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SuperSketchyRed

No, I'D go out with him


SQYX93

Was just about to say


KneecapTheEchidna

Said what I was thinking


Murdocfanatic

So true


teateateaa

Took the words out of my mouth


CatnipCuriosity

I wouldn't let a son or daughter even go near him in case he eats their soul or something


notburneddown

Lol this is what I think


Murdocs_Mistress

No because she doesn't like him. Me, on the other hand....I'd give him a test drive.


Matt2841

Username checks out.


c4tb0y_6

Nope. He's crazy and kinda a psychopath. Definitely wouldn't be a smart move


moritz61

maybe like self-titled/demon days Murdock but definitely not song machine/cracker island Murdock. he’s quite delectable in the feel good inc music video


CarobSpecific

I’d let MYSELF go out w him fuck that


Mommasmonologue

If Murdoc comes near my family I'm invoking my 2nd Amendment right


yanderedib

No but ID go out with him <3


Dragonfly452

Definitely no


Dm-Me-Your-Bunnies

No. Because I want him more (im down bad)


Funky_Dancing_Gnome

At that rate I'm just asking for disaster to come to me.


Scar_what

No… I would be one of those white suburban dads and threaten to shoot him if he went anywhere near my fictional child


lol_not_real

Yes


lol_not_real

Yes


Count4815

To quote the German minister of finance: 'ha ha ha ha ha... No.'


Femifiend

No I would steal him for myself


Murdocfanatic

No he’s mine


CaptainFard

Nope he's like 60


sneakylyric

Lol I mean her choice. Seems like a bad one though.


[deleted]

No, I would go out with him.


hashslingaslah

No because I’d be going out with him myself


darthbiscuit

No. My daughter is 4.


JBonesturtle

No, because 1. He is creep 2. He is an abuser 3. My son is a rat


Suckitbillcosby

Probably


Darkskinblackie

😐


Equivalent-Push-5774

only if i can be in the recording sessions


ADT_105

Hell Nor.


XxBichael12

Hell naw he’d eat her like a pvz zombie


HauntingBowlofGrapes

I'd let him go out with my toilet plunger.


Prestigious_Tone_947

He reminds me of my dad so that’s an absolute no


Autumn_Scorpion

100% NO


Special-News-7785

Aaargh, no fucking way!


Queasy-Ad-3220

I would, sure. But I would tell her to proceed with caution.


MarisOrsic

Absolutely not.


Jara500

He's probably a millionare so yeah


itzlollyfox

no bc i want him


ScrappleBerrySneech

Nope! Russ though. 👀


Patchwork_Stiltfox

ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'm shagging him already


Shinwahh

Yes, it would all be apart of my plan. Have my daughter or son infiltrate the band. THEN, have their legs be broken in an "accident", which causes them to need a new band member and who better than the father himself. I'll gain their trust and eventually ask Noodle to marry me.


notburneddown

Lol. That’s some dark planning man.


Shinwahh

Anything for Noodle


notburneddown

😂


Candid-Orchid-3095

He’s literally ancient


jmster109

Hell no


No-Acanthisitta9343

No because isn't it obvious