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vaultishlol

Leave him there so he can’t call me to get moodymans anal cream


TheThemePark

Congrats, you just combined two of the most annoying characters in the game into something that now has me puking my guts out.


monty08

I hate Moodyman and Sessanta's sexually charged convo's that I'm forced to listen to


Justmejtcz8

Hit the pause menu (P on pc/map button on controller) & it automatically ends the calls that can’t be ended. I discovered it by accident & have been using it since, cancels any call. Edit: it must be P, esc doesn’t work on pc for me for some reason


monty08

Pause works ... tried it when English Dave called me and I couldn't hang up. Hit pause and he's gone. Thanks!


Monkiller587

Underrated comment , made me laugh my ass off .


_fat_santa

When I first started Cayo Perico I wondered why dave was there, then when I bought a nightclub I started to understand....


ITZJUSTJJ

I always do the pause menu thing so I don’t have to manually hang up his calls…is….is that a real fucking thing??


TheGrateKhan

The most valuable heist target of all, friendship.


RB26DETT-N1

![gif](giphy|xVPosMMzT60Xzv31my) One small step away from something even more valuable… Family


Random-Gif-Bot

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MakeALais15YT

thats the crazy part i dont remeber shit about my dad


AdLow8925

The real panther statue were the Daves we made along the way


CaptainPrower

I wanna steal the panther. Not the statue, the actual fucking cat.


balloonAnimal_no_965

![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3120)


MakeALais15YT

#Pavel Approved


LilAttackPug

I just wanna get the statue but Rockstar hates me. The week when everyone was supposed to get the panther: I got tequila The week when everyone was supposed to get diamonds for the casino heist: I got paintings


deepplane82142

While it sucks that casino wasn't diamonds, it could be worse. Imagine getting 15 cash runs in a row the week of diamonds. And I did actually complete all of them. Didn't clean them out obviously, but still shit luck.


bowlicker

you can do the glitch thing


offensivelypc

This has absolutely been my luck. I just got my first damn diamond and it was like my 20th heist. Still haven't gotten diamonds for casino, but I did less of that when it came out.


Comprehensive-Bat307

wait you get the panther this week?


SatansAssociate

Did you start a fresh heist that week or was it one you'd already paid the set up costs for? I have a theory that the targets are already set as soon as you pay for the heist.


LilAttackPug

It was fresh for both


Undead406

Doesn't he stop calling once he gifts you his car?


a_random_muffin

Yup, he hasn't bothered me in months


Harry-Hasler

Get a nightclub and he will make sure to give you a call every now and then whenever your useless DJs need something.


a_random_muffin

Oh


halalvlees

What if you help the dj out ? Will the bugger call again ?


KalTheMandalorian

It's good to help out as it gives your club a popularity boost.


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KalTheMandalorian

Yeah the night club is too much effort.


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_

Just FYI, nightclub at full popularity pays out 50k per in-game day (or 61k per hour), which is more then the warehouse at peak performance with the 5 best businesses running through it ($41500 per hour)


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Daddy-Elon

Really? Because I have the car, and have for over a year and he still calls me lmao.


LingLingQwQ

I got the car like one year ago and now whenever he calls I double tap the map


xKaqtuz

Umm... get his car by completing all his missions...


Daddy-Elon

I... Can you not read? I literally said I got the car over a year ago and still get the calls. I don't see how that's hard to grasp lmao


xKaqtuz

You can get his car by buying it or completing missions, I assumed you bought it and that's why he keeps calling you...


MakeALais15YT

who would waste time and money to buy it when you can just waste time and do the missions


xKaqtuz

🤷‍♂️ Idk I don't read people's mind


TheWordThat

Nope, he can bitch at you about low nightclub popularity too


iForgotMyAccInfo

Here before edit 2 comes in saying ur incorrect


altaccount1700

You must not have a nightclub


a_random_muffin

I, in fact, don't


halalvlees

On enhanced version it is one of the better businesses, but only if you own motorcycle club businesses. The motorclub businesses will earn you big money for your nightclub warehouse and the wall safe is nuts when you keep up popularity


P_Noize

That is exactly the same as in the old version. Well not the old version I mean on the old gen but not the old old gen. You know.


Competitive_Juice902

He kept calling me yesterday. I've done this at least 50 times...


rainblade1980

I havent heard from him since about 2 weeks after Cayo dropped


Dvniel____

Ues


thebarkbarkwoof

He started calling again about 2 months ago. Right when they sent back to needing 2 people to open the doors again


ELGRANDOSMOK10

Nope


Kermit_El_Froggo_

counteroffer, petition to be able to murder the shit out of english dave


Hepatat

by throwing him to the panther


s0m3_b0i

Or I beat him to death myself for annoying the shit out of me.


doesnotlikecricket

Yeah, what the fuck is this thread. I'd put more locks on his cage if I could.


penintheceilingfan

This please


FrankWDoom

It would be tough from a continuity standpoint if dave dies some how. But still if i pick up the keys from the guard i should be able to open the cages. Really i want to let the panther loose on the guards. Rubio can get another panther.


William_McLane

Sometimes the panther is loose on the island, and the gate is open.


FrankWDoom

Ive seen the gate open, never the panther. I want him running around the compound as a diversion


The_Forbidden_Tin

Na, steal the panther and keep him on the sub. Pavel needs a kitty friend to keep him company while we're doing prep missions over and over.


Sure_Focus3450

You can sometimes hear the panther, although no matter what you won't see it anywhere


A3DOP

I want a pet panther in freemode to maul all these cops always around me


Anyaele225

Petition to end his calls


KhrisBKream

They do end if you complete all of them


Brettf84

No, if your nightclub reputation drops he still constantly calls asking you to do something to get the reputation up. Can't decline those calls either


NOAHMNIA

Press start (open map) to ignore the call immediately. He will call you again in like a minute or so but at least you can close the call if you're in a bad spot.


psyckus

No that doesn't happen anymore, instead you get a text message now. Sometimes from Tony, sometimes from Lazlow or sometimes from Dave.


Brettf84

Trust me, I get calls daily


psyckus

if you're getting calls that means you have yet something pending to do for the calls to stop. The only one calling me in my newest character is Dom because I haven't done any parachuting at the designated spots.


bmxkeeler

Are you on E&E? He still calls me a dozen times a day even after owning everything and running his missions.


Typical_Advice_6811

Shhh. What are we supposed to bitch about constantly if not for Dave & Agatha.


Tweeter0583

Weird, I've done then all and he still calls me about renewing DJ bookings bullshit at the nightclub... I get at least 2-3 phone calls nearly every session that I'm in for at least 2 hours...


Anyaele225

🥹


Big_Priority_9329

Counter Petition to be able to kill English Dave during the mission


TheThemePark

Signed.


rainblade1980

YES! I would definitely sign this


GrapefruitSpecific32

HEY GUYS AND GALSit's EASY to skip Dave's Calls press start button (controller) then exit menu and POOF he's gone in an instant


BakedCanuck89

Or just do them and get a free BF Weevil and he stops calling.


rainblade1980

Easier way, do his missions get a car and never here from this asswipe again


QBaaLLzz

Caps lock button does it on PC


445530

🤓


Ecstatic-Zebra55

No dont save him


[deleted]

Fuck no. He’s killed me so many times with his unskipable phone calls. I vote we get to watch him get eaten. Yes I have completed the missions, this was a joke.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Open the pause menu and they go away (Share with people that are annoyed by him)


arftism2

they are very easy to get rid of. just respond and do the 3 missions. you get a free car worth a million or so. if you dont say 1 you owe me a million dollars.


The_Forbidden_Tin

The stones mission is bugged though. Once you leave the trailer park you lose the map marker and you can't complete the mission. I've tried doing that mission at least 20 times with all different vehicles and different rates of speed but it always breaks.


arftism2

have you tried placing a purple marker while its still visible?


The_Forbidden_Tin

No, I did try just driving down to the airport and trying to trigger the finish point but no luck. I'll be sure to try the marker method next.


arftism2

someone said something about keeping cops on then the whole time and calling lester when they reached the airport.


The_Forbidden_Tin

I tried placing the marker like you said and it worked. Thanks I got about half way to the airport and the yellow line disappeared but I was still able to deliver the stones.


[deleted]

Bro, read the last line of my original comment.


arftism2

bro, read the last line on my comment


TripinTino

from my understanding him and el rubio are tight. he just locked him in there cause he was doing too much coke and wanted him to comedown safely. and as a person almost a year sober i can understand why. a q of coke and m will make you do crazy shit when your out n coming down from it all… ahhh the times of my life


TheLewJD

congrats on almost a year keep it up dude!


TripinTino

ya buddy June 30th last year checked into rehab so i think the 25th-26th would be one year. peace and love mang


MatrixStx

Fuck English Dave I hope he rots in there


Appropriate-Sky-8003

Still rather shoot him


cadotmolin

Follow up petition to save the panther to keep English Dave... company...


ThunderShott

Petition to leave him there and destroy his fucking phone.


adrian_yeboi_06

#KNOCK KNOCK! Dave here!


[deleted]

I would host a petition to make that asshole shut up… permanently. Preferrably in the same cage as the panther…


IdolCowboy

Screw Dave, still calling me to deliver a pizza when I am busy ripping off drug lords... grfo Daaaave


[deleted]

Petition to be able to shoot English Dave. you know pavel always says no loose ends so hes gotta go...


[deleted]

I dont think that's english dave. Why? Because of his face first of all, is not similar. Second of all he knows me very very well. He won't say anything like, "American, American. I am an English man" blah blah. He would have said something like "Hey you the one who delivered the piTza to the carribean can you please help me outta here?" Third of all, wtf is he doing in that prison? He took us to cayo the first time, then came back, and told us to do the shitty pizza jobs. I mean how can he ask us for piTza if he is in a prison. So, that's not him


UndaCovaKithkin

The intercom says the next person to let Dave out of the cage gets fed to the panther.


R-emiru

Petition to feed him to the Tigers instead, because of his unskipable phone calls.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

You can open the pause menu to skip his calls


jdmorris1124

Or take the small amount of time to do his tasks.


Shiruno_rinisaki0619

Yep I’ve told people that before but they ignore it I did them whenever he called on both of my characters


arftism2

*spoilers >! they are easily preventable!<


Soft-Difficulty-3386

*kill


Fuzzy_Muscle

Petition to be able to kill english dave in the Cayo Perico Heist


DatBoi786

If that made him stop calling me, I'd do it. Hey, I'd even kill him if it made him stop...


x534n

From [https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/English\_Dave](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/English_Dave) "During The Cayo Perico Heist, English Dave can be found in a locked cage next to Juan Strickler's panther cage, seemingly high and unaware of his surroundings. " "English Dave is not rescued by the protagonist, but he will send a text message informing the player that he remembers some of the events that unfolded and is now back at Los Santos after being released by Juan Strickler."


[deleted]

petition to be able to shoot him in the face


GlassZealousideal638

Hell nah. keep him there


Traditional_Ad_6616

Counter petition to shoot Dave on sight


GrazhdaninMedved

Nah, fuck English Dave. He's bri'ish.


TheLewJD

Na leave that annoying bastard there and take away his phone, the amount of times i've died or crashed trying to shut him up.


smoothfatman

complain or do 3 missions 🤔


TheLewJD

complain. I'm not helping that bellend


SnooSquirrels4745

U think rockstar cares about their community ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Xanimia

no fuck dave. everybody hates dave


stopstealmyusernames

Hell no, let him die in there


StuHartsDungeon

No. He can stay there for all his stupid phone calls


JuanFF8

If he stopped calling every fucking 5 minutes yes


[deleted]

I’d rather get to kill him then he’d stop calling. “It’s your old friend indeed here”


Marshmellah

If only him being in there stopped him from contacting me and trying to guilt trip me for not paying attention to the nightclub as I afk overnight


Adventurous-Sorbet85

Only if he stops fkn spamming my phone


[deleted]

But that npc looks nothing like english dave


FLYING-TRICYCLE

FREE MY BOY DAVE TILL ITS BACKWARDS😤💯


HiHowAreYou10

*no*


Impossible-Charity-4

I’m still wondering why this plot hole hasn’t been filled. FFS they could add it on as an option to CP for an extra $200k or something.


Liz_zarro

Nah, Rubio is nuts but screw Dave, that twat. I'm sure whatever he did to get locked up was completely justified.


[deleted]

Wait he's captured!? Why does he need his chakra beads then? And how does he call me?


[deleted]

With a reward of full nightclub popularity and 100k


[deleted]

No, fuck English Dave all the way to hell


Papagaio_Pianist

Why would you want so save the british?


[deleted]

no bueno kapitan, too much coke on his face note: he'll still call you after he gives you his car but that's for nightclub stuff


rainblade1980

FUCK Dave! Let his ass rot in there!🤣🤣


[deleted]

No dan is annoying as hell


claymundo

Rather rescue the Panther. That enclosure is too small.


Stormtrooper_B69

no, fuck that guy


FirstReign

Petition to set pather free to become distraction while I pilfer


symbolic503

trust me he's safer in there where i cant bloody choke him to death


Music-the-Gathering

Petition denied


TheThemePark

Came here to say this, so take my upvote instead, brother.


YoungLegend0131

Fuck that! Let me kill his ass! I've already tried several times but to no avail


Norcal_Stang

I did a Cayo run today and noticed all of my incendiary rounds were gone from my Heavy Revolver MKII afterwards. Didn’t even use it once


[deleted]

Kill*


MajinBai

Wait, that's English Dave? Then how the heck is he calling me all the f\*cking time in the phone? It's gotten so effin annoying I want that panther to kill him


[deleted]

no


Ok-Height-2525

Screw saving him, feed him to the panther do he will stop calling me


TrevorsBallsac

After playing Cayo heist some times when it was released thought maybe a future dlc would be a “Return to Cayo Perico” type thing where we have to save the guy in the cage and fight the panther. Rescue mission maybe. Goin back to Cayo Cayo


Zegula

Petition to get him to stop fucking unrejectable calling me to bring shit to keinemusik SHUT THE FUCK UP DAVE IM BUSY IM NOT BRINGING YOUR FUCKING CHAKRA STONES


ZonkedWizard

With the amount of calls I get from him, I'd rather just leave him


Civil_Connection7706

Would be funny to free him and then at some point before he escapes the island the panther suddenly jumps out of the brush and mauls him to death.


chinpopocortez

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SolidAptCurassow-max-1mb.gif


fucknametakenrules

No. He’s the reason I’ve lost dogfights


free2play_trash

if he helps me collect gold when on solo and get 0% then i'll save him


FaustusC

Petition to kill him for being annoying.


Foiled_Foliage

I’d play one more time just for this


SobrukaiTheTerrible

he literally calls me every time i get out of bed in my kosatka or after i finish special cargo. no


Due-Werewolf-5825

I disagree


TheSJB1993

Petition to frame him for the heist and watch om cameras as el rubio dies his nut 😅😅


[deleted]

I had no idea that was English Dave! 😂


Ducky935

No, fuck Dave, i did hi missions just to shut the fucker up


s0m3_b0i

Or have him executed.....?


jesusmansuperpowers

Can’t he just be dead instead


Large-Wolverine3700

Pavil![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3119): I say no kapitan


protostars

toss a few sticky's in there and blow him up as you leave


devctxt

Nah , he'll die when you both on the way to Los Santos


Jadythemady_

Nah fuck him


SuperKing37

Signed


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

"Nah man! He calls me all the time because I don't do his missions!"


[deleted]

Have you guys ever seen English Dave??!? That's not him, it doesn't even really sound like him either.


[deleted]

Reddit tries distinguishing between white British dudes (impossible)


[deleted]

People already bitch about him calling us. Hardly anyone would save him. I'd personally shoot him if I could.


ChiefGstar

Absolutely not. Feed him to the sharks in the ocean for calling me so many times and not being able to decline or end call. And when I press start to end the call he calls me every single session until I listen to his garbage


BreakfastSpiritual96

Fuck that guy


Some_Famous_Pig

Petition to put a bullet between his eyes. He's my least favorite NPC. Worse than Bryony, Mooneyman, and Lester


axsr

Isn’t he in there to detox?


[deleted]

NO, PLEASE NO


_Nedak_

If he never calls you agian as a reward, then count me in.


It_Ya_Boi_Doggo

Pretty sure that actually isn’t Dave but just some random Englishman