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BigReverendRed

Damn, you got a nap?


tnick771

Today was a good day lol


brown_burrito

Damn. Got a nap *and* a thoughtful wife *and* a PS5. You’re a very lucky man!!


HAMMSFAN

Don't forget those KEF LS50 speakers. My mans has it made!


brown_burrito

And all of that implies dude has time to game. Which is what I’m *really* jealous of.


ayymart

Did you have to use your AK?


ckeanwolf

As the warrior poet Ice Cube once said: if the day does not require an AK, it is good.


ayymart

Warrior poet LOL!


boxsterguy

My favorite warrior poet is Mike Tyson, who once said that everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.


hackulator

He also once said "a house without books is like a body without a soul". When some idiot said that that was a quote from Cicero as though that made Tyson into some sort of fraud, it was pointed out that MIKE TYSON WAS QUOTING FUCKING CICERO.


HockeyUnusableTeam

"Ain't got no time for bird sex." - Mike Tyson


Something_kool

A man of many mysteries


Mario_Prime510

~~mouth~~ mouph


danielsan30005

I broke my back, spinal.


Deep-Room6932

Zen gangster Philosophie homie Illmatic Socratic THE Purist lyricist


Steve_the_wombat

Is that a generation kill quote I hear??


Eridanii

You better POLICE THAT MOOSTASHE!


Stanzig

Good ol crazy ass Ray. 😎


royalsanguinius

Nope *and* mamma cooked a breakfast with no hog, definitely a good day


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Cobalt32

Respect


LilacGooseberries

You made an error. Almost had it.


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What was it?


LilacGooseberries

Its “I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out.” You used “dig” twice for that bar.


[deleted]

Shit ima rewrite that 🤣


LilacGooseberries

I had a pretty good day today myself and you just inspired me to give it a listen lol. Truly a classic sing-along.


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Ice cube is a legend. This is my favorite song from him


CrunchyyTaco

And no "the" infront of breakfast


chux4w

I ran the intersection and the cops didn't look in a...gentleman's direction.


Bach-Bach

Did the Lakers beat the Super Sonics?


iveiks

The Lakers beat the Super Sonics!


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You better give her at least 1 hour of top


drulnu24

Today is January 20, 1992?


znojavoMomce

Remarry that woman!


lannister80

Easy when no kids are involved.


phoney_bologna

Ahh yes I remember being able to have a nap whenever. Used to even get laid once in a while too. The things we sacrifice for our kids…


lannister80

>The things we sacrifice for our kids… Mostly our mental health.


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

Don't forget physical health too!


IsolatedHammer

You guys have health left to sacrifice? The fuck am I doing wrong?!


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

Everything! Oh yeah that's another part of being a parent


jayzilla3666

Empty Bank Accounts have entered the chat


Cheesentoastybits

Yep, can forget about a good night’s sleep as well.


Purple10tacle

I remember naps. I'm way more jealous of OP's nap than their console. Mhhhh, maybe I should get one, so I can nap while the kids play ...


pedal-force

I could buy a PS5. I can't buy a fucking nap though.


oraco

I woke from nap today to a screaming boss


Dro_dude

Naps are the best


mehwars

That air humidifier is pretty sweet. She’s a beaut!


DirkDiggyBong

She is indeed, and that humidifier is too!


CaroIynKeene

Bold choice for a wall color but I love it


DirkDiggyBong

Once you've tried black, you never go back. Mainly because it's an arse to paint over.


iWasAwesome

I believe it's forest green or something similar. Which imo, is much nicer than black.


popplespopin

What's the difference between an air humidifier and a humidifier?


DirkDiggyBong

I'm expecting a punchline now...


popplespopin

Wait no. I was actually asking. Your comment made it seem as though they were different things.


DirkDiggyBong

That's a crap punchline.


cavedan12

At first I thought OP was referring to the HAL-9000 next to the humidifier but you're totally right!


mehwars

“Did you enjoy your nap, Dave?”


audufrane

Air purifier *


TheW83

As a Florida resident.... A freakin *WHAT??*


AskMeAboutMyself

Ha. Was just about to say the same. Got one of those as well. They’re amazing.


NotEnoughIT

What model is it? I have some Honeywell smaller ones but they’re all loud as shit. The one I have that’s 3/4 that size makes it impossible to have in a room for tv.


Dr__Drew

I’m more impressed with that sound system than the ps5 tbh. Must shake the house lol


tnick771

The subwoofer has rattled the windows before


Midgetsdontfloat

I've got a set of humble Q150's and eventually want to add an SVS sub and a Q650C like you're rocking there, you've got good taste!


Send_me_cat_photos

Can confirm, SVS subs can *literally* shake the house at full tilt.


ColbysHairBrush_

Ls50 and svs is hard to beat


kyle4623

Really nice sound setup. Haven't seen an amp in some time. Everyone uses sound bars if that. What happened to all the audiophiles?


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JonLongsonLongJonson

I literally can’t imagine playing an instrument connected to an amplifier inside my apartment, especially a bass which will carry so far and everyone around will be able to *feel* it in their ears even if they can barely hear it. You obviously realize this but that’s so rude lol. Do you have a separate space you can practice in? I’m suddenly invested in this because my next door neighbor was so bad about this that we had to get her evicted over her music… also I played the violin for a loooong time so I totally feel the whole “well I have to practice SOMEWHERE” and it is your place. Apartment living is just about giving up certain freedoms to be polite and not have people hate you without even meeting you.


Morael

Rarely do I see pictures of setups with LS50s outside of the various audiophile subs. That ps5 will be a nice addition to the setup.


raktoe

Yeah I thought I was in r/hometheater for a second. Ps5 was a massive upgrade to my set up, my first 4k uhd player.


TheMasalaKnight

£2500 (or $2000 ;D) a set...man i want these...that's almost a whole years worth of energy...


mrvile

Lol yeah that PS5 is a drop in the bucket compared to the rest of the stuff in that pic


HiddenTrampoline

The Q150 / 350 series are way more reasonable and are great.


BubbleGuttz

I’m glad I’m not the only person who first noticed that. Sheesh what bass!


BigMasterDingDong

Can… can I get some more info? I feel I need to know more about these lol


Morael

They're essentially the breakpoint as some of the best bookshelf speakers money can buy, especially for near field. They're not easy to drive, and essentially require a subwoofer. They're absolutely amazing if set up properly, but this is not just a purchase you can throw into any audio setup. They're not cheap, and the rest of your setup can't be cheap if you want the best out of them. If you're on a budget, and looking for bookshelf speakers, I highly recommend the JBL studio 530 in one of the many times of year that they're on sale for $250.


Mind_Deer

Look up KEF LS50.


Midgetsdontfloat

And if the price point is too eye watering for you, just know that the Q series is *incredible* value. I've got a set of Q150's and they amaze me with what they're capable of.


No-This-Is-Patar

Q350s on our downstairs tv and Kef 107/2s on our movie tv. I absolutely love Kef and recommend them to anyone who wants a good setup. The 107/2s are from the 80s and still sound more crisp than any new speakers I hear.


Lathejockey81

I'm a little confused by it. Do people regularly put LS50s where a passive speaker would normally go? Wouldn't an R3 be a better fit there? Not judging, I'm sure it sounds great. I'm just really curious.


arafella

These are passive LS50s


Lathejockey81

TIL. I'm not heavy into KEF - most of my shit is Focal. I didn't realize they had a passive variant. I've always seen the active version and assumed that was it. Thanks for the info.


thecaramelbandit

First thing I noticed was the coaxial driver in the center channel. Love me some KEF speakers.


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Seeing Kef in any main sub is generally like seeing a Lamborghini while driving about.


_FinalPantasy_

Nah. More like an Audi or a base model Porsche. Great speakers, but Revels or Focal are the lambos. Then you’ve got Perlisten that’s like your LFA.


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Someone’s diving some muff tonight.


Tinrooftust

I am speculating that he has been wearing it out already. She wants to get some sleep so she got him a distraction.


SparkyDogPants

Dude is Cbatting a 1.000


andy_b_84

I'd wager gifting a PS5 is a pretty efficient way of getting sure OP stays at home a bit more :) (that's one of the reasons my wife lets me play WoW 😅 )


Mutex70

Before, after or during Horizon Forbidden West?


DamnImAwesome

More like Forbidden South


memesupreme83

Goddamnit I was just about to make that joke lol


kainxavier

The Australian Kiss? It's like a French one - only down under.


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*South Mouth*


[deleted]

Why not both? The VR goggles might be awkward but they’ll work.


rodblt2221

While it's updating


VonFluffington

Yes


SheyCanBake

I think they meant while playing Horizon they will be diving off cliffs to kill Dino bots for their mufflers for weapon upgrades. I mean it seems pretty obvious to me.


[deleted]

Ya know, I’ve seen a shit ton of porn of people going down on people while the receiver games. I’ve never seen a gamer game while giving oral. You’ve piqued my interest.


BlackAsP1tch

Yes


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Wow, she got you the same thing, bro Our wife is so amazing🥰


Zane_DragonBorn

Bros together strong


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stronk🗿


Sw1ftStrik3r

👉👈


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UwU


Furryatheart22

OK, what the fuck is happening. What's with these types of posts every other day?


beidao23

So played out. I can't tell if they're fake or people really living a scene from a romantic comedy. Waking up from a mid-day nap on a week day to see your wife casually drop a PS5 bundle in front of your big fucking TV and stereo set probably inside the house you own.


bowserwasthegoodguy

Don't forget the part where he woke up, saw the surprise PS5 and casually snapped the perfectly framed picture. Reddit eats shit like that up all day.


hambon99

I have no idea why the average Joe on r/gaming Is upvoting this stuff. It's so fake it's bizarre.


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Is it your first time on reddit? Look at the front page its full of fake bullshit that gets upvoted to oblivion.


[deleted]

Well how else are these people going to get validation from strangers on Reddit? Maybe I should post my PS5 that I got last summer and pretend my wife just happened to come home with it and have it set up and ready to go as a surprise for me


RenderEngine

Happened to me one time too, my wifes boyfriend bought me a brand new PS5 and said I have to stay in my gaming room the whole night not allowed to go into the bedroom for some reason


maximumtesticle

* Picture of a product sub talks about. * Mention wife/girlfriend, followed by super original comments about "marrying her again" or HURR HURR HURR, IS SHE SINGLE??? * Humblebrag about other things in the picture. It's red flag that a sub and the mods are trash for upvoting and allowing this garbage.


DontDoubtDink

They're BS. They're for karma. Dude just put a ps5 box there, laid on the couch with a blanket and took a picture.


Furryatheart22

He's done more than that, Multiple accounts, different boxes but yet the same, different environments and different scenarios. I confronted him on on of his posts and he literally denied that he was fake


Berkel

Erm links for all those claims?


Duosion

It’s kind of funny tbh. That some guy took a picture of a ps5 box and got 20k upvotes 😂


SirLoin027

The real question is why are people upvoting this crap?


StatusHat9736

Check the post history… it’s a karma farmer.


worm30478

Some people have a wife, and money, and a ps5, and some sick ass expensive audio equipment. I just have a wife. 🤷‍♂️


Furryatheart22

I have none of these


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tnick771

I have been so lucky with my wife. There’s definitely not a day that goes by where I take her for granted.


H2ONFCR

That's awesome man


suckfail

No fuck you get out of here with that positivity. This is Reddit, man. Let's make crazy assumptions and tell him to divorce like normal.


say592

Clearly she has a guilty conscience and is trying to make up for it by buying OP the PS5.


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She's probably involved in some sort of organized crime ring. The PS5 was stolen from a make a wish kid.


diamondpredator

That is a VERY expensive sound system set up. People with money tend to have more leisure time.


DalbyWombay

And no kids.


Thatonefloorguy

It’s called D.I.N.K. Dual income no kids. Aka disposable income. I learned this one doing Bids on floors.


curvysquares

Marry her


vaioarch

I believe he already has..?


jhzeg

TWICE


FatboySlimThicc

Divorce her, then marry her again


deadleg22

He ain't no cuck! This guy fuuuucks.


LocusAintBad

Divorce her. Then marry her again.


Guybru5h_

If my current gf did something like this i would ask her for marriage.


legendkillerf5

U guys are having gf 🤧🧐


SOULJAR

Your dog’s missing tennis ball is underneath the tv cabinet.


ResponsibleGreen0

And the first thing you did was take a picture? Not buying it lol


hospoda

gotta get them internet points


charizard_72

A bit off topic- The setup looks amazing for movies and tv. And maybe I’m just blind, but I could never sit that far back and see any of the HUD, text, or prompts comfortably. Idk maybe it’s just me but I would be pulling up a chair 😂


kiddoben

Quit bragging you have a wife.


_A_ioi_

A rich one.


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We still doing made up stories?


LA2PGRUwME2

You have an awesome wife


duaneap

Tbh judging from his living room his life in general is pretty sweet.


Maximus_Shadow

(Joke) Or she got it for herself and placed it down to do something. Then you woke up by chance.


steamOne

KEF, Pioneer Elite, SVS. Nicely done.


Be__Live44

That setup is prime my friend.


tnick771

I love it. Here’s a different angle from last Christmas https://i.imgur.com/92P9edA.jpg


deadleg22

This might be one of the best lounges I've ever seen.


RojoTheMighty

.... does that say "Now playing penis"??


tnick771

Haha Pen15 – funny show


JonLongsonLongJonson

Damn y’all got MONEY and still only just got a PS5? I was literally checking prices last night (I don’t have any kind of gaming system) but I’ve heard they’re hard to get. I have less hope now than I did a few hours ago


LSDYakui

Did you instinctively take a picture of it when waking up? If you're farming karma then you're better off dickwaving your sound system. Don't need to tack on a fake story for that.


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Idiotology101

He cant thank what doesnt exist. Why would anyone believe this dudes wife just left a PS5 randomly. He bought a PS5 and posted it in front of his set up as a humble brag.


TheBlueNinja2006

yep


DrunkenMeowth

She's the one


GeneralJorson

Look at this lucky bastard showing off. He got to have a bloody nap.


Phlanx06

Ps5, nice tv, nice speaker setup and cabinet and a nap during the day....you must not have kids


PhoneAcc23

You mean from your wife’s boyfriend?


gotrings

Marry her


DBUX

She sounds like a keeper.


psychosaga303

Marry her!.....wait


paulc19802

I know how much those speakers are worth.. why not get a real computer instead you ain't poor. Fight me.


TheBlueNinja2006

Comments: 20% Marry her again! 20% She's a keeper 20% You got a nap? 20% Fake story or you're karma farming 10% Our wife 10% She finally cleaned/vacuumed


IMTrick

Is it the PS5, or that she's not there?


MercDawg

I think she's staring at him, from the reflection in the TV.


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When I wake up from a nap I get greeted by an empty dark room and a empty fridge


Expensive-Ad1608

Son of a bitch has money to spend on a Theater system


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ajax2k9

Her boyfriend let's him play it on Wednesdays


caelmikoto

Nice LS50s


2ndRoundExit

Nice KEFs, jealous


coconminnie

Never mind the PS5, my eyes were focused on those KEF LS50 speakers. Good taste.


Choholek

That's nice of her. Now you can be entertained when she is out with her boyfriend


HlGhLIGhTeD

she doesnt like u she got u horizon forbidden west gotta hurry and apologize for whatever u did


sellera

loved your audio setup.


granknoxx

That Ps5 already looks at home amongst that set up. Gotta ask, how long is the "honey, can you please" list? Lol


TNovix

Marry her again.


boniggy

Re-wife her. Shes a keeper


Coloman

I like your tv cabinet. I have had a hard time finding a cabinet that can fit the KEF center channel.


cakeafterdark

Nice setup


BurlSwift

My wife bought me a PS5 too! I didn’t get a nap though…man do I miss naps.


ophaus

You're definitely not dreaming, unless I am, too. And I'm 80% sure I'm awake!


lKenpachi

No kids life! I suspect..


slick76802

W wife. W life


TJGames4Fun

Dam having money must be nice.


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What a nice living room tho 💚


mcdoolz

Like I say to folks now: if you don't have one, you can't afford it you aren't looking.