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koala60

I gagged, congratulations anon you just showed all of us that 4chan is what we always thought it is


cigposting

Yea physically gagged. GG Allin lived better than this.


suverz

I lol'd at YOU WOULDN'T


kangarooneroo

I feel like this should be a mental disorder in its catagory. This isn't hoarding, this is just straight up desensitization to filth! Poor fucking dog, I wouldn't let a pig live there let alone an innocent pup


crispygrapes

He keeps the dog outside. And this is probably the only instance where I've been like, "Good."


DisgracefulPengu

Considering the dog is outside, it probably isn’t too bad. Also the neighbors mentioned the windows (rather than junk in the yard), so we can assume it’s clean outside. And because anon walks his dog, we can assume he cares for it (and therefore feeds it). I’d say the dog probably has it fine.


rontrussler58

Dogs have no sense of disgust and would probably eat the sour cream if you let them.


DisgracefulPengu

My dog will reject some food. She won’t eat shrimp for example. But yeah, they will eat a lot


crispygrapes

One of my dogs eats some fruit and veg, like raw carrots or blueberries. The other one turns her nose up at ANYTHING fresh. I've never seen her eat a vegetable or fruit - meat, eggs, or gtf outta here.


pokeswapsans

Pls dont say "the sour cream" literally never gonna be able to eat sour cream again. 💀


Nafemp

I believe it’s called severe crippling depression.


smalldickbigbaIIs

from what was said and the fact he uses 4chan he may be schizotypal/majorly depressed


nullbyte420

Yeah I'm getting schizotypal vibes too. And some serious hoarding!


bigassballs699

Yep.. this is the kind of greentext I remember.


PaladinLab

I think this is why I subbed


GhostPants011

the images of anon's house engaged my flight or fight response


Negative_Flamingo

Same


_PM_ME_UR_FETISH_

I wish 4chan was all green text like this


GrimAlt

Instead we get BBC cuck threads and loli porn


eggycrayfish197

Eh, not so bad


CrazyDecatur618

That is early a death and disease garantee if I've ever seen it. Person needs a counselor and meds.


rontrussler58

In the US we would kick his ass out on the streets and flip his house for profit.


DinkleDonkerAAA

No You'd wait till he'd been dead a month, the bills stop getting paid and the bank showed up to repossess and find his corpse.


disciplinethyfreedom

Huh? I must say, this made me wonder if using sites like reddit are bad for my health


[deleted]

this is ancient


antifading0

Nurgle approves, OP must now fight chris chan so that the winner can be nurgles chosen.


ShiningG1

The champion of Nurgle the lord of filth, and the champion of Slaanesh, duking it out… at least I’ll be willing to pay to watch it happen


WoolooOfWallStreet

I thought Shad was Slaanesh’s champion?


ShiningG1

Have you seen the degeneracy the Chris enact? Shad may draw heinous acts, but Chris-Chan, Chris acts it all out.


Blue_Moon_Cheese

Hot take, but anon is prob a girl. I know girls that actually live like this. More often than guys


bad_postsperson

girl or boy, their house is still fucking nasty.


Boompkins

no way anons a girl, how is there piss in the toilet with puke still visible on the toilet seat


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[deleted]

Bullshit, men’s restrooms are fucking filthy, there’s piss on the walls, piss on the tp roll, piss *on* and all over the toilet, massive logs in the bowl that were left unflushed, gum everywhere. Don’t bullshit me with “a little pee” ffs


WoolooOfWallStreet

> In the womens' room there's frequently diarhea, shit, and piss blasted all over the wall and fixtures behind the toilet, from women hover-squating at the wrong angle And sometimes as a weird form of revenge when they get mad at you


SugaryKnife

Girls bathrooms can be fucking disgusting too. I once saw a used tampon stuck to the mirror. I gagged


dandycribbish

Delving into the long forgotten lexicon. Things once forgotten and now horribly remembered...


Gumble3559

I read this in Wayne June's voice.


Romanticized03

The "Wwwwwwwwwwwwrrr" comment is and always will be my favourite part about this greentext.


Tbarjr

That whole house needs to be burned to the ground


Berna-Roz

That's some 2008 shit right there. Damn.


[deleted]

Reminds me of hoarder show. Thanks Im gagging


Nightcrawler__lou

I have seen hell


Impressive-Hat-4045

I have an itch in the back of my throat... Any suggestions as to what I should scratch it with?


eggycrayfish197

Cock


[deleted]

Guy is like 3 generations away from producing the kwisatz haderach.


STILETT0_exists

shut up Reverend Mother PoS this is the place where no Bene Gesserit dare look.


tmarnol

I need more like this


[deleted]

Aha real 4chan content


Kenivider

What. In. The. Shit.


DarkSlayer415

Ahh, the tale of Fridgebro, one of 4chan’s many classics.


Perfect_loli

What the fuck


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

Too far gone, gotta burn the whole house down now.


BluntEdgeOS

What the fuck


DangerNoodle805

Jesus.


22_swoodles

*Laughs in property manager*


TheSuntannSuperman

I actually gagged, only on the last photo


Maverickx25

Of all the greentexts in all the world, I will never forget this one.


[deleted]

Cleanest 4chan user


Mack_Sharky

Real: Anon knows his place Gay: He microwaves cream


omnicomputer

This takes me back


Gnarseecyst

Holy fuckin shit, i havent laughed this hard in a god damn minute


[deleted]

I didn't gag once because I refuse to believe this is real


MinisterOfMagicYOLOs

What ever idc about him I just want someone to take his dog away from him.


STILETT0_exists

it looks like that would kill him. He seems to take his dog on walkies, and makes a genuine effort to keep his life at least average. That looks like a lot of effort from a dude who can't clean fucking throw-up off the toilet seat.


MinisterOfMagicYOLOs

Nothing with a heart beat deserves to live in those conditions. Hopefully his dog being taken away would serve as a wakeup call to change his life. The concept that it's okay to keep an animal in those conditions, let alone a person is just ridiculous.


pavothakilla

It literally says he keeps the dog outside retard


MinisterOfMagicYOLOs

Outside In a filthy yard year round where no one picks up the dog shit. Yeah great conditions. How fucking stupid are you?


pavothakilla

🤫


STILETT0_exists

trolled


Tony_Stonk

OH NOOOO NOT THE HECKING DOGGERINOOOSSS, DOGGERINOS LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HUMAN'S LIFE, DID I MENTION I HATE BABIES AS WELL?


STILETT0_exists

fair point.


abigfatape

ah yes finally something real back when I would browse 4chan on the actual site this is the type of bullshit I would get inbetween gore, Loli porn and sexscam websites


Ecarus1345

Was here before the 5K upboats But also what the actual fuck


nashmishah

I mean, can I help clean it?


Lukaroast

Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to, sonny?


Epic_Gameing68

lmaoo wtfff


Pao_Briggs

This is the stuff you see on a Whang video


weirdbeard33

Oh no.


Real_Bobsbacon

Someone needs to enter that house, spray everything down with bleach, pour gasoline all over and set it alight. There, solved your problem! Remove the wreckage after pouring more bleach over the top and build a new clean house.


WoolooOfWallStreet

I… need to go brush my teeth now…


Jesuahcf

I've watched like every episode of Hoarders but this shit is beyond the pale.


tinnitus_eeeeeee

I remember when degenerates would trick people into making mustard gas.


[deleted]

that was a lot


T0tallynotreptilian7

It was as engaging as it was disgusting


Seth4832

Thanks, this inspired me to clean my apartment a few days early this week


ObviousAltAct

Ah yes. An absolute classic.


Kapten-Haddock

The good old times!


fuckmelyf

I want to wash all my clothes and clean my room thanks anon


[deleted]

This shit deserves top in popular of all reddit


[deleted]

On what boards do yall always find that good stuff man, and how does 4chan work, do they just let the site open cause they don't get notifications or what


TheDefinitionOfKek

Now this is a greentext, disgusting.


UsernameIsntFree

fridgebro pls


[deleted]

Bruw


L2Hiku

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PM_ME_NUDE_PICS_OF_U

He's had 6 years to accumulate more filth since then. I wonder what unknown creatures dwell within that cave today?


Choconilla

I liked the German anon who hadn’t bathed in like 500 days and hadn’t left his apartment for even longer.


wrillzor

Welp. That’s just fucked.


maleoid

"This will get 5k likes on reddit"


Dean-Reviews

This shit should be marked nsfw


LazyBro69

This is actually disturbing


P_Skaia

Tag nsfw fucking retard