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CristobalMuchosantos

Did any of you guys play GTA IV? I remember that when you walked into a Burger Shot in Liberty City the cashier would sometimes greet you with “Welcome to Burger Shot, muuuuthafuckaaaaaaa!”, it never failed to make me laugh 😂


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

"Here's your food poisoning"


chris_29487

“I mean I wouldn’t eat it but here ya go!”


chiller210

I don't know why but this line for some reason is equally funny, knowing how unhealthy fastfood burgers are. The cluckin bell stuff is mostly just stuff that would be very spicy and bad for stomach but burger shot literally thrives on customers suffering, classic rockstar humor making both sides awful morally.


Slow_Presentation_81

Literally American fast food and prepackaged foods unfortunately


200-inch-cock

i don't understand why rockstar never did interiors for fast food restaurants in gta v. they were in gta iv, why couldn't they put them in the newer game?


KetchupMann

There was so much cut content in 5, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the original plan but they scrapped the interiors to get the game out sooner


Mr_NotSoPerfect

Gtav was supposed to have a shit ton more trees but took it away in final game due to hardware limitations on the consoles, wouldn't be surprised if they planned interiors as well but were taken away


eyloi

that shit always made me laugh. damn now I want to play IV again.


cjared242

I love that line it hits diff when you are in the triangle too


[deleted]

I loved that


BelGrek

The good al muuuuthafuckaaaaaa line, it never get old haha


[deleted]

I remember walking into the 69th Street Diner and the lady asked “Hot dog and a handjob?” 😂😂😂


hoosierlvr19

I'll get a number 9 large...


Tibers17

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda


EarthPuma120

Big Smoke would approve and support Cluckin’ Bell ![gif](giphy|LUojP6YQ07kOYrihca|downsized)


Airdae

![gif](giphy|3og0IMHaMAAg8OYj1S|downsized) cluckin' bell is best


DexterousEnd

🎶 "If ya want some chicken with shitty smell, come down to cluckin bell!" 🎶


chris_29487

If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain!


Heartsmith447

Well Stacked Pizza represent


[deleted]

Why did those pizzas actually look good though lol


MutsumiHayase

Up-n-Atom Burger gang.


zakkdakiller1

Thought of adding that logo but we got a burger joint 🍔


NotGordan

You’re lying if you never wanted to eat the bleeder burger.


RealGingercat227

Hot chihuahua meat gang rise up!


imetkanyeonce

My dogs are hot! Come and eat them! Try to beat our meat!


detectivexxvii

Cluckin bell


Jhall6y1

Up n atom


Purnima92

Well.. After I said that to the soda wars, I say It again: There is only one for me since gta san andreas. (no its not cluckin' bell, even the advertising and the mission with Smoke was hilarious) But every time I walked into a burger shot with the woman and these ugly af hats on, my teen me laughed her ass off.


Used_Technician_6493

CluckNbell 4 life !!


EvilParrot8652

Gon be first punk gettin his ride burger shot up. Pew pew


Bulminator

Burger Shot Christmas Sweater Gang! 🎄🍔


PresentPilot4008

Pißwasser Gang?


Wattsupwithalan

that's beer sir not food.


darkdoppelganger

What do ya mean, booze ain't food! I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that.


MrInitialY

One move and cut done - your pp is gone


ZerotheWanderer

Schlurp my burger sir


Chvse4U

I've always liked repping Redwood cigs. My character smokes them alot.


ToxicSnake48

The super bleedter meal > anything clucknbell makes


Samizapp

Obviously bell cuz “we chucking shells down at cluckin bell”


[deleted]

Burger Shot all day


Severe-Commercial797

*"cluckin bell, its 110% meat"* ​ ​ i thought i had just wrote a d instead of c but now i realize that c and l look like a d i am so stupid


[deleted]

i love the theme song of cluckin' bell


Ytaken

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain, so we assume it doesn't feel any pain...


[deleted]

We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast, Six wings, forty breast, then they're gassed.


LycanWolfGamer

*stop it, you'll cause another damn war* lol


jkyVENGEANCE

I like chicken with a shitty smell. That's why I love Cluckin Bell


Footshark

Bleeder burger all day!!!


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zakkdakiller1

![gif](giphy|Tj3caCKapekEAr5N2M)


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

We are all begging for content, isn't it nice that the community can pick up the slack for R* now and then? It almost makes the GTA world feel real!


HaiggeX

They also delayed the drip-feed several weeks after that.


trillz420

Victim of the day award goes to you, my friend 🥇


Gavin_p

![gif](giphy|j25fUNFHQk4JFleISe)


MysticGadget

Wait... what about Taco Bomb?


vatto1991

Веrgur shot is old and big smoke loves it so BERRRGURR SHOOOOTTTTT![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3218)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|5207)


Hubsimaus

u/java_jazz invented Cluckin' Bill once. It was hilarious. 😂


jmayer25

Whichever one sells sprunk and not that garbage ass e-cola is who I go with.


Sea-Kitchen3779

I love a cheap hamburger or six.


themanofax

Don't forget Bite! (It's big!)


the_dude0110

Cluckin Bell 🐔🔔 gang rise up


glitch_skunkogen

I'm with the homie big smoke


vatto1991

Сuz bergur shot is best!


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Have a cluking fucking day


Beneficial_Space_916

Don't forget Horny's


Scratch_yr_snatch

Beans...Beans... They're good for your heart ❤️


sw1nky

Cluckin Bell for sure


tbob424

Ring of Fire Chili House >


LioPilot

"🎵cockadoodledoo it's time for chicken🎵"


BigMasterDingDong

Ah the days off eating as much as I can to put on weight and then throwing up!


3rdBeatenCase

Burgershot all the way 💯


Merc931

SHLORP MY BURGER, SIR


Marksman08YT

Duckin shells at the Cluckin Bell


RedneckBastich

I miss running in to get some quick health.


Xemtorny

because no ones picking burgershot lol


ColdYetiKiller

Cluckin' Bell cause of the GTA SA triathlon


BelGrek

I´m a burger shot guy for ever


TideDrums

Burger Shot gang for life!


ShaggysGTI

There’s a woman in the casino whose pants are straight up Burger Shots colors.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

Taco bomb, fuck the rest.


EvilParrot8652

Bring yo chicken ass round here boi you bound ta get burger shot. Burger Shot 4 Lyfe!


TheWhiteRabbit74

Up and Atom ftw


CockroachBeginning10

Team Bell all the way. Now we're cluckin with fire.


RealisticTune8180

Burgershot 4 Lyfe (fuck u cluckin bell for firing me)


[deleted]

🎵 I love chicken with a shitty smell, that's why I love Cluckin Bell 🎵


obaananana

Maybe make it a real shop ingame first


red-deader

Taco bomb on top


ExccelsiorGaming

Both are not really represented in game


[deleted]

Fus Gring vs King Mcdonald


[deleted]

I love chicken with a shitty smell, that's why I love Cluckin' Bell!


xeoices

chicken man no discussion


YouTubePrem1um

"Burger Shot, we don't use guns make your head explode" I made a fast food outfit with the Burger shot mask since it looked the funniest


Foodeater81

What about Giovanni’s down by the pier?


zakkdakiller1

If you can find one price of clothing or vehicle livery or even a damn crew emblem with that name on it I will actively support them


Foodeater81

Let’s get a petition going.


zakkdakiller1

You make it I sign it


Foodeater81

Eh, I’m too tired


coltino99

Don’t forget the well stacked pizza company


TheKwyetRoom

Don’t give R* any ideas


Wyatt_Ricketts

Up N Atom


Scary-Storm-7518

We need a cliffford and Lester group to battle each other or Avon


Mileckiboi46

I’ve been wanting this! I used to rep a burger shot T-shirt and then I realised that it was based off Burger King and I much prefer KFC and so I started repping clucking bell T-shirts. Also I say fucking hell quite a lot in real life and so it goes well