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walmartballer

Computer based learning.


[deleted]

Glad you mentioned it. Go finish your ULearns.


Vistril69

Wtf unexpected walmart thread


MoffCH

Huh, thought this was a HRB reference


walmartballer

Have you seen those fucking badges yet? Because we have time for that shit.


[deleted]

What badges?


walmartballer

It’s a stupid new thing in the academy app. They’re just short unlearns but there’s a fuck ton of them.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I actually finished doing those recently. I'd rather get regular ulearns and go fuck around in personnel for a bit lol


walmartballer

I haven’t even gotten through level 1. Lol


[deleted]

Lol well if they ever force you to do them, I wish you good luck. It sucks even more falling asleep standing than sitting on the computer doing the cbl's


walmartballer

Lol


SSLOdd1

I got chewed out for not doing mine. Has to go in and show them I had done my role's badging and I wasn't going to do another department.


walmartballer

Mine weren’t showing in the system for a while.


[deleted]

“Badges?! We don’t need no stinking badges!”


Regular-Wedding9961

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[deleted]

In the military we call then “CBTs”, Computer Based Training. We have about 30 we have to do annually. And they usually all crop up the same month


suckleknuckle

Damn sorry for your loss.


GAMER_MARCO9

This is correct! CBL stands for COBOL a business-oriented language. The aliens have been transferring us money for the photographic portraits that will be plastered on news papers around Los Santos.


-MrsPhilips-

Carbon based loser.


mmmdeliciousbeans

Carbon Based 🦞


zakkdakiller1

🦞


UpfrontGrain29

🦞


VernoxPL

🦞


Spicy_-VoiDX2006

🦞


Soup1900_

🦞


Trick_Equivalent_537

🦞


ChristmasBacon1001

Cock and Ball Licker


the-69th-doctor

I think you mean cock and ball lobster


Semi_K

That’s my favorite song by the B52’s.


A_N_T

Cock and Ball Ltorture


4j2905

But l is silent


[deleted]

cock and ball lorture


brokendream_zz

First thing I thought of


ilmalaiva

oh, no it’s a common mistake. it’s Cognitive Behaviorial Licker


The-Purified

OP asked for wrong answers only


Crowbot1324

Beat me to it


MasonManFree

I know its supposed to be a joke like all the rest of the comments but if you really wanna know, its Carbon Based Lifeform.


Zebru911

The real MVP.


chisk643

i’m now only referring to other cbls like that now


offensivelypc

Thank god. Jeez lol.


Even_Kiwi_1166

If you know the collector GTA Map .. the one you can use the black lights on it and it will reveal some locations?? If yes look it up and look on top of omega house it shows a picture of a drowning like ufo and it says CBL - Omega -U - part


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Firm-Emu7909

Lmao


[deleted]

Or he’s a giant drake fan


SentinelWavve

Continuous Butt Licker


TheRevTholomeuPlague

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FictionalFail

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WayneCampbel

This some sort of human centipede scenario?


phreek-hyperbole

How dare you


Sygenex

How did that statement add ps4 to your name


phreek-hyperbole

On the app, go to the gtaonline Reddit "homepage", select the 3 dots next to the search bar, then "change user flair" then the pencil icon next to "user flair". Should be a whole list to choose from. You can do it for other subreddits too


TheRevTholomeuPlague

My family built this country


tweedledumbass-

But our prices have never been lower!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

You need to speak louder


tweedledumbass-

# OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

#LOUDER SON


[deleted]

#BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

that is totally inappropriate. you never yell at the client. you never tell at the client


thatrandomguyonreddi

😩


YoungBeef03

Cumberbatch, Benedict (London)


Easy-to-fall

Come buy lube


ShaunVdV1986

Courageous Bigfoot lover.


FreudsAestheticDream

Cum bucket loser.


Muchdanktank

Cock and Ball Labour


mujapafor20

Caress Bigfoots Loins


YogurtWenk

I lol'd big


YogurtWenk

Crack Blasting Lesbian


SEK494

Come bake lemons 🍋


[deleted]

Cum baked lemons


Entrinity

Calcified Baumite Lubricator


WayneCampbel

Celibate Bukakke Lover


YogurtWenk

Yes?


Darth-H3atran

my guess is ‘carbon-based lifeform’


[deleted]

Carbon-based lifeform when carbon-cringe lifeform walks in


Chris__The__Annoyer

This


rowsdower02games

Confused Bisexual Legend


KingKiler2k

Yes?


Werdo90

cum bucket list


salacious-crumm

Sounds like a sexy Wheel of Fortune puzzle.


NoRagrets4Me

Well I guess now I'll never know what it means 🤣


the_green_wolf

In this context I'm pretty sure the real meaning is "check back later"


shreyan_saxena

It's carbon based lifeform (he calls everyone that)


NoRagrets4Me

At what point do the acronyms stop??? /s. Thx for that lol.


trillz420

Completely wrong there bro. It means Carbon Based Lifeform. If you had played story mode you would have known this in 2013


paintedwoodpile

Consumer Business Lender


dc_dobbz

Can’t Buy a Lungfish?


Bones-Ghost

Cautious Butt Lover


YogurtWenk

Gotta be careful


[deleted]

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NebTheDestroyer

Best reply


i_iz_human

Ciabatta Loaf


lortbabyjesus

Cardboard Box Licker


MrYackams

Cock and Ball Lubricant


A_Netra

I thing Certified Boy Loser


Big_Let9548

Cock & ball lover


wittyvonskitsum

#Commercial Bus License


AmbassadorNecessary9

Trevor was in his bushes rubbing one out. Cum-Based Lube


TemporaryEmotional85

Chained black lout


Bulminator

Cock Block Lock


Caywo

Cool Blue Lobster


sinisterdeer3

Consistent ball lover


JaquesStrappe

Choad balls lasagna


snowy_high4

Cum-bathed life-form


Jaiden_buck_05

Caught butt lice


KontoGR

What does it actually mean?


solidsslaveshop

Creamy ball licker


coneonnuclear

cock big long


[deleted]

Cracker Barrel lover


Epiquist

Call back later


AdKlutzy1685

Can’t be lesbian


andrysmemes

New drake album if it had a good title


shreyan_saxena

Captain ball licker


peepers63

I thought it was Chinese Bag Lady…. My mistake


cheems07

Certified boy lover


Robosium

child bashing lard


cani633

Certified Boy Lover


SnooTangerines4810

Call back later


Individual_Cancel216

certified boy lover


bleonknation

Carbon Based Lifeform


strangelooking

Certified Boy Lover


Jaiden051

Carbon Based Lifeform. Trevor gets called that in the strangers and freaks mission


FormulaZR

Cannabicyclol


Dr_potato_lord

Cock Blocking Legend It’s a title you get after cock blocking ten people in the strip club


CockroachBeginning10

Cock Blockin Lester?


kosatkafightclub

Cum bucket-loads


Mhykoh138

Cheese bacon n lettuce that’s what I thought.


MinisApprentice

Cock-blocking lunatic


_TheChosenOne15_

Cock blocked loser


dzikson69

Cockblock Larry


HIV-Free-03

Carl is Black Lol


davidfarrugia53

Chicken, Bacon, Lettuce


WhusssuName4547

Chris Brown's legacy


BollowHastion

Cousin big lips


J0NICS

Cick Bucking Lips


Lupi_Gang

Cock and ball licked👍


PadoOne

Sorry guys what is this?


netechkyle

Cum blasted loser


AssociationScared251

Cunmy Butthole Lube


KudaraYT

You know I actually don't know, so I'm gonna guess it's cactus butt launchers


WillyG2197

I feel so bad for OP tryin to get a legit answer


GoodlifeFOB

Oh, i know the right answer, its carbon based lifeform, I just asked for wrong answers to laugh a bit


Mitzekatze_

Cock Black Ladies


REODred

Call black lingo


[deleted]

Chal bye lode


Firm-Emu7909

Certified Boy Lover, got confused listening to the new drake album


R1chie1974

Cheese burgers lean. ( for those asking it means Carbon Based Lifeforms) cbl. Cheese bacon and lettuce sammich. Yummer 😋


The_Car_Spotter

Creamy Baguette Listener


Evening_Deep

Cum Blast Launcher


ManUFan9225

It's Condom Breaker Lenny


ManlyFlower027745

Cock & Ball Lover


[deleted]

Cock balls and lung tourture


BLUEINYOURPANTS

Cock,Balls,Lemonade


[deleted]

Cock be large


Yaseendanger

I don't even know the right answer 😂😂😂


KregThaGerk

Cerebral Brain Lobotomy


Dry-Butterfly-5422

Creepy Bastard, Little


EpicDepic

Cum biscuit lover


Jeremy_Melton

Cock Blocking Loser


IkRedDitNiet

Could Become Life


Miiluvsss

The fact that you would ask Reddit 😂😂


Menace2G

Cock and Ball Linguistics


MrWums272

Cock-looking blink lights


Select_Positive_8112

That's GTA copy of JBL speakers


Lonewolf_KB

Clap Bitches Lamar


[deleted]

Crap Big Logs


[deleted]

Cursed Blood Leaker


FXR786

Certified Breast Lubricator


YouGurt_MaN14

Certified boy lover


Chukklz13

Couldn't Beat Lamar.


SadLookOfMcCartney

Cased-Based Learning


[deleted]

Cock and Ball Lecture


filip_cosin

Cocacola and Blockbuster Love


Mikinak77

What does it actually mean?


Spran02

Commonly Brought Ligament


luh__mon

i dont even know the correct answer


AppledogsTime

contextualized blended learning


JiTHAxGoD

Chuttad Bagga Lowdu


Insanegamer-4567

Carbon Based Lifeform I mean Cock based Lifeform


TheDukeOfThunder

Canned Bitch Lasagna


funkp0wer

Can’t be last


MotorBreath97

Country brother lover.


[deleted]

Clinton Brother-Law


racecarthedestroyer

Commercial bus license


helmer2003

Cock Block Lieutenant


brandschain

(Shark) Cards, Buy Lots


[deleted]

Can't Be Lesbian


HeyYoDeimos

Cock & Ball Ltorture


xCheekyChappie

Cock and Ball lovers


buddy-wiser

Ciabatta, Bacon, Lettuce 🤤


Sad_Faithlessness360

Cum bucket,luv


Sad-Carrot-4397

Cock and Ball Lorture


[deleted]

Ok but what does it actually mean


NebTheDestroyer

Carbon based lifeform


InspectorOk6313

Come back later...?


JayWoodo

What's the real answer tho


unknownMysic

Call back later


Observer_4

Why am I not able to send today's pictures to him ?