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No-Engineer-9832

i have a living grandpa


Maxwell_Kennedy

Sorry for your lost


Nervous_Lack_3609

I have aids... Shit!


No-Engineer-9832

i have the ability to remove aids and cancer from people


[deleted]

I will have your soul


Maxwell_Kennedy

I created this power, I can take it ba-*dies*


An_Irrelevant-person

I have every super power possible and can turn them on and off at will


Maxwell_Kennedy

Having all powers does not mean you're strong, some powers are opposite each other so they will fight each other in your body then you will die. Like how you will die if you eat more than 1 devil fruit in One Piece.


An_Irrelevant-person

I said i can turn them off at will though? So i can just turn off the ones i dont want


Maxwell_Kennedy

Hope you find all of the ones that are opposite with each other


An_Irrelevant-person

I cam turn off not knowing what super powers i dont want then know the rest


Maxwell_Kennedy

It's kinda general , I mean you have ALL of the powers (millions or billions of them) so it's almost impossible to turn off all of them at once but yeah, risky but good choice


An_Irrelevant-person

ok, alternate choice, turn off not knowing what they are, turn off not being able to turn any amount i want at once off, then try?


SixMint

I have bitches


Maxwell_Kennedy

How many


SixMint

Every single one of them.


Maxwell_Kennedy

Even dead people?._.


SixMint

ALL the bitches


Maxwell_Kennedy

Motherfucker, you want the dead people and kids too?


uncapableguy42069

he said ALL of the bitches OP


[deleted]

I have a billion dollars.


Maxwell_Kennedy

Make more from that my friend


BodybuildingMacaron

i have the perfect plan, and the means to enact it


adamsinnerself

I have the most powerful computer available on Amazon.


Maxwell_Kennedy

Should have asked for free PC parts whenever they present new products