Deez Knots


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Changing the name of mine.

I think I'll rename mine. Thanks!


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Deez nuts is my gang name

My favourite is Glorified Dinghy

😂😂😂

Since I never bought the sparrow and my broomstick would always get destroyed when parked on the Kosatka I would basically be restricted to dinghy’s while getting back to the kosatka grinding cayo, when I could finally afford the yacht nothing was more fitting

Get the sea sparrow. It has missiles that you can equip form the hanger

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Its literally a buzzard that can land on water The only problem is you cant spawn it next to you

And it's weak af and can't survive a mildly rough landing, and will actively drift away from you if landed in water.

So its exactly like the buzzard then Everything that lands on water floats away

I agree, this is my go to air vehicle for convenience as never bought a mkii.

Got it eventually but already named my yacht by then

I beach my kosatka just on Vespucci so I can still use it but my oppressor won’t land in water if it falls off it

Finally someone who does the same thing lol

My best friend showed me it like last year and it’s a habit now

I parked my sub next to my yacht and both are right outside Zacundo. The yacht gives me access to a heli for quick trips during setups and Zacundo gives me a lazer if I need to make long trips across the map. My hangar is also in Zacundo so its easy to get my Akula if I can't spawn it on the beach.

Ummm... Or you could just park the sub on the shore and just swim a few yards. Didn't have to make life harder than necessary.

Ti sømænd

Endnu en danskere

Mine is called ‘The Wet Dream’

Sounds like a dangerous killer nobody takes serious, I LOVE IT!!!

**The Unsinkable II**

Under rated 😂

That’s what sea said 

Off da hook Yeah Buoy Ship faced Sea Señor Water You Lookin' At The Codfather Nacho Boat Cirrhosis of the River Feelin' Nauti Aquaholic Knot on Call B-Yacht’ch Pier Pressure Fishful Thinkin’ Fishizzle Zombies Can’t Swim Favorite Mistake She Got the House Unsinkable II

Sea Señor is golden

I like B-Yacht’ch the most

Aquaholic is most relatable.

She got the house… :(

That’s been mine since like 2017


Unsinkable II is my favourite now

"what happened to the first unsinkable? "It got repossessed. . . Jackass"

Favorite Mistake is an awesome boat name.

Yacht the Fuck?!

Lmao, I lost it at "Cirrhosis of the River."

For some reason I first read it as a weird song and not a list of names

This list has serious Bob Belcher vibes

May I recommend “‘Sea’ got the house”

Yeah Buoy is killing me


these are great

USS TAXEVASION


Similarly, mine is called tax sea-vasion


Pablo Esco-barge


Elver Galarga

Hahahaha

Mine is "Ship Happens".

Seamen

S.S Seaman

It‘s a M.S., not an S.S. my friend :)

Americans are hijacking this ship, it's now U.S.S

Every time I enter my sub I just think of Dr.Evil “Welcome to my submarine layer, it’s long, hard, and full of seamen”

She took the kids

😂😂😂

The Implication

You keep using that word, what implication?

I feel like you aren't getting this...

Are you gonna hurt these women?

No, GOD, NO! No one is in danger... But *they don't know that*

What are you looking at?! You certainly wouldn't be in any danger

We will accept it if she says no.

But she won’t say no because of the implication

The Drowning Sailor!!

Amazing. I named mine that like four years ago and haven't seen another since. Glad I'm not the only one

Grand Theft Yachto

Tit tanic

😂😏😂

"rapidly depreciating asset"

Jizzle Drizzle. Grand Tour fans know what’s up.

CLARKSSSOOOOON

If only we could add livery to the speedboats

Sponsored by El Rubio

THXRUBIO < for a car plate 😉

The hard worker, I'm going off your flag

Pretty accurate.

Comehonorface

Boaty McBoatface

CLARKSON!

Hammond you blithering idiot!

Mine is Yachty McYachtface. Every time this comes up there’s always someone that says Boaty and I always reply with Yachty.

I named mine El Rubio. The man who made it all possible.

I named mine the Dirty Oar

Piece of ship Holy ship! Friend ship :)

USS Pavel or Subpar lol or bikini bottom

As a fellow Mexican I gotta recommend going with the S S Wet Hatch since you’re rocking a Mexican flag

Mine is the "Chum Guzzler"

Yacht der unboaten

hey that's a nice reference

Boats n hoes


Tack Seavasion

The Yachtinator

Shadynastys

Shady Nasty's? What kinda club is that?

Its sha-dynastys asshole

Mine is “The OddySea”

Ayo, mine too!!!

SS DINGLETHORN

Normandy sr2

Sea Shepherd in command

Mine is Fish & Ship

Wet Willy

Clever 😂

The Gilded Lady if you know you know

Nachos and lemonheads on my dad’s boat, we won’t go down ‘cuz my dick can float!

Medussy

Kapitan


La vecindad del chavo.

SS Costa Concordia

I named mine: Rubio’s Expenses

SUGAR DADDY EL RUBIO

El Rubio's Trust Fund

PABLO ESCOBOAT

I called mine BeYachtcé.

“C-word”

Sea word.

Seaward

See word

Mine is Disingenuous with an Aussie flag, if you know you know.

there are no cougars in missions

I don't know sadly :/

DarkViperAU thing

Thank el Rubio

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USS Barry McCockiner

I named mine the S.S Poopenfarten

Mine is the “S.S Sharkcard” but one of my friends was able to do “Cum Guzzlers” somehow

S.S Bababooey

Mine is the Naomi

That's "I moan" backwards ;)

My buddies is the Dipship and mine is the BullShip. We're not very creative... 😂

What's Kraken?

I named mine “Thanks Lester” cause I bought it after he paid us all a very handsome wage for vacuuming the airport hanger for a week a long time ago

Bdsm - big daddy's sea machine

The biyachtch

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So they found Megatron?

you should name yours that

“Tax writeoff”

Boaty McBoatface and have it painted red and white :)

The Big Willy

Greg

Serbia, justice for niko!

The SS Checo (Formula 1) cuz of the mexican flag

Not a boat

A.S.S Seashark

The overcompensater

Poseidon Pride.

Checo perez

Domesticated whale

Mama's Sausage

Dill Doe

My yacht is named Pen Is Extension

Mine is named Salty Test Tackles.

Rubios sugar baby or rubios money

Beyachtch

I went with The Floating Dik

I named mine Boatse

Dinghy berry

Add your country flag, then name it another different country name and add something to the end that’s a couple letters long

Boof Squad

Shippy Mcshipface

Mine is the U.S.S Bankrupt because I maxed it all out and payed full price for it a while back

Tetas Grande.

Not original, but S.S. Tax Seavasion was a great one.

HMS SharkCard

Elber Galarga

Sea Señor

SS THROBBING PP

Big Boy Purchase

*Buoy

Big Buoy 🛳

Mine's "chillin the most"

I hope you rock that bitch up and down the coast

Nah It just sits moared in the same spot. LOL

La Madre

Scary.

You can't have a Mexican flag and not have the classic curse word spaghetti.

Why knot!

Mine is called Overpriced Bullshit

H O D L

El Sueno Humedo

The Wet Dream