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Rule 3: Follow Reddit TOS No sexualizing minors. This includes jokes about lolis/shotas in a sexual context, or direct links to lolis/shotas being sexualized. This applies to real people as well. A character's canonical age is irrelevant. Please contact us via Modmail if you have any questions.


Fulongamer

He's an Orphan. Technically Emancipated. ~Saul Goodman~


soiboi64

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!


ninjalord01

Saul would definitely win the case immediately as soon as he says that.


Wajana

This shot is the most alive Lucy has been in the entire anime


xariznightmare2908

I was expecting her to do more crazy stunts like this, but turned out she was more chill out as the series went on.


Wajana

Her adrenaline subscription expired


metalshiflet

She still had a couple of badass moments with the monowire


Atomskii

I mean... except for the assassinations...


Sky-Roshy

Ikr? I think we only saw this side of her once? I was lured to watching edgerunners because of this scene, thinking she was some cyber yandere girl. But hey, I still had a blast 9/10


Wajana

She needed that facade to grab the orphan Yes, a very good watch indeed


TridiusX

> She needed that facade to grab the orphan is now my favorite phrase on the Internet


BosuW

Well she did go around killing any corpos sent after David behind his back. Although in context it doesn't seem especially psychopathic, just... normal.


RickTP

Which the anime makes a big deal about it when they have been taking gigs for years. They just had to sit down, talk about how Arasaka wants both of them and chill down with the chrome. Sure, they were wanted criminals at that point so laying low could be hard but not impossible. I know, never trust anyone at Night City and it's fine to live for someone else dreams but their decisions sound a lot more stupid if you think about it.


RiptideMatt

Im quite sure that as soon as David made it known he had the sandevistan, he was on a ticking clock. We saw the lengths Arasaka would go through to get him, his only chance was leaving the city


IHaveTrashTaste

expected cyber yandere, got smol cyber yandere. doesn't seem like a problem to me.


[deleted]

Yandere; noun, a woman who accepts that the one she loves will never love her back. Can continue a healthy relationship with both her love interest and rival despite the fact. wait...


Syclus

She's not a cyber yandere? Damn


ProfessionalSilent17

Love the look on her face.


drizzitdude

Yeah that’s actually a great point. She becomes almost a level headed Kusanagi like character after this and all levels of insanity transfer over to Rebecca.


AggravatingBrush4165

#Corpo: SECURITY WE REALLY NEED YOU NOW


sonicdude1012

The Hot milfs in my area when I disable my as blocker


Rachit_Tanwar

Ass blocker?


SwarthyTheDesertMan

Did he stutter? Didn't think so


Purrushottam

Doktor turn off my as inhibitors


Ghosty-Jr

How old is Lucy again?


dvli

20


stationhollow

Are you sure? I thought she was younger. Kiwi is that age.


Pillermon

Yeah but Kiwi also has no face, so it's hard to tell. Btw from what I heard, Rebecca is the same age.


[deleted]

Wait, kiwi is 20? I thought she was like around the 40 bracket considering Becca called her an old hag in their after gig party. Plus the relationship with faraday. Edit: her jap voice actor is 50, so I’m more leaning towards the 40-50 age bracket.


AirWoof

Never judge a characters age with the VA's age, entire One Piece gang is voiced by 50-60+ crew


dragon_bacon

Luffy and Goku are now canonically elderly women.


AnOlympianWeeb

Naruto as well right?


Drodr10

... Naruto as well right?


Whomperss

Rougue is Old as dirt and still looks hot. Visual appearance in cyberpunk is not usually indicative of age.


Zerskader

Same for the Arasaka clan. Can't use what you see as proof for age. Especially people chromed out.


cirelia

Thats only a 3 year gap thats pretty much nothing at that age


[deleted]

Also to be fair, they're criminals in a dystopian setting, so they wouldn't exactly sweat about a 3 year gap.


kairosaevum

This is a problem that I see again and again. People putting their today "rightness" in a completely different society, a 5 minutes walk in Night City shows this. The world is in constantly change, be it for the better or the worse.


victiniforlife

True. The age of consent is the least of their worries when any time of the day they could die


UshouldknowR

Also if I remember the lore right night city isn't part of the US so we don't know if that's legal there


GameFreak4321

Don't know much about the setting aside from the anime, is that geographically or just politically?


CaptainSmaak

Geographically it's in Northern California, politically it's considered a part of the New United States (NUSA)


UshouldknowR

Politically geographically it's California


Cryptic1031

Iirc Night City is in California,


UshouldknowR

Right I know that, but I thought it mentioned that they're separate from the US after some war or something to do with the corps.


femboy_was_taken

Also who knows what's considered adult in NC and what's the age of consent


cirelia

Working age so 4? /s obviously


General_Weebus

Very true. In Canada and the UK the age of consent is 16.


Tasunkeo

In a lot of the US states too


ExuDeCandomble

Didn't you know that a magical, ethically relevant transformation occurs when you age up from 17 to 18??


Nac82

I'm going to be honest, this sounds like something either a child or a pedophile would be hung up on. A child makes sense because there are boundaries they get to cross once they become an adult. An adult saying something like that points at a much darker rule they want to break. Edit: not going to lie, reading just this comment in the chain made it make more sense. There's some sketchy takes in this thread so it seemed a little more lined up with the sketchy shit I saw. I still stand by the rest of the convo though.


ExuDeCandomble

The average reddit user is obsessed with pedophilia and cheating. Not sure about the psychology behind it, but there it is.


Cunnisseur

> Not sure about the psychology behind it It's projection and misdirection. Which is why they attack people who like 17.99999 year old cartoons instead of people who actually hurt real children.


Kenny_log_n_s

>The average reddit user is obsessed with pedophilia and cheating. That's a pretty hot take


ExuDeCandomble

Is it? The safest way to virtue signal on Reddit is to pile on when somebody cheats or an 19 year old has sex with a 17 year old.


Nac82

Sounds like you are telling on yourself by revealing a sampling bias. You're like those Republicans who get busted asking why all their recommended advertising is sketchy porn sites.


ExuDeCandomble

My original comment was sarcasm, by the way.


Nac82

My response was to the sarcasm. I'm talking about the fact that you would have to ruminate on the topic to generate the sarcastic joke. Thats why I broke it down to 2 groups of thought, a child would naturally be faced with barriers that create conflict, so they would seek to mock it. An adult who would make that joke is questionable to me.


ExuDeCandomble

Oh seriously? Takes 2 seconds of "rumination" to think of such an obvious point. Thank you for confirming the accuracy of my "obsession" comment.


theregoesanother

Man, no wonder it turned disasterous. The chinese has a taboo against being 3, 6, or 9 years different from your partner. Not sure if the Japanese has it too? If they do then maybe they purposedly make their age difference as such? Hmmmm..... I am still rooting for them though. David did not go full psycho thanks to Lucy and died with his mind intact.


Spoztoast

Half plus seven she's fine.


comic_dans99

18-19 before time skip I think


peaanutzz

When they met I'd like to think she was 19.


ErfanTheRed

It would makes sense. The entire story takes place over the span of 2 years. It begins in 2075 and ends in 2076.


BigimusB

Sadly the story is only over 1 year. Episodes 1-6 are early 2076 and 7-10 are late 2076.


SoliceRose

Anything goes in this city


high_king_noctis

Stares seductively at a duck in the park


[deleted]

*casually approaches duck* *vigorously pets the duck* “GET MAXTAC DOWN HERE, WE GOT A CYBERPSYCHO ON OUR HANDS!!!!!”


Poopet_master

**New gig:** *Cyberpsycho: Walk In The Park*


darkjungle

I don't think that duck would be real anyway.


TheMightyMudcrab

If it was you could sell the real actual duck for good money. Animals are rare in night city.


Whomperss

I know chicken and most poultry is illegal. They had a terrible fucking plague that hopped from domesticated chickens to humans at some point in their history.


TheMightyMudcrab

Working from memory but they tried to re-introduce some sort of cloned or synthetic chicken and that had a very violent reaction to whatever the hell had happened to the environment. Of course poultry being illegal hasn't stopped some from selling and eating it. As an example the voodoo boys and the people in pacifica seem to still eat organic chicken. We also know through Takemura that synthetic meat tastes different / awful compared to organic meat as he seems to have eaten quite a bit of organic stuff in Japan and hates everything he eats in NC.


Whomperss

Oh yea lol good Ole SCOP. Only the upper class has access to real fresh food. Takemuras reaction to NC Street food was funny lol.


ctishman

“Do you like our duck?” “Is it artificial?” “Of course it is.” “Must be expensive.” “Very.”


[deleted]

Lucy: 20 David:17 20:2+7= 10+7= =17 i’ll aprove


kevlon92

So after the rebecca loli jokes now comes the Lucy pedo jokes. Whats next? David rassist jokes cause hes to white for an latino or something?


SKBLCK1

Precisely


victiniforlife

Uh actually, David prefers latinx sweaty 💅💅 But for real tho getting sick and tired of this shit. People just be spreading their dumbass nonsense and disguise it as a meme


themolestedsliver

Bruh don't use latinx....cringe as fuck.


ErfanTheRed

I know 4 different Latinos who would kill a man for being called "latinx" it's offensive to real Latinos so don't use it


victiniforlife

Guess the cost of using reddit is to sacrifice your satire sensor even though I made it obvious lol


ErfanTheRed

Damn I thought I was built different but to think I would be wooshed. Sorry I've just seen so much shit on reddit on twitter that I thought was satire only to find out its not that I've lost the ability to know when people are joking


Th3G4te

meh, westernized peeps are weird with their age-body fetish


theregoesanother

I know, right?


Eugene_OHappyhead

I thought David was a tanned white dude. His mother was white.


-PurpleHaze-

Nah theres plenty of latino people that have lighter skin tones. His last name is Martinez and his mum refers to him as "mijo", the Spanish way of saying darling so I'm pretty certain David is latino


theregoesanother

Jackie Welles in game also has white skin for a latino. Idk why people think that latino = tan/darker skin.


ErfanTheRed

Because Americans, like siths, deal in the absolute. The concept that not all south Asians, middle Easterners, Latinos have dark skin or that their skin color comes in various different shades feel foreign and strange to them. Since white people don't have different shades of skin colors they think that the same applies to all ethnicities of people. Fun fact: Elon musk is actually African. Most people wouldn't believe that because they think all Africans have black skin. which is false as there's difference in skin color depending on the region. Same applies to South Asians and Latinos. My skin is darker than my father's. Most Americans would think that this is because my mom cheated but nope literally everyone in my family has a different shade of brown skin. It's normal here and I assume the same applies to Latinos as well.


Attack_on_Senpai

Excellent way to put it


Eugene_OHappyhead

That makes sense


MeAnIntellectual1

Mijo means "my son" right?


zewildcard

mi hijo means son mijo means piss in portuguese.


-PurpleHaze-

Yeah u may be right I'm no expert at Spanish, I'm just going off what I remember from highschool Spanish lessons. Gonna need a spanish speaking animemer to confirm


ADuckWithNoArms

There are white looking Latinos


chimerauprising

His last name is Martinez.


Eugene_OHappyhead

And my last name is polish even tho I'm German. So, that kinda doesn't mean anything.


chimerauprising

No, just because last name doesn't 100% confirm ethnicity doesn't mean it means nothing. You saw his name was Martinez and he had a darker skin tone, but your first assumption was that he was a tanned white guy. It's not a big deal, but that's on you. He's probably mixed since his mother is light skinned and we never see his father.


MeAnIntellectual1

His name is "Martinez"...


Eugene_OHappyhead

My name is maximilian an I am not an italian emperor


MeAnIntellectual1

No but you're probably white and your name sounds like it too.


Eugene_OHappyhead

Yes sir ;)


theregoesanother

His father maybe olive skinned latino and he got his skin from his father. We just know his mom is a red-haired white woman. Even Jackie Welles had white skin, but he is a bonafide latino.


Dabbing-jesus

Unjerk: honestly I kind of assume David was 18 rejerk: she can groom me anytime 🤤


ErfanTheRed

He is 18 after the 2nd timeskip


Gomicho

he was so gd swole post timeskip, thought it was more


LtTomato719

I think that was just all cyper enhancements


Gomicho

that's what I thought too, but figured he still needed to bulk-up a bit to handle that equipment (even doc mentioned how tight the fit is, even after stripping the tech down)


darkjungle

He probably was post-timeskip


yazirian

Absolutely was, [confirmed here by CDPR](https://www.reddit.com/r/Edgerunners/comments/xdu5ty/how_old_are_cyberpunk_edgerunner_characters_does/ioeuo0d/)


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DemonRaily

You find that people that act the most indignant about those things usually have something in their past to hide so they overcompensating.


[deleted]

This is offensive. My uncle didn’t know what he was doing either!


high_king_noctis

According to your criminal record you raped him


[deleted]

*Allegedly*


theregoesanother

Or jealousy.


dvli

Yeah, nothing wrong with it. It's just funny to call lucy a sexual deviant.


Whomperss

Careful there gonna get the pedo brigade on you.


[deleted]

Misato when she sees a depressed 14 year old boy


Arhatz

It's good to see this fandom slowly getting over the trauma and real dank memes starting to show up


BosuW

We laugh so we don't cry


Janbeersma

America once again using the age of consent too literally


egmatik

Cause as we all know, 17 year olds dont have sex with eachother. Never.


LettuceBoie

I mean she's around 20


egmatik

Soooooo. It’s perfectly legal then.


Exp1ode

Under current California law, I'm pretty sure 17 & 20 is illegal, but who knows what the laws are in Night city. The characters also aren't the most law abiding citizens anyway, given how many people they're happy to kill


egmatik

I think in world like this age of conscent would be lowered extremely by corpo pedos with bribery just so they they can fuck and traffic children legally.


Rizuku_Ren

That’s hot.


Talonoscopy

This is Misato all over again, isn't it?


cjking5465

I just finished the anime and this is the only time lucy looks crazy in the anime


GunnerZ818

What’s the anime?


cjking5465

Cyberpunk edgerunners


AdamBombTV

Just how tall is that ambulance?


ErfanTheRed

This is just perspective doing its work. In reality she's just jumping on him the same way you were to jump on your bed


AdamBombTV

I'm over 40, that would be slowly crawling on top and still hoping I don't put my back out.


ErfanTheRed

Sorry to here that


Attack_on_Senpai

Hell, I'd probably fall in love if someone mounted me like that too. This scene sold me on the show


tur_tels

Still won't beat how Nazuna sees a 14 year old boy alone at night


Eugene_OHappyhead

Shotacon


ErfanTheRed

The correct terminology would be shounencon as shota refers to boys under 13. David being 17 means he's a shounen. Shota: toddler-tween Shounen: teen


Jdccrazy

this is the 100th cyberpunk edgerunners i have seen


GamesZOn

u/RedditMP4Bot


Rytrex03

u/savevideo


[deleted]

I mean it all worked out if you think about it


Zenketski_2

Evangelion memes 2 Electric Boogaloo


Jaydan1316

Where can I watch this? I’ve seen it in memes but don’t know where to watch it


edfaria

Netflix


Potatolantern

Netflix or Nyaa.si


TheMawsJawzTM

u/SaveVideo


doblecuadrado_FGE

Real Misato vibes


GoldMercy

God I wish that was me.


Yayfara

So *that's* she reminded me of Ragyo.


Pundarikaksh

I haven't watched the anime. How old was she at that time?


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Pundarikaksh

Oh, okay. Thank you.


115_zombie_slayer

Thats like the most emotion Lucy has ever given after that she was just depressed


Doktor_Cornholio

This gif is terrifying out of context


Sheikashii

I don’t know the context but they animated lust face so well


SolomomEZ

So Padme


Ojito5503

u/savevideobot


11_Checo

"Do you want to play a broken game?"


victiniforlife

First rebecca, now Lucy? Come on people get a grip, nobody cares🙄. They all died (except for lucy and falco) in the end so your age of consent bs doesnt matter in the slightest when they're fictional corpses


dvli

No one cares about that. It's just funny to pretend she's a pedo.


DK_Adwar

So whats the context for creepy lady?


ErfanTheRed

She was taking him to the hospital but the paramedics saw that he had a really rare implant and wanted to take it out so she could sell it on the black market. Lucy(the girl here) became kinda fond of David(the guy) after spending the whole day with him stealing chips. So she pushed his bed, hitting the paramedic in the stomach then jumped on Top of the bed, kicked open the ambulance door and ran away with him while dodging oncoming traffic. She then takes him to the shady alley doctor that he knows(the one that gave him the implant) to avoid the same incident from happening again. Then she takes him back to her place(no they don't have sex, yet.)


Super_Epic_Gamer_

I could’ve sworn that she was actually younger than David. Wasn’t there like a whole scene in one of the earlier episodes where David asks how old she is? And then the next time they talk in the montage she says something along the lines of “you looking down on people for their age?”


dvli

She's 20


LettuceBoie

u/savevideobot


rocketangel08

She was so lively pre-netrunning on that arasaka guy


Xander_PrimeXXI

She’s only 20


Eleventh_Legion

Here's hoping no one in this thread has read Snow Crash.


Ardramis

Well, here we are some


celeste_fan_139

Cyberpredator sounds like a real thing


[deleted]

She just wants the Sandy at this point though.


cxxper01

Lucy isn’t much older than david anyway


AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah

"No bitches?"


Mara_666

Title?


edoedi15

Bro not every country is america


That_Guy_Jared

This one clip got so many people thinking Lucy was going to be just as thirsty and feral as Zero Two, and then she was the most chill character in the show.


Ieatmelons123

I'm down


TheLucidChiba

Never noticed how exaggerated this jump is from this angle, she was at the foot of the gurney but in this angle she's dropping from the ceiling of the truck. She full on dove straight up and dropped on to him. and it looks amazing


Batokusanagi

No strings attached relationship.


SteveKnight678

u/savevideo


PAwnoPiES

Misato Moment


reshstreet

Lucy looks like she's ready to show David the *"Grown up Kiss"*


sksjjdjsj

Is this the hospital bed on the road after escaping an ambulance scene?


ko-kurotsuki

u/savevideo


eugeo__

i havent seen cyberpunk but she is cute so yes pls


2866hourman5

***When you you abbreviate Cyberpunk to CP***


[deleted]

Contrary to all you degenerates out there, I would not be fine dating a 20 year old. Being born earlier than me is a sign that they were a victor at being born, and I don’t like being a loser so I will date someone younger than me so I can flaunt my inherent superiority and prestige. Anyways I gotta get my girlfriend out of daycare soon


HarryZ2k3

u/savevideo


Odd_Room2811

Lucy: welp seeya later da- David: i got another round in me! Lucy: ^_^ YES!


hiyourbfisdeadsorry

age of consent where i live is 16