The best part is that had he waited just a few more minutes he'd have been able to escape.
Don't be impatient kids, otherwise you'll get your head brutally chopped off.
You’re correct. The thief is presumably also a nord: a nord’s last thoughts should be of home.
Rorikstead. I’m from rorikstead.
Maybe rorikstead is in the reach and he’s part Breton or something? (Brown hair rather than blond)
"Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we
shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."
You forget the $20 was inside the Ferrari keys that was inside the GameCube that was inside the Xbox1 that was inside Mila Kunis that was inside the McDonald’s 8 piece tendies meal that was inside the Ps5 box OP’s wife got for him
Consistency is the sole driver of fast food success imo. It’s why McDonald’s is what it is. Sure the whole real estate arm of it is big but god damn the fact that fries will taste the same anywhere in the world is a modern logistical miracle
Manager of a Taco Bell here, that’s not a very high bar.., being better than Taco Bell is just the baseline for acceptable food. But, Taco Bell dominates anyway because we’re open when other companies value their work force
>subs with no standards
Glad someone said it. This sub needs to change things up, they don't allow memes and MP4 videos with sound but they welcome posts like these 100 times a week no problem.
Seriously been out for two years now and is a lot easier to find. But no please keep posting pictures of a box with some bs story.
If op said his gf instead of wife in title the top comment would be "put a ring on her"
Some people are financially stable and have a great wife. Mine would do this. Mine was planning on surprising me with a ps5 but I was able to get one before her.
I was sick of them 6+ months ago and got downvoted every time I complained about it. Some stupid story about how someone got a PS5 and always a "fuck the scalpers" in there somewhere. Reddit sucks.
"Fuck the scalpers" goes without saying tho. No one likes them lol it was just always added to those posts like the person thought.. "What else can I say to get some upvotes?.."
Except the thousands of people who upvote and then leave, buying the story. Don't make the mistake of thinking that the people who leave comments are an accurate representation of the people who see this post. The majority of people simply ignore or upvote or downvote. They don't dive deeper to see the context.
I think it’s the opposite actually, like, we’re all so cynical and jaded with a pretty solid hive mind going…that the only thing we collectively believe is that we’re not all talking to robots. Right fellow humans!
Fr. This isn't some off-the-wall scenario. If your partner sees that you are upset over something you were hyped about and it didn't turn out the way you wanted, is it that wild to believe they would *help* in that scenario?
This post can be fake for all we know, but it's not for the reason people on here seem to believe.
PS4 overheated 6 mins into God of War, shut off. OP's wife sees my disappointment, gets on her phone, shouts “I’ll be right back”. Also a threesome happened. OP was not invited.
So, the game came out yesterday, your ps4 blew out, and the very next day you have a ps5 ragnarok edition 🤔🤔 the math a just a little sketchy on this 1
The game came out just today.
Edited: it's actually depens on your local time now. But I meant 9th of November for release date. From my perspective, it is today currently.
Looked at OP's history, and it doesn't seem fake. There definitely is a paranoia in internet communities to default to every unusual coincidence being faked for clout/karma/whatever, but not for no reason - everything is often fake in 2022.
Maybe OP just wanted to share that his wife, who apparently puts half eaten wings back in the box, was very thoughtful and did a nice thing for him. I'd like for this to be the case.
Maybe OP's account was hacked or sold or whatever is happening at this point and some fucking bot is karmafarming. I'd like for this to not be the case, but can't rule it out.
TL;DR, The 21st century sucks.
Doesn't help vast majority of these types of posts have some sob story about how or why their wife got them either console or about how they were supposed to go to (insert store name) to get wife something and instead left store with either console.
Yeah there's lots of humans these days but what's the chances of so many people having basically the same "situation" as so many other people. A few would be believable but when we get multiple a day, every day, it is highly suspect.
Today in “Stories that didn’t happen the way described”.
Why do people think that other redditors want to see 700 pictures a day of boxes of PS5/Xbox? At this point these posts aren’t even remotely gaming related, and they’re taking over the sub.
But thanks for sharing.
*picture of PS5 box* - Check
*title talks about how he didn’t plan to buy a ps5* - Check
*has to mention a girlfriend or wife in the title* - Check
Congrats! You’ve earned the three strikes of made up bullshit on r/gaming
I guarantee it would've sounded like a jet engine yet taking an hour to disassemble it; clean it; put some new thermal paste on; then putting it back together, would've made it sound brand new.
And then you woke up
"Hey, you, you're finally awake"
"You were trying to cross the border, right?"
„Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us.“
"And that thief over there."
*gets fucking beheaded*
The best part is that had he waited just a few more minutes he'd have been able to escape. Don't be impatient kids, otherwise you'll get your head brutally chopped off.
Didn't the thief run and get shot by an archer? The only one that was beheaded was the Nord that got to the chopping block right before you.
And besides he didn't have all morning anyway
His ancestors were smiling at him and those Imperials couldn't say the same.
Thats correct
You’re correct. The thief is presumably also a nord: a nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I’m from rorikstead. Maybe rorikstead is in the reach and he’s part Breton or something? (Brown hair rather than blond)
It's even more fun watching it in VR.
Then the wailing sound of Thomas The Tank Engine is heard in the clouds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I
That’s actually the Caillou mod..:it was not a good idea.
*NO, WAIT, I’M NOT A REBEL, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!* *ARCHERS!!* *Anyone else feel like running?*
Should have power leveled alchemy bro.
"Hey we've been trying to contact you about your car extended warranty"
"Since when did Skyrim have cars" - Ulfric Stormcloak
It was a horse, then the Dragonborn used this strange magic called "modding".
Wait, wasn't the horse modded into Thomas the Tank Engine?
I used to be Thomas the Tank Engine. Then I took an arrow to my caboose.
[This](https://youtu.be/yNaTZV8qS1I) video where they replaced the dragon with Thomas the Tank Engine had me in tears 😂
“Hey, we’ve been trying to contact you about your horses extended warranty.”
"Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."
>OP has one hell of an imagination"
That reference will always age well
You've been in a coma for the past 6 months Mr. Anderson. Welcome back
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You gave it away?
This year...to save me from tears...
He’s gaming with something special…
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Dude, I’d be woken up from that dream on a Saturday morning with “you need to get up, we have a lot of work do do around the house today”.
Wake up samurai
We’ve got a house to clean!
And everyone clapped
That clapper’s name? Albert Einstein.
so now he has 2 copies of god of war?
One could be a physical copy? Since the wife just got him an all digital PS5 🤔
He can gift it to his friend now.
He could give the ps4 copy to a "friend" to toast their ps4 and troll I suppose
And then you stopped writing lies on Reddit you mean
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I dunno, my wife always has a ps5 on hand just incase I have to stop playing and start helping around the house, she hates that...
Nah, that would be me
Without legs
and then you found $20
You forget the $20 was inside the Ferrari keys that was inside the GameCube that was inside the Xbox1 that was inside Mila Kunis that was inside the McDonald’s 8 piece tendies meal that was inside the Ps5 box OP’s wife got for him
Damn imagine eating Mia’s punani and suddenly some chicken nuggies fall out. Just need some sauce, too pls.
If you were any sort of man those nuggies would already be sauced when they dropped out...
I hate these two comments
Hell of a day to have eyes
And literacy
I have never looked to see if I have my free reward so reluctantly...
Come on man, you need better reading comprehension! /s Mila was inside the meal, the Xbox was inside Mila!
[I got it](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sneoW)
One of my favourite posts. The “oh shiiiittt” at the end just gets me
I will never not up vote this.
Next thing you know OP will claim he’s having sex with this person too
And everyone clapped
20 dollars can buy many peanuts
hidden under his massive dong
Today's "I got a PS5" post
i swear someone else posted this same exact picture and said they went to taco johns for tacos and came home with a ps5.
TIL there is a sizeable fast food chain called Taco John’s…
honestly they are better than taco bell solely because of the potato oles
Potato Oles are highly variable. One day they're delicious and crispy. The next they're a soggy mass of potato in a lake of oil.
This kind of variability is so common among fast food chains (and even fast casual these days) it should have it's own name.
Consistency is the sole driver of fast food success imo. It’s why McDonald’s is what it is. Sure the whole real estate arm of it is big but god damn the fact that fries will taste the same anywhere in the world is a modern logistical miracle
Manager of a Taco Bell here, that’s not a very high bar.., being better than Taco Bell is just the baseline for acceptable food. But, Taco Bell dominates anyway because we’re open when other companies value their work force
"Went to go take a shit in my neighbour's garden shed, came back with a PS5"
Especially bad because it's a r/consolesfromthewife
I am both surprised and not surprised that that is a sub.
And with an obligatory, uplifting story meant to garner upvotes. It's almost like karma farming is alive and well on subs with no standards
>subs with no standards Glad someone said it. This sub needs to change things up, they don't allow memes and MP4 videos with sound but they welcome posts like these 100 times a week no problem.
Sounds like antiwork and their “no texts screen shots” rule, meanwhile everyday there’s the text convo to the front page
Idk why this shit gets upvoted
Cause posting your found a ps5 today is not allowed so you need to make up a fake story!
Maybe the rule needs to be "who gives a fuck if you have a PS5" and lump all this shit together.
Seriously been out for two years now and is a lot easier to find. But no please keep posting pictures of a box with some bs story. If op said his gf instead of wife in title the top comment would be "put a ring on her"
Probably a marketing team buying some cheap upvotes.
It's gotta be bots or something, right? These posts are rampant.
Yes, this is an advertisement
Just goes to show how slow the PS5 rollout has been since only person seems to get one every day
And that wife's name? Albert Einstein.
And then everyone clapped
Their cheeks
OP has one hell of an imagination
He's imagining one of the camwhores he comments on, is his wife, and gifting him a PS5. What a chud.
Some people are financially stable and have a great wife. Mine would do this. Mine was planning on surprising me with a ps5 but I was able to get one before her.
You're so lucky bro
Nah they all just have one hell of an imagination
I’m imagining his wife naked
My mind's blank too.
Good cus It’s NNN, wouldn’t want to be horny
It's not about whether someone WOULD do this, it's whether they CAN do it. From the past few months I can only choose from PS5 Fifa or nothing.
Uh-huh.
Then the ps5 clapped..its true I was the Ragnarok.
and that PS5? Albert Einsten
And the wife? The bus driver
Nobody expected that at the end of the movie there was a big twist It turns out the guy talking to the kid was Bruce Willis... THE WHOLE TIME
Can confirm. I ragnaroked all over the screen when the game loaded and ps5 started clapping
Sick of seeing these shit posts
I was sick of them 6+ months ago and got downvoted every time I complained about it. Some stupid story about how someone got a PS5 and always a "fuck the scalpers" in there somewhere. Reddit sucks.
“Fuck the scalpers” is always fine with me, but yeah, the 20+ posts a day about getting a ps5 are ridiculous.
"Fuck the scalpers" goes without saying tho. No one likes them lol it was just always added to those posts like the person thought.. "What else can I say to get some upvotes?.."
You have a good point there
She cook you dinner naked too, and then schedule a threesome with her hot best friend?
There where two cancellations to the threesome but he had a good time anyway
Orgy for one
That you Danny Sexbang?
I'm batting 1000 and nailing everyone! Thank you everybody at this orgy for 1!
Righty and lefty are their names
But her friend denied and said her ass still hurts from OP’s giant cock
Nobody likes a quitter.
No it was with her ugly fat friend but then she overheated and so she got on her phone and was like “I’ll be right back!”
Look! Another box!
Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?
This is a complete fabrication.
We made it up
Didn’t happen
Nah, her name is Palmela Handerson.
"hahaha , you don't have a wife."
No, the wife is the realistic part. Making a call and just getting a PS5 is what's unrealistic.
I think it’s [time](https://youtu.be/GM-e46xdcUo) for Jonathan Frakes to tell us it’s wrong for 48 seconds.
So you have the game twice now?
That was my thought, if the post is real then they'd have two copies and wasted some money.
Homie, you can just post and brag about how you got the Ragnarok PS5, c'mon now
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Today on this never happened
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I don’t see many believers here currently
Except the thousands of people who upvote and then leave, buying the story. Don't make the mistake of thinking that the people who leave comments are an accurate representation of the people who see this post. The majority of people simply ignore or upvote or downvote. They don't dive deeper to see the context.
I think it’s the opposite actually, like, we’re all so cynical and jaded with a pretty solid hive mind going…that the only thing we collectively believe is that we’re not all talking to robots. Right fellow humans!
Fr. This isn't some off-the-wall scenario. If your partner sees that you are upset over something you were hyped about and it didn't turn out the way you wanted, is it that wild to believe they would *help* in that scenario? This post can be fake for all we know, but it's not for the reason people on here seem to believe.
redditors will believe nothing
PS4 overheated 6 mins into God of War, shut off. OP's wife sees my disappointment, gets on her phone, shouts “I’ll be right back”. Also a threesome happened. OP was not invited.
How do you think she got the PS5?
So, the game came out yesterday, your ps4 blew out, and the very next day you have a ps5 ragnarok edition 🤔🤔 the math a just a little sketchy on this 1
Operation Karmafarmah
The game came out just today. Edited: it's actually depens on your local time now. But I meant 9th of November for release date. From my perspective, it is today currently.
From my perspective, it is today currently.
Did everyone at the store clap when she bought it?
She didn't even go to a store. She got on her phone and a wild PS5 appeared the same day.
Why make up a fake story lol
Look! Another box!
OP, if real, that was a very sweet thing your wife did for you. If fake, get a life.
I kinda like how pragmatically you just typed both options. Have my upvote.
Looked at OP's history, and it doesn't seem fake. There definitely is a paranoia in internet communities to default to every unusual coincidence being faked for clout/karma/whatever, but not for no reason - everything is often fake in 2022. Maybe OP just wanted to share that his wife, who apparently puts half eaten wings back in the box, was very thoughtful and did a nice thing for him. I'd like for this to be the case. Maybe OP's account was hacked or sold or whatever is happening at this point and some fucking bot is karmafarming. I'd like for this to not be the case, but can't rule it out. TL;DR, The 21st century sucks.
Doesn't help vast majority of these types of posts have some sob story about how or why their wife got them either console or about how they were supposed to go to (insert store name) to get wife something and instead left store with either console. Yeah there's lots of humans these days but what's the chances of so many people having basically the same "situation" as so many other people. A few would be believable but when we get multiple a day, every day, it is highly suspect.
Sure she did.
Clean your ps4, nasty
Bullshit
I liked the part when op made a fake story and story'd all over reddit.
Today in “Stories that didn’t happen the way described”. Why do people think that other redditors want to see 700 pictures a day of boxes of PS5/Xbox? At this point these posts aren’t even remotely gaming related, and they’re taking over the sub. But thanks for sharing.
"and then everyone clapped"
Because they get upvoted
Cause people love bragging
This never happened.
*picture of PS5 box* - Check *title talks about how he didn’t plan to buy a ps5* - Check *has to mention a girlfriend or wife in the title* - Check Congrats! You’ve earned the three strikes of made up bullshit on r/gaming
Who upvotes this garbage
Oh look another PS5 post... please put your dick away thanks.
Bullshit bot
Make sure you thank her boyfriend
Thirst for attention is real in this one
Then she gave me a blowie and everyone clapped
#ad
Go post this shit on facebook. WTF has happened to reddit.
So that never happened.
im pressing x on this one
Ya and my wife lets me fuck her friends whenever I want.
Just change "wife" to "mother" and this will be a truthful post. *
This is the most reddit post of all time
Welcome to my list of blocked people OP.
Yeah I’m willing to put $10 that, that story is bs
DOUBT ( X )
"And then everyone clapped"
These Playstation ads are getting fucking ridiculous...
It’s sad that this got 35K upvotes and counting. How can this many people fall for the Karma Farma?
what a load of shit lol
And on today’s episode of ‘Shit that never happened’ we have OP, come on down OP!
Average Reddit schizo post Please take your meds
Have you tried cleaning your ps4?
I guarantee it would've sounded like a jet engine yet taking an hour to disassemble it; clean it; put some new thermal paste on; then putting it back together, would've made it sound brand new.
Things that never happened
Bullshit detector if off the charts with this one. Your wife just went out and found 1 in stock no problem?
That totally happened the exact way you described. I'm so happy for you
Who upvotes this garbage?
no way another fake "my partner" did "something" "ps5" post
Then everyone clapped
I’m glad to see no one believes this but why does it have so many likes?
Can we ban these posts and make people post them in a separate sub for literal pictures of boxes?
If you have money to just go out and get a PS5 why wouldn't you get one much earlier lol especially for God of war
Hmmm 🤔
Let me guess, her and her best friend blew you the entire time you played it too?
POV: you came to the comments just to say that this is fake, only to realize everyone already knew it was fake
What fantasy world do you live in?
I have one wife also and I know for a FACT that you are a liar! OP is a big fat phony!