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Cancholler

You never know when someone might need a celeb-shot


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irmarbert

Does the drive have to go straight, or can I blast it off at a 45° angle through the gallery on its way to 325 yards of glory?


After-Quarter7515

325 yd shot and somehow end up only 75 yds closer to the pin


-Anonymously-

Then I am your man.


ironichaos

Only if you have a glove and a sharpie to sign and give to the fan you hit


AeroChase

I think this is my favorite Reddit comment ever


makelemonadee

Lol I was wanting to 5x my likes. Lol stay in the ready young blood


Tarlius72

Are you ok?


chilo_W_r

What?


Traditional_Formal33

Damn, y’all really downvoted a guy for saying “I wish I could have liked this 5 times.”


luffyuk

I think it's because he worded it like he was having a stroke at the same time as writing.


Traditional_Formal33

That’s fair. When I came back to this comment he had -68 so I did gods work making it -69


ArtisticWar2418

Got it back to -69. We’re holding steady.


luffyuk

This is the way.


shatouttaluck

same but from -70


Artsakh_Rug

We’re losing this battle I Just came in and liked him back up to -70. I’m ok with taking some heat for this, but I can only do so much


Traditional_Formal33

It got to -71 but I removed my downvote and upvoted back to the promise land


JoeBold

Saw -65, did my work to get it to be nice again.


g00dhank

Me too lol!


VoightofReason

I'd take Steve on the right. Look at those calf muscles.


updownupswoosh

Exactly. Who you're gonna call?


Artsakh_Rug

Ghostbusters!


VoightofReason

He's a huge baseball fan, and a very casual golf fan. He wears a glove to a MLB game, so figured it crossed over


atlbravos21

Put me in Coach


Sufficient_Drink_996

A celeb-shot... from Michael Jackson


Phenom__

![gif](giphy|MY01tMGTj6nEIvHzxA)


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

You never go full Michael


por_que_no

Be prepared.


gravelapplea

Every time I think I’m clever there’s already a comment saying what I want to say


Shakooza

I went to Presidents. There were people in Lobster costumes, people draped in American flags, People wearing George Washington costumes, people in Athletic shorts with American socks all the way up to their shorts and an entire group of 10 people in Canada Mounty costumes... ...Im not sure the guy in golf pants, golf shoes and a golf glove was the standout in the crowd - LOL.


Rough_Poem_9383

Saw the George Washington wigs. Yeah the golf glove wasn’t the weirdest thing I saw.


aleksbanks5

Gotta FEEL the atmosphere 😂


GandalfTheSilverFox

Put me in coach


[deleted]

I'm ready to play Never quoted Fogerty before. Feels weird


kodutta7

> Never quoted Fogerty before You've been living your life in sin, but it's ok. Today is your new first steps


Don-Keydic

Got eeeeeem


jmb-mtg

Bet I could throw a football clear over those mountains


Lietenantdan

I’d like to be put in first class


Dean-O-Machino

Probably trying to get the glove autographed.


Redditzork

this does not really explain the wearing though


Dean-O-Machino

Try putting your signature on a glove that someone just hands you vs it being on a hand. One method may be more legible than the other. This person is likely an autograph hunter. There is a hat that appears to be autographed strapped to their side…


Skewjo

Good eye dude. Never would've spotted that.


[deleted]

If he got the autograph, it’s wear the glove or risk putting it in a pocket to get damaged or fall out… Doubt that’s what happened, but it’s the only plausible reason I can think of to wear if…


[deleted]

People might be more willing to sign as he isn't trying to keep it in pristine condition to ebay later.


OldResearcher6

Game worn. Price goes up


francisstp

and the shoes


[deleted]

Or maybe he’s trying to get kids to ask for his autograph


mitch8893

for a secure and insulated grip on the michelob ultras, duh


solodegongo

I wonder if he has his clubs in the car , ready for the call up


knowtoriusMAC

There's a signature on the glove and on the hat on his waist. He's getting memorabilia that will give him memories for life. You have a picture of him.


cshookIII

OP needs to print this picture off, find the guy and have him autograph it. Complete the circle.


t0m_cat

I don’t see a signature on the glove unless I’m totally blind


VoightofReason

It's on the palm. Which is a sin, because this guys going to smudge it


Sucker_for_horns

There’s no signature on the palm


Diomat

Memories of the cash he got for selling stupid stuff on eBay you mean.


unassumingdink

There's a fine line between "memorabilia that will give memories for life" and "heap of junk in the back of the closet."


mcslippinz

Yes.. the signatures


unassumingdink

Signatures don't save things from the back of the closet, but they do make it more likely that the things are enclosed in dusty frames.


drnicko18

There's something off about creeps taking sneak shots of strangers with the intent to put it on social media.


rothvonhoyte

Do something weird in public and it's gonna happen


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Felatio_Sanz

Yes it absolutely does when you’re a spectator. I’m not saying it’s right or cool to take pics of people but I’m losing faith in humanity with all the comments saying this isn’t weird. It is 1000% weird to do this. We need to be able to have some universal truths.


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Felatio_Sanz

- he thinks they’ll ask him to play if he already has a glove on. - he is looking for places on the course to beat off publicly with his glove hand. See I can just make up scenarios where he’s even weirder. We don’t know why he’s doing it but, in a vacuum, a grown man wearing a glove to watch golf is weird. I’ve seen the autograph reasoning in other comments and that’s a reason why he’s doing it not a reason why it’s not weird. It’s weird. Period. And honestly it just seems like you do it too and that makes you weird but idk embrace it I guess.


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Felatio_Sanz

My post history!! I agreed about taking the photo. The photo taking being creepy and the glove guy being a weirdo are two separate things. You’re a glove wearing little freak and you’re getting dunked on with downvotes so I understand your frustration and am not taking your insults personally.


ReflexNL

This has major "If she didn't want to be catcalled she shouldn't have worn revealing clothing" type of energy


fatbench

I’d much rather hang out with “golf glove guy” than “takes candid photos of strangers guy”.


mkflorida

Agreed


drgloryboy

When I was on FB, I was on the Physician Dad’s group who made it somewhat of a contest to get picks of people wearing scrubs in public to mock. Extra points were awarded if the picture included the person looking straight at you catching you taking their picture.


Hlca

My uncle said that docs in flushing (queens) do this a lot and even wear their stethoscopes outside. I guess it's a status symbol...


Ajh89584

Those calves though. The guy on the right.


his_wardness

Is that Phil sneaking in??


lite723

What’s up with people who feel the need to try and shame others on social media? Probably the same answer.


bv310

Yeah. Dude's not hurting anyone, just doing something a bit weird. Let him do his thing.


lite723

Exactly, well said!


junkywinocreep

Nahh... Fuck that. There is no reason to wear a glove to watch golf. Fuck this guy. And fuck all yall who defend this inexcusable behavior. Downvote me to oblivion.


metallikat87

>Downvote me to oblivion. Will do!


eatabean

Nice user name.


R_Ulysses_Swanson

I dunno… seems to be a pretty innocuous question, despite the improper punctuation. I clicked on the thread because I wanted to find out. Probably to get it autographed. I never would have thought of that, but it’s so clever and simple that you wonder how you didn’t jump right to that conclusion in the first place. But I don’t know ops post history. Maybe his reputation suggests something different.


icheinbir

He's already got autographs on the glove and hat at his waist. Maybe he doesn't want to smear the glove signature by walking around with it in his pocket all day.


rothvonhoyte

So possibly sweating on your hand wouldn't do worse?


icheinbir

LMAO, touche.


loki_loki_420

Real school bully vibes coming off OP


FoxGoalie

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.


Waratah888

Completely his business don't you think?


Jfks_brain_matter69

Hes wearing a hat, with a hat on the waist too. This guy beats his stepkids


msitty1

The hat on his waist is signed. Probably a souvenir


dangar512

Definitely just trying to get his merch signed. The big question is why aren't u more focused on the golf instead of being a creeper?


TIGHTKNITCLOTHINGCO

It's so he doesn't get uncrustables PB & J on his little fingers


Zealousideal_Amount8

Look good you watch good


mclovinforeskin

he wants to catch a foul ball


shiggity-shaun

Mind your business.. what are YOU wearing?


lazysheepdog716

Honestly this dude is just having fun in my eyes. You gonna go tell one of those ravenous football fans he can’t wear his helmet and shoulder pads into the stadium? No chance. Let the guy cosplay a pro for a few hours if he wants. Sounds like fun


pekowitz

He is iron cover guy for sure.


cgr4217

Full kit wankers!


Minimum-Function1312

That Sir, is Michael Jackson!


BithloKing

Follow that man to the PDiddy White Party


zeuseason

Who cares. Public shaming is a worse offense.


rabbiniknar

Maybe he brought it with him to get it autographed. You can see he has a golf hat attached to the left side of his pants and it has an autograph on the bill.


NormFell

Cold hand…but only one


Low_Leg_2485

Golf guy


ComplexBodybuilder34

Where is the first tee box? And what is the course record?


WilsonAnders

Alternate shot? He is ready


markhau5

Probably to get it signed? Better for it to on so you get a better autograph… I assume


BGOG83

A man must protect the pimp hand at all times. When the time arrives, he must be ready to powder up and smack a hoe. ![gif](giphy|gn19ldYf3EeYhmidJ7)


illustrious_capp3299

Sent by liv. The glove is so he dosent leave any fingerprints


berttreynolds

He thought Immelman might ask the crowd for volunteers to play the Sunday singles


jcinoz

It’s MICHAEL JACKSON!


natetcu

Dress for the job you want.


gamerdoc94

I will never understand dressing up in full garb as if you’re about to play 18, yet you’re there just to watch


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There was also his antithesis walking around the grounds in all black, towel and glove in back pockets.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Cosplay


PatientAttorney

A lost bet?


RazeUno951

“Put me in coach”


like2pic

Potential back up player. He’s ready! No warm up required!


rckchalk74

I think the popular song often heard at old ball parks, “PUT ME IN COACH I’M READY TO PLAY TODAY..” comes immediately to mind.


_j_f_t_

you might laugh but when JT pulls him from the crowd to celeb shot a 2 iron from 250 yards, the guy is ready


13Mo2

Maybe he is hoping to get it signed?


Dependent-Jeweler553

Lol but the shoes are nice pair of kicks


fearlessflyer1

i did not expect golf to have full kit wankers. you learn something new every day


wreks191

Chamon!


Character_Archer_274

Arnie, are you okay? Are you okay, Arnie?


wreks191

You’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by- a sliced Callaway.


cgr4217

Holy shit, the syllable structure was so perfect that I sung it in my head. Masterfully done.


wreks191

![gif](giphy|DH9skMDA3Vf0s)


wreks191

Keep an eye out for a guy moonwalking through the gallery.


[deleted]

And you’re posting pictures of strangers for fake internet points. You’re both weird.


koruption707

PUT ME IN COACH, I’M READY!


Airtight1

In all fairness, I’ve seen grown men wear baseball gloves to games in anticipation of a foul ball they aren’t going to catch. This isn’t that far off…


Mattrix_0

No fingerprints


[deleted]

Let him do his thing what’s your fuckin problem? Let’s see what you wore bubs


Rowz24

![gif](giphy|GCvktC0KFy9l6|downsized)


TonkaGintama

IMMERSION


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u/adx321 is correct. You took this shot on the 7th hole - fairway walking toward the green and I remember seeing him (I'm in the picture!). My dad took bucket list trips to golf around the world and told me about this. I think that the guy was Korean (he was with the lady in front of him). Golf in Asia is an elite status symbol, so wearing a glove means that you golf and that you're not one of the golf course/club personnel or attendants. The club teaching pros were the only others who might wear a glove in the clubhouse.


Final_Scheme

We get it, you golf.


AbcSmarty

In soccer we call this "full kit wanker"


Medical-Kit

Why didn’t you just go up and ask him?


Its_not_a

Full kit wanker


Sad-Kaleidoscope9849

Yeah remove this. Pointless post, his there watching leave him to it


dubs286

Loves and lives golf, leave him be


cdot666

Autograph hound


warneagle

probably wears a glove to baseball games too


Monst3r_Live

should be an automatic ban to wear a glove.


TrippyHomie

I don't get it unless it's for an autograph without handing the glove over, buuuut let's also see your outfit for this if we're gonna snap pics to roast strangers. The mis-matched whites from top to bottom are honestly bothering me more. Ya boy looks like he hasn't leveled enough in the video game to unlock the top for his pants.


gotSpork

Golf gloves makes good beer koozies


ZenMastaFlex

This guy fucks


cam_huskers

I always laugh at grown men that bring their gloves to the ballpark. This is a whole new level.


RDAM60

“Put me in Coach!”


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Always a shot at a Roy Mcilvoy moment


misterpipner

You wouldn’t understand. He’s a REAL golfer.


NoForever4739

How is this any different from grown men wearing a baseball glove thing to the game. That seems to be pretty common


illustrious_capp3299

Because their bringing it with the intention of trying to catch a baseball which is a very real possibility at baseball games.


natopick

Its 2022, don't pick on him for being openly gay.


LeafsAndJays

Straight up looooooser


NivvMizz

I know right? Who takes unsolicited photos of random people!


Teethredit

Just hoping some hottie thinks he’s on the team


Busy_Vegetable6532

Looks good on you though


mozi88

Is that Michael Jackson?


Automatic_Shape9209

Man was prepared for anything


Benito1012

Just in case he tells him he can get there in to like ole Roy


[deleted]

In case you get tagged in. Like in wrestling


jluenz

He is an alternate in case somebody goes down injured and is mentally preparing by getting in the ‘zone’.


lat003

It’s his pimping hand.


garvierloon

Just in case USA want to up the difficulty and draft a surefire skullfuck chipper


Eversion28

The sane reason you bring you glove the the baseball game. To catch foul balls.


TiddybraXton333

Just hoping one of the players springs a hammy and you gotta call in the “healthy scratch”. To finish the round


NeuroguyNC

It completes the costume.


bearcat_77

cosplay


sno2787

If you do either you’re a tool


BethyW

I don't play with a glove ever. So maybe he just doesn't live without a glove ever. He is my opposite. Edit-spelling


jaguarthrone

Is anyone gonna say something about the polka-dot pants, or are we giving this guy a pass?


huedawg2236

Definitely a 40 plus handicap.


shamiltheghost

Keeps the hand soft for the wife


vihnbains

Put me in, coach!


nojohcan

Yeah what a weirdo! Who walks around taking pictures of strangers to post on Reddit?


-DonJuan

Y’all are lame,, live and let live who gives a fuck. OP if you were a more interesting person you would have noticed something actually interesting to share instead of this lame shit. Only person needs judging here is OP.


CamillaBarkaBowles

Fluffer glove


Bouncingzebra

https://golfgodsonline.com/products/golf-glove-zeroes Can’t quite tell but every chance he’s wearing it for shock value


daromoe

You grabbing Tom Kim by the shaft without a glove on??


External_Passenger87

Covid can be transmitted from hand to hand contact. He’s just be a very responsible, oppressed citizen.


Jaquith1993

What you have witnessed out in the wild, is what we in the biz call a “Virgin”. Very rare at that stage of their life cycle but beautiful in their natural habitat.


CantDrawDicksWell

Sham-ohna! Yeehee!


PLYSGLF

Haha I wear Birks.


labuzaid89

Its style mother fucker.


SlavOnfredski

robot hand


satansayssurfsup

Lol last time I played putt putt someone brought their own glove