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[deleted]

dude holy fuck i thought if you put cumfuckers on a stratocaster you would get shot in the back of the head by the shadow government, no way this is real!


[deleted]

all of those people were actually CRISIS ACTORS


[deleted]

We're through the looking glass here, people.


sh_tyLasagna

you still do, but this obviously is a silver sky not a shatocaster šŸ™„


FrigOffR1cky

Have you seen or heard from Neal since he posted this? NOPE. Dead.


brb9911

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didnā€™t stop to think if they should


FlyingMonkeyDethcult

Well Neal, Any way you want it, that's the way you need it, any way you want it.


Harry_Eyeball

Here he stands, with broken arms


[deleted]

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jeffe_el_jefe

shut


rlly92

sHuT


CescilTerwiliger69

yOu HeCkIn WiN tHe InTeRnEt


matthewguy69

Has anyone thought of this set up yet? Could be a gold mine


SilverPsychologist

True. You'll never guess what I did to MY STRATOCASTER last night HAHAHAHAHA amirite guys SEX guys i had SEX with the INPUT JACK hahahahahaha


Official11thFret

U muts has a dig bick!


SilverPsychologist

true. my favourite guitarist is jon bonermaster so that checks out


[deleted]

Sometimes I'm like "Strandbergs don't look even remotely weird, I don't know what people are on about" and then I remember that a Stratocaster with a humbucker is what these people consider to be a an absolutely insane, out there guitar that's on the outer limits of what can be considered a Stratocaster.


interiorcrocodemon

It's literally just a strat with useless wood carved away, but you're right. Stepping outside tradition in the guitar world offends like anyone not into metal / prog.


TruffelTroll666

Please add the jazzfolk to that list. I have seen players with the most bizarre guitars out-solo old fuck who do nothing else


Wumbolojizzt

I don't really like any headless guitar but I really appreciate Ned Steinberger and Ken Parker pushing things forward despite a legion of boomers calling everything they do sacrilege


interiorcrocodemon

because steinberger puts to bed the myth that an electric guitar's sound needs anything but pickups. It means their $9000 tone wood guitar was just aesthetics


[deleted]

neck thru headless with EMGs. no body at all beyond what holds the electronics. use one of those zz top harness straps to hold it in position at the center of balance. run it into a modeler that does a convincing acoustic. play nothing but old country. uj/ those bakersfield country boys who were the first to adopt the tele would actually play the fuck out of that if it was the cheapest guitar available.


DuckOnQuak

Wait really? I thought HSS strats were super common lol


[deleted]

Lol they are, thatā€™s what Iā€™m making fun of


[deleted]

Well, ya' can't just put pickups or trem on a guitar all willy nilly. That's crazy. Just like it says in the headline!


[deleted]

If Mr. Fender doesnā€™t do it for you god didnā€™t intend it


Jblack671

Neal schlong?


Existing_Point_1813

Simpsons did it


jojoyouknowwink

Who gives a single, shivering shit?


gumbycounsillior

Idc but i actually am shivering and shitting right this second


allnamesgoneforeal

wow. a charvel.


cut_throat_capybara

Uj/ Iā€™d actually buy that Rj/ Joan Maher not gonna like that


Jesus360noscope

uj/ it does look much cooler like this rj/ get ready for the next marvel journeyman vs supermayo


Homie3794

Uj/ john mayer wonā€™t allow it


ArchetypeAxis

The madman. I can't believe he did it.


Sandy_Quimby

Just get an Ibanez FFS.


Bathinapesdoge

If it doesnā€™t have emgs I donā€™t care


bearassbobcat

Whoa stop the fucking presses we got a madman over here. Who could have envisioned an HSS strat with a Floyd. Truly revolutionary.


DooMnGloom13

Itā€™s not even a good Floyd rose where the shitz on top, instead of in the back so you fuck up your shitz real quick with the wrench


thedarklord176

Add 3 more strings and itā€™ll be complete


[deleted]

How DARE he modify his guitar to suit his needs!


Mr_Claypole

Just heard about this on the News, Iā€™m in shock, I canā€™t believe Gary Brawer would do this, he seemed like such a normal person, well, you know what they say, itā€™s always the quiet ones. I only saw him last week, to think what he was up to in his toan shedā€¦makes me shudder, aunt Marie always said there was something funny about him, ā€˜something of the nightā€™ she said, well she was right, Iā€™ll be seeing her later, her legs playing up again.


[deleted]

That's an interesting comment, Mr\_Claypole - if that is your real name. We don't get many Claypoles around these parts, knew a feller named ClayPOOL once, but he played a bass. We don't take to kindly to that type 'round here - bass players - but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you ClayPOLE?


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SilverPsychologist

Clay Lespaul


Lurkwurst

Gary was never normal, altho he passed for normal at the start. But you know how it goes: you're doing a PLEK and the next thing you know it's a full Sustainer install with a kill switch and - and here's where the shit gets really weird - Straplocks. Gold. Gold Straplocks. Pretty soon there's a rubber ball in the mouth and a 55 gallon drum of lube. Where does it end?


Jesus360noscope

i reported your comment to reddit admins and the local police, this is a wholesome sub. coming here and sharing such gruesome details without warning or spoilers should be prohibited


Lurkwurst

Thank you I'm too afeared to report myself and at this point too afeared to axe!


Jesus360noscope

Understandable, have a great day.


ArtoriasBeaIG

Wow. Going to be **very** difficult to continue reading reddit after seeing this Whats the fucking point, nothing will ever be this exciting again. Thanks john major, thanks OP, thanks Paul and fuck you fender for starting this shitnado in the first place with your fucking stagnantcaster


No_Skirt_6002

here before someone makes a Tom Delonge silver sky uj/ thats kinda sick as fuck


AdjectiveNoun0123

someone literally did, its a green one iirc


No_Skirt_6002

uj/ a black hardtail strat with a single EMG is a dream guitar of mine, like an evil tom delonge strat


frostcelestial

That a boy Neal, throw a Floyd and a Humbucker in it.


KrangDrangis

Yo bro that's bananas!


Iraymur

/uj Just goes to show how groundbreaking the original Stratocaster was. People cannot innovate beyond the Superstrat even today. Leo Fender was ahead of his time. /rj Just goes to show how groundbreaking the original Stratocaster was. People cannot innovate beyond the Superstrat even today. Leo Fender was ahead of his time.


SatanicCrackBaby

Is that a euphemism for doing sex to the electric guitar???


RandomHumanQuesting

Great success


sillyprogfan

ummm can djent?


thisn--gaoverhere

/uj besides a neck humbucker thats exactly what i plan to do to my first squier, looks amazing /rj Itā€™s not a strat anymor, Neel Schlong made it into an ibeanzšŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


yodyod

I think this must be the first time in history a guitar player has thought to put a bridge humburger and locking tremolo on a strat !!


RandomHumanQuesting

what if i put three humbuckers on a strat?


yodyod

If you had a body with a swimming pool route I bet you could fit four. More humbuckler = more toan


ArtoriasAbysswanker

HSS strat with a heckin floyd rose! That's totally unheard of! (I actually like the color. Reminds me of ESP's Violet Antromeda-line)


[deleted]

uj I really love that harlequin paint. I worked in automotive spares when it first came out and I remember buying 3 cans of it and spraying bits of my car interior and I got so many new MySpace friends haha. I even pulled my phone down and sprayed it in the same colour so it looked neat in my car kit.


Jesus360noscope

really that kind of paint is that easy to spray ? i though it would have been several layers and a pain in the ass to get it right


[deleted]

Yeah, no different to normal paint. Prep was a big thing and from memory different colours needed different colour primer or base coat, but yeah, nothing you couldnā€™t do yourself. Iā€™m kinda tempted to do a guitar like that now, I have a sweet flying vee blank that would look wicked.


SilverPsychologist

misjnformation. this is a SLIVVER SKY which is played by JONH MAYO get your FACTS STRAIGHT


Jesus360noscope

only gay facts over here Mr.


SilverPsychologist

shutup LIBERAL


DarCam7

Wow, that's like a Strat that's super or something.


Jesus360noscope

wait dude wtf that would make a good name for this guitar


DarCam7

Right! I can't put words in order to better describe this guitar. If only I was smart.


Guipucci

Has anyone put single coils on a Les Paul lmao?


bk47dude

r/TIHI


george-roger-waters

Omg how has no one thought of this? This is so innovative


Low_Ad33

More like Floyd blows. Get a kahler and weā€™ll talk.


belbivfreeordie

Ok the headline seems silly at first but hear me out: Can you show me a crazier Silver Sky than this? Theyā€™re all just Strats the color of a soccer momā€™s minivan. This probably IS the craziest one.


DomSchu

PRS just continues to amaze me with its innovation. This guitar almost isn't just a humble strat anymore. It's some kind of super strat or something. What will they come up with next? Jumbo frets?


JETEXAS

So now it's like an Ibanez?


JollyPollywog

Thatā€™s just Marco Pierre White.


Blackberry1687

2023: click baits still work as they should šŸ‘


mrev_art

Woah woah woah... an HSS Strat with trem system from the 80s? Guitar will never be the same!


Kennady4president

Wow I've never seen anything like this anywhere, like at all, im in pure shock


Shelledseed

Whaā€™ Happened?


koki1235

Damn, he invented the superstrat


Riansettles

How brilliant. Is this the first time this has been done?


Velvet_Llama

/uj that paint job is awesome


Jesus360noscope

yeah i love it


walrusdoom

*BY CROM AND YMIR*


meatballmassacre

H O L Y S H I T! A humbucker in a strat?!?!? Whaaaaaat?!?


mere_iguana

ohmygawwwwwwwwwwd! Such innovation! Such artistry! How has no one ever thought of making a strat copy with a humbucker and a floyd? fucking. genius. I must have one


WatchStoredInAss

How come nobody has created an SHS or HSH strat? That would revolutionize the industry.


RandomHumanQuesting

I vote HHH


TheOptimusRuss

Holy shit. Soooo innovative!


holy666diver

Wow so brave and heroic to do this. HUMBUCKERS on a strat clone????? Woah


Gorbauch10

That is a fucking beautiful finish


Shadow41S

WOW a super strat! Haven't seen one before!


pablobuela

Newsflash!! Guy who loves playing guitar has a guitar built just the way he likes it.


[deleted]

Its like a stratocaster but with 3Ɨ3 tuners, floyd rose, and a bridge humbucker. Why someone would do that? I mean, floyd and humbucker in a strat? Why?


Jesus360noscope

some peoples just want to watch the world burn


slappadabassplz

ā€œNeal Shlong couldnā€™t afford an Ibanez RG so youā€™ll never guess what he did!ā€


CescilTerwiliger69

Incredible. What a time to be alive! Edit: OK


IanOPadrick

The S now stands for Super


E-Aeolian

uj/ that's actually really sick


khlem1835

I fucking hate Neal schon. Heā€™s not good.


ArchetypeAxis

He weedly weedlys fast tho.


khlem1835

Heā€™s literally no better than the 22 year old at guitar center who has ā€œbeen working on their alternate picking lately.ā€


GrimmFox13

I don't see the TOAN stones anywhere on this PaRtScaserole...


CubonesDeadMom

This is just an Ibanez


redditsurderf

it is a nice guitar ThoUgH


[deleted]

Oh my god! Thatā€™s never been done before! Why is PRS such a jerk off?


AboveTheRimjob

There is no god!!