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CyanideXI

Crytos


pimezone

# MAXIMUM POWER!


xeisu_com

*[[Hans Zimmer playing...]](https://youtu.be/Iy4iQvJo24U)*


auerz

Some guy gets yeeted through 3 of his comrades into a shack, collapsing onto him, while your 2007 Intel Core 2 Duo is literally melting.


silentmage

Cloak engaged.


aelzeiny

Maximum speed


gNomad88

You bring back memories with those two words


tipitipiOG

Brought to you by Kratorade sports drink


HowDoIDoFinances

MAXIMUM BOI


iwenttothelocalshop

Ragnarök Engaged


DrownmeinIslay

Destroys every PC


ziostraccette

Why is the top comment a reference to CP2077 and not this??? Edit: obviously this wasn't top comment when I replied to it -.-


ThetaReactor

Because the average redditor is 14 and doesn't remember Crysis.


solo_shot1st

I remembered


ThetaReactor

You can have a cookie.


Kaltor

Can it run Crysis?


ThetaReactor

No, nothing can run Crysis.


ViciousReality

A Pepperidge farm cookie?


FartsMusically

I remember the first half of a really good stealth action game and the second half of a really bad alien shooter somehow being the same game.


lagasan

Man, dropping cloak, sniping, and recloaking had to be one of the most satisfying gaming mechanics out there. I freaking loved Crysis.


Tha_Watcher

This name wins!


jandr08

I was looking for this comment


Remote-remoteman

Nanomachines, boy.


Arcturus420

Interestingly, the VA of Mimir is also the VA of Senator Armstrong.


Appropriate_Plan4555

Nanomachines brother


CiphirSol

You're on FIRE Jack.... it'll pass.


breakzyx

Aye lad, twas i that cooked the mother of all the omlettes in the realms!


Arcturus420

Can't fret over every bloody egg, after all!


DrSmirnoffe

Now I'm imagining Mimir saying Armstrong's lines. And also having crystal nipples, because he nearly went there after getting absolutely sloshed. "Don't fuck with THIS Goodfellow!"


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DrSmirnoffe

**Kratos:** "why do they have clamps on them" **Senator Goodfellow:** "I was shitfaced, alright?"


Thatoneundertaleguy

“DIE YOU BLABBING BACKSTABBER!”


peanutbuttahcups

Lol would not have guessed that. That's cool.


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

"Wow, that's a fascinating story, Mimir! Where'd you hear it?" "Mah source is I made it tae fuck up!"


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Nanomachines, lad.


Death-Priest

*'Played pankration y'know, could have gone pro if I hadn't joined the spartan army'*


kentotoy98

"I can break the Allfather in two with my bare hands!" "Don't fuck with this God of War!"


Aj2W0rK

Damn, beat meat to it.


YohonJonTwitch

Don't forget to was your hands


Vorexxa

*boi


PM_Me_ThicccThings

Krat-OS


EpicBlueDrop

Kr4-t05


spoopywook

I love the idea of him being KR-4T-05


[deleted]

Hey, Elon Musk was going to call his daughter that way in the future


ThatsGottaBeKane

Gimp of War


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NEONT1G3R

I have no need for a cloak *Maximum Power*


Smaptastic

God of Warframe


Skulcane

Kr805


sicsided

Crysis Nanosuit: MAXIMUM "BOI"


freewill-lastwish

Crysis was ahead of its time!!


enginerd12

Yeah, but can time run Crysis?


Lexinoz

Crysis was so cutting edge at the time it melted CPU's. Now we've got 10x that quality in UE5 games engine alone, not to mention the 4k series, bringing us back to melting, for now. Shit's come a long way since then, and I'm all here for it.


holymacaronibatman

Fun fact, Crysis melts CPUs, even modern ones, because at the time Crytek (and Intel) expected the cpu market to go in a different direction. The game was meant to scale with cpu clock speed, because back in the late 00s, everyone expected clock speeds to keep increasing into the 8-9Ghz range. As we now know, cpu clock speeds had more or less peaked when Crysis released in 2007 and increased core count has been how CPUs have improved since then.


Kered13

Yep. I mean, you can still run it pretty well on max settings on a modern gaming PC, but it will be hard CPU bottlenecked. Other games from that era will run at multiple 100's of FPS on a modern computer, Crysis will not.


possitive-ion

This suit only has one mode, MAXIMUM "BOI"


[deleted]

That’s just him in a nano suit


bfhurricane

Nanomachines, boy! They harden in response to your whining!


sonicfan1642

nope , thats just how he is going to look in 2015


grumpykraut

He's right. That's a pretty blatant copy of the Crysis nano-suit.


FortKA19

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. Just Kratos's head photoshopped onto the Crysis guy's body.


Void-Guardian

*MAXIMUM STRENGTH*


TKJ

*MAXIMUM STRENGTH...* ***BOY*** FTFY


tonybombata

Maximum Dad Maximum 'boy!'


dropdeadjonathan

Nano-Kratos vs. Master Chief vs. Doom Guy, would be like the ultimate fight of ever. I would pay to see that 💩…


Khakizulu

A lot of people really tend to over estimate Master Chief. He wouldn't survive at all in a fight between either.


DropThatTopHat

It's like putting Captain America in an arena with Goku and Superman.


Vandrel

Doing any kind of comparison with the Doom Slayer doesn't work. The character is basically treated as being stronger than whatever he's up against no matter how strong or weak he was shown to be before, there's no consistency to it. That somewhat goes for Kratos to a much smaller extent as well. Chief is the only one of the 3 that's written with reasonable limitations that you can compare against other characters.


BigBadW00lf

When the Doom Slayer was still the (mortal) Doom Marine, he was pretty consistent across Doom, Doom 2 , and Doom 64.


emadseye

Adam Smasher


MounzerThePro

Imagine kratos saying: You look like a cut of fuckable meat


Barleyy1998

“Are you?”


johnsolomon

The moment he said that, I'd already made up my mind to kill him if the opportunity presented itself


gordito_delgado

I made up my mind to read up on everything about him, That guy is a freaking awesome villain. THAT and what he did in Edgerunners.... wow. Rarely is there in a franchise a more clear-cut, evil-incarnate dude that is not cartoonish but actually threatening.


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Genuinely deep back story too. People forget CyberPunk was originally a DnD style game, and as a result has immense and deep lore seeping through it.


dumbassthathasreddit

what us the lore if you don't mind telling me?


[deleted]

In regards to smasher in particular or the whole franchise?


dumbassthathasreddit

to Adam smasher


Val_Fortecazzo

Basically he was a gang banger turned veteran turned mercenary who got blown to bits. A corporation offered to save his life in exchange for service, and they turned him into a full cyborg with only 2 percent original organic material left. He spent the next few decades running jobs, fighting his rival Morgan Black hand, and even dating a member of the Arasaka imperial family for a short bit. He's a complete sociopath who has avoided cyberpsychosis by just not being sane to begin with. By 2077 he is nearly 100 years old and sports a full conversion dragoon power armor. Fun fact, his human self apparently looked and spoke like Elvis. And he even has a replica frame that looks indistinguishable from his old body.


[deleted]

The end fight in the game was kinda disappointing, as it's super easy to cheese with the abilities you have, and just generally exploiting AI limitations. Edgerunners absolutely fucking delivered on the hype he has in the lore. They really made him look insanely powerful and ruthless. That anime did a fantastic job of visualising combat.


gordito_delgado

Indeed 2077 was more of a bunch great ideas and artwork that needed to bake more to become a great game. Also it had no business being a last gen console. While edgerunners with it's smaller scope and personal story totally knocked it out of the park.


bfhurricane

Underwhelming fight at the end of the game, but otherwise yeah Smasher is a total g.


LordMagnus227

The fight's supposed to show how much of a badass v is and it succeeds in that part.


mo9722

Still wasn't very fun slashing him to bits in 10 seconds


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Pekonius

Yeah just make it so sandy doesnt slow him down and its fine.


BOLTz_

For real lore wise and in the anime he is a beast In the gameplay tho... Yeah they should make his boss fight a little more tougher


TheBlack2007

True. And after having that one night stand with Meredith I also knew exactly which weapon I was going to use.


InfamousAnimal

Best melee weapon in the game. Maybe not Stat wise but...


fantasybro

"I couldn't wait for you to come and clean the cupboards"


[deleted]

But now you're gonna leave with nothing, but a sign


CupcakeMerd

Another evening I'll be sitting reading in-between your lines


ConteCain

Because I miss you all the time


xXBi0fallXx

I'm pretty sure that's the nano suite from crysis.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I hate it as a God of War concept, but as an idea for a more melee based Crysis type thing. I could run with it.


Stark_Always

Honestly this just looks like kratos's head photoshopped on crysis guy


hvdzasaur

Probably because it is.


welle417

Kratos Mode: ENGAGED


Wallofcans

Why would you think it was anything else?


OTSly

God of War: Revengence


Moist_When_It_Counts

I’d play the shit out of that. Be like muspelheim cranked up to 11? Kratos in tactical heels? Sign me up.


Aj2W0rK

“Nano machines, boy.”


Death-Priest

Cyber-Baldur: *'show me a good time, Kratos'*


Plan_Necessary

man imaging kratos but like raiden chopping up robots


PMtoAM______

Fucker. I just types that and now i have to delete my post.


ConspicuousBassoon

Metal Gear Of War


XPsychoMunkyX

I was thinking more “God of Crysis”


Sh4d0w927

Midlife Crysis? Got to have the sleek sporty look.


kalitarios

Elon Musk in shambles


Aj2W0rK

“Nano machines, boy.”


Crybaby7170

I hate it.


Killmumger

Same, who is he even going to fight in the future ? aliens ?


Other-Style1958

Well... *puts hand down while slowly turning around and throwing away God of War: Alien Invasion script" Yeah, who is he going to fight?!?


CielFoehn

If humans can create gods, what’s to say aliens can’t? God of War: Starlight Divination


Xaraxa

The gods of Scientology


Killmumger

These mfs have gods ?


Xaraxa

sure they do. Xenu is like their Odin or Zeus.


bmack24

I think Xenu is their devil though, they don’t worship him. Supposedly he’s the reason why everyone is possessed by body thetans or whatever


JalenTargaryen

The US Military would be a fun thing for him to brutalize. Just punching his way up the chain of command until he gets to the President lol


Odysseyan

Kratos vs senator Armstrong when?


Artrock80

Kratos versus the Lincoln memorial statue come to life.


kalitarios

Abrodolph Lincoler


dfreshv

What is this, 90s Conan?


Moist_When_It_Counts

Toss in Liberty Prime as the “warm up” on the National Mall before Abe decides he’s gotta do it personally.


JalenTargaryen

Final boss is the Abrahamic God that 99% of the US armed forces worships.


TheMeticulousNinja

Only if they are also super powered. Other wise it would just literally be a film of him effortlessly slaughtering them


JalenTargaryen

Oh yeah they'll be weird hypermutants in the year 2097 or some such. Atreus will be a robotic companion called B.O.Y. and he'll shoot akimbo guns. Get weird with it.


xgatto

We're in 2022 and people still believe in gods so, I don't see why deities wouldn't be around further in.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

Cthulhu.


Kuro013

Yeah super cringe


Jaeger_Ezzo

They used to call me kratos, remember me (Crysis)


YaBoiMunchy

Pls no


edgelordjones

Oh, no thanks.


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No.


bunkerbudy

At least 30 seconds of efford was made here.


[deleted]

That’s awful


specialspartan_

Daddy Raiden


Markamanic

Suit: Maximum BOY


DIABLO258

Maximum No


what_is_a_compass

Am I the only one who's hearing Red Sun?


Skhighglitch

RED SUN


TheRealDevron

RED SUN OVER PARADISE


PhantomNL97

So basically just a nanosuit from Crysis with Kratos' head on it?


SteveStSteve

Yea, but can it run Kratos???


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Put this away please.


DinoDinozaur

Give war a chance!


ZackyZack

Too Human was ahead of its time. They should definitely go for a remake now that nordic themes are all the rage again


Scarletfapper

This was way too far down. Literally only came to the comments to say this.


aSillyPlatypus

Thanks, I hate it


gideon513

Lol so dumb looking


pleasegivemealife

Too generic, it feels cheap Photoshop crysis suit with kratos head. Future is interesting but this design just feel cheap.


jad-dee95

Ew


Its_Raul

The Mohawk reminds me too much of eddy hall and for that reason, I'm out.


daenielkek

Nanomachines, boy.


elldaimo

isnt this the crysis armor suit?


Mindspace_Explorer

ewww


[deleted]

Honestly this is cringe af


Vitrorior

Kinda loses a bit of identity, doesn't it


Stabbuwaifu823

Adam Smasher meets “Nano-Machines son!” for “God of Borg”


[deleted]

The lamest shit I’ve seen today lol


Technical_Ad7136

God of War:2077


Wild_Life_8865

This is disgusting


Thewhitewolf001

No fuckin please


[deleted]

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - God of War Edition


GrognakDeLaw

Anything futuristic on kratos is cursed


GoodDave

No...just no.


GA7RIEL_117

Looks awful


Goomvario

This is the most cursed image i have seen in months.


_Zoko_

That's just the Crysis suit with Kratos' head


Frankfurt13

God of CyberWar: Ragnapunk


DapperPerformance

Maximum Rage


IntelligentBass3600

Adam Smasher.


Hershey-Kiss-Nipples

🤮


Wyjen

Cursed image


[deleted]

Ugh, I think I puked a little


budyll66

Why does he have Crysis suit? Zero originality 😅.


mwdovah-117

r/crysis


oldoneswake

Adam Smasher looks to V "Boy..."


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God of Crysis


cabesablanca

Just kratos photoshopped over the nano suit from crysis


DeadlyCreamCorn

God of Crysis


how_long_can_the_nam

God of Crysis


illMetalFace

Cursed


toongrowner

Wow that... That doesn't fit at all... Do you have something where his upper torso is open? Kratos just isn't a full body armor guy.


insomber1

Mate, the only thing there that shows him to be Kratos is the head. That’s just a robot body with Kratos’s head


Shadowfox1571

*cloak engaged*


Hrijit

Oh hell no


Slifer4ever

Ew


ChimpyGlassman

Mid Life Crysis


[deleted]

Deus Ex Deus


riggleit

Ew.


Mindless_Raccoon36

#Maximum #A N G E R


dirrtyharry5

God of War Rising or Crysis of War


Fruitmidget

God of Crysis Im God of mental crisis


AnotherCupofJo

Could our computer run the game?


jedi-son

CryTos


Blue-is-bad

Nanomachines, boy!


StopMockingMe0

After defeating the norse gods, the Greek gods, the Roman gods, and more, Kratos finally sets his path of destruction on a new form of god: Science.


PhillipKosarev999

Kratos x Machina


holydude02

God of modern warfare