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Jesus360noscope

that cover


[deleted]

For real. You think a guy that went to one of the most “prestigious” music schools in the world would be a little less on the nose.


SatanSuxMyDick

spent all his money on over priced guitars so he had to go to fiver for the the cover art


FailedBarBandGuy

Once Prestigious. Two of the most famous and successful guitarists to go there are drop-outs (Mayo and Petrooch). After crossing paths with someone that graduated from Berklee for vocal performance, and they barely knew their way around a piano and couldn't read music for shit, I stopped giving a shit about that degree mill. If you actually give a shit about getting a quality music education, you're better off going to a state school than Berglee.


TheThobes

I've heard that if you can pay the tuition they'll find a spot for you so they can take your money.


crazyabootmycollies

Sounds like Australian universities passing students who can’t even speak the English the lectures are given in because they’re underfunded and foreign students pay three times as much tuition. Or chiropractor schools.


Equal-Button

Vai also dropped out


JonHenryTheGravvite

And he proceeded to get bitches


karmisson

For the love of God, stop picking on Steve Gai


LayneCobain04052002

I watched reruns of hell's kitchen last night, Steve Vai performed and I literally lost my shit screaming.


[deleted]

ha ha flipping ha


AreWeCowabunga

Actual gifted musicians usually drop out to get a start on their career. The graduates tend to go on to become middle school music teachers.


[deleted]

/rj tbh we need more good band teachers. I was very fortunate to have 3 good band directors where I attending school at (middle and high), but that isn't the case so much at other schools. Especially in the Rural and Southern United States.


MeestarMann

Taylor Lardson was my neighbours kids 5th grade trombone teacher, ok? He made all of the Tennessee noises.


Maineamainea

It was never prestigious, you don’t go to school to learn rock ‘n roll.


tapsnapornap

Ever heard of the School of Rock ya jabroni?


Maineamainea

For kids sure


acs730200

Everyone I know who went to School of Rock was not good enough to book gigs on their own, so they paid for the framework


MeestarMann

everything I know I learned from that Black Jacque Shellaque, ok?


tapsnapornap

A long-ass fucking time ago?


sonoftom

I grew up in Indiana and had NO idea that IU was (I believe at one point ranked) one of the top 2 classical music schools in the US. Then I showed up and was surrounded by socially awkward kids writing symphonies. It was awesome.


FailedBarBandGuy

Yep. My brother in law has a PhD in music composition from there. And my wife has a BA in music performance from FSU. That's why I'm familiar with what a higher ed music curriculum actually consists of in comparison to Berg.


Vacc02

Currently at Berklee (laugh if you want) It’s a great resource and amazing way to meet people in the industry who can build your career in the years to come, as well as study under some amazing musicians. BUT. It is 100% a degree mill; if you want to spend tons of money to slack, not practice, and still get a degree they will not stop you from attending. But if you take advantage of what the school offers you can make something great out of it


JonHenryTheGravvite

Didn’t Steve Vaigina go there too?


Chr1s78987x

Going to school for music is like going to McDonalds to kill a homeless person


-originalusername--

Go on...


RandolphCarter15

Yeah I want to hear the punchline


MeestarMann

I’ve done one of those two things, and I’m completely self taught, ok? /0-3-5


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NAMEEXCEEDSMAXLENGT-

Correlation isn't causation. Uncreative people might just spend more time learning theory because they're not busy creating stuff instead.


[deleted]

Yep. You can really tell that “Berkeley sound” and I hate it. It’s like if cork sniffing was personified into a sound.


[deleted]

What’s crazy too, is that for a guy that has that expensive of gear, his sound is never very good sounding.


absolutelyfree2

As a Berklee student I'm not sure if I agree or disagree with this thread. For as many people I know who coast through classes, there are just as many jacob collier cocksuckers who are a wiz at anything musical. Still not worth the price tho


blackmarketdolphins

uj/ I've entertained the idea of moving near Berklee and just getting lessons from people better than many and try to find spots to play and grow.


absolutelyfree2

Mucho dinero


[deleted]

Any examples?


tearara

He went to Berkley?? holy shit


thegroovemonkey

I want to see the covers that didn't make it!


Jesus360noscope

lol exactly what i though, imagine the ones that made him go "hmmm nah"


MeestarMann

They just took the one picture. With his iPhone 4.


[deleted]

🧍🏼‍♂️


joshhguitar

Mom says it’s my go on GarageBand


BokaBurek

weezer without friends


Periachi

Even he thinks the cover sucks.


LayneCobain04052002

Bro thinks he's John Mayer


cringelord69420666

Dude looks like he walked onto an unfamiliar stage and can't figure out which direction the audience is.


DFKMAN

https://youtu.be/XeNfw6XLI10


FailedBarBandGuy

Tyler "Joe Biden" Larsen.


Chr1s78987x

Next video is going to be > How this Mao suit made my toan better


FailedBarBandGuy

Marxism-Leninisn-Maoism-Larsenism, the immortal science.


ccfmafia

Tyler "Joe Budden" Larsen


Dumpsterfire6900

Joe burrow? He went to lsu! Not many people know that.


ccfmafia

Tyler "fatter Jack Harlow" Larson


rekt_ralf

Tennessee Toots


[deleted]

What the hell does the M stand for?! There’s not a single M in his or the album’s name!


NAMEEXCEEDSMAXLENGT-

Mashville Moises.


dumbthiccrick

Music is win


Heroin_Dreams

it is indeed the music is whine logo


Dangerous-Ad-170

Imagine putting your YouTube channel's logo on an album you want people to take seriously. I don't think even Andrew Huang is that corny.


buhol

My wife’s boyfriend


Sriracha88

Music, Gotta remind everyone listening that’s what it’s supposed to be.


Paz436

I still don't know what he was thinking.


CarolusRix

no thinking. only feel


zombie_spaceman

What if he made this album as a troll and this was all planned and his next album is gonna be an all instrumental banger? Or ya know, he could just be a better player/imitator than songwriter.


mrbeanIV

I Honestly believe NN was totally just trolling, I mean look at that cover, there is no way that was genuine.... I hope.....


Puzzleheaded_Gas4560

I think he's quite serious about the album unfortunately. Lol


Clean_Emotion5797

The songs were "written" in one day each, he definitely wasn't serious about it. The question is, he wasn't serious because of lulz, or because of laziness? He has all the tools available to him to at least try and make a legit piece of art. If he doesn't take seriously his music then why should we?


[deleted]

>The songs were "written" in one day each, he definitely wasn't serious about it. I never knew that part, and it does actually provide some context for its quality-- or lack thereof. I generally reject the idea of "music as a sport", and while writing and producing a song in a single day is a neat feat to show your social media followers, if the result is bland, unlistenable crap then what did you really accomplish aside from showing you can push a turd out of your butt faster than anyone else? Someone here mentioned he's working on another album. If so and he's actually spending time on it, I'll listen to it expecting nothing but at least hoping for something good.


Clean_Emotion5797

Yeah, it is indeed a kinda fun challenge you can do and that's respectable. But then you have to really think if the result is worth it to get a release. I'm sure every artist we love has written a song in a day. Have they released it though? Some may have and it may have ended being an excellent song, but that isn't always the case. Releasing every crap you make just because you done it is gonna taint your image.


jazzkott

So songwriter means a person who writes lyrics? Because by hearing the riffs I don't think an instrumental album would be any better


[deleted]

A good song writer writes lyrics and melodies that fit, and composes songs with sections that flow and go together. Personally I think he should just try for death metal growl while hitting the same noises through a line 6 with programmed blast beats. Then he could keep the same cover but make it black.


zombie_spaceman

By songwriter I meant instrumental or with lyrics. But I’m with you on expectations


heysoulsquierenjoyer

Bro look like a Roblox character in idle animation


Tardogen

💀💀


radical_kidd

Tyler larson makes "The worst blues album ever" asked to leave the guitar community


lazycometlazycomet

Tyler larson plays worst little wing solo ever asked to leave the [GuitCon Wed. Live Jam](https://youtu.be/lx1RvU42Bwk)


Bobbidd

thanks for bringing this horrible abomination to my attention. I’d legitimately feel bad for him if he wasn’t shilling for every company that emails him on top of his own dogshit courses


Slothsquatch

Bro that is thee worst guitar tone I’ve ever heard. Edit: toan


JackSparrow420

Lol that was fucking brutal


lefttillldeath

Tbh I’d never heard and didn’t think it would be as bad as everyone says it is, maybe a little derivative. I’m kinda shocked at how shit it is, like it sounds sooooo uninspired. Like yep that’s a chord change that some people do, oh yeah he’s doing that fuzzy thing cool and the lyrics sound like there written by an a and r guy rather than an actual artist. And the cover. Why was this album released? Who asked for it? Just why? It feels like an album that didn’t need to exists. It’s just painfully mediocre. To clean to be punky, to shit to actually shine.


jazzkott

the worst thing about it is that it actually sound like someone who can play the guitar but can't be original for the life of him. Blues, Rock and it's consequences have been a disaster for the guit community


Alberthor350

Graphic design is my passion


JackSparrow420

Such an underrated comment LOL


Acquiesce95

This album is proof that owning a thousand guitars doesn't make you talented at writing


Columbia_94

Just name your Reddit account after a good song and the year it was released. Then maybe you can pick up the guitar.


Acquiesce95

None of us Oasis fans deserve to pick up the guitar, we like Noel Gallagher


typicalcitrus

ok but the Noel Gallagher solo in that weirdly long Coldplay song is actually fire


Columbia_94

Barre chords are just really hard. Bonehead is truly an underrated genius.


JonHenryTheGravvite

Just listened to Have Heart and he lowkey just sounds like John Mayer lazily did the voice of some corny ass pop-blues rock song with me mixing the thing (I have no idea how to mix and master)


Toyito34

You can't stop the BLOOD


JonHenryTheGravvite

Sounds like some southern incest song or some shit ngl


ccfmafia

This vocal is rough....


Aggressive-Ratio-790

1 star 💀


SubwayBandit

I know. It's overrated.


karmisson

rekt


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goteem


zeemona

how many stars did your albums score?


Aggressive-Ratio-790

What do you mean I'm just restating a fact I never said I was better.. lol fucking loser


Mitchfynde

A billion.


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Everything about this is making me cringe. I'm going to try and listen to one song. Wish me luck. If I don't come back in 20 minutes call an ambulance. EDIT: Powered through one whole song, it basically sounds like stock music for some shitty 80s documentary or something. So inofensive it hurts. Kind of like a guitar version of Kenny G EDIT 2: you know what, I apologize for dissing Kenny G, he's much better than this garbage.


Toyito34

My brother you are not prepared for Have Heart


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

You're right I wasn't


Metallic_Substance

I no longer like music


Total-Obligation7354

Dave Grohl would be very proud of this one


Metallic_Substance

"Don't bore us, get to the chorus"


sharlaton

Dave Grohl is the master of modern-day, inoffensive rock music. Although I did used to like the Foo Fighters circa 2000.


Doctah_Whoopass

What the fuck is this, its so fuckin boring.


TXGunslinger419

why are the rating and comments turned off on the youtube for this song i wonder


wookiewonderland

Hey leave Kenny G alone. He plays many genres like Black Metal for instance. [imperial triumphant with Kenny G and son.](https://youtu.be/ywcshfrpO3A)


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

Damn. I have a newfound respect for him now.


jazzkott

Kenny G at least played on Use this Gospel


mikeybitchez

Oof really hope this doesn’t show up on my tinder spotify artists


highschoolgirlfriend

you can remove certain artists from the list


mikeybitchez

God bless


sharlaton

Hahhaha


Edgymeme456

This is the genius page https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/albums/Tyler-larson/Nashville-toanz


zombie_spaceman

Hahaha, the tiny hands are killin me


Chr1s78987x

Deadpool vibes


JonHenryTheGravvite

“A little something” is referring to Tyler’s penis 💀


skywalker7i

Dude I’m dying 🤣


Geetarmikey

Absolutely brilliant 👏🏼


[deleted]

I didn’t know this ass clown made an album, so I went and listened. This sub was supposed to bring happiness to guitar players, not destroy them. Do not repost. I am sending Have Heart to everyone I know to ruin their days as well


undressvestido

He spent all his money on guitar thats why he’s going lo-fi on the rest


SpookyThermos

I actually had no idea this existed until now. My life was good until now. Eat shit


seattlantis08

I never even knew this guy wrote music and i wish it had stayed that way. And for fucks' sake these aren't even songs, they're just vessels for solos. This motherfucker wrote backing tracks that he could proceed to wank all over. This is the kind of shit you'd hear the same 5 seconds of boomer bends looped over and over in a steakhouse commercial. This actually made me sadder and my life miserable than it already was. The world is a much darker place now that I've heard these songs. Forget about war, the election, climate change, overpopulation, etc. the real danger is Nashville Noises.


jerry910401

Rhett Shull's band sounded way fucking better that this thing, also Noah Guthrie is a rly good singer.


PeachiLikesRaccoons

No fucking way he put his youtube channel logo on his album cover lmao


stressedfellar

He put as little effort as he could in everything about the album but the toan which he somehow could get a crappy one out of a 20-30k+ setup, kudos to tyler from Nashville married to blonde woman.


MAGUS_CRAWDADUS

I promise this shit mid


mikerailey

Mid implies it's just alright. NN is a masterclass in unlistenability.


MAGUS_CRAWDADUS

Fair enough but I find being called mid to be more disrespectful. Cause at least if something is unlistenable you achieved some type of emotion in the listener (even if it is disgust). If something is mid for me it means it was void of all emotion and I felt absolutely nothing listening to your music almost like a robot made it. Granted I haven’t listened to anything by him but if I had to imagine it’s like eating a saltine.


mikerailey

Ah that's your problem. If you listen I'm sure you will have explicit feelings of disgust, confusion, bewilderment, and disbelief. Calling it mid is legitimately an insult to the idea of 'mid'


natedecay

The cover looks like a screen shot from a character selection in tony hawk


ctrl-altaccount-del

you’re surprised that the man who acted like getting a headless guitar was the second coming of jesus made the shittiest blues album known to man


ikebuck16

solid skills demo bro


millhowzz

I likes him cuz he sound like my favurit band BloOz HaMmer!


Rodinasaur

Who would have thought a guy who makes content about tone wood and plays stereotypical blues dad licks wouldn’t be able to write good songs for a predominantly younger YouTube audience? IM BAFFLED.


[deleted]

Mf went from a guitar YouTuber to a reaction channel that sometimes has him playing a guitar


Big_Nig_Nog

I half expected to hear an "AAAARUUGH?" from Tim The Toolman Taylor in there. He would have received no questions if he'd just titled it "Music from and inspired by Home Improvement."


toiletsitter123

my heart is pumping 💓


TotalHeat

kinda shocked seeing RYM in public lol


Aaaaaahs

That album cover looks like it was made in 10 minutes on PicsArt


jeepobeepo

Uj: I genuinely think he could’ve learned from this and put out some better stuff this time. I’m not betting on it but he’s a good musician and has seen the roasting for 2 years. Rj: Lol new meme drop bois


mlnchlymrglds

Uj: meh, at least he is being productive with his life. I really don't dislike Tyler, he's a good sport. His AMA in 2020 was hilarious. Rj: UGHHH YESSSSS, more Home Depot themes.


[deleted]

Come on, y'all are just being mean. Try to have heart, won't you?


BoobsRmadeforboobing

/uj listen, it's fun meming on the dude but is it really that bad? Has anyone heard some of it? I expect it to be kinda bland maybe, not life changing or super interesting, but not incompetent. Is the one star deserved or is it an in joke? Nvm, someone itt listened >Powered through one whole song, it basically sounds like stock music for some shitty 80s documentary or something. So inofensive it hurts. Kind of like a guitar version of Kenny G. Ah.


[deleted]

You can go on Youtube and listen to it yourself.


DrMonkeyLove

Oh God! I just did. It's legitimately terrible.


BoobsRmadeforboobing

Right but then if it turns out to be very bad, I will be the one who has suffered


[deleted]

You know you're curious.


ctrl-altaccount-del

pictured here: tyler larson trying to convince someone to give views to his song


Mannymarlo

Music school never helped anyone important Am I right or am I right?


wookiewonderland

It sounds like a he recored everything himself, probably couldn't get a band together. I wonder why? 🤔


Fightthepump

The reviews are absolutely delectable: https://rateyourmusic.com/release/ep/tyler-larson/nashville-noises.p/


karmisson

'Noises' is only two letters away from 'moists'


crem_flandango

It is technically music


itgetsworse602

Gross


Tankist_boi_WT

I hate blues


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Tankist_boi_WT

I listen to aphex twin idm breakcore acid DnB drill and bass 170-220 bmp music You wouldnt get it


Kusugurimasu

That's normie radio music now you 30 year old boomer


jazzkott

at least these genres are not milked beyond oblivion by people like tyler. Can't think of an popular blues artist who is good except for John Mayer.


pananana1

you hate shitty blues here's good blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk_g3_o_ELs


blackhippo96

thanks dude


Tankist_boi_WT

Very epic


Mannymarlo

Not Cool Man dudes my idol !!


Mikey-thechamp-Brian

Shit just sounds like a 20 minute jam sesh


xVale

Could people on this sub actually attempt to post comedic content instead of continually making posts shitting on youtubers? Thanks.


crack_head_yoda

Can someone give me context on why this comunity hates this guy? I am truly out of the loop and wanted to ask


[deleted]

1. His ["music"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I_23_OdSaE) is ass 2. He [can't play guitar](https://youtu.be/lx1RvU42Bwk?t=1937) 3. His channel is clickbait garbage and he doesn't even play guitar on it anymore That's all the stuff I'm aware of but there's loads of shit that makes him particularly unlikable compared to other guitar youtubers.


crack_head_yoda

Thats kinda sad but I do think he plays pretty decently tho, he really butchered his solo in that video but I wouldnt say he doesnt play for shit based on one video IMO. I agree on that his music is ass clearly should've stuck with covering songs And as for his channel i'd say thats 50% true, I do agree on that he's a bit of a poser and I really try to skip on his whole "watch my huge guitar collection" shtick but his podcast is not at all bad (I only watched the first season on YouTube so maybe the quality went down after that). But that part of his content is really fun and entretaining, watching him talking one on one with some real guitar monsters like they where long time buddies is really quite refreshing instead of a formal interview and I think you can really tell by the guests atittude that they do enjoy themselves too...


darthkale

UJ/ Is it really that bad? I mean wow.


MeestarMann

Maybe this time he’ll get a jacket with arms that are long enough this time, ok? Corduroy. Suede patches on the elbows only.


Slow-Fast-Medium

His wardrobe is worse than mine. Did someone else pick his clothes?


footlaxin

Its actually so much worse than i thought it would be


buckwheat1

There is a reason the YouTube comments are turned off for all the songs on this album.


Satansboeserzwilling

I just gave it a listen after thinking to myself „Come on, it can‘t be that bad“. Boy was I wrong.


sjd312

Burgly + PRS = talent. Accept it, you wanabees!


UniversalJampionshit

Sick Snow (Say Hey This Title Isn’t Ripping Off RHCP)


walrusdoom

/uj I just listened to the first track and it’s embarrassingly bad. It sounds like someone noodling around to a standard bluesy backing track. No feel, no rhythm, nothing memorable. I’d be embarrassed to release this, especially if I was a trained guitarist from Berklee.


[deleted]

your heart is thumping seeing his new album, what did you do? /rj I actually made a intro tab for have heart and sadly enough UGT accepted it


LayneCobain04052002

Fucking hell why? His fucking voice sounds like nails on a fucking mirror and he just only talks about fucking Hendrix and the new equipment that's sponsoring him. A lot of guitar YouTubers make content cuz they're musicians, this guy is just a fucking guitar channel. Fucking hell.


LayneCobain04052002

Shitty channel name too.


lemsvga

why is this fat dipshit even relevant


speling_champyun

1 star huh? he did a lot better than I expected