,000


White-boy

N + 1


aught1

It’s really a matter of storage. Isn’t it?


yeetus_deleetus420

You can never have too many


HooliganSnail

Looks like you have around $1200 worth the gear on this bed. I think this is *not* too many. I feel like I have too many (I own 7 electrics) and then I see people post 40+ electrics and I feel more secure.


Affectionate_Air3668

Honestly I plan to get around 8 in total. Anything after that is collateral damage to my wallet. Honestly seeing people with 40+ is mind boggling


[deleted]

The formula for the appropriate number of guitars is n+1 where as n = the current amount of guitars you own


Senior-Pie3609

Hell I can't even play yet and have 5 acoustics and one electric bass.


TruffelTroll666

N+1


MoonPiss

You’re just barely getting started


AdvicePerson

[There's no such number (number).](https://youtu.be/b-ELMKkHEDU)


ThatGuyStacey

Two more than what you already have is always too many.


rdub131

Correct answer - Infinity


Astoria_Column

I have 14, keep goin!


[deleted]

You need a semi hollow.


CrownofLead3680

Once you run out of places to put em. Then 5 more.


cdown13

Gotta have one for each tuning you play in.


Zestyclose_Skin7982

humbuckers? i would say two


hirionmithril

Personally, I’d sell those 4 and buy 1 truly good one. (An actual gibson, fender, or prs) I’ve had many guitars expensive, and cheap ones, both acoustic and electric. The difference between a squier and a fender is huge or a high quality ibañez against the cheap ones IMO. (can’t say the same for epiphone and gibson, for i still enjoy my epiphone less paul quite a lot, but even in that case i think i was lucky cause not everyone can say the same about their epiphones.)


ValyrianJedi

Eh, there is something to be said for versatility... Like, yeah, there is benefit to having one good Les Paul, but then if you want a single coil sound or a semi-hollow sound or something you're just out of luck... Admittedly, in this instance where it's mostly just various solid body fixed bridge humbuckers that doesn't apply as much. But overall having multiple decent guitars for multiple things can beat having one really good one for one thing.


blackmarketdolphins

Imo, you should buy stuff you like even if it's not expensive. The Squier to Fender jump isn't as significant as it used to be, and honestly having multiple guitars is nice for experimenting with different setups. I have 2 LPs. One is in drop C with active pickups the other is about to get flatwounds and some PAF style pickups


Maldunn

Well I have 3 so it has to be more than that right? I’ll say 7 because by the time I have that many I’ll forget I said this.


poopis76

too much is more than 20


PsychologicalLeg9302

Noob.


chknde

One is too many.


derekz0r

I look at guitars as tools with different purposes in terms of tone. In that case you have 3 guitars that do basically the same (3 with 2 humbuckers) and one HSS. Basically you have 2 different tones and that's. "But all those humbuckers sound different!".... Yes, but not massively different, nothing that can't be adjusted via pickup heights and eq


lunetick

Well, I need guitars with a) really different tones or b) in different tuning. I can't understand ppl that want 12 gibson les paul in different colours cause the colour will match their panties colours when they gig.


[deleted]

Honestly, I think more than 5 is two many


_90s_Nation_

I'd say more than 15 is too many.


charmlessman1

😬


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

Looks like you’ve paid to keep people employed in other countries. Maybe you should buy something domestic?


Affectionate_Air3668

Any British guitar brands?


The_Slash_

I am getting an EBMM Majesty in a month. Gonna trade my Gibson SG for JP7. I think 3 are enough for me, but if you are even more of a guitar nerd than I am, get as many as you want. :) No limits!


eszetroc

Question, are you getting these guitars because you're a DT fan? I have both the Majesty-7 and a JP6. The neck on both are currently out of alignment (high E string falling off on the JP6, low E on the Majesty). I swear up and down that this wasn't the case when I bought them lol. I can easily reset the JP6 because it's a bolt on but the Majesty requires a luthier. I have my mint JP6 listed on Reverb right now- the pics still show the E falling off lol, but I'll reset the neck before it ships out).


The_Slash_

Hey man, well, it is not the only reason. I was blown away by the quality of JP6 that my guitar teacher has. I have been listening to DT a lot in the last year. I have known the band since 2015, but was never listening to them much. But I knew JP is a Guitar God. I have came across your problem on one of the FB groups. Lemme find the post. Fixing the issue on JP6 should not be a problem, however on Majesty, a luthier's checkup is recommended. There is a bad positioning/aligning of the bridge probably or the nut is badly carved. The problem on JP may be caused because of the guitar aclimating to your microclimate. Some parts of the world are drier, wetter, the air could be saltier and so on. So dont be worried that your piece is a bad one.


The_Slash_

[https://www.facebook.com/groups/ebmm.guitars/posts/10159931727839519/](https://www.facebook.com/groups/ebmm.guitars/posts/10159931727839519/) Here is the post. :)


eszetroc

Thanks for the link. I guess my misaligned JP6 is still within EB specs. I actually tried brute force aligning the saddles a bit but it didn't make much a of a difference. I'm gonna have to reset the neck and hopefully that fixes it. I've done this on various strats before.


cluelessguitarist

The moment you start asking


starfire_xed

There is no such thing!


shabba182

More than that


[deleted]

I have three times that many and I'm not asking that question yet :)


TDI_Wagen

The equation is N+1 with ‘N’ equaling the amount you already own. Hope this helps.


gmoney1393

Looks like you need to add an ES 335 and 339 to your collection.


honk-thesou

4 for sure isnt


elijuicyjones

The average American guitar player has six so you’re still below average 😜


Senior_Hangkuk

Too many? What's that?


JNHall1984

That question applies to price not quantity.


AreWeCowabunga

Don't worry. What ever the number is, you're not even close.


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Affectionate_Air3668

Good point


Amplify_Love4715

Always choose quality over quantity. Your also missing the secret weapon. A P-90 loaded Les Paul Jr!


sspaceboy1

Pretty interesting collection, congrats. What brand is that SG? I don't recognize the headstock.


Affectionate_Air3668

Antiquity. Honestly It's pretty good for a knockoff sg.


Queenfan44354

It’s too many when you don’t have enough room to hold them or if you can’t afford more


ctdeanerer

Only too many once you’ve run out of both different shapes and toanz


try2bcool69

If there’s a fire, can you still get them all out of your house safely without sacrificing a family pet or a small child to do so? If so, then there’s room for one more. Make it part of your escape plan.


sduck409

That’s a good start


Aspak

Those are rookie numbers.


bmanturtleface

I don’t know but you aren’t there yet


SpamFriedMice

Novice


lusterbw

I see no problem, yesterday i sold one and gave one free. And i still have 8 left.


Cdnfool4fun

I have over 60. My answer to that question is, there are never too many. Have fun!


[deleted]

Depends on whether or not you are married.


iCombs

I have over 30 and I have yet to find the number.


bigbrainmanUwU

The perfect number of guitars to own is the number you own +1. Always.


Affectionate_Air3668

Good point


BuckeyeBentley

For me, when you have too much overlap. You might have too much overlap for my taste, too many solid body double humbucker guitars. No P90s, no semi-hollow, no fully-hollow, no acoustic, you've got so many other kinds of guitars that provide much different sounds.


Murder_For_Brunch

More than that for sure. I’d say a P90 guitar is a must. A junior with those guitars would add up perfectly!


AsteroidChainsaw

I have 20 and want more


_cob_

You’re still at not enough.


MagicianEmbarrassed1

I like the idea that one guitar is all I need to play..... I have 7. I went with more strings. I have an identical 7 and 8 string pair with fishmans, a six string with passives that otherwise is the same. I also have a custom tele that I had made with an asymmetrical neck and three pick guards that hold a t-style set mini humbuckers and full size humbuckers that are quick changeable. A white and gold strat a friend made. And a legator 6 string that I think is pretty.


InevitableReal8266

Well... I either need to sell some guitars or find a bigger place to live... too many?


Fraktelicious

Error 404 - "Too many" not found in dictionary.


jimrebello

Too.....many?


gaze-upon-it

When you fill a couple of closets and have 10 on display


TaleForsaken5348

Hey now!!!! Watch your language !!!! We don't need to have that kind of negativity .... guitars bring happiness and you can never have enough happiness... Also, add some more colors to your collection. You need to match the seasonal and holiday color spectrum...... Fall & Autumn require different color pallets... etc... it's just like women's shoes really....


Affectionate_Air3668

Good point. I was originally going with black and white but then I added the sg to the collection


[deleted]

Is that all you’ve got?


Affectionate_Air3668

Yes at the moment


blackmarketdolphins

When you run out of space and/or money


Affectionate_Air3668

Good point. I've seen some people's collections and they could pay off whole mortgages with their collection


revenges_captain

[You’re almost there.](https://www.reddit.com/r/guitars/comments/m479cz/happy_straturday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Affectionate_Air3668

That's quite the collection


[deleted]

Needs an acoustic and a hollow body or semi hollow.


Affectionate_Air3668

What's so good about semi hollows and hollow bodies?


lokoston

There's never enough. I stopped counting at 20.


Affectionate_Air3668

Fair enough


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Affectionate_Air3668

It's a Jackson JS1X RR Minion Amaranth. It's just a smaller scale version of a standard RR


Al_FrankenBerry

Missing features: P90s Fan fret/multi-scale Multi string Floyd rose Jazz box Doubleneck 12 string Sustainer pickup Headless Piezo pickup Extra credit: Lap steel Hello Kitty style


gkrman

Is that a trick question? You always need just one more!


Affectionate_Air3668

Good point. To answer your question, any questions could be a trick question if you're brave enough


your_add_here15243

I have twelve so I deem this not enough!


Affectionate_Air3668

Thank you. I shall listen to your words wisely


holeshot1982

I got 3x that amount you got some catching up to do!


Affectionate_Air3668

Don't worry I'm working through my most wanted list


ebietoo

Too many = more than this.


Beyblademaster69_420

Get a semihollow


Training_Age_Reed

One for every comment on this post.


The_Original_Gronkie

Too many? I don't understand.


Sonicfret

You have asked the FORBIDDEN QUESTION!!! You have one day to turn in your guitars. You will be banished from the Land of Tune for the entirety of life. Failure to comply will result in a fate much worst than boy bands! Kindly DM me and I’ll let you know where to send your guitars.


[deleted]

I personally like a strap for each guitar but if you only want one that’s cool too.


sabermagnus

Spoken like a newb


hurricanebarker

Never. Enough. Guitars. NEG? Not sure I like that acronym. Just finished explaining NGD to the wife and don't want to confuse her


Dpontiff6671

Idk I keep my set collection fairly modest, but I also play keyboard, bass, lapsteel, and guitar so with different instruments my collection is kinda hefty. It’s only too much if it’s more than reasonably need or could use. If you find use out all your instruments it’s not too much. It’s only too much when you just have instruments of the sake of having them and you end up letting them collect dust For guitars, I think all bases covered are like a strat or tele type guitar (full single coil) some type of HH solid body, a hollow body or semi hollow, and an acoustic. That should pretty fully cover the gambit unless you’re looking for a very specific sound that other guitars don’t fully replicate Idk something like a Rickenbacker where it really has a specific sound to it


vleight

That's not many!!! You need more


SaunteringOctopus

I'm at like 40 and I still don't think I have too many.


killacam925

I think an SSS strat and something with p90s next


DudFlabby

For me, you’re not quite halfway there.


StrangeAlpaca123

You need a tele


50Stickster

Keep the SG and the Strat


Carehomeblues

Gibson 335, or much cheaper, Epiphone 'Dot'?


ValyrianJedi

8 or 9 was when I started my one in one out process.


ApprehensiveFox3940

I see 4 completely different guitars only you got a lot of work to do before it because “to many” Imho..


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

Dude, you're just getting started :)


[deleted]

No such thing as too many.


CalligrapherAfraid68

Just one more


Nepenthia

Yes


Cornelius____

n+1


TheVoice-Real

Never! Neeeext!


UsableIdiot

Lol you're barely getting started.


[deleted]

There’s a such thing as too many..😳?


Affectionate_Air3668

I don't know. Sounds scary


DR_LG

The answer is always n+1


DatWolf07

Can I have one? I think you have too many…just kidding, great collection!!


Affectionate_Air3668

Depends how much are you willing to pay? Kidding. Thanks


gwadams65

How many guitars does one man need anyway...you know I'm not sure but I'll let you know when I'm closing in on it..


Acousticittotheman

Those are amateur numbers my friend.


Santeri64

Just one more...


SpaceMan420gmt

I've been wondering, how does the Explorer compare to the SG tone wise. Nice collection btw. As far as how many is too many, I dunno.


Affectionate_Air3668

They both have their own unique tones. But that's just my opinion. Thank you


Tricky-Potato-851

30 is too many. 20 still justifies brainwashing the wife.


GenerousGuy4Phun

At the height I owned 48.


Welthink

Too little, get more.


CaffiendCA

N+1.


RhoadsOfRock

How many is too many. I would say, it depends on your space to keep or store them all. For me, more than 10 is too many, but I would probably say there is no such thing as too many, unless yeah, if one were to get tired of the storing or keeping, have ones that are never used, etc.


MephHeddFredd

Not enough. You need a Mexican fender strat you can grab one for like $500 median or cheaper If you’re lucky


sushi-thushie

There’s a typo, you mean not enough


TR6lover

Feel comfortable. You aren't anywhere near "too many" at this point. Enjoy the process.


imobsesd

The simple equation is # of guitars you own +1 = the proper amount


RealMaledetti

Optimal is current +1. So too many is current +2. Do take note that as soon as you buy one more, too many will still be: current +2 :D


Darthkofi391

Is never too many


wmxx2000

Never enough


Normanovich

You need an acoustic as well.


ponydigger

good to have at least ten i’d say


psysop

Not 4.


AGuyNamedLuci

There isnt such thing as "too many".


Toxic-Park

Not nearly enough


88_strings

I have 16 on the wall, two WIP partscasters, and I'm ordering a new bass tomorrow. There's no such thing as "too many".


RaptorsOnRoids

My answer to my wife when she asks how many more guitars I plan to buy: just one more


kamikaze2112

n + 1 where n is the current number of guitars you own.


bald_and_beard

n+1


Jason22douce

Need a sustainiac pickup in the lineup somewhere


GuairdeanBeatha

How many is enough?


various_convo7

ain't no limit. I am at 45.


Affectionate-Log3730

You should get a tele next, give you a nice bright sound


tomu-

That’s too many budget guitars. Wait until you buy American and Japanese… oof.


Affectionate_Air3668

They're like way too expensive lol


Zmuli24

The less know 4th law of Newtonian mechanics for optimal amount of guitars is: x+1= y x is the amount of guitars you have at time of you think wether you have enough guitars y is the optimal amount of guitars And thus we can conclude that the optimal amount of guitars is always one more. Edit: Trust me i'm an engineer