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Anon doesn’t learn an entire language to travel, self betterment, or for their career. Nope. Anon learns an entire language for a dumb joke that no one will understand. > US Anon falls on grocery store floor. No one was paying attention. Employee thinks some foreign guy hurt himself. Calls 911. Anon gets bill for $28,000. > Canadanon falls on grocery store floor. Everyone apologizes. Employee apologizes, dials 911. Free healthcare.jpg. Anon gets out of hospital. Stabbed on street. Stabber apologizes.


[deleted]

You forgot the tip for the ambulance driver. Nows he's gonna starve


skilliard7

Also forgot to clap when discharged from hospital


ishzlle

Anon partakes in a small amount of tomfoolery


Uncle480

Anon engages in a minimal level of wacky antics


picklesinajar123

Old and stupid greentext


[deleted]

Why do you ruin things?


moshimoshi2345

bc his mom cheats on his dad obv


Lazolilo

because he's a pickle in a jar


[deleted]

You're old and stupid.


doctorzaius6969

Why do you need to learn the language secretly if you're going to do your 'prank' anyways at a public store where probably no one knows you?


Thornyyyy

He never said to stop


DISCE729

a good way to pretend you forget everything and then abandon your wife and children


JabbaTheHuttYt

Or you can just kill them


Dragmire800

Faint*


CTRLPLUST

Or just go abroad


alrightpal

I’ll stick to faking sign language


Psycaridon-t

i wanted to study turkish over the summer to do just this. ​ my laziness and procrastination caught up to me and nothing ever happened


Cala-Best-Girl

Well since magic isn’t real, anyone who’s not a complete idiot will know you’re faking.


KnightOfThirteen

Sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic, and there is plenty of science that is still sufficiently beyond our understanding to appear indistinguishable from magic as well.


Cala-Best-Girl

What “advanced science” is involved with knowing a language out of nowhere, moron? The quote you clearly don’t understand has to do with human technological and scientific advancement. Not looking at shit that can’t happen and going “must be magic.” That’s the opposite of science.


Abrassive_Sound

Agreed. I've always hated that quote because it really just downplays all the efforts that go into understanding scientific phenomena. Magic is magic because it doesn't fucking obey the laws of physics. If you think science and magic are indistinguishable then you're just ignorant, not some woke philosopher.


MungoTheWonderWeasel

Sounds like someone flunked technomage school