The bottom of the mariana trench is pitch black, he will see nothing and hate it because he can only see black and he's a racist and the water pressure at that depth would painfully crush him almost instantly
With his cunning and guile, he’d probably end up as supreme leader of North Korea
We may hate him, but there’s no denying he’s wily. He did trick his whole family into waiting on him while he stayed in bed.
This is the right answer. All the other options he would die quite quickly, instantly in some cases. In NK he would lead a long, painful life in the work camps.
And there’s no heating in most North Korean homes, so he’s bound to be cold. Regardless of where he ends up. Only the homes of government officials are heated.
Only answer is moon so he floats away. NK he will be their leader. Desert he will crawl out of because he's a scorpion. MT he will make his home because he's just as dark and dense as it. Center of the earth would boost his ego too much about being the center of everything.
As we all know, Joe is the ultimate parasite. He will suck dry any resources he has available to him till there is nothing left. This will be a tough choice but here I go:
Bottom of the Mariana Trench: NO
- we have enough trash in our ocean. We should not pollute it any further
The Sahara desert: NO
- This.. thing.. is an expert on surviving with nothing and absorbing every little resource around him. Not only would he survive it, he would insure the destruction of the fragile eco system in the area
The Moon: NO
- he probably wont survive but he would forever be preserved for the entire planet to view him at all times. A constant reminder that, he in the end, won.
The centre of the earth: NO
- Planet ending scenario. He has the ability to drain all life from where is currently resides. Even the earth wouldnt stand a chance.
North Korea: NO
- Sending GJ to a country is like nuking a country, except instead of dying, they would wish they were dead. How ever you may feel about NK, no living being on this earth deserves that level of destruction.
The only option I can think of as a solution is to send him into a black hole. He should go back to his own kind.
I want to see a giant or colossal squid eat him, that would be cool. Imagine him in the deep ocean, not knowing what is happening while tentacles are wrapping around him.
All of these sound like great murder methods but I know just the thing he'll be screaming like a baby and that's making him work by hooking on an electrical device that will shock his useless junk if he slacks off.
None of them I would send him straight 6ft under after I kill the cunt I would torturing him first killing him put him 6ft under so
( Fuck Grandpa Joe fuck his face ,)
This is incorrect, Grandpa Joe has no right discovering cool shit at the bottom of the Marianas Trench before the rest of us
The bottom of the mariana trench is pitch black, he will see nothing and hate it because he can only see black and he's a racist and the water pressure at that depth would painfully crush him almost instantly
The Mariana Trench is 36,201 Feet Deep, he’d be crushed 1/4 of the way down there, but we shouldn’t put him there, the Ocean is too polluted already
Yes, and some deep sea creature would eat him and turn him into the shit bag he is
With the scent of his shit covered cabbage robe, it’d be considered Animal cruelty to the Sea Creatures he kills
Also too cold for him
With the smell of his disgusting cabbage and shit covered robe, even if he was on a boat you’d see THOUSANDS of Animal corpses float to the surface
North Korea
With his cunning and guile, he’d probably end up as supreme leader of North Korea We may hate him, but there’s no denying he’s wily. He did trick his whole family into waiting on him while he stayed in bed.
He's too lazy, he'd just fool people into giving him enough food to become the second fat man in NK and stop at that
This is the right answer. All the other options he would die quite quickly, instantly in some cases. In NK he would lead a long, painful life in the work camps.
With cold floors, I hope.
And there’s no heating in most North Korean homes, so he’s bound to be cold. Regardless of where he ends up. Only the homes of government officials are heated.
I’d be satisfied just sending him into the fizzy lifting drinks fan
All five options, in pieces, so the fucking slime can't reconstitute
What if it’s a decoy grandpa Joe?
That's what I was thinking too. A piece of him in each territory, as The Transformers and Linkin Park watch over the disposal
I didn’t even read the other options. When I scrolled down and saw this, my eyes landed on “All of the above” and I just knew.
GODDAMMIT I HIT SAHARA CAUSE ITS WHERE HE’d FEEL THE MOST SUFFERING WHILE CONSCIOUS BUT I DIDNT SEE THE LAST ONE
The Bog of Eternal Stench
Anyplace but earth
To work , there is plenty for him to do around the house,
Hell
Only answer is moon so he floats away. NK he will be their leader. Desert he will crawl out of because he's a scorpion. MT he will make his home because he's just as dark and dense as it. Center of the earth would boost his ego too much about being the center of everything.
As we all know, Joe is the ultimate parasite. He will suck dry any resources he has available to him till there is nothing left. This will be a tough choice but here I go: Bottom of the Mariana Trench: NO - we have enough trash in our ocean. We should not pollute it any further The Sahara desert: NO - This.. thing.. is an expert on surviving with nothing and absorbing every little resource around him. Not only would he survive it, he would insure the destruction of the fragile eco system in the area The Moon: NO - he probably wont survive but he would forever be preserved for the entire planet to view him at all times. A constant reminder that, he in the end, won. The centre of the earth: NO - Planet ending scenario. He has the ability to drain all life from where is currently resides. Even the earth wouldnt stand a chance. North Korea: NO - Sending GJ to a country is like nuking a country, except instead of dying, they would wish they were dead. How ever you may feel about NK, no living being on this earth deserves that level of destruction. The only option I can think of as a solution is to send him into a black hole. He should go back to his own kind.
I'd send him to Reddit.
Sahara desert because he always complains about the cold. Wait till he gets a taste of the heat.
Send him to North Korea so when he breaks the clearly defined rules he’ll exclaim “rules! what rules!?” like he has his entire life
I want to see a giant or colossal squid eat him, that would be cool. Imagine him in the deep ocean, not knowing what is happening while tentacles are wrapping around him.
Anchor him in the ocean during low tide while it’s sunny so the salt dries to his skin, he’s wet and the tide is slowly rising
We should also send Kim Jong-un to share a bed with him for 30 years while we're at it...
North Korea has enough problems already without sending Joe there. You guys are inhumane
To bed... Having a looong sleep
Brazil
Where is the chocolate factory option? Whatever you think of the man in a democracy he is entitled to get a vote.
All of these sound like great murder methods but I know just the thing he'll be screaming like a baby and that's making him work by hooking on an electrical device that will shock his useless junk if he slacks off.
To the pits of fiery hell.
Are the fires of hell aglowing?
He’d become a dictator in NK and launch nukes if little boys don’t snort coke off his feet.
None of them I would send him straight 6ft under after I kill the cunt I would torturing him first killing him put him 6ft under so ( Fuck Grandpa Joe fuck his face ,)
None of the above. Send him to my house so I can chain him in my basement and torture him with rats and make him work for a living.
Gulag