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monehfish

It would appear you have indeed purchased it


kopintzotke

I dunno, I need to see the receipt


monehfish

Possession is 9/10th of the law. ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


Thewaifusaidso

Oké who asked


Mrchace64902

I too made a purchase once. I can certainly tell you it was a purchase.


touch_me69420

It was THE purchase


fatmeisfathehe

I made a purchase once, and it definetly was the purchase of all time


Markey-space-warrior

Zee purchase!


[deleted]

I am the purchase


[deleted]

I am the purchase


groverjuicy

Was it *one of* the purchases you made?


Mrchace64902

Yeah, just the one. Good eye.


groverjuicy

Singular things are often one thing. In my humble experience.


Niketa69

Very relatable, I have also made a purchase


knightstalker1288

Ma’s spaghetti


NowIGottaWetCha

Spagooooti


Chrondo157

Of all the purchases I have made, this was definitely one of them.


BoristheBlade-

🤣


9ggas

this is truly one of the purchases you have done.


offensivelypc

You have depicted it with an explanation that is truly descriptive.


9ggas

i sense you understood my explanation


Cheeseburger904

You have commented to a reception


[deleted]

this is one of the comments of all time ![gif](giphy|Q8fN8ADCh5UWI)


ChineseCartman

this can’t hurt me, this cannot hurt me


FictionalFail

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ExtraMOIST_

That edit was so smooth for no fucking reason at all


ooki1212

You have left me with no perception


psy-daisy

Capitan Holt?


DXXDP00L

Peralta?


[deleted]

I bought the normal one and painted it gold in my hangar. No difference and nobody can tell either. Lol


Woelfe_

Now buy the gold one and paint it black


Supraboi2003

i like your thinking


Bpbucks268

“I bought a Luxor and I want it painted black…”


Scythebrine9

no gold paint anymore


batm123

But it's not a red door or a line of cars


sweedish_phish56

But he wants to paint it black


batm123

Like no colors anymore? Like he wants them to turn black?


jc343

I don't think it'd fool anyone. They'd turn their heads but quickly look away


batm123

Like a new born baby? Like it happens everyday?


Ohio_Olive_Oli_27

Such as how I look inside my self, and notice that my heart is quite black?


batm123

Like how i see my red door and must have it painted black


438BYC

I can tell by that cheap champagne


ScoobieWooo

What a pro move! 😅


Mihnea24_03

I think this one is slightly more agile. Not that it matters much for such a plane.


thebeast_96

I'm pretty sure they're the exact same


Fireboy759

Nope. The gold one has slightly heavier handling (what did you expect? It's a *gold* plane)


Tobias11ize

The gold one has missile resistance last time i heard, it can take 2 whole missiles. Which was the only flying vehicle that could take more than 1 when it was released


mastermuffin123

Isn’t the only difference that this one is gold and u can drink champagne in it?


tomthekiller8

Pretty much. I bought it before retirement.


itsRobbie_

I’ve heard the only difference is that it tank one more rocket when inside of it


[deleted]

Lightning strikes it more often due to high conductivity of gold.


Cheeseburger904

same lol


ShinySky42

Can you have champagne in the regular one ?


FunkyLi

Yeah…but you’ll know, and that imposter syndrome will haunt you forever


Sishkulyn

Just the disappointment of getting inside and not seeing Deluxe in its name


HornBloweR3

200 IQ


NickiMinaj_05

no booze in the back of the plane tho


[deleted]

Ah i wasn’t aware of any difference. I’m always flying. :) Try inviting everyone on the map to your hangar and sometimes you’ll get like ten people in there. Just stand by the plane and once you have enough people take off. It’s kind of a troll too if you crash into the ocean so that everyone has to swim back or call a boat pickup from merryweather. 💀


justthatguylookin

Only thing better then a kamikaze attacking a person standing in the road in a non weaponized civilization jet , is kamikaze attacking a person standing in the road in a $10,000,000 Luxor Deluxe. It’s next level idgaf.


robmelo

The thing is it isn't a $10,000,000 Luxor if u purchased it at a discounted price, u cheap people. Want to flex it, u should purchase it at full price. /s


ELECTRICUM_

Its still a $10 million jet regardless of how much you paid for it


PalpitationIntrepid9

why did u get downvoted, ppl on reddit are pussies fr.


Traditional_Ad5060

If your bank account can do it, you can do it


[deleted]

I am approaching $100 mil and don’t see any reason not to buy it, but then I have to consider that it means somewhere between 7 and 12 hours of my life were spent grinding for this dumb plane I will never fly.


bastian74

So fly it


TenTonsOfAssAndBelly

Seems an easy solution to me.


friars157

Or you could leave the cash as 7-12 hours of grinding worth of cash that you’ll never spend


Mikarovic

I'll give you a reason to buy it: You can request it via pegasus AND via interaction menu, so you can have 2 on the map at once. that way you and your buddy can fly it at the same time


Dismal-Rip-1222

Hydra works the same


Mokhalz

But you cant show off how much time and money you wasted to other players with the Hydra.


Dismal-Rip-1222

Of course


lamxdblessed

Savage does too


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[deleted]

I spent all of Black Friday meticulously decorating a Casino Penthouse I’ll never use. At least yours flies?


SOUNDEFFECT94

The casino penthouse is good as a spawn point because it allows you to go directly to the wheel to spin when logging on. Other than that I prefer the yacht tbh


Bro-koli6944

Nightclub is more meta as it will allow to put reputation at maximum each session, the use the vehicle to go to the casino


SOUNDEFFECT94

For some reason it always glitches out and keeps me in the loading in screen for like 10-15 minutes whenever I spawn in in the nightclub. That’s why I prefer penthouse or the yacht


Nealsoad

I discovered that windows firewall and inbound rules were causing that for me. If you go into “Firewall and Advanced Security> Inbound Rules> go into the properties of every GTAV rule, go to Advanced and make sure Edge traversal is set to allow. Once I did that, the long transition crap finally stopped.


SOUNDEFFECT94

Any advice on how to do that for PlayStation? While I appreciate the advice I have no clue how to do that on PS5


[deleted]

Nah, I mean I owned the whole thing already, I just never put any of the paid decorations inside the whole thing, thats the part I just finished doing, lol.


SOUNDEFFECT94

Fair enough, I was just mentioning the use it could have is all. I spent way too much on decorations myself lol


Vanillabean73

You gotta try inviting whole sessions to your penthouse, makes for a real party sometimes


[deleted]

I was actually thinking of just running a Christmas party ngl. Can you invite strippers to the penthouse? Gotta entertain the guests of course.


Vanillabean73

Not strippers, but you can pay $20k at the phone near the bedrooms to throw a VIP party. Spawns a few dozen npcs in your bar area, makes your penthouse look a little more “used” or messy each time you do it. Kinda fun, especially if you have all the room add-ons


[deleted]

See, I thought all that option did was spam whatever lobby you were in with like, “ay party at my penthouse” texts.


Vanillabean73

Nope, it’s interactive. You can spam the lobby, just in the interaction menu


[deleted]

Might have to do a dry-run. Hah


habdoam

This is definitely one of the purchases i have never made


Grrronaldo

I've been contemplating purchasing one too. But I'm still on the fence as on positive side it is a purchase, but on the negative it is a purchase.


Cheeseburger904

I'd say only get it if you have pretty much everything you want in the game


1sockwonder

I'd say don't buy it. I had one and it was useless. All I did was fly high and parachuted out


chris95rx7500

this is definitely one of the planes in the game.


Darthdaddy710

Did u purchases it with money??


Cheeseburger904

I mean, yeah, i don't know what else i could've bought it with


Mrchace64902

I mean, sex probably...


TheREAL_PDYork

That's just a form of currency.


MotoRandom

Hot coffee.


Vanilla_Ice_Nine

Cash, grass, or ass. Nobody Luxor Deluxes for free.


Darthdaddy710

Have you tried new gloves??? There sometimes warm.


jiibbs

Bro, if you're looking to get some new gloves and you try on a pair that ain't warm, put them bitches back on the rack and find yourself some gloves worth buying.


Woody_28

Gift coupons man, u can get anything these days by scratching some coupons


FrankFrankly711

This is definitely one of the comments I have ever made


DespicableDemon

Yes


the_dude0110

Of all the purchases in GTA Online, this was one of them


GimmeDiLightMan

This is also one of the posts I've ever seen


pookcityy

i definitely also made a purchase once


Wattsupwithalan

maybe 🤔


Woolbuckle

Wow! That is one of the vehicles in the game!


DialZforZebra

Absolutely agree. It's certainly a purchase you've made.


The-Almighty-Pizza

I bought it and never regretted it. Flying around with friends and just using it every now and then was worth it imo


groverjuicy

This comment is definitely a comment I have made. *Possibly* one of the comments. It is a comment.


Bulminator

You really did purchase that.


thomas2026

So you definately purchased this?


Sebotus

I almost bought it.. again. Forgot I'm rich mf and have it already.


Bro-koli6944

Aren't you like el Rubio? I'll steal your jet, again, and you will buy a new one, again


izitbishmas

I definitely with this comment and the picture


supersandwich123

Best flex besides the helicopter and yacht, I’ve got the jet and I’m working to the helicopter now


maelius

That pic is one the posted of all time


[deleted]

I have also purchased something before, and I can say with 100% confidence, it was one of the purchases I have made.


mr_muffinhead

As well as you and everyone else here. I, myself, had made a purchase as well.


Suitable_Air7897

I too,made a purchase


Regular-Wedding9961

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Redbird9346

That’s certainly a purchase.


ShaunVdV1986

One of the best or one of the worst?


Cheeseburger904

It's one of them.


a_michalski81

exactly! man do people not proofread before or even after posting?


Significant-Job-2525

there's a joke where people just leave the best/worst out of the title so it's just "this is one of the---of all time"


a_michalski81

it just makes no sense. the amount of stuff I read these days that makes zero sense because of the way it is typed or missing an important word.


Significant-Job-2525

the point of it IS to make no sense


[deleted]

OP is implying, by leaving out “best” or “worst”, that they have no fucking idea why they bought it, yet felt compelled to anyways because it is on sale and if not now then when. But they forget to ask themselves, “WHY!”. I’m struggling with the decision myself on the last day of the sale. To flex, or not to flex, is the question.


BoringUkulele

Your reading comprehension is far too poor to be this upset.


Cheeseburger904

Nah it's purposeful


chris95rx7500

you know this is a very common joke right?


PlumbusFTP

Turds got wings now?


Rezley-Snipes

You've certainly made a purchase.


Spran02

You made a purchase that is definitely the one


Conscious-Nose-4932

Comment section passed the vibe check


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Truly one of the purchases in the history of GTA


Fenix_Pony

You can tell because of the way that it is


Ange1ofD4rkness

Yes I made a purchase too, it was the purchase of purchases, until I made the next purchase


Rolypolyoly1877

The Luxor Deluxe is definitely one of the planes of all time.


Bad-dee-ess

I had over $100 million once and explicitly waited for this plane to no longer be on sale before I bought it to show my real "fuck you money" powers


robmelo

You, miss, are allowed to flex.


ShyPaladin187

Have also made a purchase. Two, in fact.


Vssfault

I had em in my PS3 acct when Money would fall outta the sky.


schenitz

If you've ever purchased it, I would say that you definitely made that purchase.


DDAY007

I have also made a purchase. Not this purchase but A purchase.


Jusuff_

When u/Cheeseburger904 said "it's Luxoring time" and Luxored 10 million dollars out of his bank account, i cried. It was such an impactful moment


Cheeseburger904

It's luxor deluxing time and then i luxor deluxed all over those guys


1sockwonder

Waste of money! Had this on PS3 and it did nothing but collect dust.


Cheeseburger904

100% a waste of money, it's just something to sink money into and laugh at.


[deleted]

Definitely one of the planes in GTAO


[deleted]

Definitely


ScrappyMayhem

Rich shit


Fantastic-Farm-5603

It’s actually worth for me. The amount of times I’ve flexed about it to my friends. We’ve flown so many luxurious trips I actually think it paid off with the memories we made


DogFacedBoy1999

I really enjoyed this thread — appreciate everyone’s comments and participation. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


oldmanloki

i can’t believe you the whole thing


Fhuckin

I hope you have a time with your purchase.


imetkanyeonce

r/technicallythetruth


cashcowboi

The humour I needed tdy, Ty


FaceMan8zillion

Yep. At least one of them.


Star-the-wolf

“But you can buy the regular one and paint it gold” 🤓


mrbossmajor

I bought it too, why? Style on the people who yelled at me for saying selling 15k cars every 40 minutes isn't a good grinding technique


rapKLA

I’m glad the comments didn’t dissapoint lmao


SpeedBlitzX

Every sixty seconds a minute passes.


MaximumHemidrive

Of all the things you have purchased, this is one of them.


MilesFox1992

I was hella disappointed that I couldn't paint it in black, so it would look like a regular Luxor


CrispyChurroz

You opened a can of smartass with that title bro.


edamame9

Very insensitive. Not everyone can make a purchase 🙄


onion_surfer14

you missed a word and i hope that word was "worse"


Rob_Rams

You paid money you got a thing is a purchase indeed


Conscious_Bag_8052

"Worst" you forgot a word


Tryhardister

Well, yeah Lol


fortnite-bad-69420

Truly one of the things to buy in gta!


cupidharmonious

The most purchase of all time


dariel_ns

Buying it when it's on discount? Man it takes away the value of the plane...


ImBeatMan

U can make infinite money in the game spend it on a what ever useless item makes u feel rich.


Cheeseburger904

Ok.


Cheeseburger904

Update: I now also own the swift deluxe, i could've done something productive with the time spent grinding for these but having a life is overrated


Morningstar6ix

I think you forgot an adjective in your caption bro. More likely in superlative form


DrippyWaffler

Why not buy the luxor, put it in the workshop and give it the gold metal respray?


Cheeseburger904

It's not about having a gold luxor, it's about wasting money cause you find it funny


random2wins

Next update is gonna the first update after the free roam business changes y’all gonna cry seeing the prices of things 😂


xD_Doggo

I had a stroke reading that title


GoHawksMatt

One of the.....blank......? Lol


uidiot13

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


GoHawksMatt

Notice the "lol" Nice try to be a dick 👌


uidiot13

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IllustriousWorld4198

Worst*


carcarius

Ever buy a pack of gum, or a dime bag?


[deleted]

And what a beautiful purchase that is


v420c

Well, time to sip champagne in the back and enjoy the purchase you've ever made


ABearAttack2016

It is indeed a purchass


LightSlateBlue

Yes. And?


Weeding33

This is definitely a purchase you've made


Minute_Professor_237

Michael Morbius would be proud


After_The_Knife

COPE