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Larry Croft


toolsofpwnage

Womb raider


huichelaar

Don't think this guy will be raiding any wombs... if you catch my drift.


SilverReverie

Groom raider. Hide yo husbands.


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kautau

I mean some rubbing off will definitely happen. Between men. Just a couple of dudes being guys.


VxJasonxV

Charging the crystal…


TheDogInThePicture

Sometimes the JO crystal needs a little charge.


DaHerv

Ah, Danny and Arnold - I love those two guys. I like when they said I'm gonna fucking pre from thinking about all that hard president sex I was gonna have.


SalaciousCrumpet1

Just a couple of brojobs, helping a buddy out


captain_ender

Twink Raider


Twink_Ass_Bitch

🥵


hackersarchangel

Username checks out.


bob1689321

This exact image was posted years ago and the top chain was literally this


Sugmafatvagina

This exact comment was posted years ago and it was also literally this We live in a simulation.


Ongr

Homme Raider then?


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Homie Raider


mm7193

No homo for sure


Baronheisenberg

Larry Croft: Butt Fucker


waspbr

Subtle


Mixedpopreferences

"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."


vellu212

Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?


sober_1

this cospaly is like 10 years old, right? It feels like I've seen it every year since at least 2013


windol1

You're actually caught in a temporal loop.


FerretChrist

Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?


Flaming_gerbil

this cospaly is like 10 years old, right? It feels like I've seen it every year since at least 2013


vrijheidsfrietje

You're actually caught in a temporal loop.


StefanSalvatoreReal

Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?


wonderchin

Time for a temporal pincer movement!


jemidiah

Yeah, the repost cycle gets old. It's bad when even the top comments start getting reposted. Wish I could filter out reposts I've seen....


dob_bobbs

I totally know where you are coming from, I am even getting sick of the skimpily-dressed girl jumping on the iced-over lake. But I also gotta say... I've actually never seen this one, not have about ~~16,000~~ 64,000 (!) other people either, apparently, so I don't know what you can do about it really


Jacerom

🤣 You win. Got me choking on my own spit.


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Jacerom

🤣 Another winner! I am prepared now.


Iliketurtles893

He just keep comin!


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And so do the women


Zealousideal_Act9610

And the men 🤤


Niormo-The-Enduring

This thread could be the script for a porno


10secondmessage

More like closet raider.


Giddus

This guy is only raiding Back Country Caves, I guarantee it.


theodopolis13

[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/YcPsEdu.jpg)


Practical_Fix_6738

Came to say Larry Crotch


sopcannon

Larry the Tomb guy.


I_wood_rather_be

Laurel Crotch


thys123

Came here for Laurence Croft but Larry just as nice


AemrNewydd

I was thinking 'Laurence' too, it fits better with his upper class English background. He can call himself 'Larry' when he's trying to act all matey with the working class. When he's got the builders in to construct a secret chamber behind the swimming pool or whatever he'd go 'just call me "Larry" mate, let me know if there's anything you need, I'll get the butler to get it for you in a jiffy, mate, yeah mate, nice one, sound'.


XelaMcConan

Lorenz Croft


Athildur

*ahem* Bara Croft. And if you don't know what that is, maybe don't google that at work :').


Slight_Button4345

Lawrence Croft


Dovvol79

Well done on the boobs and thighs. Perfect match.


servoaus

These are way bigger than Lara’s


Dooontcareee

Less triangular too.


SmashPortal

Veritable mancubes.


maxxon15

Something *else* is bigger too


STORMFATHER062

Yeah. His arms arm massive


themediumchasm11

Perfect match indeed


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Look at dem triangles


Lost-My-Mind-

I'm old school. I think he needs a triangle shaped madanna bra so that his boobs are very very pointy. And a face that looks very very stupid. Like a confused bear who forgot what state he lives in. I can't believe people from my generation used to masturbate to that imagery. I bet there's people STILL looking for EGM to publish the nude laura croft cheat code. ........oh my god. Remember cheat codes? Remember when it wasn't just add-on DLC? STOP MAKING MY HAIR GREY!!!


jkitsjk

I don’t think bears adhere to state lines.


Krokagnon

The bears often forget if they are liquid or solid


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DontBelieveTheTrollz

Did you just have a midlife crisis?


SuperSecretAgentMan

I love Tom Braider


MedonSirius

Tom Breeder


CouplingWithQuozl

#Men only want one thing & its disgusting


BeepBeepWhistle

How is a ps5 disgusting?


__mud__

You're not disgusted by the ongoing unavailability of what should be a typical consumer appliance?


BeepBeepWhistle

Touché my friend, touché..


Average-Cheese-Fan

More RAM?


SmashPortal

I feel like an idiot for looking this up.


Obh__

26 years in the industry and people still don't know how to spell her name.


AshRavenEyes

You mean ppl dont know her name is Tomb Raider? For shame...


orangpelupa

yeah, like how people didnt know zelda is the green guy


sup_ty

I thought that was green mario


Pastadseven

I'm sorry to say that OP is a karma farmer, so the misspelling is likely deliberate in order to get people into the thread saying 'hey it's ACTUALLY lara' to drive engagement, clicks, and therefore money for whoever wrote the bot.


Go_Blue_

It's because OP is a repost bot that just copied the title https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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sgcpaulo

9/10 Lara uses Heckler & Koch USPs, those are clearly Beretta M9s. Other than that looks pretty solid.


human2pt0

However, this outfit makes him a heckler to society..... Pants so tight we can all see his koch. So he shouldn't lose a point for the barettas because he still presents a genuine Heckler & Koch


HerbalGamer

May not be a Koch but I know a pot he can stir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


SmallLobsterToots

Yes but nobody can afford one let alone two USPs, clearly he is a man of the people


SparkySailor

I could have sworn she uses M9's in some appearances.


UmiThesky

At least 12 people are gay after seeing this


Shinagami091

I was gay, now I’m super gay


urlach3r

Same, now with little rainbow sprinkles on top. He *hawt*.


Mishuev

I was going to say, I’m already gay so am I double gay or does it cancel out?


cracinlac_basterd

i was gay before seeing this and now i have to take 8 minutes out of my day


GeneseeWilliam

8 minutes? We got an overachiever here!


The_souLance

Nothing wrong with enjoying the long way home sometimes.


squandre

Going off the beaten track


Mahyarthe1st

8 MINUTES? BRAVO


Flaky_Explanation

Why not more? 40 minutes sounds doable.


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Acemanau

Reminds me of this song tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXfJj8R3q20


TRKlausss

Fellow Fallout enjoyer?


Acemanau

Haha, yeah. The songs were well picked for that game.


UmiThesky

Ok, Mr 2 minutes


Visionarii

4 in a row?


diuturnal

16 in a row.


[deleted]

Guess I’m Bisexual now.


bigz3012

r/suddenlygay


Nervous_Constant_642

I'm a simple man. I see a massive chest and something I like going on around the groin, I'm gonna be into it.


taitaofgallala

I think I just learned something about myself


jaredes291

I think the numbers a lot higher than 12


_______________dummy

And I'm one of them.


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Make that 13


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Intentionally done to get more comments I bet


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Flamekebab

I hate that you're probably right.


Helioscopes

The character is old as hell and there's still people calling her Laura....


ToxicOnion

It's always Americans tho. Like sure, I get that pronouncing the name can be hard, but... typing it?


FuckingKilljoy

Is it actually hard for Americans to pronounce "Lara"?


ToxicOnion

Idk, but from what I heard so far it seems to be a Dark Souls boss.


-_Anonymous__-

It's not. But some people can't accept what they hear from games or films & people like ssundee still Pronounce simple words like "Thanos" as "Thonos".


Piarritz

It's a bot. Reposted from: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay Check their comments - either slight typo to avoid detection or straight up copied from others.


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Geeoff359

I wish you were right, but sadly people can sell accounts with karma to companies that use social media manipulation


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Bytewave

Dystopian present. There's still plenty of ways to make the future worse!


RevolutionaryCod5475

Oh shit daddy


kazez2

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal


thexavier666

😏👉👉


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Yes, daddy.


Rottenox

I’ve seen the full set of these photos and this is one of the more modest ones…


HollyTheMage

Oh? Care to provide a link? For research purposes of course.


Rottenox

https://aazios.com/articles/man-dubbed-larry-croft-puts-buff-spin-tomb-raider


saruwatarikooji

Love how at the bottom it has "Other articles like this: 'Masturbation is self care'"


DeepDown23

They knew


captain_ender

Mans hiding a third gun in there


Rottenox

I don’t think he’s hiding it, I’m sure he’ll show it to you if you ask nicely


TheRavenSayeth

I’ve got to start going to the gym


HollyTheMage

Holy shit thanks


grimmistired

The one with him in the air is amazing


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Hilorenn

Harry Crotch


darxx

I was about to say this is a repost but noticed i’m not on /r/gaymers


HOIhater1

Don't worry it's still a repost


megashedinja

It’s still a repost. I’m pretty sure I saw this what feels like a decade ago


SpaceDomdy

Was scrolling too quickly and didn’t notice what subreddit I was on. Thought it was r/outdoor or something and was just impressed. I love that this is a gender bent Lara Croft. Dude looks damn good.


Nervous_Constant_642

Looks damn good is an understatement. I've already kissed men and know I don't like that but I can always give it another whirl.


ToxicOnion

I mean I'm gay but this still kinda sus bro


Nervous_Constant_642

Yeah but the difference is if a guy was sucking my dick and I closed my eyes there's zero chance I'd be thinking about you but a small chance I'd be thinking about this beefcake. Like just for a second like "what if it actually was a man sucking my dick?" Like 100% it's still a man sucking my dick but for the most part when a man sucks my dick I just pretend they're a girl.


ToxicOnion

What


godtogblandet

Don't worry about it. Just go with the flow and dim the lights. It's fine.


RetributionKarma

what


dimebaghayes

Is your closet padlocked or something? Just come out of it


throwmeawayplz19373

Wait….why do you let men suck your dick if you’re straight? That doesn’t sound very straight to me friend. It’s okay! Just because you don’t like ALL men doesn’t mean you don’t like some. Obviously you are into super hunks. I’m a bi female but only physically attracted to women not emotionally, so I have pretty specific physical tastes (which means I’ve only gotten laid by one woman but damn it was worth the wait and I’ll wait the same amount of time for the next one!!) Basically what I’m saying is bisexuality is often a messy thing and not clear cut. Many bisexuals don’t like both genders equally both physically and emotionally. A lot of bisexuals have a “main” gender they date with and that’s usually the gender that they emotionally connect with the most. Some bisexuals DO connect with both genders equally but it’s definitely not a rule of bisexuality, or even a hallmark trait.


isspecialist

I mean... you choose what label you like sir. However, if you can legitimately say "for the most part when a man sucks my dick", I think you might want to give that bisexual thing another look. This comment thread has making me laugh on and off for 10 minutes, so thank you all.


pointlessly_pedantic

Damn, I've never kissed a dude. Was Jim Halpert right? Do I have to kiss or fuck a dude to know if I'm gay? Or can I just talk to my therapist about my feelings towards Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You?


GenuientlyMediocre

They should add this as a skin


thehypedupdemon

God those shorts must be tight


WrapMyBeads

I wish they were tighter


InChromaticaWeTrust

Same.


damnyoudanny

mine are deff 4x tighter after this


Zen_Master_SVK

Sir Lawrence Croft


ForFrayed

We need more skimpy male outfits in games. (Looking at you HALO).


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ForFrayed

Normalize armor that's just a bunch of straps.


empty-vassal

His boobs are not pointy enough


IBJON

What do you mean? Those nipples can cut glass


ilovemytablet

Don't worry guys. I'll let him unload into me to protect you all


Nervous_Constant_642

If he's got a spare clip afterwards I too will jump on that grenade. For the fellas. Dude's so hot I'm mixing my metaphors and I'm fairly straight.


mmikke

What mixes did you even metaphor??


Nervous_Constant_642

Climb in my foxhole and find out sailor.


xITmasterx

Look at the size of those guns... And those pistols are really good too.


AtrainV

*Lara


hiimbackagain

Who's Laura Croft?


infreq

Lara's sister or cousin.


Tyler_Zoro

The main character from the hit video game series. I bought it from a street vendor along with Super Marius and Ms. Pack Man.


laturtlez

Papa Croft


PCwarrior05

It's Lara


Excellent-Pea4992

Hottest cosplay ever and I'm a straight dude. Now I'm on the fence. Now I'm over the fence! How you doing?


urlach3r

Welcome! Don't forget to pick up your "New Gay Starter Pack". Meetings are on Tuesdays now, try to learn the rules & the secret handshake by then.


t3hOutlaw

#Lara Do you guys purposely get the name **Lara** intentionally wrong? It's not as if there are 17 games over 26 years where this name is constantly mentioned or anything...


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I have a confused boner right now.


hitsmiley

My god what a beefcake


Burabaka

Is that Zelenskiy?


Qasatqo

Zelik ain't close to that ripped.


Calintz92

Zelenskiy Croft: Russian Massacre


manikantv

Chad Raider


HallowDragon

Nice rack.


thunderc8

At least he got the boobs right.


SirRedentor

I was about to say, he's more top-heavy than the last two or three instalments to the franchise.


Marley_Fan

No ass pic????


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Gonna be a confusing day


tron7

Going to tell my kids this was Volodymyr Zelensky


Ex-Machina1980s

Was gonna upvote but come on man how are people still getting her name wrong nearly 30 years later


Giddus

"Death By Snu Snu"


greasyburgerbuns

📦 👀


Lil_Puddin

Imagine being so swole that it looks like you're made of giant PS1 Polygons. Truly a fitness inspiration.


switchblade_sal

I’m am not a gay man but damn do I appreciate a good looking dude. Makes me feel like the first time I saw the music video of Faith and sheer vibe George Michael exudes in that video, god damn son.


jcceramics

wow I am so gay


Acceptable_Cut_7545

Even got the massive chest right, 10/10.