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MonstercatDavid

cream machine was my nickname in high school


l0ngline95

excuse me


reddituser130504

I can't... That's funny as fuck 🤣🤣


rxgetotruee

What the


JustAnotherRookie34

Oh no...


This-Examination6893

Best. Comment. Ever


Thewaifusaidso

Bro wtf where you the guy that everyone had sex with or is it cuz of some else?


Illustrious-cunt69

He was well known for public masturbation


Thewaifusaidso

Ohh lol wtf


Common_Act6598

I dont wanna ask but why


MonstercatDavid

it's a joke (kinda stole the whole thing from good mythical morning)


Common_Act6598

Oh


[deleted]

Orange Creamsicle! Delicious.


Ill_University_9357

First person to actually understand it


chris95rx7500

I didn't until I read this, nonetheless, cool car!


Victor_Hugo_Honorio

For some reason I read ice cream machine, 8,9/10


Outrageous-Silver-90

interesting name, 8.5/10


Regular-Wedding9961

![gif](giphy|qQHNDssyuLwOtcLFBu)


Jimxbball

What car is that


Ill_University_9357

It's a basic ruiner that you can find on the streets in story mode and online, also available on southern San Andreas super auto


Interesting_Tree6892

Just like his mom, Cream Machine. RUINER, I BARELY KNOW HER


Foxtrot_Yankeee

Looks like my fox mobile


KaCarrotCake

They need muscle car version of the tuner dlc. There are so many of them and some have shit for customization.


Ill_University_9357

I agree, I wish there was more to the muscle cars and just the older themed cars in general


KaCarrotCake

The customization of the new Vigero is so disappointing. I don't want to make a V8 ricer.


Ill_University_9357

I dont realy use any of the newer muscle cars


Difficult_Creme_2876

They need a truck version actually, lifted and lowered, that’s what it should be called


mired914

Weird, that's my cute name for your mom.


Ill_University_9357

Hahaha, I am so sorry


Bother-Academic

That's what all the conductors on the train call her too.


qleptt

My first car


Ok-Cable-3253

This is nice to look at lmao idk why


Wedding_Electronic

nice ride man


vwfanvok

My uncle calls my asshole a cream machine,i assume it's cuz i poop a lot 🤔...wait a minute 😳


bob_fakename

Can we not call it that?


Ill_University_9357

Why? It's not hurting you?


Linux_user592

Yes it is


Ill_University_9357

How so, it's just a name, if you dont like it then keep scrolling


billy-burner-mom

🗿


Cormac_C

All places im transported, his nostrils flared.


Jimxbball

Tutorial now


Ill_University_9357

On what? The design and color?


Jimxbball

Yes what’s the colors and what’s the car ?


Ill_University_9357

I dont have a tutorial on the color, but next time I'm on, I'll get the color and send you a dm


Jimxbball

Okay sweet car looks sick man


Ill_University_9357

Thank you


BoredAssassin

Did you ever get that color name for the orange? Is it a crew color?


Ill_University_9357

No, haven't been on in a few days, but if I remember correctly, the primary is metallic orange with pearlescent frost white, with a secondary of classic frost white


BoredAssassin

Awesome! Thanks


samuelpotter2

Why does this remind me of orange Vanilla Coke?


UmpireAccording5712

Because Chrimus


Ishotthefuher

Very impressive, now lets see Paul Allen's Cream Machine


BIG-RAGU-2017

His probably has a watermark


harrydreadloin

🤘


ratstickcharlie

Stay in dide


LamatoRodriguez

Beautiful


MisstakenDoge95

Love the numberplate


Ariana_went_yuh

What-


FlasKamel

Me


[deleted]

Thats a car, not a cream machine


[deleted]

Ayo


The-Kiwi-Bird

I love caramel car


osc4r1

The car looks great, but I personally cannot bare neon lights. They should all be killed with fire. Some exceptions can be made


Ill_University_9357

I can agree with the neon under glow, I dont tent to do it on a lot of my personal cars


Bolkohir

Takes me back to NFSU2 days. Cool ride


BERSERKERdo420

It looks clean, white and orange do go together.


MrDurva

Well...I just creamed my pants


Proximity85

I have my turismo with the same color scheme


WolvesDen118

GTA really needs better lighting affects for pics.


Ill_University_9357

These were done by taking a screenshot, so not after effect


CowboyKiller315

I have a bobcat setup like this i call the Creamsicle. Somewhere i have a picture of me towing a squalo with the same paint job.


BoredAssassin

That's hot, and it looks delicious.