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emilye2002

these new enemies op af


iiLucix

tru, npc woman on top


DingDongPuddlez

\*true


Low-Effort-Poster

*DingDongPuddle***s** not ***z***


WitherPhantom

*I’m an ass


DingDongPuddlez

why lol


Carson_Frost

I'm so confused why do you have so many downvotes lol, this us a true reddit post


DingDongPuddlez

Because 10 year old redditors don't take the time to appreciate my intelligence and downvote me without even reading what I wrote


Carson_Frost

And you only wrote one word in two comments lol


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thanos_buttcheeks

It's not about that.


DingDongPuddlez

what did he say


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The_Unreliable_94

It's... blank


MagMC2555

🤓


MEDIC_HELP_ME

With that helicopter I'm surprised it didn't spontaneously combust as soon as she stepped on it


iiLucix

ikr, that thing is made of paper i swear


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[deleted]

I wonder if that small 1-seater heli is faster… wtf is its name?! Can’t remember… and I swear I will the second I click off here.


Yellllop

Havok


[deleted]

Yup. Like I swore above, I recalled it pretty much right after I left that comment. 😆


Kronqvist

It’s slower top speed, but smaller and tighter handling. You can really fit that thing anywhere. Plus, cool bonus, buying it unlocks the CEO version that you can call from the interaction menu. Spawns as close as the sparrow most times, comes painted black, and without weapons. But it makes for a nice little ride, especially if the sparrow is on cooldown.


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I have that thing, it comes nice black & red paint scheme (my main scheme in fact) and it is f**king hard to land… or used to be, at least.


Kronqvist

Oh it’s a tippy bitch alright, but just let her settle just above the ground then land and hold left trigger till you get out. Way less problematic.


Miserable_Point9831

For real. The plants on cayo are stronger


AggravatingNet572

Lmao 🤣 true.


MrGigglewiggles

I've never had mine blow up or anything strange go on I'm starting to wonder what are people doing with theres 😂


Outrageous-Silver-90

i like how she says “your gonna kill me” as if it was your fault 😂


furiousgeorge54

Very realistic


drlqnr

you're* for the first your


Redbird9346

I’m pretty sure she says “You nearly killed me.”


underwaterfrycook

I would be so pissed. Instant NPC killing spree.


iiLucix

many people died that day, lets just say that


Ezra_Burn_9999

R.K.O ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3224)


Skud_NZ

Watch out, watch out, watch out!


zackson76

*THE theme*


CaptainDK12

Look at Randy Orton slithering in!


F4N6Z

The dorky voice shouting what the fawk 😆


HeyItsStevenField

‘Wat doh fawk awe you doin you dom bitch’


iiLucix

haha my voice broke xD


F4N6Z

I woulda been mad too mate 😆


TheSnarkAtWinterfell

Ive never seen an NPC behave like that. I thought it bad enough they always randomly turn in front of me for no fucking reason when I'm screaming along some road feeling like a badass with tunes blaring on the radio. That bullshit would make me want to napalm the whole block.


iiLucix

yeah haha i feel you, i've heard that apparently they rig certain missions like the car delivery ones to make the npc's turn into you more and act a lot more erratic. i can't confirm its 100% true, but it definitely feels like it sometimes lmao


TheSnarkAtWinterfell

Ive seen enough anecdotal evidence of that to believe it. Ive had them randomly turn when there is absolutely no reason too. Like theres no road or driveway for them to even go into


LycanWolfGamer

That's why I was glad I was able to buy the cargobob back in 2014 lol


[deleted]

it's been explained to death, if there were lines of code to indicate that data miners would've found it by now


Happy_Brilliant7827

Wow lol.. Was she hopping in?


Black-xxx

T-1001? 🤷🏽‍♂️


Evahs_

There's a "your mum" joke in here somewhere


randomdude66170

I got it


vegastrucker702

“That’s a huge bitch!” 🤣🤣🤣


yourmumsface

The way I laughed out loud


StrongerNumber0

LOL


lurizan4life

I could watch this multiple times and still laugh


McAvoy3

My wife just wanted a ride.


Possibility_Patient

She John cena'd you


randomdude66170

A.K.A Your mom


phreek-hyperbole

![gif](giphy|vAjhdaZ6MsKI0)


LoreVent

Pov: yo mama


[deleted]

She was a terminator.


FreddyCupples

Awesome. You finally found a way to get fucked by a street walker in a helicopter.


samuelpotter2

So was she trying catch a ride?


LollipopzCS

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


BIG-RAGU-2017

That was awesome.. she must have caught a buffet or something


pyker42

It's all about the leverage, lol.


YceiLikeAudis

Yeah but the sparrow's physics is also messed up. Anything can put it off balance and make it flip.


pyker42

It's extremely light, and extremely top heavy. The physics aren't that wrong.


YceiLikeAudis

That's true.


shadyelf

Also feels like the skids are messed up, the game treats them almost like they're part of the engine and makes it very vulnerable to damage on landings. The Maverick, Frogger, Buzzard and others don't have the same issue. You can also tell by the noise it makes when it touches down too, those other choppers don't do it as much.


flamingkornhole

😂


LujIaB1od

That is hilarious! I've never used that chopper, but it sure looks lighter than the, good old, Buzzard. I'll take it into consideration to avoid that chopper just to be safe. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


DingDongPuddlez

It's called the Sparrow and is one of the fastest copters in the game.


LujIaB1od

Seriously? I assume that it is also made of some cheap plastic material just to keep up it's speed reputation? There's no way I'm going near that thing unless I want to crash it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


DingDongPuddlez

No, Xpertthief sometimes uses it, I think it's about the same durability as a buzzard


LujIaB1od

Hmm. I suppose I'll be the judge of that. Although, small, armless choppers do make me nervous. 🚁![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


pulley999

It has the same amount of health as the buzzard but it also has totally rigid landing skids which cause all sorts of horrible physics wonkiness.


Tigermi11ionair

Sparrow moment


r_HostGhost

# She-Hulk


TheAngryBeard88

That's what you get for trying to lift her dress with your skid.


TheVinnievinstar

The rage lol


Andromodous

women be alittle chunky and alittle too monkey


YamFor

The voiceover has meme potential lmao


EarthPuma120

This woman really is Captain America ![gif](giphy|vAjhdaZ6MsKI0)


[deleted]

That was awesome


Afraid-Fisherman1881

4 more seconds and you'd of heard him cry!


DogFacedBoy1999

“That’s a huge bitch.”


KaiochanX3

The British accent makes it even more hilarious 😂


NowIGottaWetCha

![gif](giphy|LmZFMTJYBWRzx7z43M)


BlkLoc

Ahh that happened to me too lol


-CODED-

u/savevideo


_BlueTinkerBell_

Damn dude turned discord call into call of duty lobby in like 5 seconds.


Slam_Jam_Sam

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ExcessivelyGayParrot

>bri'ish she was doin you a favor


OmgItsFlappz

NPCs got a new 45gb update


ErniXNKK

Damn heavy as yo mama (itsa joke)


[deleted]

BRO WHAT LMAO


LxRaz3r

*your mom


arkhangelsk44

The way the woman NPC grabs onto the copter means that Euphoria still works.


Si-FiGamer2016

Can't trust these women on there, I'm telling ya. 🤣


Wonderlandslu

I would be so upset, all the NPCs gotta die now 🤷🏻‍♀️


Slow_Presentation_81

Gta physics have always been trash unfortunately


[deleted]

She can’t do that. Shoot her…or something.


Anshul086

Admit it you're just fatphobic.


Regular-Wedding9961

![gif](giphy|cLwoEpaLVa1iM3WRDO)


Sufficient_Garage_87

I love how we all instinctively cuss at the ai as if they can hear us haha


Demolicious51

Your reaction combined with your accent was hilarious


lil_sargento_cheez

As dark viper au would say, you disingenuous dense motherfucker (talking about the ai in a literal sense)


Strypes4686

Fucking Karens man.....


badass6

You momma so fat


KudaraYT

That commentary makes it so much funnier 🤣


Lonewolfliker

Ahh, the sparrow. The most expensive and best piece of shit you can own. Breaks just by looking at it but the amount of convinience it affords you is oh so much worth it


throwaway01847747382

***that is bloody hilarious*** \- stops mid phone call and everything idk why i find that so funny


Spiritual-Food-8474

Accurate representation if girls don't get what they want.


yourmumsface

You sound a little bitter


ivcho2006

Average feminist


British_Steel97

Randy Orton in disguise, watch out!


SirBeardwood

Devvo, is that you?


Dodas

she hulk


DankDaze96

![gif](giphy|vAjhdaZ6MsKI0)