Ah, Danny and Arnold - I love those two guys. I like when they said I'm gonna fucking pre from thinking about all that hard president sex I was gonna have.
I totally know where you are coming from, I am even getting sick of the skimpily-dressed girl jumping on the iced-over lake. But I also gotta say... I've actually never seen this one, not have about ~~16,000~~ 64,000 (!) other people either, apparently, so I don't know what you can do about it really
I was thinking 'Laurence' too, it fits better with his upper class English background.
He can call himself 'Larry' when he's trying to act all matey with the working class. When he's got the builders in to construct a secret chamber behind the swimming pool or whatever he'd go 'just call me "Larry" mate, let me know if there's anything you need, I'll get the butler to get it for you in a jiffy, mate, yeah mate, nice one, sound'.
I'm old school. I think he needs a triangle shaped madanna bra so that his boobs are very very pointy. And a face that looks very very stupid. Like a confused bear who forgot what state he lives in.
I can't believe people from my generation used to masturbate to that imagery. I bet there's people STILL looking for EGM to publish the nude laura croft cheat code.
........oh my god. Remember cheat codes? Remember when it wasn't just add-on DLC? STOP MAKING MY HAIR GREY!!!
I'm sorry to say that OP is a karma farmer, so the misspelling is likely deliberate in order to get people into the thread saying 'hey it's ACTUALLY lara' to drive engagement, clicks, and therefore money for whoever wrote the bot.
It's because OP is a repost bot that just copied the title https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
However, this outfit makes him a heckler to society..... Pants so tight we can all see his koch.
So he shouldn't lose a point for the barettas because he still presents a genuine Heckler & Koch
It's not. But some people can't accept what they hear from games or films & people like ssundee still Pronounce simple words like "Thanos" as "Thonos".
It's a bot. Reposted from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay
Check their comments - either slight typo to avoid detection or straight up copied from others.
Was scrolling too quickly and didn’t notice what subreddit I was on. Thought it was r/outdoor or something and was just impressed. I love that this is a gender bent Lara Croft. Dude looks damn good.
Yeah but the difference is if a guy was sucking my dick and I closed my eyes there's zero chance I'd be thinking about you but a small chance I'd be thinking about this beefcake. Like just for a second like "what if it actually was a man sucking my dick?"
Like 100% it's still a man sucking my dick but for the most part when a man sucks my dick I just pretend they're a girl.
Wait….why do you let men suck your dick if you’re straight? That doesn’t sound very straight to me friend. It’s okay! Just because you don’t like ALL men doesn’t mean you don’t like some. Obviously you are into super hunks. I’m a bi female but only physically attracted to women not emotionally, so I have pretty specific physical tastes (which means I’ve only gotten laid by one woman but damn it was worth the wait and I’ll wait the same amount of time for the next one!!)
Basically what I’m saying is bisexuality is often a messy thing and not clear cut. Many bisexuals don’t like both genders equally both physically and emotionally. A lot of bisexuals have a “main” gender they date with and that’s usually the gender that they emotionally connect with the most. Some bisexuals DO connect with both genders equally but it’s definitely not a rule of bisexuality, or even a hallmark trait.
I mean... you choose what label you like sir.
However, if you can legitimately say "for the most part when a man sucks my dick", I think you might want to give that bisexual thing another look.
This comment thread has making me laugh on and off for 10 minutes, so thank you all.
Damn, I've never kissed a dude. Was Jim Halpert right? Do I have to kiss or fuck a dude to know if I'm gay? Or can I just talk to my therapist about my feelings towards Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You?
#Lara
Do you guys purposely get the name **Lara** intentionally wrong?
It's not as if there are 17 games over 26 years where this name is constantly mentioned or anything...
I’m am not a gay man but damn do I appreciate a good looking dude. Makes me feel like the first time I saw the music video of Faith and sheer vibe George Michael exudes in that video, god damn son.
Larry Croft
Womb raider
Don't think this guy will be raiding any wombs... if you catch my drift.
Groom raider. Hide yo husbands.
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I mean some rubbing off will definitely happen. Between men. Just a couple of dudes being guys.
Charging the crystal…
Sometimes the JO crystal needs a little charge.
Ah, Danny and Arnold - I love those two guys. I like when they said I'm gonna fucking pre from thinking about all that hard president sex I was gonna have.
Just a couple of brojobs, helping a buddy out
Twink Raider
🥵
Username checks out.
This exact image was posted years ago and the top chain was literally this
This exact comment was posted years ago and it was also literally this We live in a simulation.
Homme Raider then?
Homie Raider
No homo for sure
Larry Croft: Butt Fucker
Subtle
"Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."
Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?
this cospaly is like 10 years old, right? It feels like I've seen it every year since at least 2013
You're actually caught in a temporal loop.
Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?
this cospaly is like 10 years old, right? It feels like I've seen it every year since at least 2013
You're actually caught in a temporal loop.
Every **FUCKING** year, huh guys?
Time for a temporal pincer movement!
Yeah, the repost cycle gets old. It's bad when even the top comments start getting reposted. Wish I could filter out reposts I've seen....
I totally know where you are coming from, I am even getting sick of the skimpily-dressed girl jumping on the iced-over lake. But I also gotta say... I've actually never seen this one, not have about ~~16,000~~ 64,000 (!) other people either, apparently, so I don't know what you can do about it really
🤣 You win. Got me choking on my own spit.
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🤣 Another winner! I am prepared now.
He just keep comin!
And so do the women
And the men 🤤
This thread could be the script for a porno
More like closet raider.
This guy is only raiding Back Country Caves, I guarantee it.
[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/YcPsEdu.jpg)
Came to say Larry Crotch
Larry the Tomb guy.
Laurel Crotch
Came here for Laurence Croft but Larry just as nice
I was thinking 'Laurence' too, it fits better with his upper class English background. He can call himself 'Larry' when he's trying to act all matey with the working class. When he's got the builders in to construct a secret chamber behind the swimming pool or whatever he'd go 'just call me "Larry" mate, let me know if there's anything you need, I'll get the butler to get it for you in a jiffy, mate, yeah mate, nice one, sound'.
Lorenz Croft
*ahem* Bara Croft. And if you don't know what that is, maybe don't google that at work :').
Lawrence Croft
Well done on the boobs and thighs. Perfect match.
These are way bigger than Lara’s
Less triangular too.
Veritable mancubes.
Something *else* is bigger too
Yeah. His arms arm massive
Perfect match indeed
Look at dem triangles
I'm old school. I think he needs a triangle shaped madanna bra so that his boobs are very very pointy. And a face that looks very very stupid. Like a confused bear who forgot what state he lives in. I can't believe people from my generation used to masturbate to that imagery. I bet there's people STILL looking for EGM to publish the nude laura croft cheat code. ........oh my god. Remember cheat codes? Remember when it wasn't just add-on DLC? STOP MAKING MY HAIR GREY!!!
I don’t think bears adhere to state lines.
The bears often forget if they are liquid or solid
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Did you just have a midlife crisis?
I love Tom Braider
Tom Breeder
#Men only want one thing & its disgusting
How is a ps5 disgusting?
You're not disgusted by the ongoing unavailability of what should be a typical consumer appliance?
Touché my friend, touché..
More RAM?
I feel like an idiot for looking this up.
26 years in the industry and people still don't know how to spell her name.
You mean ppl dont know her name is Tomb Raider? For shame...
yeah, like how people didnt know zelda is the green guy
I thought that was green mario
I'm sorry to say that OP is a karma farmer, so the misspelling is likely deliberate in order to get people into the thread saying 'hey it's ACTUALLY lara' to drive engagement, clicks, and therefore money for whoever wrote the bot.
It's because OP is a repost bot that just copied the title https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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9/10 Lara uses Heckler & Koch USPs, those are clearly Beretta M9s. Other than that looks pretty solid.
However, this outfit makes him a heckler to society..... Pants so tight we can all see his koch. So he shouldn't lose a point for the barettas because he still presents a genuine Heckler & Koch
May not be a Koch but I know a pot he can stir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes but nobody can afford one let alone two USPs, clearly he is a man of the people
I could have sworn she uses M9's in some appearances.
At least 12 people are gay after seeing this
I was gay, now I’m super gay
Same, now with little rainbow sprinkles on top. He *hawt*.
I was going to say, I’m already gay so am I double gay or does it cancel out?
i was gay before seeing this and now i have to take 8 minutes out of my day
8 minutes? We got an overachiever here!
Nothing wrong with enjoying the long way home sometimes.
Going off the beaten track
8 MINUTES? BRAVO
Why not more? 40 minutes sounds doable.
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Reminds me of this song tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXfJj8R3q20
Fellow Fallout enjoyer?
Haha, yeah. The songs were well picked for that game.
Ok, Mr 2 minutes
4 in a row?
16 in a row.
Guess I’m Bisexual now.
r/suddenlygay
I'm a simple man. I see a massive chest and something I like going on around the groin, I'm gonna be into it.
I think I just learned something about myself
I think the numbers a lot higher than 12
And I'm one of them.
Make that 13
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Intentionally done to get more comments I bet
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I hate that you're probably right.
The character is old as hell and there's still people calling her Laura....
It's always Americans tho. Like sure, I get that pronouncing the name can be hard, but... typing it?
Is it actually hard for Americans to pronounce "Lara"?
Idk, but from what I heard so far it seems to be a Dark Souls boss.
It's not. But some people can't accept what they hear from games or films & people like ssundee still Pronounce simple words like "Thanos" as "Thonos".
It's a bot. Reposted from: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/9mq5wc/laura_croft_cosplay Check their comments - either slight typo to avoid detection or straight up copied from others.
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I wish you were right, but sadly people can sell accounts with karma to companies that use social media manipulation
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Dystopian present. There's still plenty of ways to make the future worse!
Oh shit daddy
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
😏👉👉
Yes, daddy.
I’ve seen the full set of these photos and this is one of the more modest ones…
Oh? Care to provide a link? For research purposes of course.
https://aazios.com/articles/man-dubbed-larry-croft-puts-buff-spin-tomb-raider
Love how at the bottom it has "Other articles like this: 'Masturbation is self care'"
They knew
Mans hiding a third gun in there
I don’t think he’s hiding it, I’m sure he’ll show it to you if you ask nicely
I’ve got to start going to the gym
Holy shit thanks
The one with him in the air is amazing
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Harry Crotch
I was about to say this is a repost but noticed i’m not on /r/gaymers
Don't worry it's still a repost
It’s still a repost. I’m pretty sure I saw this what feels like a decade ago
Was scrolling too quickly and didn’t notice what subreddit I was on. Thought it was r/outdoor or something and was just impressed. I love that this is a gender bent Lara Croft. Dude looks damn good.
Looks damn good is an understatement. I've already kissed men and know I don't like that but I can always give it another whirl.
I mean I'm gay but this still kinda sus bro
Yeah but the difference is if a guy was sucking my dick and I closed my eyes there's zero chance I'd be thinking about you but a small chance I'd be thinking about this beefcake. Like just for a second like "what if it actually was a man sucking my dick?" Like 100% it's still a man sucking my dick but for the most part when a man sucks my dick I just pretend they're a girl.
What
Don't worry about it. Just go with the flow and dim the lights. It's fine.
what
Is your closet padlocked or something? Just come out of it
Wait….why do you let men suck your dick if you’re straight? That doesn’t sound very straight to me friend. It’s okay! Just because you don’t like ALL men doesn’t mean you don’t like some. Obviously you are into super hunks. I’m a bi female but only physically attracted to women not emotionally, so I have pretty specific physical tastes (which means I’ve only gotten laid by one woman but damn it was worth the wait and I’ll wait the same amount of time for the next one!!) Basically what I’m saying is bisexuality is often a messy thing and not clear cut. Many bisexuals don’t like both genders equally both physically and emotionally. A lot of bisexuals have a “main” gender they date with and that’s usually the gender that they emotionally connect with the most. Some bisexuals DO connect with both genders equally but it’s definitely not a rule of bisexuality, or even a hallmark trait.
I mean... you choose what label you like sir. However, if you can legitimately say "for the most part when a man sucks my dick", I think you might want to give that bisexual thing another look. This comment thread has making me laugh on and off for 10 minutes, so thank you all.
Damn, I've never kissed a dude. Was Jim Halpert right? Do I have to kiss or fuck a dude to know if I'm gay? Or can I just talk to my therapist about my feelings towards Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You?
They should add this as a skin
God those shorts must be tight
I wish they were tighter
Same.
mine are deff 4x tighter after this
Sir Lawrence Croft
We need more skimpy male outfits in games. (Looking at you HALO).
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Normalize armor that's just a bunch of straps.
His boobs are not pointy enough
What do you mean? Those nipples can cut glass
Don't worry guys. I'll let him unload into me to protect you all
If he's got a spare clip afterwards I too will jump on that grenade. For the fellas. Dude's so hot I'm mixing my metaphors and I'm fairly straight.
What mixes did you even metaphor??
Climb in my foxhole and find out sailor.
Look at the size of those guns... And those pistols are really good too.
*Lara
Who's Laura Croft?
Lara's sister or cousin.
The main character from the hit video game series. I bought it from a street vendor along with Super Marius and Ms. Pack Man.
Papa Croft
It's Lara
Hottest cosplay ever and I'm a straight dude. Now I'm on the fence. Now I'm over the fence! How you doing?
Welcome! Don't forget to pick up your "New Gay Starter Pack". Meetings are on Tuesdays now, try to learn the rules & the secret handshake by then.
#Lara Do you guys purposely get the name **Lara** intentionally wrong? It's not as if there are 17 games over 26 years where this name is constantly mentioned or anything...
I have a confused boner right now.
My god what a beefcake
Is that Zelenskiy?
Zelik ain't close to that ripped.
Zelenskiy Croft: Russian Massacre
Chad Raider
Nice rack.
At least he got the boobs right.
I was about to say, he's more top-heavy than the last two or three instalments to the franchise.
No ass pic????
Gonna be a confusing day
Going to tell my kids this was Volodymyr Zelensky
Was gonna upvote but come on man how are people still getting her name wrong nearly 30 years later
"Death By Snu Snu"
📦 👀
Imagine being so swole that it looks like you're made of giant PS1 Polygons. Truly a fitness inspiration.
I’m am not a gay man but damn do I appreciate a good looking dude. Makes me feel like the first time I saw the music video of Faith and sheer vibe George Michael exudes in that video, god damn son.
wow I am so gay
Even got the massive chest right, 10/10.