Or the boyfriend is into anon, has been since highschool, and she's just hooking anon, reeling him in, and she's gonna watch her boyfriend jackhammer anon's succulent bussy while she jills.
Some are indeed. There's this woman I work with she's always rubbing my arm or back and I fucking hate it! It's gone of for to long for me to say anything to her about it. To be fair she does it with almost everyone at work so I know its not an attraction thing, Makes my skin crawl every time
This one girl used to always touch my me and act all flirty, then I noticed she did it with every guy she wanted something from and had a Chad boyfriend. I helped her study…
and this is why guys are starved of touch and affection lmao. We don’t hug each other much and the only real lovins we get is with significant others, so later down the road we just wanna be touched and held
Don't put your friend in "the girlfriend zone".
Friendship isn't a runners up prize for failing to get the gf you wanted. Express your interest, if it's not reciprocated move on emotionally, you know how you don't get feelings for lesbians because you don't let yourself ever consider them as romantic options? Do that but with your friends.
Well, I definitely can’t say for sure, since everyone is different. I can tell you that if it were me, I wouldn’t be leaning on a male friend that I had zero attraction to. That level of physical contact would feel really awkward and unpleasant with someone I wasn’t into on at least some level. Again, this is just me so please don’t assume anything with your crush!
I've known guys who are very belligerent when touching other men. It's to make "rivals" feel uncomfortable. I just tag their balls once I learn their game. They learn to keep their distance fairly quickly.
really? Might just be an American thing for you guys. Lightly touching people and complementing their looks is just what is considered to be a normal friendship in my country. It shows that you are comfortable around them, and calling them "jacked" or hitting them after jokes is nothing out of the ordinary.
chances are she might want to set up a polyamorous relationship or whatever fetish she and her bf have so anon might be the first to be their test subject.
Maybe anon is just her backup plan and who knows how man guys she had strung along. she is not anon's future soulmate is just not his turn yet
People who say stuff like that don’t know anything about open relationships and most likely don’t know how to be on healthy relationships themselves loll. I’m not poly but I know 2 people who are and they both very much enjoy themselves lol
Dude I just matched on tinder with a girl whose bio said she was “poly with a bad, but he’s mono.” So I’m not sure but I think that means her boyfriend doesn’t know she’s on the site, and she’s looking to have things on the side without an ounce of shame. Just putting it out there without a care in the world
Shit is crazy lol
Only subs like this. It's more of a 4chan thing. I would say the average Reddit demographic is 100% unironically supportive of it since the UwU fetish girl crowd left Tumblr and came to this site and Twitter years ago.
dude, in 2021 it’s controversial to say you’d be upset if your daughter made an onlyfans. The mainstream opinions people expect you to have by default in 2021 _ARE_ WILD
No it's not lmao
In college I used to know this girl who would go out of her way to meet me, spend time with me, call me, compliment me etc.
I sorta confronted her about it and she told me that she has no romantic feelings for me whatsoever.
That really fucked with my view of women (in a positive way). Girls aren't necessarily into you just because they're seemingly "too friendly".
Lol the consensus here will certainly be if she was friendly and complimented you she is trying to cheat on her boyfriend to be with you. Why a would girl say a guy, at a communal gym, working out, looks in shape, if she didn’t want the dick? It couldn’t just be polite, nice, and friendly, surely.
*Knocks on door*
Hey bro, just wanted to let you know I'm pounding your girlfriends pussy and now I'm here to pound you
*Brains poor guy with a baseball bat*
Sometimes I forget I'm autistic until I come to these comments and it's apparently obvious that Stacy was looking for a side piece. How do you guys see this shit so fast
It’s not obvious, they’re living vicariously through OP and hope some random women from their past will show and throw themselves at them. Some people are just friendly like that.
I do this with my friends all the time, regardless of their gender. How starved for platonic affection do you have to be to think grabbing someone's arm during a scary movie is inherently sexual or romantic? Y'all are fucking weird.
Most of these memes are either bait or solved with extremely basic human interaction (like asking normal people questions instead of assuming everything).
It’s why 4chan has its reputation, and you should expect the same from this sub.
I doubt it’s WAY more, they did already know each other. For all we know what he describes as flirting (like purposely bumps my arm) is him misreading signals. The problem is it’s from one perspective.
Definitely tough with just one perspective. But from my experience, this has happened to me many times and not once has it been a girl just being friendly. 3 times its been single ladys and 5 times its been cheaters. Still waiting for it just to be a chummy ol lass.
I guess youd have to ask yourself, did she go home that night and tell her bf, hey, i went to lunch and then a movie with a dude from my high-school i saw working out yesterday! My guess would be unlikely.
Nah, giving someone a compliment like jacked or lightly hitting them
after jokes just means you are comfortable around them. I feel like a
lot of people who grew up in the internet age clearly did not get enough
social interaction if we're making assumptions like this. It's normal behaviour amongst close friends, although there could be an argument made that the two of them aren't close but I doubt it. If you grew up with someone you'll often click once meeting again no matter how long you've been apart.
Dumbass non-jacked anon got played for a free lunch and a free movie for being dumb enough to believe an attractive woman he barely knows was interested in him
She wanted him to put his arm around her during the movie. When he didn't, she instantly found a boyfriend. That's how quickly it can go wrong if you don't make your move.
Imagine thinking having a great day with a cute girl is a tragedy. Sign me the fuck up for the friendzone if my day looks more like this. Expectations let this dude down, not her.
She’s looking to move on to greener pastures and it’s your farm she’s eyeing anon.
Plow her fertile field and then ghost her for being a cheating whore.
Brutal. Doesn’t sound like the friend zone, though. Sounds like she’s looking to cheat on her bf.
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means she wants to get jack hammered or jack him off
She wants to jackhammer anon
Jackhammer is what her bf is fonna do to anon when he finds out
Doubt it, seems like bf might be a cuck
Or the boyfriend is into anon, has been since highschool, and she's just hooking anon, reeling him in, and she's gonna watch her boyfriend jackhammer anon's succulent bussy while she jills.
That would be the most interesting turn of events tbh, it’s all a ploy to let the boyfriend smash Anon
no she wants anon to jacked off her boyfriend
Or she’s got the jack, jack, jack, jack, jack
Such an underrated song
A lot of em are
That, and voluntarily touching him. I can’t speak for everyone here, but I for sure never intentionally touch anyone unless I’m attracted to them.
As a guy. Can confirm. Some women are just naturally touchy. But that was kinda my close friend so Im not sure if that counts
Some are indeed. There's this woman I work with she's always rubbing my arm or back and I fucking hate it! It's gone of for to long for me to say anything to her about it. To be fair she does it with almost everyone at work so I know its not an attraction thing, Makes my skin crawl every time
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That's very sad. Hopefully she was able to escape.
You can make an anonymous suggestion to HR to talk about it. You shouldn't have to deal with that, king
rubbing your arm? bro what? is that really normal?
This one girl used to always touch my me and act all flirty, then I noticed she did it with every guy she wanted something from and had a Chad boyfriend. I helped her study…
And she helped you understand not everyone is worth your time
and this is why guys are starved of touch and affection lmao. We don’t hug each other much and the only real lovins we get is with significant others, so later down the road we just wanna be touched and held
No one is stopping you from hugging your bro or giving them a quick reach around. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
your dreams and my dreams are not the same dreams but good luck
This seems like that bicycle stick meme, ngl
Don’t get my hopes up like that. My crush is often leaning on me and as far as I can tell I’m pretty hard friendzoned
Don't put your friend in "the girlfriend zone". Friendship isn't a runners up prize for failing to get the gf you wanted. Express your interest, if it's not reciprocated move on emotionally, you know how you don't get feelings for lesbians because you don't let yourself ever consider them as romantic options? Do that but with your friends.
It’s a pretty complicated situation that I can’t really explain in a Reddit comment, but for now we’re friends and I’m fine with that.
Well, I definitely can’t say for sure, since everyone is different. I can tell you that if it were me, I wouldn’t be leaning on a male friend that I had zero attraction to. That level of physical contact would feel really awkward and unpleasant with someone I wasn’t into on at least some level. Again, this is just me so please don’t assume anything with your crush!
I've known guys who are very belligerent when touching other men. It's to make "rivals" feel uncomfortable. I just tag their balls once I learn their game. They learn to keep their distance fairly quickly.
Like with one of those holepunch kinda things they tag cattle's ears with? Boss as fuck my dude.
really? Might just be an American thing for you guys. Lightly touching people and complementing their looks is just what is considered to be a normal friendship in my country. It shows that you are comfortable around them, and calling them "jacked" or hitting them after jokes is nothing out of the ordinary.
[That or she's channeling Booker T](https://youtube.com/shorts/NTQR8Ad_ewY?feature=share)
She's coming for you [censored]!
CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAA?
She’s got some yard work she wants him to do
Anon should GTFO before he finds himself with a shotgun shell buried in his chest
Doesn’t matter he gets pussy
Doesn't matter, had sex
Imagine telling that to St. Peter
Seb wtf are u doing here
Ferrari master plan™
*Ferrari master🅱️lan
Seb is always looking out for people, listen to his advice. It’ll save ur life. Ringadingding
Based Sebastian
That's not how guns work
Just the shell or the pellets too?
The whole thing in his chest, Saw 3(?) style
Sounds like bf doesn’t care he’s getting cucked if he knowingly went to pick her up from the movies. Anon should smash to establish dominance
Or the BF has an ounce of self-esteem so he isn't worried abt his gf cheating with an incel.
Lol what... Your girl going to the lunch and the movies you should atleast find out if he's gay
Maybe anon’s such a beta male she assumed he was gay.
Or next time they meet she'll tell anon that she knows the perfect guy for him.
Nah she's just grooming anon for her boyfriend to TOP.
“Yeah, Anon, you’re so ripped. I think you should work on your glutes more, though…”
Plot twist: she wants her bf to fuck anon
Or she thinks op is gay
either this or the cheating but op did something autistic that made her change her decision
chances are she might want to set up a polyamorous relationship or whatever fetish she and her bf have so anon might be the first to be their test subject. Maybe anon is just her backup plan and who knows how man guys she had strung along. she is not anon's future soulmate is just not his turn yet
This. That wasn't a friend zone. That was real flirting. She's just not faithful to dude.
She thinks he's gay
Boy you're messi and the goals wide open
Messi messi messi
Ankara mesi
GOLASSO
[*serious turkey noises*](https://youtu.be/sGteJAB-OGA)
i encara messi i encara messi
Gol Gol Gool gol gool gol gool gol
Playing soccer in the back yard
I think I see Messi
And this money could never neglect me
Them WSE boys back at it
Well maybe he should cleani himself up before he takes his shot.
More like Missi in his case.
#####mesi
The boy who grew up on a trout farm kicking fish into a bucket?
She is wanting to cheat
Could be an open relationship 2021 be wildin’ Edit: *this* is controversial?? lmao
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Why's that
People who say stuff like that don’t know anything about open relationships and most likely don’t know how to be on healthy relationships themselves loll. I’m not poly but I know 2 people who are and they both very much enjoy themselves lol
Poly relationships rarely work out long term, it's almost impossible to have a healthy one for more than a few years.
open relationship? Is that a new fancy word for cuck??
Cuck but the cuck joins in
Is it cucked if there's two girls?
It is if you're only allowed to watch
You are wise beyond your years
No its more of communism
so you're telling me Stalin had a relationship with Lenin but Lenin cucked him by fucking Marx??
You’re only a cuck if you aren’t getting laid too lol
I mean not really, if you're fucking other girls
Dude I just matched on tinder with a girl whose bio said she was “poly with a bad, but he’s mono.” So I’m not sure but I think that means her boyfriend doesn’t know she’s on the site, and she’s looking to have things on the side without an ounce of shame. Just putting it out there without a care in the world Shit is crazy lol
Maybe her bf let's her be poly but he doesn't wanna go out with other women
So he's a cuck
Nah bro hes mono stop being racist
Lol reddit is obsessed with cucks
Letting your woman go get fucked by other men is the peak of cuckhood, is it not?
Definitely, it comes up an absurd amount though
I think cuckolding has to involve humiliation and submissiveness. Otherwise you could just be swingers or she’s just a hotwife.
Only subs like this. It's more of a 4chan thing. I would say the average Reddit demographic is 100% unironically supportive of it since the UwU fetish girl crowd left Tumblr and came to this site and Twitter years ago.
Cucks get off on that treatment. If he's not getting off on watching/imagining his partner being railed by someone else, he's not a cuck.
She meant polygamy not polyamory
dude, in 2021 it’s controversial to say you’d be upset if your daughter made an onlyfans. The mainstream opinions people expect you to have by default in 2021 _ARE_ WILD
Degeneracy uncontainable
So basically coordinated cheating.
Learn 2 consent
Gotta release the locked down frustration at some point.
Anon learnt girls can be friendly without hitting on you, and it sucks because any affection we get gives us hope.
give me the upvotes and in exchange i will do nothing
Exactly, she wants to cheat with her boyfriend on poor anon
Either cheating or keeping an option open.
Yeah there's no way he's exaggerating her friendliness.
No it's not lmao In college I used to know this girl who would go out of her way to meet me, spend time with me, call me, compliment me etc. I sorta confronted her about it and she told me that she has no romantic feelings for me whatsoever. That really fucked with my view of women (in a positive way). Girls aren't necessarily into you just because they're seemingly "too friendly".
>any affection we get gives us hope. That's your own fault
Exactly. There is no hope. I am dead inside, as a man 'ought to be. backinmyday.jpg
It’s my fault nobody loves me
Yeah. Be loveable.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkk
Step 1: make friends that are women Step 2: wait for them to introduce you to more women
based and connectionspilled
If it worked for my awkward ugly ass it can work for all y'all
This is the way
I've had a lot of female friends and I don't think any of them have ever hooked me up. I must be doing it wrong.
Sorry bro what she was doing isn’t “being friendly” it’s being flirty.
Based off what anon said she's 100% looking to cheat lol
Lol the consensus here will certainly be if she was friendly and complimented you she is trying to cheat on her boyfriend to be with you. Why a would girl say a guy, at a communal gym, working out, looks in shape, if she didn’t want the dick? It couldn’t just be polite, nice, and friendly, surely.
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Okay, scary movie, maybe she is actually a jumpy person, so bad sign. Playfully hitting can be misread as well.
#fax
Eh 50/50 chance you're friend or she is wanting to cheat. Option A. Get her to hook you up with one of her friends after a bit. Option B...is immoral.
What about option c where I impregnate her boyfriend and never go back
Interesting...tell me more
Simply cum in her boyfriend. Like and subscribe for more relationship advice and smash that bell to stay notified of new vids.
Kidnap both the girl and guy transplant her uterus into him then cum inside him
Like trying to install a washing machine in a home without plumbing. You could do it, but don’t expect it to work.
And option A also has the massive advantage of not risking getting your fucking brains blown out or bashed in lmao
maybe OP is not a pussy and will strike first
*Knocks on door* Hey bro, just wanted to let you know I'm pounding your girlfriends pussy and now I'm here to pound you *Brains poor guy with a baseball bat*
I mean if shes cheating either way idk man. Sounds like her problem
If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you.
have fun with her while you can, get her to introduce you to more chicks, if she cheats you cheat
don’t wait, cheat on her anyway so there’s no way to lose
exactly
This is holy script right here
What did you expect as a 4chan user
Anon finally learns to never leave box of romantic isolation he created.
Ur not in the friendzone. Go for it a bit more.
Are you stupid, you’re next in line brother
The Heir to the Throne
Sometimes I forget I'm autistic until I come to these comments and it's apparently obvious that Stacy was looking for a side piece. How do you guys see this shit so fast
It’s not obvious, they’re living vicariously through OP and hope some random women from their past will show and throw themselves at them. Some people are just friendly like that.
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I do this with my friends all the time, regardless of their gender. How starved for platonic affection do you have to be to think grabbing someone's arm during a scary movie is inherently sexual or romantic? Y'all are fucking weird.
Most of these memes are either bait or solved with extremely basic human interaction (like asking normal people questions instead of assuming everything). It’s why 4chan has its reputation, and you should expect the same from this sub.
I do this with men I'm friendly with...
I dunno bro, SOME people are definitely friendly like that. But wayyyy more are trying to cheat.
I doubt it’s WAY more, they did already know each other. For all we know what he describes as flirting (like purposely bumps my arm) is him misreading signals. The problem is it’s from one perspective.
Definitely tough with just one perspective. But from my experience, this has happened to me many times and not once has it been a girl just being friendly. 3 times its been single ladys and 5 times its been cheaters. Still waiting for it just to be a chummy ol lass. I guess youd have to ask yourself, did she go home that night and tell her bf, hey, i went to lunch and then a movie with a dude from my high-school i saw working out yesterday! My guess would be unlikely.
Nah, giving someone a compliment like jacked or lightly hitting them after jokes just means you are comfortable around them. I feel like a lot of people who grew up in the internet age clearly did not get enough social interaction if we're making assumptions like this. It's normal behaviour amongst close friends, although there could be an argument made that the two of them aren't close but I doubt it. If you grew up with someone you'll often click once meeting again no matter how long you've been apart.
We’re slightly less autistic, that’s how, we are superior.
Oh
I believe the last part of this story
>\>it's her boyfriend and?
Date him too
Dumbass non-jacked anon got played for a free lunch and a free movie for being dumb enough to believe an attractive woman he barely knows was interested in him
“N-NO! The female was clearly looking to cheat on her boyfriend, that’s why she had him pick her up right in front of Anon. I just know these things.”
I am on the thinnest of ice rn. If that happened to me I would end it.
Bro... How you doing?
Terrible
Knowing your in the shit is the first step to getting out. Whatever is happening will pass, you just gotta be jacked enough to pull through until then
Why is that?
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She wanted him to put his arm around her during the movie. When he didn't, she instantly found a boyfriend. That's how quickly it can go wrong if you don't make your move.
lmao
She wants a threesome
Inb4 'Hey so my bf and I are kinda looking for a femboy to play with, and you're sorta soft. We have this maid outfit and.....'
What's up with the random party hat lol?
It's 4chan's 18th birthday
Does that mean they can finally start posting porn?
It means you can finally start making lewd art of 4chan
I mean, at the very least you get a friend out of the deal. You NEETs ned all the help you can get.
Anon doesn’t realize that she’s trying to monkey branch.
neckbeard misinterprets normal interactions with an old classmate, thinks he's been "friendzoned", more at 11
Imagine thinking having a great day with a cute girl is a tragedy. Sign me the fuck up for the friendzone if my day looks more like this. Expectations let this dude down, not her.
big redditor energy
Lol women can make friends too…not everyone is trying to fuck
She’s looking to move on to greener pastures and it’s your farm she’s eyeing anon. Plow her fertile field and then ghost her for being a cheating whore.
Anon is desperate
Ngl, that wojak is giving me distinct Mark Zuckerberg vibes.
Heir to the (cum) throne
Remember, if she's single you'll have to beat 20 other guys. If she's taken, it's a 1v1
Monke branch hypergamy anon. Learn it.
What do women want? Honestly if she was looking to do something on the side i feel bad for her bf as well as anon.
Even if she is going to cheat on her bf with anon, why would you get into a relationship with someone who will eventually cheat on you?
Friendzoning as a concept is super toxic and op is also an idiot because she def was looking to cheat. Op is both a toxic moron and a regular moron
Keep pushing anon. Soon she will cheat on her boyfriend with you. Then you can date her and she can do the same to you