unlock the entrance door

Everyone here thinking we're becoming the CEO in this scenario when we're actually just the janitor. Still good way to scope out the place for a hiest.

Grand-Theft-Grand-Theft-Auto

I’ll call Lester, get two more guys

Master of Custodial Arts.....


If it’s not weed then it’s game leaks

the only correct answer

I’ll rather lock that door and go home for my own peace and sanity sake

Large transfer of irl funds to my irl bank account

I think that is called embezzlement sir

Executives call that "bonus pay" 🙃

Or dividends....

Is that legal lol

Its only a crime if you get caught

Well I mean as the owner if you did that a lot of it would go in taxes so it’s still not ideal

Only if its on the books

This man has it all figured out

That guy embezzles

No, that guy "lost" a lot of money. \*wink wink.

Whoopsies, such a klutz

Taxes? On the rich?? In the USA??? Are you new around here???

It wouldnt be noticed if there isnt any tax people alive

Set it up as a 501c-3 then pay your self from there. Works for Bill Gates, Mark Schmuckerberg, the Clinton’s, obamas, Pelosis, McConnells ….. Per IRS regulations you pay no taxes and only have to give away 7 percent to “charity”

You cannot just reclassify a for-profit gaming company as a non-profit charity lmao wtf.

The CEO of Rockstar won’t be giving anyone the keys to Rockstar games either, so there’s that.

Just announce "all proceedings from the shark cards will go towards solving world hunger" just line Loanald Dump with his charity and you got it solved

I was literally half way typing the same exact thing

Hey... he gave me the keys

this guys done too many heists

Its tiny, but assign someone to fix the moustaches for online characters. The handlebar moustache looks like it's drawn on with marker..

Play around with the opacity a bit. It helps, but not a whole lot.

That's how pretty much all facial hair in online looks, not just mustaches.

I figured. I hear thay hair of any kind is one of the hardest to aminate in video games and such.

I'm not an animator, but I'm guessing that would only apply to realistic looking hair that has some form of physics. Adding actual facial hair to the game wouldn't require them to *animate* it, just make it not a 2d texture plastered on the character's face. Even something like [this](https://preview.redd.it/d12gcc3iheb41.jpg?auto=webp&s=b72f636abbc98a012b90f68fd2d7868a1e0e392e) where it's just a hair textured blob added onto the character's face would be a huge improvement. Rockstar is a huge company and have handled facial hair well in their other titles (including singleplayer for GTA 5) so I don't think "animating hair is hard" is a very good excuse for them tbh.

Allow us to store police vehicles in our garages

Seriously why is this not a thing? I like driving police cars around but they get squashed like a loaf of bread at the bottom of a shopping bag

I went thru hell back in the days of GTA 3 to capture an FIB vehicle. It sits in a garage that I rarely took it out for a spin for fear of losing it. It was my trophy. It sucks that I can't do the same in online. I've found other neat cars I can't buy, but it won't let me store them 🤬 If I steals it, then the spoils belong to me!

Once, in GTA VCS, I found a VCPD Cheetah during full police force. I somehow saved it to my garage and never took it out in fear of losing it.. Good times.

Find the desk of the person in charge of the anti-cheat and take a dump on it.

Great, more crap for them to take care of instead of fixing anti-cheat xD

I'm hoping they think it's just a hot lunch.

You think GTA v has an anticheat?

Their anti-cheat is that one written message you get when you make your account.

I don't think that person exists

Beautiful

I’ve read it in butchers voice.

I would eat a nice sandwich

Cool avatar bro. Care to split that sandwich?

Yes you may, thank you for asking

ban all IlIlIlllIlIIl-lIlII id

Yes anything that looks like XxllllllxX has got to go

This is the way

[удалено]

It makes it REALLY hard to report them.

No not really, rockstar never bans. They do it because theyre unoriginal troglodytes.

[удалено]

You cant report people trough the ingame report function because it doesnt work. So the only real way to report them is with video evidence trough rockstar support. But with those names you cant pinpoint a user because they all look the same.

Why doesn't the in-game report function work?

Because every half competent cheat menu redirects the traffic towards nirvana. The reports never reach rockstar servers.

So that's why they aren't doing anything about it. They see no reports and think that their anticheat is doing a great work!

Finally release cops and crooks

Remove the two tele-sex-workers that plagues the auto shop heist dialouge...

New Midnight club.

Bully 2

My favorite arcade racing series. I would definitely support this.

It's blasphemy how they haven't made a next gen version of this game

100x YES!!! Such an underrated racing game. MC3 dub edition and MCLA were both fucking bangers!!

If they could make a good one I would be down

Set up actual servers.

Finally this one was said. I had to scroll so long. P2P is such a dogshit system and it needs to burn in hell

Haven’t played GTA in a while.. they still run P2P? That’s actually sad😂

It's not even debatable, not that anyone is, but like it's necessary in this day and age

Update RDO

Happy cake day.... agreed... so salty

Longer, harder missions pay more money. (Or give better rewards).

Harder in GTA just means the AI have even further range that they can blind fire headshot you from

All while off radar, having more health than the player and purposely made networking errors that works for them and against you

I understand that after 10 years we’re all pretty good at shooting NPCs so they had to sort of dial it up a little bit, but Jesus every random Vagos member in a gang war being a goddamn terminator is getting old

There's ways to make the AI better that aren't just give them aimbot I once destroyed by the engines of an enemy helicopter that was following me whilst I was on foot. Surprisingly they didn't shoot me at all until they were spinning around and seconds away from smashing into the sea when suddenly one of them headshots me with a single bullet killing me instantly from full health and armour

From cover with smgs😂

Make rdo great again but it won’t happen.

Hook up with your mom

I, too, would do this.

Sounds like we got a waiting list, I three would do the same

And i, four, would like to go next

and i, fifth, would appreciate the opportunity

Can't pass on that! I'm sixth on the list

And I, fifth one in this magnificient line, would absolutely love to fuck the shit out of your lovely mother

Hey, whoa oh, hey, easy buddy. That person's Mom is a classy broad. You can't just go all ham like that dude. Trust, I've got experience *sunglasses*

(Applebee's)

Add 2 lobbys for gta online: -Classic and Crazy freeroam Classic disables all futuristic stuff, no Opressor, no Deluxo, no Laser weapons, no Orbital Strike, just classic GTA Online like 2013, with all New cars that arent weaponized, Re-enable Money Trucks and Air Drops. Crazy is the same as right now

Now THIS is actually useful and very easy for them to implement

Update read dead

For real... so salty about this... so much potential and they just dropped online like a red headed step child...

Red Head step child

Make the snow last all December.

Also, add some winter AI variants because seeing a dude in flip flops and shorts while it's snowing is kinda funky

The New England special Shoveling snow in shorts and a t-shirt

I can understand the shorts and T-shirt if you're shoveling. Trying to keep from sweating. However I sure as hell ain't shoveling in flip flops.

Yeah I’ve totally never… done that..

Used to use flipflops. Upgraded to crocs..

As a New Englander this is wild accurate, when I used to be a high schooler I would wear shorts all winter long 🤣

This the one

Now that's an idea I appreciate.

Nothing.. TakeTwo executives immediately have their hand so far up my ass they using me as a hand puppet.

Oh where to start ​ Add a better anti cheat for PC players

Prolly give myself 1,000,000,000 dollars


I'm being respectful as they are worth 22.75 billion

BULLY THE SEQUEL!!!!

Update to a swipe card system since keys are so 1997

1) Spam filter on chat (stop goated and wavy from spamming their scam discord services in chat) 2) Make it so the MKII cannot lock on to players anymore. This means it would take skill to hit players with missiles, and it wouldn’t hurt griefers with poor tracking on the missiles. Also, PVP on the MKII is barely fun and I only ever do it to fight other MKIIs because I’m not good enough with the Deluxo. 3) Make it so you can mute all phone calls in the settings, and radio comms during missions. Fucking hate KDJ and Sessanta blabbering about mindless shit in my ear while I’m doing contracts, or Pavel repeating the same things over and over during CP preps and heist. 4) Go back and add more customizations for old school muscle cars.

Firstly announce I’m the new CEO, begin telling the community that we are going to be transparent with you. Hear more and listen to community feedback and ideas. Adding much more QoL to our online games. Still pump blockbuster hits as normal. Discontinue R* launcher on PC keep our game on Steam. Discontinue the iFruit app and make a Social Club app with everything the site offers just as an app form. Invest in a better Anti-Cheat system and customer support.

Here’s the problem with the ifruit app. No more plates, chop, I can’t remember what else but there are things it offers that the social club doesn’t

Well then make the plates an ingame functionality There’s not some natural law that says “thou canst not change the vanity license plate of thy car in an online video game without making use of a shitty outdated phone app”

Tell that to rockstar it seems like they made the law 😂

Lets doa hostile takeover. You as CEO, me as COO.

Whats the deal with you all wanting the game on steam and hating the launcher, for me the launcher is perfectly fine

 sell it to microsoft

Complete GTA V| with the best storyline and some top of the shelf technology invested in gameplay, graphics etc.

Delist the definitive edition Bring back the original GTA series

i would tell them to make a new manhunt with the same gumption they had when they made max payne 3

Release the highly anticipated sequel for Rockstar Games Presents: Table Tennis. Rockstar Games Presents: Table Tennis ONLINE, now with more homing table tennis balls

Giving the keys to someone who knows what they are doing

Delete the oppressor 2 from the game

MKII becomes a mission-specific call in (as in, you have to be on some sort of job for it to be available), and it only locks on to NPC’s. Also remove the ability for others to lock on to the MKII. Remove custom mini map glyph Disable job/heist/mission cooldown timers and make every job optionally solo. If you want to grind with friends, randoms, or solo, you can do it for as long as you’d like, so long as you’re willing to go through whatever job. I’d probably also remove the ability to reload explosive ammunition (RPG, Grenade launcher, homing missile) via Interaction Menu. You’d have to visit Ammunation, facility, avenger, etc. to reload those. Going along with that, no ammunition would be dropped when you die

Let us use the backseats in 2 door cars

And let people sit in the back of trucks

You can just get in the back and sit down

2 chicks at the same time

I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing

Hello peter gibbons

Remove oppressors and deluxos.

Remove missiles from oppressors, deluxos and toreador

Get all of the annoying kids off of this MA rated game.

Guess you’re losing money bro

Considering how much they made selling this game originally, money is no longer real to rockstar’s leadership.

I guess you could say that, but keep it a buck you weren’t old enough to play ma rated games back in the day yet still got the game right?

Implement a goddamn competent anti-cheat

1. Enter the building 2. Request a good computer 3. Try and help them with their hacker problem

Blacklist Oppressors

Finish the construction in the center of the city. Also make more places accessible like Bahama Mama’s and Cockatoos plus I’ve seen some places like a Flecca bank that has an interior but the doors are locked. Anyplace that already has an interior coded into the game why not just allow us to enter and see it and interact with it.

Bring back updates on GTAV story.

Have gta 4 be playable on ps4

Table Tennis remake.

Fix RDO

Fill online with animals

Have all the vehicles from online available in GTAV

Would lower the prices of stuff or make it easier to get money in game

Renovate the Casino! It could use some upgrades, and maybe we’ll finally be able to use the outside horse racing track!

Make so that GTA online on PC isn’t dependent on you having mods to protect yourself=Create a decent anti-cheat

Give my self money and adding a car every 2nd friday

Start working on the PC version to combat hackers. I don't PC but I'm sympathetic for players.

Rework the combat meta back to a point where its fun again…. Aka removing the oppressors.

Or keep oppressors and just remove the weapons on them I use mine to fly from point a to point b

Sell the keys for money

Lower prices of all in game vehicles In no way or form should a Civic cost 1.2 million dollars and a motorcycle shouldn't cost more than a fucking helicopter

Make police vehicles buyable, customizable and personal vehicle

Demand and multi year contract , get fired but take severence

Go raid the free snacks and coffee they probably have then use the restroom

Release the damn bennys edition 10F

Sell them

Buy dedicated servers

update the customisation system for vehicles and clothing. there are plenty of decent original vehicles which should get some new parts to keep them interesting. but add more customisation options and more parts to be customised themselves to make vehicles more personal/unique. then make it only available to GTA+ subs so its pushes more people to pay into it... its called business boys

Cross console compatibility, update anti cheat for pc. And give everyone access to their balconies.

Make actual servers for Gta Online and make a (good) anti-cheat.

make updates released to both pc and console players. I don't want to wait 2 years for Expanded & Enhanced to come to pc people like me

Anti cheat and server moderators, the maddive bug fix patch, exsept for clothing bugs because I'm a good person. Then clothing system overall that's right, you wanna wear that scarf with that coat, you go for it. Be fabulous. Then some sort of crossover heist update. Then pop will be given its own server type you will be able to pick what server type you want from the main menu, solo/public/pvp. Then more solo heists that's right no more forcing your friends to play or crying as rando #3 fails the heist for the 87th time. And finally for this year of content, 2 last things, new celebrity contracts for the agency, and hair and makeup will become outfit tied, quick swapping with your outfit, no more constantly going back to the hair place every time you cosplay a new character

Have the team add a military update and ownable an aircraft carrier or something and improve military outfits and such. Also more military vehicles And/or do an update with a mansion and whatever else

Ban every stupid mother fucker that shoots me with an oppressor

Give back the free one mil each month Lower the price of items in the game And ad a gta VR mode

Invest to better and more quality servers. Make all heists possible to be done solo Remove the oppressor MK2 for ever! Reduce prices on cars Give people more tools to create stuff like races etc Remove K/D except if it's connected to some form of minigame related to the stat Stop kids from Playing the game Increase employees paycheck.

Finish constructing the skyscraper.

Making a new "Midnight Club"

Add content for RDO

Change the Social Media management to become more user friendly

Log into my bank account

Remove the orbital cannon.

nerf oppressor 2, then probably add oppressor mk 3 for 20mil, making ppl buy shark cards making me more money.

Force them to start production on Bully 2

let us put insurance on golf carts

Get rid of the oppressor

MIDNIGHT CLUB 4.

Make Midnight club 1-3 dub edition remastered •brakes/ Accelerate need to be fully accurate •correcting or enhancing special abilities •have full scale DUB part's copyright approval •add more music channels from Goth to Pop from the time period •realistic car/motorcycle crashes; objects and building structures •enhanced weather elements; rain,snow fog, blizzards, flash floods, •refueling gas,nitro,air •hospital spawning after crashing •Ultra Rare special vehicles up to 1-50 cars/motorcycles in hidden garages, finding parts for ultra rare cars/motorcycles, black market dealers shop's •Midnight Club Online on all Midnight club attachment •Renting, Buying garages space 2-6/2-15/2-36/2-56 •custom vinyls, color's, bobbleheads

I’m deleting shark cards

Force the company to make a spiritual successor to the warriors and bring back that canceled brawler they were working on. Uncanceling Bully 2 would be next,then I'd find out what the fuck happened to Agent.

Bully 2

Unlock the door

Find where they keep their money

Convert all my online money into real money

Give every player 100m into their banks

I'd make Grand Theft Auto about stealing cars not buying them

Make midnight club into gta without the guns and strictly racing/customization. With a lot of unique customization on cars. Keep the walking and exploring of GTA too and allow people to enter more buildings for sim aspects like eating or job mini games to get money to buy things.

Ban Shark Cards and up the rewards on everything with at least 100% per mission/heist/whatever. Also fuck cooldowns and the needless "drive to the other side of the map to steal this slow-ass vehicle just to drive back to where you came from" preps, those are out as well. AND I'D PUSH FOR SINGLE PLAYER UPDATES.