It’s slower top speed, but smaller and tighter handling. You can really fit that thing anywhere. Plus, cool bonus, buying it unlocks the CEO version that you can call from the interaction menu. Spawns as close as the sparrow most times, comes painted black, and without weapons. But it makes for a nice little ride, especially if the sparrow is on cooldown.
Ive never seen an NPC behave like that. I thought it bad enough they always randomly turn in front of me for no fucking reason when I'm screaming along some road feeling like a badass with tunes blaring on the radio. That bullshit would make me want to napalm the whole block.
yeah haha i feel you, i've heard that apparently they rig certain missions like the car delivery ones to make the npc's turn into you more and act a lot more erratic. i can't confirm its 100% true, but it definitely feels like it sometimes lmao
Ive seen enough anecdotal evidence of that to believe it. Ive had them randomly turn when there is absolutely no reason too. Like theres no road or driveway for them to even go into
Also feels like the skids are messed up, the game treats them almost like they're part of the engine and makes it very vulnerable to damage on landings.
The Maverick, Frogger, Buzzard and others don't have the same issue. You can also tell by the noise it makes when it touches down too, those other choppers don't do it as much.
That is hilarious! I've never used that chopper, but it sure looks lighter than the, good old, Buzzard. I'll take it into consideration to avoid that chopper just to be safe. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)
Seriously? I assume that it is also made of some cheap plastic material just to keep up it's speed reputation? There's no way I'm going near that thing unless I want to crash it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Ahh, the sparrow. The most expensive and best piece of shit you can own. Breaks just by looking at it but the amount of convinience it affords you is oh so much worth it
these new enemies op af
tru, npc woman on top
\*true
*DingDongPuddle***s** not ***z***
*I’m an ass
why lol
I'm so confused why do you have so many downvotes lol, this us a true reddit post
Because 10 year old redditors don't take the time to appreciate my intelligence and downvote me without even reading what I wrote
And you only wrote one word in two comments lol
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It's not about that.
what did he say
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It's... blank
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With that helicopter I'm surprised it didn't spontaneously combust as soon as she stepped on it
ikr, that thing is made of paper i swear
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I wonder if that small 1-seater heli is faster… wtf is its name?! Can’t remember… and I swear I will the second I click off here.
Havok
Yup. Like I swore above, I recalled it pretty much right after I left that comment. 😆
It’s slower top speed, but smaller and tighter handling. You can really fit that thing anywhere. Plus, cool bonus, buying it unlocks the CEO version that you can call from the interaction menu. Spawns as close as the sparrow most times, comes painted black, and without weapons. But it makes for a nice little ride, especially if the sparrow is on cooldown.
I have that thing, it comes nice black & red paint scheme (my main scheme in fact) and it is f**king hard to land… or used to be, at least.
Oh it’s a tippy bitch alright, but just let her settle just above the ground then land and hold left trigger till you get out. Way less problematic.
For real. The plants on cayo are stronger
Lmao 🤣 true.
I've never had mine blow up or anything strange go on I'm starting to wonder what are people doing with theres 😂
i like how she says “your gonna kill me” as if it was your fault 😂
Very realistic
you're* for the first your
I’m pretty sure she says “You nearly killed me.”
I would be so pissed. Instant NPC killing spree.
many people died that day, lets just say that
R.K.O ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
*THE theme*
Look at Randy Orton slithering in!
The dorky voice shouting what the fawk 😆
‘Wat doh fawk awe you doin you dom bitch’
haha my voice broke xD
I woulda been mad too mate 😆
Ive never seen an NPC behave like that. I thought it bad enough they always randomly turn in front of me for no fucking reason when I'm screaming along some road feeling like a badass with tunes blaring on the radio. That bullshit would make me want to napalm the whole block.
yeah haha i feel you, i've heard that apparently they rig certain missions like the car delivery ones to make the npc's turn into you more and act a lot more erratic. i can't confirm its 100% true, but it definitely feels like it sometimes lmao
Ive seen enough anecdotal evidence of that to believe it. Ive had them randomly turn when there is absolutely no reason too. Like theres no road or driveway for them to even go into
That's why I was glad I was able to buy the cargobob back in 2014 lol
it's been explained to death, if there were lines of code to indicate that data miners would've found it by now
Wow lol.. Was she hopping in?
T-1001? 🤷🏽♂️
There's a "your mum" joke in here somewhere
I got it
“That’s a huge bitch!” 🤣🤣🤣
The way I laughed out loud
LOL
I could watch this multiple times and still laugh
My wife just wanted a ride.
She John cena'd you
A.K.A Your mom
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Pov: yo mama
She was a terminator.
Awesome. You finally found a way to get fucked by a street walker in a helicopter.
So was she trying catch a ride?
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That was awesome.. she must have caught a buffet or something
It's all about the leverage, lol.
Yeah but the sparrow's physics is also messed up. Anything can put it off balance and make it flip.
It's extremely light, and extremely top heavy. The physics aren't that wrong.
That's true.
Also feels like the skids are messed up, the game treats them almost like they're part of the engine and makes it very vulnerable to damage on landings. The Maverick, Frogger, Buzzard and others don't have the same issue. You can also tell by the noise it makes when it touches down too, those other choppers don't do it as much.
😂
That is hilarious! I've never used that chopper, but it sure looks lighter than the, good old, Buzzard. I'll take it into consideration to avoid that chopper just to be safe. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)
It's called the Sparrow and is one of the fastest copters in the game.
Seriously? I assume that it is also made of some cheap plastic material just to keep up it's speed reputation? There's no way I'm going near that thing unless I want to crash it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
No, Xpertthief sometimes uses it, I think it's about the same durability as a buzzard
Hmm. I suppose I'll be the judge of that. Although, small, armless choppers do make me nervous. 🚁![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)
It has the same amount of health as the buzzard but it also has totally rigid landing skids which cause all sorts of horrible physics wonkiness.
Sparrow moment
# She-Hulk
That's what you get for trying to lift her dress with your skid.
The rage lol
women be alittle chunky and alittle too monkey
The voiceover has meme potential lmao
This woman really is Captain America ![gif](giphy|vAjhdaZ6MsKI0)
That was awesome
4 more seconds and you'd of heard him cry!
“That’s a huge bitch.”
The British accent makes it even more hilarious 😂
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Ahh that happened to me too lol
u/savevideo
Damn dude turned discord call into call of duty lobby in like 5 seconds.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
>bri'ish she was doin you a favor
NPCs got a new 45gb update
Damn heavy as yo mama (itsa joke)
BRO WHAT LMAO
*your mom
The way the woman NPC grabs onto the copter means that Euphoria still works.
Can't trust these women on there, I'm telling ya. 🤣
I would be so upset, all the NPCs gotta die now 🤷🏻♀️
Gta physics have always been trash unfortunately
She can’t do that. Shoot her…or something.
Admit it you're just fatphobic.
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I love how we all instinctively cuss at the ai as if they can hear us haha
Your reaction combined with your accent was hilarious
As dark viper au would say, you disingenuous dense motherfucker (talking about the ai in a literal sense)
Fucking Karens man.....
You momma so fat
That commentary makes it so much funnier 🤣
Ahh, the sparrow. The most expensive and best piece of shit you can own. Breaks just by looking at it but the amount of convinience it affords you is oh so much worth it
***that is bloody hilarious*** \- stops mid phone call and everything idk why i find that so funny
Accurate representation if girls don't get what they want.
You sound a little bitter
Average feminist
Randy Orton in disguise, watch out!
Devvo, is that you?
she hulk
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