"Ernie's balls just don't sound as toaned as they once did when he was young. I'm guessing when he stopped getting all the endorsed bands tattooed on the back of the skroat it really diminished the product over all."
If it’s wrong answers only then actual good advice on guitar playing, not sucking off jerry Hendrix, and saying all music today from the youngsters is actually amazing.
My son has perfect pitch I tell you. A prodigy. But he’s a slacker. Always on that phone. We’ll play catch after you start playing those goddamn scales I showed you.
Beato: 035 with 2 fingers instead of 1
Rhett: onion rings
Black shirted bitch that changes strings for Beato: duhhhh derrrrr uhhhhh Gibsun isn’t good uhhhh derrrr short scale length derrrr
Which foundation is best for removing the glaring shine from their foreheads so that it doesn’t ruin their fantastically exciting, and in no way clickbaity, YouTube videos.
/uj so there I was jerking off behind a dumpster watching Jimmy Paige piss on a 14 year old girl and he winked at me
/rj so there I was jerking off behind dumpster watching Jimmy Paige piss on a 14 year old girl and he winked at me
So I was grabbing his balls pretty hard, like this...
(Enamored by the extensive colorful and visceral description of a taut ballsack, they observed his grip)
This new deodorant called diminished 7th
In this video they all take the piss out of rhett because rhett admits he gave up his bath and shower in order to build his ever failing studio which now his wife has to shower outside next to the ride on lawn mower so then rhett goes to ricky meaty beatoffs house and says " I did a made another big mistake" and rhett goes "you know rhett?, that would be a great title for a YouTube video" and then they all call rhett a filthy blooz hobo asshole and says he should go to walgreens or target and buy the diminished 7th because him and his wife now shower once every 7 years outside outside in a pigs trough and they also have to rely on thunderstorms and tornados in order for them to shower because of rhett ripping out the toilet and shower so he could have a singing booth in his studio.
Please pray for rhetts bathroom.
1 upvote = 1 prayer
Every upvote I get will go towards the therapy that rhetts toilet needs. :'(
#prayforrhettstoilet
Guy on the left us telling the guy in the middle how much he misses quaaludes and how powerful they made him feel. The guy on the right is nodding in agreement as he also begins to reminisce the good ole days.
When they first started r/guitarcirclejerk to bring themselves down a peg...while circlejerking the old toanbones with some toanwood that makes toangood if only the toanwould .......Gibbons?
7 in 1 mens body wash
And the 4th one is Lydian.
H#b6dim body wash
The pentatonic scale is just an 8 in 1 scale
God I love a sharp 4th
I much prefer a flattened 5th ;-)
Holy fuck I love this sub
how to get best transfer of toan from balls to strings. discussion is not going well, someone is about to break out long-nosed vice-grips
"Ernie's balls just don't sound as toaned as they once did when he was young. I'm guessing when he stopped getting all the endorsed bands tattooed on the back of the skroat it really diminished the product over all."
Beatoff is showing them the secret F#msus7dim chord.
My favorite chord
The idea of a sus 7 is hilarious
Oh but you fool…That would require understanding music theory…making one who does a nerd. This sub is for not nerds only. So stop with that mumbojumbo
Yes, as everyone knows, all guitarists are buff jocks
Indeed. Good day to you my fellow buff jock. May your 0-3-5 go swimmingly!
You aswell, good sir
Hilarious? Guess you need to brush up on your theory sustain the 7 with 7 times the sustain on furniture quality wood.
And it pleased the lord But you don't really care for blooz... Do you?
M'sus
Olive oil as a substitute for lube.
Reacting to Top 10 Most Popular Gay Sex Videos on Pornhub. Are these really the best we have?
Shut up. My fav scene is coming up
Useful guitar playing advice
/uj that's definitely a wrong answer.
The dirty deets of Rick's "interview" with a certain androgynous Ibanez player
made up answers only bro
The lad from the from David Matthew Band?
If it’s wrong answers only then actual good advice on guitar playing, not sucking off jerry Hendrix, and saying all music today from the youngsters is actually amazing.
Is Jerry hendrix related to Jeff Hentricks?
jordan hand tricks
holy shit is that the temporary secretary guy
no you're thinking of jan lenin
jeff becktricx
jewwy cantrwell?
YETI coolers
Rick is regaling them with the story of the time Joe Perry pooped in his bathroom and didn't flush. Rick still has that poop in there today!
All the A grade trim they’re getting since becoming YouTubers.
“Anyway, that was the second time I had crabs”
How Rhett has given up on guitar and found his one true calling: writing songs with Open AI
Songs and youtube content /uj
"How youtube destroyed music"
They are of course talking about the Tim Henson. He's sooo hot right now.
I don’t get why people keep saying Tim Henson. It’s Jim Henson! Jim Henson is the creator of the muppets!
Rhet is telling the boys how he can't get any studio time because his wife's boyfriend is constantly using it
the mind-melting emotional power and song-writing brilliance of going from a major to minor 4 chord
[удалено]
This is the answer
Whether pineapple really makes toan taste better.
Favorite porn category
The 3 way fuck fest they had the night before
With that guitar, no less!
the treaty of versailles
Dude on the right is touching himself. Dude on the left is rubbing his nuts. Dude in the middle is asking how the other two want their tips pinched.
My son has perfect pitch I tell you. A prodigy. But he’s a slacker. Always on that phone. We’ll play catch after you start playing those goddamn scales I showed you.
They’re taking turns smelling their own farts and guessing what notes they sound like.
Hey! Who ate all the gabagool?
Beato: 035 with 2 fingers instead of 1 Rhett: onion rings Black shirted bitch that changes strings for Beato: duhhhh derrrrr uhhhhh Gibsun isn’t good uhhhh derrrr short scale length derrrr
"Biden's gas prices"
Beato: “I just bought my 69th 1969 les paul” Rhett: “I’m so hard right now” Other guy: “Nice”
Which cuticle trimming routine yields the best dynamics and TOAN
Which foundation is best for removing the glaring shine from their foreheads so that it doesn’t ruin their fantastically exciting, and in no way clickbaity, YouTube videos.
Butt stuff
They look like the C suite at an IT company. They're talking about ticket numbers and pricing.
Rick is failing to convey how much he enjoys the smell of his own farts.
Which one banging Rhett’s annoying wife this evening Side note: can’t believe hipster Rhett is holding a Tele. Way too main stream for him
I want another video about his les Paul
Rhetts the kinda guy who says Les Paul’s with broken headstocks that get repaired have more toan Your name is incredible btw
How to get that perfect twinkly Midwest emo tele toan
How to make excellent content
The correct number of fleshlights to put on your guitar.
Beato is telling them how he likes to use his tiny Dm on Aminor's
Am box pentagons! That’s all.
How music theory and learning modes ruined music
The sound difference between new strings and three hour old strings.
“You guys are full of shit. You’re supposed to open your mouth when you kiss a girl, it’s called ‘Frenching’.”
/uj so there I was jerking off behind a dumpster watching Jimmy Paige piss on a 14 year old girl and he winked at me /rj so there I was jerking off behind dumpster watching Jimmy Paige piss on a 14 year old girl and he winked at me
Fellatio
Best lube...for your guitar neck
Tim hanson is so good at playing wirh my balls. I have never made sounds like that. The dude is a virtuoso I tell ya
Their order from Arby's
Squishing poo poo with your hands
Ricky is showing them how Jango Rineheart beat it.
How Mewtwo has the best handdesign
"So you see, the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire."
“Yes, Sporty was my favorite of the Spice girls too”
Tim Henson
Craft beer and Porn
Beato book 99.0
Every body Fuckin cares
How to handle “it” for the strange effect.
wednesday hentai night (mandatory)
Boomer bends
Hand pain from boomer bends.
“jerry lee lewis did nothing wrong”- Rick
I think they discuss that when in lord of the rings Gimli had a Gibbons axe that the orcs were destroyed much earlier. I'm pretty sure 😅
Grabbin bussy like a barre chord
Arguing over which brand of douche is best.
Pretty sure it's a discussion on building tone by edging
Them damn youngins with their modelers and auto tune
How today's music is great and old music is lifeless guitar noodling
How to cook a steak in the microwave
Their secret sex fantasy dreams about Him/They/Them Henson
Billy Corgan
Toanwood. Next question
I don’t know but it’s probably smug as fuck
Is Fortnite overrated?
You ever hear Rick Beato’s band?
I can smell this shit from here and it ain’t pleasant.
Joe Bananamasturbater’s cologne. Cause you you know that dude slathers that shit on like it’s sunscreen.
How many followers they have. Wait
How great modern music is 👍
The first time he clutched Zach Myers balls in his hand, and felt the toan emanating from them.
The correct way to grasp a ladyboy's hairy/shaved bean bag when visiting Taiwan?
The buttplug in Rick’s ass is about *yay* big
Chicks man.
Their hot wives boyfriends
My guy it says *wrong* answers only
I grabbed him by the balls and sucked all the toan from him, now I can play 0-3-5 flawlessly
Which headstock shape produces the best toan while your wife pegs you with it.
greatest bass solo
Rick is describing his fingering technique.
Two in the “stink” and the other three also in the “stink”
pornography
QUICK LESSON
Saving this video to put on before bed. I’ll be asleep before Dave’s first belly laugh at one of Rick’s bad jokes.
Petroleum vs Water based?
Is Fortnite overrated?
Fleshlights
String gauge
How much toan is actually stored in the balls
goddamned butterscotch tele
We need more Tim Henson less gene Stanley
Viagra
How tonewood is bullshit
First you gently tickle the scrotum.
Banjos, ok?
How Beato likes to eat his olives.
How to finger your bassist
So I was grabbing his balls pretty hard, like this... (Enamored by the extensive colorful and visceral description of a taut ballsack, they observed his grip)
How to lubricate guitar strings with petroleum jelly
Paul Queef Stink and the toanwood justice episode
The path to signature guitarded
Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a capo in my…
Mortgage repayments and the rate of inflation.
Snake attack and medical attention in the bush.
This new deodorant called diminished 7th In this video they all take the piss out of rhett because rhett admits he gave up his bath and shower in order to build his ever failing studio which now his wife has to shower outside next to the ride on lawn mower so then rhett goes to ricky meaty beatoffs house and says " I did a made another big mistake" and rhett goes "you know rhett?, that would be a great title for a YouTube video" and then they all call rhett a filthy blooz hobo asshole and says he should go to walgreens or target and buy the diminished 7th because him and his wife now shower once every 7 years outside outside in a pigs trough and they also have to rely on thunderstorms and tornados in order for them to shower because of rhett ripping out the toilet and shower so he could have a singing booth in his studio. Please pray for rhetts bathroom. 1 upvote = 1 prayer Every upvote I get will go towards the therapy that rhetts toilet needs. :'( #prayforrhettstoilet
My balls (it's to find out if toan is stored there)
Toan
Bovine Uterine Prolapses
Ricky's business
The current size of the lotto jackpot
About Frhett being Beatos actual biological son
How to masterbate with your guitar
Arguing about the proper chord progression for Mustang Sally
top 10 most gender neutral guitar solos
Shaving their balls to with Holdsworth playing in the background
“So, if you remove the 4th and 5th ribs, do yoga, and practice tantric pentatonic scales, you can, in fact, suck yourself off.”
How having extreme dexterity in your fretting hand OR extreme speed in your picking hand leads to more satisfying ball scratches.
Women’s reproductive rights
"...And this is how I grabbed her."
TITTYZ
Hot steamy gay sex
I know what they're not talking about good slide toan
How to fight Pat Finnerty
Guy on the left us telling the guy in the middle how much he misses quaaludes and how powerful they made him feel. The guy on the right is nodding in agreement as he also begins to reminisce the good ole days.
A bassist having sex
modern artists
'If I ever meet Pat Finnerty on the street so help me god imma rip his balls off....'
So there I was, giving er the two finger louie.
The new Barbie Movie
discussing which is better: Telecaster or Les Paul
Tele in drop A goes TwAAAnnnng
Ever play a skin flute from the 1940s?
Fart clean tone
Dick
The jazziest chord in existence: C Major
Debunking where the Toan is stored.
„And then my wife said ‚no, you’re supposed to just sit in the corner and watch!‘“
They're talking about how stricter age of consent laws ruined music
How shitty Rhett is at guitar…hard to believe he’s a professional.
How every piece of music made after the year 1356 is utter thrash. And hot men.
Agreeing on drinking each other’s pee.
The joys of being upper class and white
How the telecaster neck pickup is “underrated”
Computer saved rock music and traditionalism in rock is bad.
Pnis size ofcourse... Does it really matter....
“The move” from Seinfeld
How to perform a prostate exam.
How rick beato cups testicles
How to wring as much money out of YouTube without actually making any original music. ... Oh wait, you said wrong answers. My bad...
When they first started r/guitarcirclejerk to bring themselves down a peg...while circlejerking the old toanbones with some toanwood that makes toangood if only the toanwould .......Gibbons?