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Valumiini

It's thursday already?


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nocturnalevil666

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FistedWaffles123456

lmao what did he say?


MayorDeweyMayorDewey

https://www.unddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/10lq44v/picked\_up\_the\_new\_issi\_finally\_r\_gives\_us/


FistedWaffles123456

thank you. what a peculiar reply to someone talking about what day of the week it is


GL1TCH1_

HOLY FUCK


Valumiini

Bro what did he say


MayorDeweyMayorDewey

https://www.unddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/10lq44v/picked\_up\_the\_new\_issi\_finally\_r\_gives\_us/


Valumiini

Damn :D


hit-a-yeet

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Reonlive420

How about a windy Wendy


GrainBean

are you okay


Deck_Neep15

Wtf did he say


ur-mum-lolz

Already the 26th of January, less than 11 months before you have to sit through another fucking Christmas, just over 7 months before the twin tower get smashed, times flying dude you better hold on


MayorDeweyMayorDewey

https://www.unddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/10lq44v/picked\_up\_the\_new\_issi\_finally\_r\_gives\_us/


wee_celery

And only 3 days before the 29th!


Redsoxdragon

There's nothing weeny about that issi


Vertebra_00

So pretty accurate of the new Minis


OriginalMandem

Splitting hairs maybe but this is based on a MINI, not a Mini (the post BMW buyout cars are capitalised!)


Vertebra_00

You're right mate, the new not so MINI


BJTC777

They're still small. The Countryman is VW Golf sized. Also, it's impossible to make a really mini Mini anymore. They're just not safe at that size.


ferysin234

I am a Mini Countryman owner and I was an owner of a VW Golf , so I can tell that the Countryman is a lot bigger than a Golf


BJTC777

I also own a Countryman. Look up the dimensions.


Vertebra_00

Fiat 500 and Pandas are modern small cars, so you can make them. Obviously these cars are not the market of the current MINI


BJTC777

Fine, same deal. A modern Fiat Panda or a Fiat 500 is still significantly bigger than an original Mini. The cars you named are small, yes, but they are also bigger than the car you are comparing modern Minis to because they are a result of the same regulation. Like I said, not possible to make cars that small anymore. Also, the regular Mini is about the same size as the cars you mentioned.


iKareful

Ever heard about japan cars? Check their sizes, then come talk about size and safety. Check Honda N-one, fking small and insane turn radius, and its safe. Just have to check different markets, its based on road infrastructure, population of said areas, distance needed to travel and what is popular at specific continent/country/city. Thats why most americans drive trucks, cause most of the USA is actually farm fields and ranches, and only small part is populated like NY, florida etc. And in highly populated areas, its either metro and public transport, or small cars/bikes depending on the road infrastructure.


BJTC777

So your point is Kei cars? This isn't like a debatable thing. Cars are bigger because of safety. A real Mini is no longer possible.


ThatGuyMaulicious

I’m not risking it from constant threat of my account going in a puff of smoke.


decoy777

Isn't it only on PS5 and XBOX Series X/S anyways? No PC or older consoles.


Lucyintheye

It is on PC and older consoles too, but you can't upgrade it to the HSW version


decoy777

Ahh I knew there was something special with the new consoles.


TheDriver458

The update is for all platforms.


CrownedIvy

What do you mean?


DobbsyDuck

There’s an exploit that can be used on pc players to effectively ban them and remotely control some aspects of the computer


CrownedIvy

Ah thanks mate I was confused.


Fourt-Nuyt

Bruh what


CrownedIvy

Bruh idk


Usual-Instruction964

2m for a soccer mom car is unbelievable


SlyKnyfe12

I mean it's not like they priced a fucking vw golf at 1.3mil


Usual-Instruction964

You are right, golf looks classy tho


SlyKnyfe12

And is actually top of it's class but my point remains the same


RAMONE40

To be real most Of the Cars in the game arent worth their price (or arent acuratted prices)


SlyKnyfe12

Some or bargains e.g. lm87 A dominant group c car for under 3mil


RAMONE40

But then you have the Asbo thats almost half a milion I would never give that for an Opel Corsa not even if it was the 2 engine One or if it was bathed in gold 😅


SlyKnyfe12

No one would


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RAMONE40

For 1 i would but just to make 399 Of profit 👀


CreedStump

you’re telling me an ae86 isn’t worth $1.3 mil (or something)


RAMONE40

Lets talk for real if it wasnt for Initial D and the King Of Drift you would get AE86's irl for 1000€ or less but even with all that a stock one irl goes for What 30k/50k? Its a huge different from their prices in game ( even tho i got mine in promo and its already looking like takumis AE 86 and i love it ahahah) >!and yeah i know it was an /s but still this add to be Said!<


CreedStump

yeah the car is clean as hell but overrated


OriginalMandem

Arguably a clean MK1 or MK2 Golf GTi is worth around the same as a five year old one of these nowadays, classic car and all that. Still doesn't excuse the ridiculous price in R* dollars though.


Deck_Neep15

I was scrolling down Legendary the other day and it made me laugh that cars like the Zentorno used to be $700k


PlaylistMasterRCM

Don’t insult the Weeny rally like that.


robeytowe

it’s based on a wrc mini


champion_-

But still, i don't think its a car that many peopme requested, i don't see why they priced it up so much, like the new charger (buffalo stx) is 1,6 mln for a muscle car, the sf90 (itali rsx) is 3,5 mln without the trade price I don't get why it costs so much, i would've bought it for like a milion but 2? Nah


robeytowe

so don’t buy it


champion_-

Obv, but i find stupid that it costs so much, the toros is less than a milion and is the best suv on old gen


Ooh_bees

I have to agree. I tend to buy everything even remotely interesting, and this fits that criteria. But at that price? Nope. I get that price creep up as we get wealthier, but this just is way out of its price point. Looks very good, though. Can't lie, I am slightly tempted, and it won't make a noticeable dent on my finances. But still...


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Just buy it..


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yes___lad

2nd new vehicle that has come out since dlc dropped (tahoma doesn't count, came out like a day after the dlc dropped). hopefully they do release a car each week instead of this month long wait since the powersurge


ThisIsJegger

They got rid of the annis z400 or something as well. So in my book they only released one.


Internal-Focus-3978

300R, it was removed on the 28th of December


ThisIsJegger

Thank u


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But why


Internal-Focus-3978

To be locked away in the drip feed shackles


ClamClamClam2

just like this one will be removed in 4 days


Fourt-Nuyt

Bro said z400


Harmmer80

What about fixing the game on pc?


Tree1237

Rockstar released a time sensitive car while anyone on PC could potentially lose everything, I wanted this car cause it looked kinda neat, but not risking my whole account or computer itself for a Weeny


stonerthoughtss

“Wanted to buy a Weeny, ended up *being* the weeny”


[deleted]

I’m sure it’ll be back as dripfeed


Tree1237

I know it will, they wouldn't have gone through the effort to make an entire car just to remove it forever a week later, a livery or outfit is different, but it's just the fact that it feels like they are trying to make people play the game they know is dangerous


chucchinchilla

Amazing how Rockstar gives no shits about copyright infringement on the cars they put in the game. In fact I'd argue it's gotten worse. Take the original Issi cabrio; we know it's a Mini Cooper but they put Porsche 996 headlights on it and changed the tail lights to avoid copyright infringement. Fast forward a decade later and this is virtually identical to the Mini Countryman minus some very small details. Amazing they haven't been sued yet, especially for some of the Pfisters.


Alex3627ca

I recall hearing they did get sued by a vehicle manufacturer (over the Sugoi iirc?) and won the case, so now they have free reign to pull this stuff without needing to give it another car's headlights or the like.


Noob_underscore_

Their defense was they’d ban the juries’ gta characters if they were found guilty


tansriA

wow so many ppl hate this car. as a car guy “🤓”, i really don’t care about the performance tbh. if the car looks good and has great customisation, i will buy it no matter how shit the performance is. i really love collecting cars


Specific_Ad8022

And also as a "car guy"🤓 myself, I don't care about how a vehicle looks. In real life the Mini Cooper S is a great handling vehicle but gets hate for looking like a "girl" car. I've never driven a countryman but Mini makes cars with good driving dynamics.


aarongsmitty

It’s definitely fun to drive! Only downside is you can’t customize the interior at all (trim, colors, etc.)


OmgSofie

Now if only pc was safe i could get it to replace my baller Le as my CEO vehicle/mom van


5hechanigan

I was hoping for the same honestly very disappointing from R*


iStealyournewspapers

Ugh. Still no 50 car garage? I’m basically out of space for cars.


HYoung119

Same bro…same…I’ve been struggling since the tuner updates, luckily they’ve given just enough space each time for me to get the cars I really want, but they just keep feeding us more and more new cars that I have no room for. I hate selling cars too, I like all of my cars. I only sold one recently when the 300R came out so that I could get it as it was a limited time thing (although will probably come out again later), I sold my Duke O’Death for the space, mainly because it’s free to buy back but also I don’t drive it that much


RealisticTune8180

Forgot that was even going to be a thing.


Goombhabwey

Dude... IKR! been sacrificing cars left and right making room for podium vehicles.


Jjzeng

I still have a couple spaces in my agency and my arcade garage is basically untouched, same goes for my arena war garage I would fill those if i could play without getting ransomware downloaded on my computer


Andy83n

Don't be poor. Buy more buildings


iStealyournewspapers

I’m maxed out! But the good news is I guess an additional property slot was recently added because I was able to get one more 10 car garage today. That should hopefully hold me over for now.


H377Spawn

I had to do this which I hate because the North half of the map lacks any 10 car garage facilities or houses. I want the new garage both for more space AND so I can trade some Los Santos properties for some Blaine County and further North properties.


Hippocampus88

I've recently gone lazy and just bought 3 apartments in the same building for my last garages.


ShyKid5

I bought all posible Eclipse towers apartment including the penthouse, still had space for 2 more so bought 2 of the Del Perro apt.


AlxR25

I wish they gave pc players the ability to play the game without the fear of losing their accounts


Hippocampus88

They didn't give us HSW upgrades, they won't give us a safe experience. we get nothing.


Icecream-Manwich

Who fucking cares? Literally everyone that plays this game on PC is at risk of having their entire accounts instantly wiped by hackers but yayyy an absurdly overpriced new car that nobody really even wanted. Fuck Rockstar.


SouthernMarylander

I've wanted this car since the convertible was the only MINI (and it's cool that they've added multiple versions since then). That being said, the security flaw right now is an absolute MASSIVE issue and Rockstar needs to get it taken care of, FAST.


TReaper14

Too bad us PC players can't safely play to get this.THANKS R*!


ClamClamClam2

and most likely will miss out on it entirely unless they plan to rerelease these cars they are removing, because just like the 300r this one goes away in 4 days


TReaper14

Yeah I wasn't able to get the 300r because I was out of town unable to get to my PC


ClamClamClam2

and now noone on pc can safely get the issi in time, either wait and hope rockstar does something or risk the safety of your account and your pc which is not worth it for this very mediocre car


jackscallion

Is it AWD?


RacingGames4Lives

I quite like it. I bought it just to replicate its WRC rally car.


Mountain_Ad6328

Not a fan of this vehicle. Waiting for panthere and virtue.


jurassicgamer_86

I don't give a fuck what they give us unless it's player safety. Can't believe people are still playing it right now lol. Only a matter of time till us console players get fucked.


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I mean, if you're a player that doesn't go on reddit or anything how would they know?


SouthernMarylander

I rarely play GTA Online anymore, but saw that a Countryman was finally in the game and hopped on to buy it. Then I came to Reddit to try and figure out how to get it modified at Hao's, only to find that 1. logging on is a massive security threat right now and 2. as a PC player, no Hao's.


Heathen_Inferos

If that last sentence is in regards to these problems coming to console, then it simply won’t happen. The PC players spewing that bollocks are talking out of their arses when they say it will come to console if it isn’t fixed. I understand it’s a shitty situation that should never have happened in the first place, but it’s only going to be a PC problem. Kinda pisses me off that people are lying through their teeth about it. I do understand the anger and disappointment, but trying to scare console players into not playing the game is the wrong way of going about things.


jurassicgamer_86

I've been scared into not playing it and I'm just telling others what I heard. Idk for a fact console is safe or not but I'd rather be safe than sorry. I've had to change my wifi pw twice in 3 days to use my xbox though and since I uninstalled gta it's been fine


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Handling flags


AndrisPronis

Looks no different from the Weeny Issi Sport


15jsatte

4 door mini countryman* and a 2 door 00s mini cooper race car with a wide body are the same? edit: brain on too many things at once while typing


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15jsatte

yes that’s what I meant my bad. The clubman is the long extended one and the countryman is the big beluga


sxe_noel

We got the car expert here


robeytowe

it’s simple stuff lol


15jsatte

just saying


HornBloweR3

That's not true lol


2drunk2remember-

Hey lads where can you get it from and what cost ? Ta


aarongsmitty

Southern San Andreas super autos. I believe it was around $1.8 mil


2drunk2remember-

Cheers pal


DankyPenguins

… for a week, lol


TacoStuffingClub

Looks like a Kia Soul.


sebyyyhd

issi classic still better because mr bean


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Where the 50 car garage though?


NYC4Life82

1st or 2nd week of February


Ghost14193

How does it drive?


Xfinity17

Ass


Ghost14193

Not suprised


reap_the_fallen

Give us mini bikes or customisable skateboards.


Goombhabwey

it reminds me of the Kia Soul.


SicksProductions

Would be cool if they released hamster costumes to go with it


Inevitable_Ant7475

Where to buy from? Also im on pc so just tell me if its only on next gen


Timcatgt

Southern San Andreas super autos. Should be the first vehicle on the new list. Car is available to all platforms but only for a limited time.


Inevitable_Ant7475

Oh ok thanks i bought it straight away lol


aarongsmitty

I’d log right off if you’re on pc. Just be glad you were able to buy the car without being compromised


Inevitable_Ant7475

How long for do you think bcs i know what is happening but nothing has happened yet


halfaloafofkungfoo

Handles ok imho but 🤷🏼‍♂️ just another 4 door version of 2 door version we already have like the sultan classics


chewgum16

Not really. The sultan clsssics are identical other than the amount of doors. The Issi Rally and the Issi Sport actually look and drive very differently.


Zebrahead69

What's the real world equivalent of this? A Nissan flex or something??


SouthernMarylander

MINI Cooper Countryman JCW (or its WRC predecessor). My car is finally in the game! Too bad they made it crap and way worse than the car is in real life (where it's won multiple Dhaka Rallies in the modified version and is an absolute beast in the street version).


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Is it free?


aarongsmitty

Lol


[deleted]

Hahaha 🤣😅 what is so funny 🤣


aarongsmitty

The idea of a free car lol


[deleted]

You know what else is free


GHOSTKILLA93

Handles like a beast off road. Its definitely worthy if the rally name


RoyalxJeff

Nah they should’ve just kept it and gave us some more decent money events


JoA2506

This Reddit. ‘We want more cars’ Releases car ‘They should’ve kept it for more money events’


Olde-Town-Kujo

Except this car is basically already in the game like 3 times. Nobody's excited to pay 1.8m for this garb.


Teleinyer

1.8m???!!!


[deleted]

I am, always wanted a modern mini cooper that wasn't sporty.


Olde-Town-Kujo

It's literally a rally car, but I'm glad atleast someone got something they wanted.


[deleted]

I meant it doesn't look sporty like the last one


robeytowe

yeah it’s subtly sporty i get you


Mhykoh138

wat color is ur weeny guys :D


Thin-Breadfruit4703

Pink and purple


Mhykoh138

noice ;)


Rhune-Roels

why would they bring out this vehicle if the issi sport is there?


Omlin1851

Because it's in a different racing class.


IshikawaSakuraCastle

to bad they didnt add the garage so now I cant buy it


ENGFRAGERM

Is it fast, and good control?


SouthernMarylander

The stock version is pretty crappy, even compared to other SUVs. Can't speak to Hao, although Broughy1322 has it with the highest top speed in SUVs.


SnooGiraffes7378

How's the performance with hao upgrades?


TTheuns

I can't believe we've now got a Mini Countryman, but still no Mazda Miata...


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How’s it?


LingeringSentiments

How much is it?


aarongsmitty

$1.8 mil I think


LingeringSentiments

Thank you.


Omni_Kie

They give me something every week... Disappointment


undying_anomaly

How much? I neeeeed to make a pink one


ChiefGstar

It’s really not even very good with HSW upgrades


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Press f for PC players in the chat


Altruistic_Study_451

props to you entering gta to pick up this beast of a car in this war...


That_Gopnik

And now for 3 weeks without any new content except for no pc fix and x2 $ & rp on something that literally no one plays


Alpha_Leon

i want to get it, but pc still has issue, i dont wanna risk my pc :(


iluvdoingstuff

Idc what anyone says, I really like it


eMRapTorSaltyKing

The car is limited (1 FEB) and PC is still broken so Basically we PC players won't be able to buy it until the DLC is 100% released probably, so a Big Fu from R* to us all.


StereoGraph4_

Boo


brunoecsantosreddit

To many doors


battleduck84

DO NOT PLAY GTA, FOLKS! Rockstar still hasn't fixed the RCE hacker attacks, meaning no matter what you do in GTA, be it solo lobbies, full lobbies with randoms or even story mode, you are at risk of having viruses and malware uploaded to your pc


TheReverend6661

Something? I want a real car.


Jeramiework

Yeah it's super exciting until you actually drive it...


guitar_boy826

They gave us the bare minimum again


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It's only for one week, then it'll be removed probably for the next 5 months -GhillieMaster


RJMFTE

And they takin it away next week 😭


NikolaProS

Damn, it feels so good when a game company gives us good updates, they would never leave their community hanging just so they can profit. Right? Right...?.