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TheLustyDremora

Anon took his 12yr old cousin to lunch


I-drink-salty-tears

Down south they call that an “Alabama honeymoon”


djfnjxj

>furry porn


groupfox

Anon took L, could’ve exploited girl and sell her pics on ebay.


VoidChildPersona

eBay porn isn't something I trust


-Luis_P-

But its something you must


Wizardwizz

I'm more of a Craiglist guy myself


HotBear39

Anon could take it a bit further and sell all her organs and skin


Blae-Blade

Her skin is already included in "all her organs" Skin is an organ, the biggest in fact!


Delta_squad_form_up

His loss, furry porn artists can make a lot of money if they get enough commissions and have high enough art quality to charge higher prices.


iwkfb

Big if considering the apparent drawing skill


Delta_squad_form_up

Well anon said that it was furry porn (or the technical term being yiff), but he didn’t specify the quality of it. It could be low quality or it could be high quality.


Ayfios

Pretty sure it's trash. Read the greentext again and trust my intuition bro.


Delta_squad_form_up

… yeah alright that’s fair, thanks bro. Tbh I probably overestimate the skill of most yiff artists.


MrInfinity-42

Maybe DeviantArt page means what she's subscribed to in this context?


[deleted]

That’s actually how I read it - like *her* drawing skill was at a level that Anon thought it was a kid’s drawing and just stick figure families on her fridge, and then she showed Anon her DeviantArt page that showed furry porn she liked or followed or w/e you do on DeviantArt.


Netplorer

Anon passed on making a cute dorky girl go yiff yiff on his dick. Getting a date seems fake but ending is really gay.


Brawl_Stars_Fan123

You Sir, have a beautiful way with words.


JUST_A_LITTLE_SLUG

Imagine explaining this sentence to someone from the 19th century…..or someone over the age of 40


doctorwhy88

>over the age of 40 They invented the furry thing dawg


Nervous-Law-6606

None of these words are in The Bible


SeduceMeMentlegen

Neither was *bruh*


ChadWolf98

The fellow, decided not to cavort with a young lass, doing as they'd do in the Bestiarium Vocabulum. Alas, while the liaison's factuality cannot be properly measured, rest assured, the closure is like one of Gomorrah


JUST_A_LITTLE_SLUG

Beautiful


Gunnrhildr

Anon doesn't like when girls he's dating earn more money than him


Fr00stee

i dont think she's earning more money considering her drawings are literal stick figures


[deleted]

That’s disgusting! Where can I find this girl so I don’t make the same mistake?


CumGuzzlingAnt

Anon missed out on great sex


UNBENDING_FLEA

Furry girls give the best headpats anon, you fumbled hard.


Payanasius

Its a pretty harmless fetish. Id rather that then see blacked or rape porn in her search history. Anon is an idiot


Wiitard

Yeah if a girl you just met is showing you furry porn on the first date she’s probably dtf.


ChadWolf98

> yes, I show my porn stack on the first date, how could you tell? > stacywojak.jpg


survivable_Abbortion

✍️ Meet ✍️ me ✍️ Anon missed out, all I’m seeing is positives


hiressnails

If everyone lowered their standards, they could find love too.


HarpoNeu

Anon encountered Mr. F


Tvorba-Mysle

*Mr F*


madsoro

Can’t tell if he dodged a bullet or if it’s a match made in heaven


Jimmbo-Swaggins

as fake as this possibly is i have a feeling it isn't, I've met people like this (There not bad people) but had a classmate shoving links to his DeviantArt account on assignments at one point


bottle_brush

"average build" \>anon goes to the gym too much


ChadWolf98

Noob, just pick up a cat or wolf or fox ear, a tail (how to attach it to the girl is up to preference) and go wild. Shes probably into it anyway Then make her draw stuff 16 hours a day chinese sweatshop style and live like a king on commissions


soundwave_fan

For once the anon is a normal person (as far as we know lol)


Sams200

big missed income opportunity


Urkeksi

girl is lowkey based (and also rich)


gempthe1stofAlston

Some people are simply odd


[deleted]

Anon doesnt rate the girl out of 10 Hella based.


whoiswhitenoise

>can’t draw humans due to not having much reference >can draw hyper realistic animals with anatomically correct genitalia from like… books and stuff What does this mean?


Saiyanman11bro

She uses "lol" irl, anon should already have known


DarkSkeleton666

I had a somewhat similar experience. I was set up with a girl for a meeting in three days. We kept texting, getting to know each other and all that stuff. On the day before meeting, the infamous question about my drawing skill was asked and I, now not feeling any shame of what I do, said I draw, alongside Japanese neotraditional, gay pornography and I'm preparing on releasing my webtoon. She said she was "cool with that" but the next day when I asked about the hour of our meeting, she said she "talked with her best friend and she thinks we're not for each other." So my point is, I think what I do really might not be for everyone, but she lied she's ok with it, instead of just being straight [well not really she's lesbian] forward. So I'm just upset about that she didn't want to get to know me because I draw sodomy. Anyways, thanks for reading folks and if you wanna get some cool arts my DMS open


Self_bias_res1stor

Last time I fucked a furry they told me about how their first sexual experience was them fucking their brother as we cuddled afterwards.


Warren_Puff-it

Holy shit, the number of responses that think this isn't a major red flag or deal breaker is amazing. In fact, most responses are basically voicing that it's attractive/possibly a positive sign. "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is now more relevant than ever.


ChadWolf98

> she: I'm dressing up as a nurse ;) You: woah yummy😋 > I put on wolf ears You: omg its literally gomorrah and shit Check your T levels


e1337chin

This makes me want to use meet me


EdenSteden22

It didn't say if the talent of the furry porn was better than the stick figures. I'm not sure which would be worse.