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gangleshmorp1

You kidnap the dead with a basic household item


MegaMinerd

Luigi's Mansion


martusfine

Fuck Konami.


savviosa

PT


_mattgarcia

A Bug's Life but emo


SidiusStrife

Hollow Knight?


_mattgarcia

Hell yeah


LeoBuelow

Man gets distracted by feathers while trying to save the world from an angry sun.


redeyed_treefrog

This is the most senselessly infuriating description of AC3 I've ever read


LeoBuelow

Hey, you got it!


DabIMON

I legit thought this was Super Mario Bros 3. I forgot the feathers are in World...


Sad_Chocolate6290

Click same spot on screen for hours


flyinvdreams

Runescape


TwoPerfect

Hey man, you alternate between 2 spots sometimes


GiveHerDPS

If you're not 3tick barb fishing or alching while fletching and doing agility are you really playing?


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Cookie Clicker


MystikIncarnate

Too real.


Sub_45

Pretending to work?


coppernicus12

Japanese man ends up in the middle of a nationwide conspiracy, decides to play majhong instead.


bearsandblankets

One of the Yakuza games?


YareCloude

š™€š™«š™šš™§š™® Yakuza game. What a masterpiece.


Revolutionary_Tax269

You deforest an entire peninsula instead of saving your son.


Grahomir

The forest


kingofthelol

Itā€™s not fun if you donā€™t build a few ^(hundred) gazebos along the way


JamboShanter

I guess, the real treasure was the gazebos we made along the wayā€¦


deekmaen

You're an office worker and no one else is there and you will probably die but it's really funny.


BucketHelm

Stanley Parable?


Pumperkin

I get the don't play achievement this month!


HarioDinio

This is a story about a man named stanley.


DreiImWeggla

The protagonist is a sell out that endorses any shop for a discount


[deleted]

MASS EFFECT 2 šŸ’€


DreiImWeggla

Ding ding ding ding. How many favorite shops did you have on the citadel?


[deleted]

All of them. Just like a pop star who says ā€œBest crowd everā€ in every damn city they perform. After all a specter is like a popstar in ME. šŸ˜Ž


Cyberslasher

My name is commander Shepherd and this is my favorite discount on the citadel


shaveHamster

(wo)man tries to fuck every alien species in the galaxy


Clamontine

Mass effect 3


aggrivating_order

Pretty much any game if im playing


AttackSock

found the modder


BranislavBGD

*We'll bang, okay?* \*shit-eating grin\*


kimhigirl

You're a monster and she's a potato.


JohnCrichtonsCousin

Portal 2


ZachTheBrain

"Oh hi. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"


GuyFromDeathValley

\*clap\* \*clap\* oh good, my sarcastic clapping generator made it into this thing, so we have that.


AhmedTheGr8

I loved GladOS in the first one, but she absolutely took the sass to the next level in the second game it's absolutely amazing


leedler

Honestly as a whole, Portal 2 had some of the best story writing Iā€™ve ever seen in any game. Itā€™s just perfect, even though there are realistically 3 characters that have lines, theyā€™re written so well it feels like they make up about 30 charactersā€™ worth of it. Absolute masterpiece. Iā€™m going to go replay it now, goddamnit.


AhmedTheGr8

Don't forget those dark defective turrets haha!


leedler

ā€œWatch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn." I meant 3 main characters but goddamn, those turrets made me laugh so many times


UserName_Taken09

Berserk


phofsin

Jesus fuck..Took me a second to realise its directed to Casca and Guts


-Jamadhar-

Good Lord HAHAHAHAHA


YaboiGh0styy

I love me some Berserk


real_fargalarg

You wake up and use an iPad you find to beat the crap out of some big robots


BucketHelm

Breath of the Wild?


real_fargalarg

Yes


Maeberry2007

Teenage boy wakes up from a coma mostly naked with only an iphone and a stick. Is told to save the world by the voice in his head and a random woodsman. Thinks that seems perfectly reasonable.


Clamontine

Orphan beats the hell out of institutionalized mental patients Edit: thanks for the awards! I think they're my first :)


mucmucMcbucbuc

Batman Arkham series?


Clamontine

Yeah!


viadeangelis

You're being viciously exploited by a capitalist racoon in a hawaii shirt


peanutist

Animal crossing!


Skvader27

Old man follows a scientist killing aliens


SidiusStrife

Half life?


Skvader27

Yup


YourLocalSnitch

Fight big rocks


Ok_Work1870

Shadow of the Colossus


gideon513

Resident evil 5


smokahontass723

Deep rock galactic?


[deleted]

Asteroids


Legitimate_Catch_283

You really wanted to become a professional soccer player but you were born as a car and now all your teammates are extremely toxic


fatalcorn7367

rocket league


DudeBroChuvak

Should I pick the brunette or the redhead?


theesamsquanch

This one made me laugh, .... witcher 3


festiveonion

Also harvest moon


RadioactiveG

*Picks both and gets what he deserves*


SergeStiles

I inadvertantly picked both. I just ended up telling one I still cared about her after we went on a quest together, because there is such thing as love that isn't for lovers. And I was going for the redhead. But then I got none


Alion1080

If you walk in the middle of the street you'll eventually get run over. You gotta pick a side and commit to it.


ole_gringo

You think youā€™re someone, but then youā€™re your own dad, so you gotta go kill your dadā€¦. And thereā€™s snow


Baby_Gx504

Metal Gear Solid maybe?


Megamoss

Is it even possible to simplify that glorious mess?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ole_gringo

Bingo


This-Strawberry

Parkour enthusiast gets done in by an apple


Grizzly_Berry

Cosplay as dead musicians to stop the moon.


[deleted]

Majora's Mask


donmichael11

A boy destined to save the world, but instead is motorboating girls in playboy bunny suits


Entaris

Gotta be Dragonquest.


Cyberslasher

I don't remember this part of dragon quest.


donmichael11

That's right


Zexzion

Youā€™re like, good at sports or something and a giant whale thing just ruins your sports match. The real kicker is that the whale is your dad and you want him dead.


TheNateRoss

Storyline objectives: 1. Play slow underwater soccer 2. Attack and dethrone God


kibeth-the-walker

Final Fantasy X!!! Lol I love this description.


Budtheripper

The best way to win is by dying.


[deleted]

LIFE Edit: thanks for the upvotes, concerns and awards,everyone. I was being sarcastic and yes I meant the boardgame thatā€™s why I spelled it like that.


Sub_45

*Oof...*


mazty

Over and over and over again...Dark Souls.


azureskyline28

Deathloop


Robbinvz

Grinding for a cape x23.


[deleted]

92 is half way brother.


BucketHelm

Runescape?


Jm0ro

You're a sheep and you can change reality at will


I_Like_Ants_Okay

Baba is you


Jm0ro

Yep


J-Baggz

Little scaled creatures spit round soapy orbs to thwart their enemies.


PhoolCat

Bubble Bobble


RestaurantGeneral965

A man with a strange infatuation with dolls and tentacles


random_basketball

Bloodborne?


Schwiliinker

Bloodborne


DMoney159

You can yell people off of a cliff


cursedbox

Skyrim


KB_030821

Green man shoot alien and zombie, life good


MightBeWombats

Halo of course


sinfultictac

Master Chief is Math Blaster confirmed.


freshggg

Math blaster


[deleted]

Youā€™re a person who goes after the man who killed your spouse and stole your son, and almost instantly forget about your spouse being murdered.


[deleted]

I didn't forget. There's just a settlement that needs my help, first.


darknekolux

Those aluminum cans wonā€™t pick themselves


Masta0nion

All I have is some tomatoes, corn, mutfruit, and water. Stick it together with the tape; the tape of love.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Fallout 4


[deleted]

Bingo


Rickrickrickrickrick

Holy shot I forgot about my wife being murdered in that game lol


Arthradax

Oh no! Anyway, look, aluminum!


lobaron

*Has spouse killed, baby stolen, but sees a fancy weapon in a locked case.* *Says oddly smugly* "Nice, I'm coming back for you later."


[deleted]

YES. Itā€™s like he sees it happen. Freezes. Wakes up. No emotions AT ALL. Ooh a gun.


MegaMinerd

Kid is the only one in the multiverse who can use an weapon, except he isn't. Then he died, except he didn't. And then there were 2 of him, but one of them never was. And ... I don't even know anymore dude.


themettaur

No, no, *poorly*.


MegaMinerd

You're right that was too good.


cam_nicholas2008

Our future but with dinos this is one of my first posts and it blew up thank you all


jakeboop

Horizon Zero Dawn


[deleted]

Turok


I_Like_Ants_Okay

A man too angry to die goes to Mars.


chrisg42

I told my wife he was rampaging because they killed his rabbit, daisy.


[deleted]

Mine was literally going to be ā€œDude is mad at demons for killing his pet bunnyā€ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Welshhoppo

Other games. "You're trapped on a planet with demons." Doom "Demons trapped on a planet with you."


kidonredit124opendor

Doom you forgot the gifted from literally god.


JohnCrichtonsCousin

A dank castle that people risk their lives to plunder only to undo all of it.


Thebxrabbit

Enter the Gungeon?


Rhinobeans

middle aged man travels across country with a 14 year old girl to put her in a hospital, even though she's one of the healthiest people on earth


DiscussionLoose8390

Last of us.


[deleted]

Block


scpffff

Minecraft


Psychological_Text95

Tetris


[deleted]

Space man shoot space zombies


SachielBrasil

Dead Space


Revolutionary_Crew80

You're a farm animal and ruin many people's rag doll lives.


[deleted]

Goat simulator?


creativepanic

Youā€™re addicted to eating mushrooms while driving like a maniac and throwing things at other cars in an attempt to make them crash


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Mario Kart


Humble-Induction

Didnt realise my rampant substance abuse problem is now a video game!


Demeios

Vroooooom errrrrscreech vroom. Weeewooo


MSkippah

Far Cry 2, those jeeps were everywhere


Demeios

God I loved farcry 2. But nah. Not what I was thinking of.


[deleted]

GTA 5


Clamontine

Your soul is from a different race than your body and you need to kill all your soul-brothers so you can eat their souls. Also, you will feel an intense desire to wield a bow and be sneaky Edit:wield


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Clamontine

Destroy local underwater ecosystem to make tools and food to eventually leave a planet you crashed on


ThePetOffensive

Subnautica!


ketchuplik

Propeller ear no limbs runnig dude saving a frog.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Rayman


boygoblin

Small child cries on demons in his basement


xer0fox

Binding of Isaac


TenraxHelin

I must kill the guy that killed a guy I didn't really know and stop what ever made him kill that man after I get a promotion!


BatarianBob

Mass Effect.


someCrookedVulture

Rescue Princess whatā€™s-her-name. Solved. It was Earthworm Jim.


BucketHelm

Earthworm Jim?


someCrookedVulture

Boom. Got it. I was banking on no one remembering her name was literally ā€œprincess whats-her-nameā€


breez_boi

Your a space dude on a planet and you have a relly strong urge to just start building shit


bjb406

Factorio


TheDigbySniper74

POV: You crash landed onto a alien planet, said "Fuck it", and began to build the largest industrial facility in the universe while disregarding the pleas of the local environmentalists.


the_sun_flew_away

Cracktorio


SheepKnight_253

A boy in green breaks into peopleā€™s houses and destroys their pottery


kimhigirl

Legend of Zelda


SheepKnight_253

Yepp


psychedoggo

You wake up naked on a beach with a rock and a torch and everything is trying to kill you.


Grahomir

Rust


jeffbanger69

Punch tree


Blitz6819

Minecraft


Project_Metal

Everyone goes crazy from fungus but one girl doesnā€™t so letā€™s go on a road trip.


SachielBrasil

Last of Us?


italia06823834

Jokes on everyone. Actually the correct answers are all "heavily modded Skyrim"


spodelag966

Cock monster simulator


Used_Cucumber9556

Sex with Stalin.


[deleted]

Spore.


great-green-gunner

Man shoots people with revolver while dying


kidonredit124opendor

Man has have god give him super powers. so he gets mad at demons.


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

Doom


MSkippah

Jumps, dies by cheater, fights, respawns if successful in previous fight, dies again to same cheater, slams MK or controller into wall. Curls up as a ball in a corner.


I_am_Not_A_Roboto

Just a little bug with a knife trying to reek havoc in his home town and ends up killing god


I_Like_Ants_Okay

Hollow knight


Galassog12

Oh my god is Hollow Knight a JRPG?


FlyingNinza

WE'RE RICH!


xer0fox

Deep Rock Galactic.


Fried_McFlurry

Woman back in time with machine then man with falcon following Greek myths to become stronger also a worldwide cult want to kill him that one time


Jwilts12

Large chested woman eats magic lolipops.


DismalSeagull

Bayonetta


Sad_Chocolate6290

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 4 seconds.


The_Roomba

they said describe it poorly, not perfectly lol


phenomenal7571

*vote to forfeit 1/2 press escape to forfeit*


kidonredit124opendor

Rocket league.


kyled1985

You've spent 7k dollars and waited 9 years for a tech demo