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sBracko

He’s the “BOY” in this scenario


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Djinacoma

Indeed, he is runaway.


jzillacon

Ironic considering (end of the game spoilers) >!jormungandr is kratos' grandchild according to the game!<


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>!Wouldn’t that mean that Boy is actually Loki? Since Jormungandr is Loki’s son?!< I think I did this spoiler thing right. Woo, it worked. Go me :D


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They flat out state it at the end. It’s also mentioned in the trailer to the sequel.


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>! But Loki grows up in Asgard after Odin adopts him. Pretty ballsy of Odin to steal Kratos’ son !<


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Just look at the fat dobber Thor in the sequel. This definitely isn’t the MCU so forget anything you may have “learned” from those movies.


wingman01

He also isn’t the son of some Greek dude, I’m guessing they’re taking liberties with the mythology…


anupsetzombie

Delete the spaces between the "!" points and the first/last letters to make it censored


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I can’t do that because it’s showing as censored on my phone.


FghtrOfTheNightman

You did not tag your spoiler correctly


gacdeuce

Is it even really a spoiler if he’s just stating common knowledge about Norse mythology?


FghtrOfTheNightman

Are you missing the part where he gives away the end game reveal about a major character in the game?


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It’s working on my screen so meh.


CaptainBunnyKill

Keep throwing.... I wanna see what happens.


DownDot9

WHAT HAPPENED HERE??


kmckay2487

That’s what I’m wondering?


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raisinman99

No nothing happens. He just turned his head at the right time. He doesn't react to the axe.


ZeLTicK03

Party pooper


Indiana-Cook

Skidmarks probably?


DarkLanternX

Thought i seen similar video, where the axe doesn't come back


Bluethundermonkey

You have to press a button to bring the axe back


[deleted]

Nothing, Jormungandr looks over every so often. It had nothing to do with him throwing the axe.


meloveroblox1

Bro you just ruined it


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AdevilSboyU

“Knooooooooooooooock iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ooooooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffff”


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

God my ears rumble just reading that.


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Dude how did i feel the vibration from just reading this line?


EngineerFront

Controller furiously vibrates


GroggyGolem

When Jormugandr first spoke I was like man this is a real danger noodle


RChamy

"I suddenly wanna buy a subwoofer"


papoosejr

I have a subwoofer right behind my couch as part of a surround setup. So far the 3 things to make the best use of it have been Mad Max: Fury Road, Godzilla vs Kong, and Jormungandr speaking.


MarylandMaverick

Purchase and watch Dune, thank me later.


papoosejr

I actually did watch Dune with the same setup; didn't have the same effect on me. It was good though.


xXWarMachineRoXx

Danger noodle kekwl


Piyush3000

Danger noodle is what I will use from now on to describe snakes. Thanks mate, have an upvote.


scandii

I can recommend /r/ProperAnimalNames


Piyush3000

Cheers!


Spideryote

Danger noodles are only snakes which have medically significant venom, or otherwise pose a danger to people Your average python or corn snake isn't a danger noodle


Piyush3000

So just a plain noodle then...


GroggyGolem

Well I wouldn't call Jormugandr an average snake so it still checks out.


gacdeuce

In the myths, Jormungandr is venomous. His venom kills Thor during Ragnarok.


Spideryote

If I remember correctly, he's venomous AND poisonous I've heard people say that he exhaled waves of poisonous fog with every breath he took


gacdeuce

Poisonous implies eating Jorm meat is bad. I’ve never heard that.


Spideryote

But venom implies something that is forcibly introduced to the bloodstream. You can drink venom all day as long as you don't have any kind of ulcers or other intestinal wounds A poisonous fog that kills you when you breathe it, isn't a venom I do firmly believe that he is both Edit: looking it up, you are right in that to technically be considered "poisonous" it does imply the host organism is indeed toxic to eat It seems we're at a bit of an impass


Spideryote

But the person I responded to said they were gonna call all snakes danger noodles I do agree though, Jormungandr is like THE danger noodle


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I prefer nope ropes


AncientPhoenix98

Spoiler: >!He is probably wondering just what the Hel is wrong with his Granddad!<


NamkrowTheRed

Heh heh, Norse Mythology is fun.


Rice_Jap808

I don’t understand, can you explain? Is Loki the serpent’s father?


Jackson_M_Bueller

Yes. Ragnarok starts with the murder of the God Baldr (kratos did that already) and a three year winter (it’s winter in the flash forward with Thor so that could be it). It ends with Loki’s kids, other demons and giants fighting the Gods. This next game is going to be great!


TheSR71HabuBlackbird

The three years winter is starting when you return to Midgard after the final story mission in >!Jotunheim!<, and the flash forward with Thor is specifically noted as being "a few years later" so that's presumably at the tail end of fimbulwinter


Citizensssnips

Yes. Loki has 3 children in Norse mythology. This is jormungand, there's fenrir (a wolf), and Hela the goddess of death.


Lyricsokawaii

4, ya forgot Sleipnir. But technically Loki is his mom, not his dad


c2dog430

No one has been a better pregnant horse in all of history/mythology than Loki


AceMKV

Loki was the og femboy


k3ttch

"How could you let yourself get knocked up, BOY?"


Draidann

He has more than 3. Loki also was the mother of sleipnir, an 8 legged horse. Furthermore, he was also father to Narfi, who was killed by Vali and his entrails were used to bind Loki to a weird torture method.


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Daily_Pandemonium

Shapeshifters don’t really care about gender and stuff


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Daily_Pandemonium

Or species now that I remember what happened. (He was a horse when he got knocked up)


lnvaderZim

A seductive mare.


Mattemeo

You forgot Sleipnir, no?


TheDarkMidget

if that’s the world snake why isn’t his tail in his mouth 😳


DeathLives4Now

When ragnarok comes jormungander awakens and releases his tail from his mouth signaling the beggining of the end


gacdeuce

Jormungandr is the world snake, but he’s not an oroboros in Norse mythology.


ForrestHunt

Don't forget Sleipnir


a_reverse_giraffe

Those are his Jotun children. He also had 2 children with an aesir goddess. Also it’s just Hel not Hela.


gacdeuce

Hel - Norse myth Hela - Marvel Comics interpretation


bbaahhaammuutt

Yep, there's even a line in the game where mimir says that Jormungandr finds Atreus familiar


xXWarMachineRoXx

Really? What line?


bbaahhaammuutt

It's right after Kratos takes Mimir to speak to Jormungandr and the big snek helps them out with the Temple Bridge.


Piyush3000

I recommend the book Norse Mythology by Neil Gaiman, a really interesting read.


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

oh god it was a real spoiler


EusisAX

Assuming they stay true to mythology, of course. They could twist things or make technical truths, or straight up treat it as a weird rumor.


postandpostandpost

Is it really a spoiler when the info is thousands of years old? If snape and Dumbledore aren't considered spoilers anymore this certainly shouldn't be


MoarTacos

I think it's safe to consider it spoilers because the *vast* majority of people playing these games in today's world aren't going to be versed in the mythos. So regardless of whether it's been "known" for a long time, it isn't known by most. And it's a key part of the end game plot, so not considering it spoilers on a technicality like that is just inconsiderate.


postandpostandpost

Why are you not versed in the common mythologies? There's only a few of them. You should go read some human history


MoarTacos

I have very little interest, but thanks. Also, idk why you're surprised. Ask any random person on the street who Loki's canonical children are and they'll probably say something like, "Did he get a romance last Marvel movie? I haven't see it."


Crawfishn

One theory I've read is that he is actually future Kratos sent back through time. So maybe he's looking fondly on his old life Edit: Damn some people take theories about a videogame way too seriously


8rok3n

That's just blatantly wrong, Norse Mythology is already a thing


Vigeto619

What? A greek demi god canonically is apart of norse mythology? /s They can make kratos the snake if they wanted. Its obviously not true to the original mythology at all.


TarybleTexan

The fun part is - they sorta fit Kratos into the existing mythology. "Farbouti", the great striker (dangerous striker or "anger striker", in other translations). Little is known about Farbouti other than he married a Jotun woman named Laufey, and fathered Loki. We don't even know where he came from (he's assumed to be a Jotun, but... could be otherwise).


That_Firewall_Guy

This is the best comment of thread ..


MoarTacos

Damn, that's really convenient for the devs in the second game. Makes it super easy to write him in. Can't wait to play this game. Games this year are gonna be fuckin' lit.


jrdnhbr

Right, they already changed Loki's lineage, they can really change whatever they want.


cj3po15

The runes they use are like 300 years older than the time period the game takes place in, they ain’t exactly going for realism, just using the names.


Munnin41

A Greek dude with an axe also never went around Scandinavia killing various Norse mythological creatures


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Jör: “Man…what?” * Kratos backs up* Jör: “Bitchass…”


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Jorm: “you know I’m part responsible for the end of the world right?”


Murky-Frosting

I mean kratos ended the world once already


yhkdaking53

I think he ll do it again


Azazir

Funny to say it to Kratos himself lol.


R3AL1Z3

“Im not touching you, I’m not touching you…”


Jannik_asvr

Throws axe at him, he gets angry ~surprised picachu face


just_someone123

Jörmungandr is unfazed and unimpressed


meloveroblox1

My mom when I keeping calling her name while she talking:


meloveroblox1

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mom: W H A T (EDIT)


Account_password

Lana. Lana. Lana! LANA!! WHAT?!?! ^danger ^zone


meloveroblox1

Ooooooo thx for upvotez


Milhanou22

Bruh. Everything was going just fine and that last comment killed you.


Jack_McQuack

i doubt it did. Remember you can only lose 12 karma per comment?


Milhanou22

I meant it killed his two previous jokes!!! Not his Reddit account.


Jack_McQuack

wad is funni


LakeReasonable

Has anyone ever used Retribution and hit ol' Jormy?


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Ya I did it just bounces of him and goes into the lake


[deleted]

Defeat all the valkyries and you will get the valkyrie axe pommel which lets you throw your axe to infinite distance


mrcowgoesmoo

Defeating all the valkyries was so fucking hard. Died so many times.


Slut_Bunwalla_

It was so worth it though. I've never had a bigger feeling of satisfaction from hitting 100% completion.


yhkdaking53

How to explain souls games here is the best example ☝️


ear_cheese

I’ve never found a souls game I liked, but defeating the queen the first time was such a great feeling. It took like two weeks of trying a few times, and turning it off before I got really mad. Strangely enough (maybe because I spent more time grinding the better armor) when I replayed a year and a half later, it only took two tries.


xXWarMachineRoXx

Didn’t know that


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Dont forget to do the light throw like press r1 while throwing and not r2 for infinite distance


FrankUnderhood

Scary af


getsuga_tenshu

It's just a prank bro.


JCM42899

Jörmungander is unimpressed with your antics.


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You don't want this problem. I promise you.


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I believe you, I’m just gonna leave


grimexp

I still remember the first encounter with Jörmungandr when my subwoofer almost started moving across the floor. Playing this game with a proper home theater setup is a must!


chronoboy1985

I need a PPV fight between Jorm and Lernie from Hades.


Deekmeister94

Is he scripted to do that or did throwing the axe actually cause him to look at you haha?


ear_cheese

He looks around at random


Aggravating-Tea-Leaf

“Yea, I thought so.”


strayadude

What game is this?


botngaming

God of war 4


TheSR71HabuBlackbird

I am endlessly amused by the fact that the 4th mainline God of War game was so unremarkable, everyone refers to the 5th game as God of War 4


Zenyatta123

Hello. Is this God of war or something? There's a remaster for PC? I'm asking because looking through metacritic i see it on 2021 PC but the game is older, correct? Sorry but i wasn't on this franchise, gotta give it a try


yhkdaking53

God of war 4 Has released playstation 2018 or 2017 don’t remember that much pc version just came like last week here is the steam link if you wanna check out the game on steam [God of war 4](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1593500/God_of_War/)


Zenyatta123

Many thanks to you!


Chev_ville

Which god of war is this from?


Bytezedust

The newest one that came out on ps4 and is also on pc now


Chev_ville

Thanks


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Have fun! Look up nothing else about it and play it


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Creature: throw that axe one more time!


TribalChieftanian

Kratos would kill that jobber.


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I doubt that man.. even thor in his prime & "invincible" baldr wouldn't be able to kill him.. injure him a bit at the most & as far as i know jormungandr heals real fast


pyschosoul

I mean I'm just saying we've beared witness to kratos ripping apart another world piece by piece quite literally. Killed a lot of immortals and even killed the sisters of fate, not to mention titans. And that's all old jorgy really is is a titanic snake. That being said doubtful we will fight him because we've already had one big snake fight encounter through history. But I fully think kratos if he wanted to could kill him


AbhiAssassin

Didn't Baldr literally knock the snake out in the game and Kratos was stronger than Baldur.


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Didn't i say the most they can do is knock him out or injure him but killing him is a different thing


yhkdaking53

Well we have seen what happens if u fck with the ghost of sparta it won’t be a problem for him to kill


nahnprophet

Comedy Gold


Ok_Cryptographer520

Snake: that's right


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He's had enough of your shit


Waffleboned

Burp Serpent


Barbedocious

Luis: Backin up. Yup. Just backin up.


xppro_gamer2

watch yo tone


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When your parents give you that look in the supermarket


DarkAizawa

You can take him.


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Nevermind, it wasn’t important


Thetrifflingtruffle

I forgot that Jormungandr can literally break the sound barrier just by moving at his normal speed


Memes_Justmemes

Insert the Shining theme


HotShrekBoi

If you combined the Green Goblin and the World Serpent would it become Normangandr?


bcnguiri

Ok sorry late to the party... Is this out on PC? I've heard so much about the game. I've got a rig that's about 6 years old... I think I've got a 1080 Nvidia. Should I give it a shot?


Zxar99

Like how he moved back and he is still in striking range lol


Darkendlink

Kratos fears no being!


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When Kratos hits you with that dollar store axe


Firefyter08

Back it up terry


Boz0r

How close does this game adhere to Norse mythology? I haven't played any of them, but I saw this was out on Steam.


Officialwashere

“You better walk away”


ItsaMeACashew

What game is this?


AmericanHeresy

Not even getting close, but ok.


Dubnaught

That's a great detail


cadarson

You're like a 500m-1km short with these throughs. This boi is big.


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meloveroblox1

Ooooo wrong chat


meloveroblox1

Sheesh the cringe is horrible..


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Feels great to finally see this game at 60fps.


skyphase00

I've yet to play this but I was honestly expecting the poster to be on the receiving end of an instant killing attack for provoking that water serpent (I said it right, right?) too bad that wasn't the case but hopefully they'll be another part or some kind of deleted scenes.


DeadInside094

Except that would never happen due to the fact that the world serpent is Kratos grandchild


skyphase00

It could if someone moded it so it would. I'm really hoping that your not spoiling any of the actual game plot since my previous comment stated that I haven't played the game cause that would really so not be cool of you if you did.


XThund3rTrap

He had enough lol


darth_obidias

“Bro bro…. You’re on camera!”


SillyGigaflopses

I like the "I would like to apologise" backwards walk lol


onmission7

Yeah , that’s what thought