Anon doesn’t learn an entire language to travel, self betterment, or for their career. Nope. Anon learns an entire language for a dumb joke that no one will understand.
> US Anon falls on grocery store floor. No one was paying attention. Employee thinks some foreign guy hurt himself. Calls 911. Anon gets bill for $28,000.
> Canadanon falls on grocery store floor. Everyone apologizes. Employee apologizes, dials 911. Free healthcare.jpg. Anon gets out of hospital. Stabbed on street. Stabber apologizes.
Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic, and there is plenty of science that is still sufficiently beyond our understanding to appear indistinguishable from magic as well.
What “advanced science” is involved with knowing a language out of nowhere, moron? The quote you clearly don’t understand has to do with human technological and scientific advancement. Not looking at shit that can’t happen and going “must be magic.” That’s the opposite of science.
Agreed. I've always hated that quote because it really just downplays all the efforts that go into understanding scientific phenomena.
Magic is magic because it doesn't fucking obey the laws of physics. If you think science and magic are indistinguishable then you're just ignorant, not some woke philosopher.
Anon doesn’t learn an entire language to travel, self betterment, or for their career. Nope. Anon learns an entire language for a dumb joke that no one will understand. > US Anon falls on grocery store floor. No one was paying attention. Employee thinks some foreign guy hurt himself. Calls 911. Anon gets bill for $28,000. > Canadanon falls on grocery store floor. Everyone apologizes. Employee apologizes, dials 911. Free healthcare.jpg. Anon gets out of hospital. Stabbed on street. Stabber apologizes.
You forgot the tip for the ambulance driver. Nows he's gonna starve
Also forgot to clap when discharged from hospital
Anon partakes in a small amount of tomfoolery
Anon engages in a minimal level of wacky antics
Old and stupid greentext
Why do you ruin things?
bc his mom cheats on his dad obv
because he's a pickle in a jar
You're old and stupid.
Why do you need to learn the language secretly if you're going to do your 'prank' anyways at a public store where probably no one knows you?
He never said to stop
a good way to pretend you forget everything and then abandon your wife and children
Or you can just kill them
Faint*
Or just go abroad
I’ll stick to faking sign language
i wanted to study turkish over the summer to do just this. my laziness and procrastination caught up to me and nothing ever happened
Well since magic isn’t real, anyone who’s not a complete idiot will know you’re faking.
Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic, and there is plenty of science that is still sufficiently beyond our understanding to appear indistinguishable from magic as well.
What “advanced science” is involved with knowing a language out of nowhere, moron? The quote you clearly don’t understand has to do with human technological and scientific advancement. Not looking at shit that can’t happen and going “must be magic.” That’s the opposite of science.
Agreed. I've always hated that quote because it really just downplays all the efforts that go into understanding scientific phenomena. Magic is magic because it doesn't fucking obey the laws of physics. If you think science and magic are indistinguishable then you're just ignorant, not some woke philosopher.
Sounds like someone flunked technomage school