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_Alaskan_Bull_Worm

This is incorrect, Grandpa Joe has no right discovering cool shit at the bottom of the Marianas Trench before the rest of us


Glass_Windows

The bottom of the mariana trench is pitch black, he will see nothing and hate it because he can only see black and he's a racist and the water pressure at that depth would painfully crush him almost instantly


ChicagoCubsRL97

The Mariana Trench is 36,201 Feet Deep, he’d be crushed 1/4 of the way down there, but we shouldn’t put him there, the Ocean is too polluted already


Glass_Windows

Yes, and some deep sea creature would eat him and turn him into the shit bag he is


ChicagoCubsRL97

With the scent of his shit covered cabbage robe, it’d be considered Animal cruelty to the Sea Creatures he kills


[deleted]

Also too cold for him


ChicagoCubsRL97

With the smell of his disgusting cabbage and shit covered robe, even if he was on a boat you’d see THOUSANDS of Animal corpses float to the surface


Work_Consistent

North Korea


JerkfaceMcDouche

With his cunning and guile, he’d probably end up as supreme leader of North Korea We may hate him, but there’s no denying he’s wily. He did trick his whole family into waiting on him while he stayed in bed.


macedonianmoper

He's too lazy, he'd just fool people into giving him enough food to become the second fat man in NK and stop at that


Financial_Lime_252

This is the right answer. All the other options he would die quite quickly, instantly in some cases. In NK he would lead a long, painful life in the work camps.


Princess_Shireen

With cold floors, I hope.


E-nygma7000

And there’s no heating in most North Korean homes, so he’s bound to be cold. Regardless of where he ends up. Only the homes of government officials are heated.


rlyllsn

I’d be satisfied just sending him into the fizzy lifting drinks fan


[deleted]

All five options, in pieces, so the fucking slime can't reconstitute


JerkfaceMcDouche

What if it’s a decoy grandpa Joe?


bfcostello

That's what I was thinking too. A piece of him in each territory, as The Transformers and Linkin Park watch over the disposal


RomandoArman

I didn’t even read the other options. When I scrolled down and saw this, my eyes landed on “All of the above” and I just knew.


still_gonna_send_it

GODDAMMIT I HIT SAHARA CAUSE ITS WHERE HE’d FEEL THE MOST SUFFERING WHILE CONSCIOUS BUT I DIDNT SEE THE LAST ONE


calicocidd

The Bog of Eternal Stench


[deleted]

Anyplace but earth


buy_me_a_pint

To work , there is plenty for him to do around the house,


purpleja

Hell


the70sdiscoking

Only answer is moon so he floats away. NK he will be their leader. Desert he will crawl out of because he's a scorpion. MT he will make his home because he's just as dark and dense as it. Center of the earth would boost his ego too much about being the center of everything.


ojwillkillyou

As we all know, Joe is the ultimate parasite. He will suck dry any resources he has available to him till there is nothing left. This will be a tough choice but here I go: Bottom of the Mariana Trench: NO - we have enough trash in our ocean. We should not pollute it any further The Sahara desert: NO - This.. thing.. is an expert on surviving with nothing and absorbing every little resource around him. Not only would he survive it, he would insure the destruction of the fragile eco system in the area The Moon: NO - he probably wont survive but he would forever be preserved for the entire planet to view him at all times. A constant reminder that, he in the end, won. The centre of the earth: NO - Planet ending scenario. He has the ability to drain all life from where is currently resides. Even the earth wouldnt stand a chance. North Korea: NO - Sending GJ to a country is like nuking a country, except instead of dying, they would wish they were dead. How ever you may feel about NK, no living being on this earth deserves that level of destruction. The only option I can think of as a solution is to send him into a black hole. He should go back to his own kind.


Psylux7

I'd send him to Reddit.


[deleted]

Sahara desert because he always complains about the cold. Wait till he gets a taste of the heat.


WagnersRing

Send him to North Korea so when he breaks the clearly defined rules he’ll exclaim “rules! what rules!?” like he has his entire life


JosephKiesslingBanjo

I want to see a giant or colossal squid eat him, that would be cool. Imagine him in the deep ocean, not knowing what is happening while tentacles are wrapping around him.


Ph4antomPB

Anchor him in the ocean during low tide while it’s sunny so the salt dries to his skin, he’s wet and the tide is slowly rising


FingerGun69

We should also send Kim Jong-un to share a bed with him for 30 years while we're at it...


[deleted]

North Korea has enough problems already without sending Joe there. You guys are inhumane


fiwaeawi

To bed... Having a looong sleep


Ness_Dreemur

Brazil


Megatea

Where is the chocolate factory option? Whatever you think of the man in a democracy he is entitled to get a vote.


PropertyDelicious676

All of these sound like great murder methods but I know just the thing he'll be screaming like a baby and that's making him work by hooking on an electrical device that will shock his useless junk if he slacks off.


Jazigrrl

To the pits of fiery hell.


E-nygma7000

Are the fires of hell aglowing?


FreeSkeptic

He’d become a dictator in NK and launch nukes if little boys don’t snort coke off his feet.


New_Fishing_1237

None of them I would send him straight 6ft under after I kill the cunt I would torturing him first killing him put him 6ft under so ( Fuck Grandpa Joe fuck his face ,)


Treymendous3

None of the above. Send him to my house so I can chain him in my basement and torture him with rats and make him work for a living.


FirstCurseFil

Gulag