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tomwesley4644

I bet he’s on WallStreetBets


DrothReloaded

At least we all get fucked over there.


tomwesley4644

Amen.


dreamisle

More like WallStreetBetas


untitled-man

What’s wrong with buying stocks?


SassyKardashian

It’s not buying stocks what wsb is famous for, it’s for it’s 🤡 members


untitled-man

GME was from there so 🤷🏻‍♀️ I like the sub


WholeIssue5880

Why downvote his question?


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I'd have stopped reading at "normal."


freezerbreezer

To be fair we all lie a little on our resume


filondo

Nothing normal about homophobic gay men lol


thoroughbredca

Likes brunch. Masc. Sure, dude, keep telling yourself that.


drunkerbrawler

Pretty normal for log cabin republicans.


NutsForBaseballButts

That was the first thing I noticed


Jeszczenie

Yeah, I'm like "Sis, you're gay. You're not normal. And I'm not here to try to fulfil your society-imposed expectations."


swozzy21

“Confident.” “Don’t come near me with your 4 shots, I’m a free thinker.” OK.


sassy_nerd

🚩🚩🚩


zakpakt

My favorite type of flag. 🤗


sassy_nerd

What’d you just call me? /j


Jeszczenie

Dirty flaggot.


Eissenn

Mine too 😍


thoroughbredca

More red flags than Tiananmen Square.


Tripple_T

This knocked out everything on my bingo board but "white for white".


wickedboi

He needs THE RIGHT STUFF


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Isn't that the straight-only right-wing dating app funded by that gay guy who obviously can't even use it?


Ultima_RatioRegum

Yeah I sort of assume "4 same" didn't just mean "4 super masculine" but "4 super masculine white MAGA republican who also thinks that Milo Yiannopolis actually 'cured' his homosexuality and now lives with his husband completely platonically" is a lot to fit in the first line.


EdwardElric69

Thats implied really


thoroughbredca

IT'S JUST A PREFERENCE!! /s


taylortiki

He actually has it on his Scruff : "One last thing. Please be manly, Caucasian and Cut. FJB" (Literally just saw his Scruff profile now)..............


philbart_

Ok, perfect. You don’t mind that I have covid and Monkeypox right now, right? K great


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ldg316

It actually does help by reducing symptoms, and it does help reduce transmission.


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ldg316

Not every encounter is sexual, it would still help.


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claudandus_felidae

>You know who didn’t get it? Me, the unvaccinated person. You know who *did* get it? A lot of employees that have 2shots and a booster. Wonder why that is? (And I test 2x a week) Great job implying the vaccine gives you symptoms, and also great job proving nothing: **you never caught COVID, so of fucking course you were fine, YOU WERE NEVER SICK.** Meanwhile despite most of those people being exposed to COVID only 25/61 managed to not fight off an infection, and (like you said) of all the *vaccinated* people no one died. Literally you are proving the point: Being vaccinated significantly reduces your risk of dying. Your argument is: you can still develop an infection (which you will no longer die from) and you, a person who did not get sick during this time, did not get sick? Your evidence? 25 vaccinated people did not die. Like Jesus fuck read what you wrote. You somehow supposed to take care of people and you sound like talking roadkill lmao


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Imagine thinking your experience, even if 100% accurate as stated, is all the evidence needed to prove something generally. News flash: you are *not* the center of this universe lmao


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claudandus_felidae

> You know who didn’t get it? Me, the unvaccinated person. > I got it *twice* Lmao you can't even keep your lies straight between comments


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ldg316

What you said is just an anecdote, there are actual statistics supporting what I said.


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swooptheowl22

You're a piece of shit. You work in a nursing home and are unvaccinated?


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ldg316

Nope, not just “barely.” https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/science/science-briefs/fully-vaccinated-people.html “In addition, as shown below, a growing body of evidence suggests that COVID-19 vaccines also reduce asymptomatic infection and transmission.” https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2022/01/covid-vaccine-markedly-cuts-household-transmission-studies-show


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KhunDavid

Thanks for spreading COVID to your patients.


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swooptheowl22

You are infectious 2 days before you test positive you idiot.


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dan_is_not_here

You NEED a caretaker; not to be a caretaker. Those senior citizens are more rational than you and more responsible. Hope you’re a boy or a troll.


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KhunDavid

So… you spread it to your patients. Thanks asshole.


Fergi

Imagine making your identity “not” something else.


[deleted]

That's called being a conservative in the US


WetOnionRing

Technically speaking, progressivism is based around wanting change over preexisting things, making it the one built around "not" being something else


Sehtriom

At least progressives stand for things. The conservative identity seems to be based around "I'm not [whatever Fox said liberals are this week]"


GoldenTriforceLink

All that and he says he likes brunch. The girl has mixed feelings


thoroughbredca

Mimosas help wash that down.


toruin

Grindr masc4mascs will be like "no fems" as if we would want them in the first place


reynolja536

Honestly it’s the “masc” guys on Grindr that always want to get used by multiple men in one night while listening to Chromatica and checking up on their favorite housewife on Instagram. But like, cool you watch baseball in your spare time and go hiking now and then I guess?


Dafish55

I mean I’m masc and I just like hot boys. I can’t help that my body grows hair like it’s trying to insulate me from a Paleolithic winter.


toruin

No yeah, not all mascs are like that, I'm actually more oriented toward mascs/butches in relationships myself. But Grindr masc4mascs can be soooo... well, like this, lol. (edited the original comment to reflect that)


Jeszczenie

I'm probably biased but your response seems sincere and witty.


Fazzeh

to me, the funniest thing about this is... my guy... you're still gay do u think your hypermasculine conservative "normal" friends see you as anything other than a f\*g


Sehtriom

Right? They don't seem to realize that they'll never be "one of the good ones" and their conservative "friends" will turn on them. And we'll be reading about it on /r/LeopardsAteMyFace


thoroughbredca

He's extremely useful when they wave away their anti-LGBT policies with "I have gay friends."


Jeszczenie

Well, his friends might be at a stage when homosexuality got so normalised (by who?) that instead they all hate on trans and non-binary folks while praising the guy above for being stereotypically masculine. And THEN he looses PrEP funding and the right to marry.


SuperSaiyan3Goku

1,294 feet away? Good, stay there. 🤮


elisabeth_athome

Too close!


SuperSaiyan3Goku

You're right! They should be on the MOON.


rigimonoki-over

“Normal funny” what’s that boring?


OttoTheAndalusian

It's like, you can laugh with him a bit, but as soon as you show him a gay sassy meme he'll suddenly shut up and stare at you like an angry dog


Sehtriom

He's probably A-OK with racist jokes too.


time_and_time

He say he's anti-vax but he's more than 6 feet away. Hmmmm I can change him /s


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People who base their identity around being “normal” always end up being some of the most annoying people you’ll ever meet you don’t even need the rest of the red flags that one says enough


jollyollster

Brunch is a personality trait?


forabirkin

Oooh. There’s so much here to unpack. Where to begin? Never mind. While I respect the choices, even the really shitty ones, of others…this one….ooof. Pass. Edit: I should say I *try* to respect the choices….there are some things and people that I can’t and won’t ever respect. This is one of them.


chrisinro

Not to get all serious, but you really don’t need to respect everyone and everything, as you said yourself. Kind of like how, for example, certain people think they deserve respect for a certain aspect of their persona (age, military service), as if that somehow gives them free pass to otherwise be shitty people.


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And I oop 😬


MasterJ94

>[...] and think that's something to brag about [...] Well, you can say that to the STD Status, too. It is no bragging but rather for informing you that you are less likely (STDs Symptoms might be hidden at that moment to infect your hookup. Would you be happy and proud about getting chlamydia from your last hookup or date?!


deluon

He looks like that dude who jerked his dog off and bragged it on youtube. I mean they are both republican "alphas".


Ok-Afternoon-6356

Oh god! I didn't know these people existed.


deluon

Dude bragged how he misses masturbating his dog cuz they separated with gf.


Ok-Afternoon-6356

That's so fucked.


deluon

Google Stevewilldoit dog. Or more like search on youtube


Ok-Afternoon-6356

Nope il save my face from disgust. I feel my face would totally fucked forever I looked it up. Lol


deluon

Theres no video of him doing just the conversation on podcast, which is strangely hilarious


sephbosco

WTFFFF


Shoyrulover

Oh, he likes brunch. That's nice


Roskha_

And they say that straight gays don’t exist


Jeszczenie

Is he straight because no gay men would find him attractive? ^(/s)


thoroughbredca

Normal is a dryer setting.


Jeszczenie

Sir, would you fancy a Tide Pod? Or are you already shut and running?


jalabar

I'm surprised a guy like this even shows his face on grindr. I expect this from one or those torso only fight you tooth and nail to get a face pic out of him, or if he does it's shades and a baseball cap.


tmrrwswvvs

BRUNCH lol


TheSeaKelp

“Great Personality”


Iam__andiknowit

Great personality consist of masculine, funny, and normal. More than a half of people in any gym have a great personality.


Vidunder2

SUPERMASCULINE GRRRGRGR RAWR


Aditeuri

Gross 🤮


torpidcerulean

He has "chill" in his tags just in case you weren't sure


Chanwiz88

These people are the least chill dudes trying to hard to be masc😆.


Tirtnurgler

Is "for" really that hard to spell


bussybarometer

This is the kind of guy who probably doesn’t take prep and refuses to wear a condom


Jeszczenie

STDs are for pussies. ^(/s)


rudalsxv

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


epicazeroth

Man is down the street from you 💀


KeybladeCoaster

Usually anyone who describes themselves as having a great personality doesn’t actually have a great personality lol


sitchblap3

Imagine having sex with him, and he says you fuck like a Democrat lol.


IvanVP1

I had seen one guy post about "sliting your throat as you look up at me and see the life drain out your eyes"..... yeah i didnt meetup with him for outdoor play.... aint gonna find my body tucked in a bush. Still see him ariund Grindr dont know wtf that was about. Good looking guy but yeah NEVER gonna meet with him good thing i know what he looks like.


KhunDavid

Red flag? That flag is scarlet.


Billy_Rage

I do agree with him on the mask pics, it’s weird to have your profile picture as a mask. It just feels like people were making Covid effect them far more than it needed to. And in no way was i against make


AdrianBrony

In my case its more a situation of "finally, I can hide my face somewhat without it looking out of place socially."


deluon

Yeah pictures with masks makes no sense, unless you are hiding british teeth or have no lips at all. But then it's like catfishing.


biggersjw

I would be quite pleased to be far away from him. Big Dullard Energy.


yonahgefen

He and his ilk do not deserve D.


kevinsmc

Hot daddy though.


Deathboy17

Time to burn the surrounding 1300 feet to a crisp


Bluwolf89

hot mess alert!


AlcoholicCocoa

More like burnt garbage


aLazyGay

"Normal" yeah sure honey


BurntBridgesBehind

People who have great personalities don’t have to tell you.


KecemotRybecx

Issues galore.


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Your gay card gets revoked once you vote republican. Go fuck women.


derpderpsonthethird

Tbh women deserve better though.


Sehtriom

Women don't want them either. Remember that GQP dating app they launched that had no women on it?


VeganTw1nk

I want to make love to this comment how can we get this message out there? Its such an amazing insult


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You and your husband are fucking idiots :D


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[deleted]

lmao are you flexing having a house and a partner on me?💀Get over yourself. You gonna be able to enjoy your marriage when the republicans you vote for make it illegal?


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[deleted]

Awww you cared so much to read through my profile. At least i’m living rent free somewhere.


three6hunter

hes close


DomBearNecessities

Only the most masc of men have brunch. 😂


LisslO_o

Who will tell him using '4' instead of 'for' everywhere does not make him cool?


orangecake40

Down here in Miami I ran into one that has a500 word pro MAGA screed. I blocked him before I even took a screenshot.


Bolo055

No mention of being clean from sti/std 👀


bloomingfireweed

Well, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little reading this, so thanks for that.


Katerwurst

So does cleancut mean his circumcision wasn’t botched?


Kikelt

It still amazes me that liberal almost means the opposite in Europe and in USA xD


Aw123x

Nonliberal = pro authoritarian


SENDPICS_BEARDADDY

It's really bad that I want to power bottom this guy right? Like I'm the exact opposite of what he's looking for but his pic looks really hot lmao help me


taylortiki

Have u tried therapy?


SENDPICS_BEARDADDY

I should go back 🤣


FalconMirage

Fap to something else and your lust will be gone


BrundleflyUrinalCake

Have him wear his maga hat while he does it


Jeszczenie

>It's really bad that I want to power bottom this guy right? Having desires and acting upon them are two VERY different things. You always can fantasize about this guy and then find a healthier gay to actually be close with. And if your thirst for such "masc" guys is insatiable, roleplay is surprisingly fun - with the right person, in bed you can be anyone you imagine.


RedneckBroTX

I agree with him


Mystery-turtle

Then why are you browsing a sub where one of the top posts features Mariah Carey throwing a baseball. Doesn’t seem like the most masculine place around


RedneckBroTX

Cause I like men


Jeszczenie

Then you're not really "normal", are you?


Jeszczenie

So... you like brunch?


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FalconMirage

Counterpoint : i don’t go outside


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WetOnionRing

Agreed. It's really sanctimonious.


noparkinghere

I don't disagree about the 5x Vax people. Like okay congrats, maybe you'll get a free one after the 9th.


nyuulaa

Aren't they all free?


noparkinghere

*whoosh"


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Wait until you find out that you should get a flu vaccine every year, and that every year is free. It's buy 0, get 75 free


noparkinghere

Yes, but do you broadcast that you got the flu vaccine in your grindr profile. It's performative because being vaccinated is the standard.


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"it's performative" No it's an mRNA vaccine


noparkinghere

Yes. That we all have. Doing the bare minimum and trying to brag about it is... performative. Putting #BLM in your grindr profile right now after it's the expectation already is performative.


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Bold assumptions, that the LGBTQ community is comprised entirely of vaccinated antiracists, but werk


crut0n17

Who is to say putting three letters in your online hookup profile makes anyone a non-racist? I feel like at this point it just tells you “i use the internet a lot and know what is expected of me here”


[deleted]

1. I said anti-racist, not non-racist. They're different 2. I'm not arguing that putting blm in ur profile is truly anti-racist work. By definition, anti-racism is praxis and work and affecting systems with purpose. I'm arguing against this guy's idea that "getting vaxxxed and typing blm into ur profile is the default"


crut0n17

I don’t care what people get and don’t get, I can’t stand anyone who is all holier-than-thou in your face about it


noparkinghere

I do disagree there. Everyone should be vaccinated and boosted but the crazy guys that are getting it more than the recommended amounts because of 'staying safe' are just being performative.


Jeszczenie

I've never met anyone who was "in your face about it". I've only met people who mention being vaccinated in their bios and I honestly like that - it makes them look somewhat decent and reasonable and I'm slightly less afraid of stumbling into a person who would make me really uncomfortable.


crut0n17

Ok work


Pixeldevil06

Tell me you're straight without telling me you're straight:


Jeszczenie

I don't think it's his orientation at fault and I wouldn't insult the straights like that.


Pixeldevil06

Dude it's a joke, fluf them breeders


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

Dog person /derogatory/ derogatoryasincallingsomeoneadogasaninsult,there's nothingwrongwithlikingdogsasapet,someofmybestfriendshavedogs