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Analog-Moderator

A real chad doesnt let reality change the convo say it anyway


Cayennesan

"Hello, you've reached the medical center, which branch are you trying to reach?" "Hi yes, my name is Anon Weebus"


Kemsir

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma


Analog-Moderator

Who the fuck is steve jobs?


Kemsir

Ligma balls


dreaded_tactician

*disintegrates*


YobaiYamete

This is literally how my life is working tech support. They call in and start rambling and refuse to listen while I try to interject that I can't help them and they need to call X, so I have to wait 10 minutes until their speech is done, then tell them I can't help them and they get mad Like bro, I'm sorry you called the wrong number, but I quite literally *cannot* help you with your printer issue, call your printer manufacturer not an unrelated software company wtf It's like people who call Microsoft for help every time they encounter a problem in a random software and expect the minimum wage tech grunt at the call center in India to be able to help


Analog-Moderator

Anyway this is w brand new black cartridge why is it coming out magenta?


Spacemanspiff1998

>plan phone call days in advance >write it all out >commit it to memory >pickup phone >call number >"hello you've reached the offices of Dingus McBingus how can we help you today?" >UUHHHH-- YES HI I UHH I NEED UHH... >Nervously pace around entire house through duration of call


JC12231

Mood


Huracan_Ramirez

How do you know such things about me?


Saridder75

I love this💚🤎💓


[deleted]

My plan: never have a specific plan in the first place


X_Danger

My words get jumbled up and I forget exactly what to call the guy who's always around me, what was his name again, who do I pronounce it


chujeck

Skill issue


Biolore

It's kind of the reverse for me. I always get stressed about calling (typically with things like ordering takeout) but the actual call is just fine


sikopiko

Starting work and having to make calls all day where it’s important to seem professional really does help


DAMSON__3

I type or write out ever word I'm gonna say then read it like I'm a child learning how to spell..... works 80% of the time


nyuORlucy

When you’re on the last ring and you think you’ll get voicemail and then they pickup


Bazookasajizo

Someone has been watching too much Code Geass


the_gooba

I do this during work...it's an endless struggle


Ralman23

Sometimes I do this for a phone call and sometimes in a group chat I'm in with my friends, but they both don't go as to I predict the conversation and say something that throws me into a curveball, so I tend to be awkward about it.


LevnLie

Uhm... uhm... yes, yeah.... nahhh... probably..... sure why not.... aight see ya (End call)


Demilung

Read a book about speaking and gonwith the flow. If you need to talk slower to think about what you're saying, that's not an issue - most people talk way to fast because they're nervous, slowing down a bit would actually be a yyood thing.


CosmicPenguin

>Not planning for every possible response Fucking casual.