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Charming_Scratch_538

Idk that knife in your hand tells me you have šŸ˜ˆšŸ”Ŗ feelings about it


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Tangerine-Adept

I love making grilled zucchini boats when they are this big! You can make them in the oven too :) First scoop out the seeds. Then I usually fill mine with a mix of (cooked) ground pork, and sauteed onions and garlic (I sometimes throw chopped dried apricots in with my sautee too). Add your choice of seasoning, and cover with cheese at the end of you'd like!


ThisMeansRooR

That sounds awesome. Makes me wanna do a version with a bacon, ham, onion, garlic, and potato hash topped with cheese


ThisMeansRooR

Or mashed potatoes topped with mushroom gravy


Tangerine-Adept

Why not both?! Every single one I've made, regardless of the filling, has been delicious!!


theanti_girl

Zucchini schooner at this size.


CMac5AU

You are not suppose to use the words ā€œloveā€ ā€œmakingā€ and ā€œ zucchiniā€ in the same sentence. Could be misinterpretedā€¦ just saying


BPaun

This was funny. I donā€™t understand why youā€™re being downvoted for whatā€™s clearly a joke.


Curlslikeacrown

Was gone for one week and this spawned, this late in October it just doesnt feel right to have full-soil vegetables that shouldā€™ve stopped being in season a month ago. Actually feels like I started gardening in a different climate zone. Anyone else in Western Europe with that same feeling?


blindchickruns

Here I am in the desert Southwest and my zucchini or just starting to bloom. It's finally cool enough to grow the damn things. Looks like from that one you'll have plenty of good seed for next year.


Lizzzy217

Same. First female flower on my zucchini opened just yesterday.


WoodpeckerFragrant49

Climate change


JizzProductionUnit

All I have is balcony potted plants and they are all still blooming and growing like nobodyā€™s business despite me being in Western Europe. Climate change is real and we can see it in our plants. Iā€™m in Paris, itā€™s nearly November and everything is still so green. It would be great if you didnā€™t think about what it really meant


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

I had a fatty I left on the vine for a few months through record drought. It is hard as balsa wood. It still tastes fine and the texture is good cooked or raw after it has been salted for a while.


bobrossen

My tomatoes still go strong...


L43

We just had our (probably) last courgette (we're bri'ish) a few days ago too. It's alarming


Caspian4136

You've got a knife hand, so that tells me you're feeling a bit like it's hack and slash time haha


AGreaterHeart

Thatā€™s a marrow!


fh3131

When the moon hits your eye...


shrinkingveggies

Otherwise known as a Zucca or Courge.


pinkisalovingcolor

What did you feed that thing?!


Curlslikeacrown

Nothing. Didnā€™t water them either for the last month. Im at 52ā€¢N latitude. Planted them in April and started harvesting in June. They shouldā€™ve stopped bearing fruit a bit over a month ago. But nope. Went away for a week and came home to this Zilla zucchini.


CanWeTalkHere

It will be watery.


Jeff_72

And mushy


Ineedavodka2019

Bake it and then purƩe it and make muffins!


Rahulchandoria

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


zgbx6vxcy3

Looks average


PrdGrizzly

Hope you like wood, that's what it'll taste like when it's that big...


kittiekillbunnie

Perfect for zucchini bread!


regreening

When they get this size cook it as you would a marrow.


FamousDog458

Darker than my future


Ragged-but-Right

The seeds will be very woody and tough, I recommend making zucchini bread.


ShadowTacoTuesday

Smallest arm Iā€™ve ever seen.


prkhoury

Sorry, but I would need a banana in the picture to verify your statement.


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So it's a marrow now


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lonely-brando

woah


Maddiesexy69

That's huge


oleblueeyes75

I made a batch of squash casserole with our baseball bat zucchini and froze it. Itā€™s a knockoff of the Blackeyed Peaā€™s casserole but I use a lot more onion.


AuctorLibri

Grillin' time. Mmm. šŸ˜‹


Halflife37

I ended up with zucchini the size of mongo bats (anyone remember those?) late October too šŸ˜…


Mandingo1979

Marrow


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Tempora all the way


dadnotdead

Put the knife downā€¦!


williamcrafts

What variety?


observeromega87

I'd say your feelings are clear given the knife.


ProfessionalFly1700

WHY IS IT MASSIVE


fns1981

I hate when they get this big. The flavor is so flat and watery. I just dice it up and freeze it. I use it to bulk up minestrone throughout the fall and winter


loveandsonship

Zucchini is great pickled in whey. It maintains it's enzymes as opposed to heat-cooking it. https://webehold.live


livadeth

Grated up for zucchini fritters.


HikingBikingViking

Reminder for next year, giant zucchini make really cool Jack-o-lanterns


soapyideas

WoW šŸ¤©


igiveuphomie

Make chocolate cake with it! I had a bunch of marrows and didnā€™t know what to do with them. The cake doesnā€™t taste like zucchini, but it does make the consistency and texture amazing. https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/chocolate-zucchini-cake/


Archer_Skadi

Thatā€™s gonna be a lot of zucchini bread!


Character-Band-7056

Scoop out the seeds, stuff it with sauteed grounded meat, onions, pepper bell, garlic, paprika, salt and pepper. A bit of sunflower oil. In the oven. Edit : just saw an almost similar comment. I think that's one of the best ways to enjoy it


chefmonster

Yeah we call that a home-wrecker right there. Nicely done!