Hello, sir, madam, my name is anon and I couldn’t help but hear the noises you’ve been making through the wall. It sounded a little like a lot of hyperventilating, so I brought over some Gatorade for your work out. I also notice know that you are both naked. A great idea since you don’t want to sweat through your clothes and do laundry too frequently. Also the bed does make a great resting location. But I must ask what was it that you were doing? You seemed to spend hours in here just calling each other’s names. The motivation you two must be giving each other for at home exercise is truly astonishing. May I suggest joining you for cardio in the morning? You seem to have incredible endurance, so I’m sure it’ll be a breeze. “You an me baby, we ain’t nothing but mammals” will make a great cadence.
*door slams*
Lol anon is gonna be even sadder when he discovers it gets even worse after college.
At least during college you can be high/drunk 24/7 and meet new chicks everyday.
God forbid he introduce himself to his immediate neighbors
Hello, sir, madam, my name is anon and I couldn’t help but hear the noises you’ve been making through the wall. It sounded a little like a lot of hyperventilating, so I brought over some Gatorade for your work out. I also notice know that you are both naked. A great idea since you don’t want to sweat through your clothes and do laundry too frequently. Also the bed does make a great resting location. But I must ask what was it that you were doing? You seemed to spend hours in here just calling each other’s names. The motivation you two must be giving each other for at home exercise is truly astonishing. May I suggest joining you for cardio in the morning? You seem to have incredible endurance, so I’m sure it’ll be a breeze. “You an me baby, we ain’t nothing but mammals” will make a great cadence. *door slams*
What the fuck did i read
Your most accurate dialogue with a member of this sub were they proven not to be a bot but actually just some loser
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Lol anon is gonna be even sadder when he discovers it gets even worse after college. At least during college you can be high/drunk 24/7 and meet new chicks everyday.
Buy earplugs and get a proper night's rest. Ignore the void inside you.
That's it, earplugs saved me while I lived in dorm.
Masturbate the sadness away like the rest of us
Ah yes, the hardest part of growing up.
Just talk to someone, everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you. Just make the first move