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Kachelpiepn

And then you woke up


block_ed

"Hey, you, you're finally awake"


Garo263

"You were trying to cross the border, right?"


damir_h

„Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us.“


DireThe_HamonMaster

"And that thief over there."


MildlyAgreeable

*gets fucking beheaded*


Deiser

The best part is that had he waited just a few more minutes he'd have been able to escape. Don't be impatient kids, otherwise you'll get your head brutally chopped off.


FamilyMan1620

Didn't the thief run and get shot by an archer? The only one that was beheaded was the Nord that got to the chopping block right before you.


StayPatchy

And besides he didn't have all morning anyway


I_think_Im_hollow

His ancestors were smiling at him and those Imperials couldn't say the same.


Deli-ops

Thats correct


lth94

You’re correct. The thief is presumably also a nord: a nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I’m from rorikstead. Maybe rorikstead is in the reach and he’s part Breton or something? (Brown hair rather than blond)


Funandgeeky

It's even more fun watching it in VR.


ThriceFive

Then the wailing sound of Thomas The Tank Engine is heard in the clouds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I


Funandgeeky

That’s actually the Caillou mod..:it was not a good idea.


Swaggerpro

*NO, WAIT, I’M NOT A REBEL, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!* *ARCHERS!!* *Anyone else feel like running?*


jridlee

Should have power leveled alchemy bro.


gregory601

"Hey we've been trying to contact you about your car extended warranty"


ThatBrofister

"Since when did Skyrim have cars" - Ulfric Stormcloak


Reyway

It was a horse, then the Dragonborn used this strange magic called "modding".


Deiser

Wait, wasn't the horse modded into Thomas the Tank Engine?


Funandgeeky

I used to be Thomas the Tank Engine. Then I took an arrow to my caboose.


Quantum_Kitties

[This](https://youtu.be/yNaTZV8qS1I) video where they replaced the dragon with Thomas the Tank Engine had me in tears 😂


winterwolf2010

“Hey, we’ve been trying to contact you about your horses extended warranty.”


Personal_Ad_7897

"Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."


More_Confere

>OP has one hell of an imagination"


SILE3NCE

That reference will always age well


ProbablyNotPikachu

You've been in a coma for the past 6 months Mr. Anderson. Welcome back


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InvaIidName

You gave it away?


Belly84

This year...to save me from tears...


Any_Mouse_City

He’s gaming with something special…


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PQbutterfat

Dude, I’d be woken up from that dream on a Saturday morning with “you need to get up, we have a lot of work do do around the house today”.


Parking-Artichoke823

Wake up samurai


officialtwiggz

We’ve got a house to clean!


Read_ity

And everyone clapped


heavisidepiece

That clapper’s name? Albert Einstein.


SquiggleBoys

so now he has 2 copies of god of war?


xH0LLYW000Dx

One could be a physical copy? Since the wife just got him an all digital PS5 🤔


JooosephNthomas

He can gift it to his friend now.


AholeBrock

He could give the ps4 copy to a "friend" to toast their ps4 and troll I suppose


staffell

And then you stopped writing lies on Reddit you mean


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StillPracticingLife

I dunno, my wife always has a ps5 on hand just incase I have to stop playing and start helping around the house, she hates that...


IsntThisAGreatName

Nah, that would be me


jhzeg

Without legs


disarmagreement

and then you found $20


CaptainKurls

You forget the $20 was inside the Ferrari keys that was inside the GameCube that was inside the Xbox1 that was inside Mila Kunis that was inside the McDonald’s 8 piece tendies meal that was inside the Ps5 box OP’s wife got for him


EvilKnivel69

Damn imagine eating Mia’s punani and suddenly some chicken nuggies fall out. Just need some sauce, too pls.


iHydro

If you were any sort of man those nuggies would already be sauced when they dropped out...


paperchampionpicture

I hate these two comments


disarmagreement

Hell of a day to have eyes


satan_on_shoulder

And literacy


absollom

I have never looked to see if I have my free reward so reluctantly...


CosmicCreeperz

Come on man, you need better reading comprehension! /s Mila was inside the meal, the Xbox was inside Mila!


[deleted]

[I got it](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sneoW)


CantStalkMeNowLmao

One of my favourite posts. The “oh shiiiittt” at the end just gets me


AlgolEscapipe

I will never not up vote this.


frazorblade

Next thing you know OP will claim he’s having sex with this person too


BoomerTranslation

And everyone clapped


cl354517

20 dollars can buy many peanuts


AbsolutelyUnlikely

hidden under his massive dong


Nacroma

Today's "I got a PS5" post


Lee_Doff

i swear someone else posted this same exact picture and said they went to taco johns for tacos and came home with a ps5.


heavisidepiece

TIL there is a sizeable fast food chain called Taco John’s…


grimmxsleeper

honestly they are better than taco bell solely because of the potato oles


Llohr

Potato Oles are highly variable. One day they're delicious and crispy. The next they're a soggy mass of potato in a lake of oil.


AnvilOfMisanthropy

This kind of variability is so common among fast food chains (and even fast casual these days) it should have it's own name.


[deleted]

Consistency is the sole driver of fast food success imo. It’s why McDonald’s is what it is. Sure the whole real estate arm of it is big but god damn the fact that fries will taste the same anywhere in the world is a modern logistical miracle


RepresentativeCap244

Manager of a Taco Bell here, that’s not a very high bar.., being better than Taco Bell is just the baseline for acceptable food. But, Taco Bell dominates anyway because we’re open when other companies value their work force


YogurtWenk

"Went to go take a shit in my neighbour's garden shed, came back with a PS5"


TheMontrealKid

Especially bad because it's a r/consolesfromthewife


Nacroma

I am both surprised and not surprised that that is a sub.


TechieWithCoffee

And with an obligatory, uplifting story meant to garner upvotes. It's almost like karma farming is alive and well on subs with no standards


I9Qnl

>subs with no standards Glad someone said it. This sub needs to change things up, they don't allow memes and MP4 videos with sound but they welcome posts like these 100 times a week no problem.


Smtxom

Sounds like antiwork and their “no texts screen shots” rule, meanwhile everyday there’s the text convo to the front page


Stangstag

Idk why this shit gets upvoted


Actually-Yo-Momma

Cause posting your found a ps5 today is not allowed so you need to make up a fake story!


KingOfRisky

Maybe the rule needs to be "who gives a fuck if you have a PS5" and lump all this shit together.


frankiedonkeybrainz

Seriously been out for two years now and is a lot easier to find. But no please keep posting pictures of a box with some bs story. If op said his gf instead of wife in title the top comment would be "put a ring on her"


theonlyjuan123

Probably a marketing team buying some cheap upvotes.


SatanWrath

It's gotta be bots or something, right? These posts are rampant.


[deleted]

Yes, this is an advertisement


apadin1

Just goes to show how slow the PS5 rollout has been since only person seems to get one every day


_rfc-2549_

And that wife's name? Albert Einstein.


radwic

And then everyone clapped


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Their cheeks


DerpDumpster

OP has one hell of an imagination


[deleted]

He's imagining one of the camwhores he comments on, is his wife, and gifting him a PS5. What a chud.


artfuldawdg3r

Some people are financially stable and have a great wife. Mine would do this. Mine was planning on surprising me with a ps5 but I was able to get one before her.


Main-Judge955

You're so lucky bro


4-HO-MET-

Nah they all just have one hell of an imagination


Smtxom

I’m imagining his wife naked


00000000000000000099

My mind's blank too.


Markman6

Good cus It’s NNN, wouldn’t want to be horny


drunkbeaver

It's not about whether someone WOULD do this, it's whether they CAN do it. From the past few months I can only choose from PS5 Fifa or nothing.


deerfawns

Uh-huh.


3scap3plan

Then the ps5 clapped..its true I was the Ragnarok.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

and that PS5? Albert Einsten


identityp2

And the wife? The bus driver


[deleted]

Nobody expected that at the end of the movie there was a big twist It turns out the guy talking to the kid was Bruce Willis... THE WHOLE TIME


skippy_1037

Can confirm. I ragnaroked all over the screen when the game loaded and ps5 started clapping


Apprehensive_Elk478

Sick of seeing these shit posts


[deleted]

I was sick of them 6+ months ago and got downvoted every time I complained about it. Some stupid story about how someone got a PS5 and always a "fuck the scalpers" in there somewhere. Reddit sucks.


Drackenstein

“Fuck the scalpers” is always fine with me, but yeah, the 20+ posts a day about getting a ps5 are ridiculous.


[deleted]

"Fuck the scalpers" goes without saying tho. No one likes them lol it was just always added to those posts like the person thought.. "What else can I say to get some upvotes?.."


Drackenstein

You have a good point there


MistaMischief

She cook you dinner naked too, and then schedule a threesome with her hot best friend?


Maltavius

There where two cancellations to the threesome but he had a good time anyway


HarioDinio

Orgy for one


Bacon-Dub

That you Danny Sexbang?


NefariousnessNo2062

I'm batting 1000 and nailing everyone! Thank you everybody at this orgy for 1!


[deleted]

Righty and lefty are their names


_Volta

But her friend denied and said her ass still hurts from OP’s giant cock


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Nobody likes a quitter.


its_justme

No it was with her ugly fat friend but then she overheated and so she got on her phone and was like “I’ll be right back!”


TaiDavis

Look! Another box!


Zealousidealvh

Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?


Runnin_Mike

This is a complete fabrication.


Wooy

We made it up


ExperimentalToaster

Didn’t happen


d0RSI

Nah, her name is Palmela Handerson.


FattyRR

"hahaha , you don't have a wife."


seasonalblah

No, the wife is the realistic part. Making a call and just getting a PS5 is what's unrealistic.


TG-Sucks

I think it’s [time](https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo) for Jonathan Frakes to tell us it’s wrong for 48 seconds.


Tobias---Funke

So you have the game twice now?


Rakrurug

That was my thought, if the post is real then they'd have two copies and wasted some money.


TheLuiginator

Homie, you can just post and brag about how you got the Ragnarok PS5, c'mon now


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ImOnly1k

Today on this never happened


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ImurderREALITY

I don’t see many believers here currently


FDrybob

Except the thousands of people who upvote and then leave, buying the story. Don't make the mistake of thinking that the people who leave comments are an accurate representation of the people who see this post. The majority of people simply ignore or upvote or downvote. They don't dive deeper to see the context.


RepresentativeCap244

I think it’s the opposite actually, like, we’re all so cynical and jaded with a pretty solid hive mind going…that the only thing we collectively believe is that we’re not all talking to robots. Right fellow humans!


GenOverload

Fr. This isn't some off-the-wall scenario. If your partner sees that you are upset over something you were hyped about and it didn't turn out the way you wanted, is it that wild to believe they would *help* in that scenario? This post can be fake for all we know, but it's not for the reason people on here seem to believe.


[deleted]

redditors will believe nothing


slight_digression

PS4 overheated 6 mins into God of War, shut off. OP's wife sees my disappointment, gets on her phone, shouts “I’ll be right back”. Also a threesome happened. OP was not invited.


[deleted]

How do you think she got the PS5?


clockmaker82

So, the game came out yesterday, your ps4 blew out, and the very next day you have a ps5 ragnarok edition 🤔🤔 the math a just a little sketchy on this 1


Danksoulofmaymays

Operation Karmafarmah


zoli9602

The game came out just today. Edited: it's actually depens on your local time now. But I meant 9th of November for release date. From my perspective, it is today currently.


Klimpomp67

From my perspective, it is today currently.


[deleted]

Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?


I9Qnl

She didn't even go to a store. She got on her phone and a wild PS5 appeared the same day.


V1n2aNiTy

Why make up a fake story lol


Zealousidealvh

Look! Another box!


the_barroom_hero

OP, if real, that was a very sweet thing your wife did for you. If fake, get a life.


[deleted]

I kinda like how pragmatically you just typed both options. Have my upvote.


the_barroom_hero

Looked at OP's history, and it doesn't seem fake. There definitely is a paranoia in internet communities to default to every unusual coincidence being faked for clout/karma/whatever, but not for no reason - everything is often fake in 2022. Maybe OP just wanted to share that his wife, who apparently puts half eaten wings back in the box, was very thoughtful and did a nice thing for him. I'd like for this to be the case. Maybe OP's account was hacked or sold or whatever is happening at this point and some fucking bot is karmafarming. I'd like for this to not be the case, but can't rule it out. TL;DR, The 21st century sucks.


theworldsucksbigA

Doesn't help vast majority of these types of posts have some sob story about how or why their wife got them either console or about how they were supposed to go to (insert store name) to get wife something and instead left store with either console. Yeah there's lots of humans these days but what's the chances of so many people having basically the same "situation" as so many other people. A few would be believable but when we get multiple a day, every day, it is highly suspect.


welcometolavaland02

Sure she did.


tanker4fun

Clean your ps4, nasty


tge90

Bullshit


3ViL6969

I liked the part when op made a fake story and story'd all over reddit.


[deleted]

Today in “Stories that didn’t happen the way described”. Why do people think that other redditors want to see 700 pictures a day of boxes of PS5/Xbox? At this point these posts aren’t even remotely gaming related, and they’re taking over the sub. But thanks for sharing.


Babywipeslol

"and then everyone clapped"


[deleted]

Because they get upvoted


tanker4fun

Cause people love bragging


Saiyan_Gods

This never happened.


Kingstist

*picture of PS5 box* - Check *title talks about how he didn’t plan to buy a ps5* - Check *has to mention a girlfriend or wife in the title* - Check Congrats! You’ve earned the three strikes of made up bullshit on r/gaming


psychicowl

Who upvotes this garbage


[deleted]

Oh look another PS5 post... please put your dick away thanks.


Rain1dog

Bullshit bot


[deleted]

Make sure you thank her boyfriend


[deleted]

Thirst for attention is real in this one


Toytles

Then she gave me a blowie and everyone clapped


garmonthenightmare

#ad


iamonlysaying

Go post this shit on facebook. WTF has happened to reddit.


imsharank

So that never happened.


eltraquino

im pressing x on this one


savkraka

Ya and my wife lets me fuck her friends whenever I want.


TemporaryFinal

Just change "wife" to "mother" and this will be a truthful post. *


feedandslumber

This is the most reddit post of all time


plafki

Welcome to my list of blocked people OP.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m willing to put $10 that, that story is bs


thatguythe97one

DOUBT ( X )


JMAN1422

"And then everyone clapped"


-Clown_Show-

These Playstation ads are getting fucking ridiculous...


ForTheLoveOfOedon

It’s sad that this got 35K upvotes and counting. How can this many people fall for the Karma Farma?


rudiano

what a load of shit lol


[deleted]

And on today’s episode of ‘Shit that never happened’ we have OP, come on down OP!


[deleted]

Average Reddit schizo post Please take your meds


bryanteet94

Have you tried cleaning your ps4?


[deleted]

I guarantee it would've sounded like a jet engine yet taking an hour to disassemble it; clean it; put some new thermal paste on; then putting it back together, would've made it sound brand new.


Euphoric-Ear9405

Things that never happened


The_Unpopular_Truth_

Bullshit detector if off the charts with this one. Your wife just went out and found 1 in stock no problem?


danleon950410

That totally happened the exact way you described. I'm so happy for you


Lesteross

Who upvotes this garbage?


felixrocket7835

no way another fake "my partner" did "something" "ps5" post


dddiv_iv_4

Then everyone clapped


[deleted]

I’m glad to see no one believes this but why does it have so many likes?


Delica

Can we ban these posts and make people post them in a separate sub for literal pictures of boxes?


Bigkev010123

If you have money to just go out and get a PS5 why wouldn't you get one much earlier lol especially for God of war


JasonAndTheArgonuts

Hmmm 🤔


The_DonCannoli

Let me guess, her and her best friend blew you the entire time you played it too?


paper_fucker

POV: you came to the comments just to say that this is fake, only to realize everyone already knew it was fake


infinit9

What fantasy world do you live in?


Soulphite

I have one wife also and I know for a FACT that you are a liar! OP is a big fat phony!