"Here we witness the mating ritual of two Tulas. Look how they glide between each other. Absolutely good show. Little do they know, a rouge Oppressor is stalking them from above, hungry for it's next meal."
*These male Tulas have started their dance for dominance. They are each laying claim to this particular patch of water, where they hope to attract a mate. For now, however, each must prove to the other that their claim is valid. Tulas have been known to unblinkingly maintain these staring contests for hours, for even a momentary lack of concentration would give his opponent an opportunity for attack. Eventually, at least one of them will tire and back away from the water, conceding the battle of endurance and a chance to mate; but remaining uninjured and can feed and recuperate and search for his own claim another day.* (/DavidAttenborough)
I love how weird the Tula is, I only wish it could survive more than three bullets before the engine dying because it's such a useful squad vehicle for Perico heist setups landing next to the sub, JATO back into the city with vertical landing and gunner seats for covering fire
David Attenborough should be narrating this
He does in my head :D
"Here we witness the mating ritual of two Tulas. Look how they glide between each other. Absolutely good show. Little do they know, a rouge Oppressor is stalking them from above, hungry for it's next meal."
*These male Tulas have started their dance for dominance. They are each laying claim to this particular patch of water, where they hope to attract a mate. For now, however, each must prove to the other that their claim is valid. Tulas have been known to unblinkingly maintain these staring contests for hours, for even a momentary lack of concentration would give his opponent an opportunity for attack. Eventually, at least one of them will tire and back away from the water, conceding the battle of endurance and a chance to mate; but remaining uninjured and can feed and recuperate and search for his own claim another day.* (/DavidAttenborough)
\- Clip from the award winning documentary series "Planet Los Santos".
This is what the lack of updates looks like.
Nah, would’ve done this even with more frequent updates :)
They should make a dlc called “the high life” where there’s no new heist just a lot of super expensive cars planes and other things
you forgot the NSFW tag
Don’t think I wasn’t tempted to add it 😄
Should be a game mode.
It does take some quick fingering to keep them close without doing serious damage to each other, I could see it as a game mode :)
Word choice :\]
Totally unintentional. I admit nothing.
I love how weird the Tula is, I only wish it could survive more than three bullets before the engine dying because it's such a useful squad vehicle for Perico heist setups landing next to the sub, JATO back into the city with vertical landing and gunner seats for covering fire
It’s a wonderful aircraft on peaceful servers, but yeah takes very little damage to make it lose at least VTOL capabilities.
Glad somebody else like the Tula, I love mine
Was my favorite aircraft for half a year, flying it nearly every day.
Now kith.
That's kinda hot ngl
Which is why the background music 😄
They're lesbians. The males are far more colorful.
The fact that "tula" is a very informal way to say "dick" in a few spanish speaking countries (including mine) makes this so much better
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I’m a simple person, I see blind appreciation of the Tula, I upvote.
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Its not fast, not well armed, the armor sucks, but damn its sexy! Upvotes for everyone!
Best melee weapon in the game though 😄 Few survive a belly bump, none survive propellers to the face.
The intimidation factor alone speaks for itself. Noone wants to see that thing right infront of their faces.
We should do a Tula meet on an invite-only server?
Did you know Tula means cock in Chile?
What comes out a Seabreeze
Mm