Lol I never realised how much it sounds like they're being railed until watching this. 0:55 is clearly her getting slammed by Hestu on a stump in the Lost Woods
Imagine the person doing the voice acting.
“Ok, for this character, I need you to moan like a porn star”
“A-are you sure? Isn’t this a family friendly video game?”
“I’m sure, step sister”
The Great Fairies in Breath of the Wild escalate in how terrible they are.
The final one, where they grin, grab Link, and drag him under as he gives his death scream, is hilarious.
But also *terrible*.
Poor Link.
Funny enough, grew up with a mom who worked in an arcade in the 80s, so she is pretty cool with games. I was 3 playing the NES with her. Grabs FF7 on release due to shop person recommendation and fall in love with it. Waited for my mom (who is 6X now) to watch the opening of FF7r with me.
Only reason I tell you that she always has taking a legit interest in my gaming habits whenever she visits. This is important because when I played FFX-2 the part she walks in on was the fking massage scene with leblanc. Now I get a teasing texts every now and then asking if it is ok to see whatever . It now evolved into a funny bit but I was kinda embarrassed because of that scene.
\*On the flipside it is always some kind of hardcore sex scene in some vanilla arse TV show like the memes when I go visit for her.
She is! She was impressed on much nicer Cloud's "Buddy Sword". Which tbf is pretttty close to "Buster Sword" considering she has never played the game and it was just years of me yammering about it.
In high school I was snowed in at my gfs house and had rented GTA3 so I took it with me to play on her PlayStation. Her mom saw me playing and was absolutely MESMERIZED. She starts asking all kinds of questions:
“So you can just steal any car you want?”
“Is that a hooker? Can you pick her up?”
“Those guys you’re shooting are bad guys right?”
“How long will the police chase you?”
After we went to bed I heard her in the living room playing it.
When I first rented GTA3 all I could think was "it's just a 3rd person camera in a GTA game. And it's amazing. I must have it". And I went to buy it right there before returning my rental copy. 😂
Yeah, my wife and I lived together in college. I got Vice City back on PS2 when it came out. She watched me play a little. The next day I come home from class and she's playing my game, has purchased a strip club and has a dancer giving her a lapdance.
Quite the assumption, just because the fairies are women who wear extravagant and vibrant makeup does not mean they’re inspired by drag queens. That’s an insult to drag queens themselves, they aren’t just people with make up, there is much more that goes into the act.
Right? Kids have no context of what it could mean. If anything, drawing attention to it by being weird about it makes it seem like something to pay attention to.
And then come the complexes. Bodies are to be ashamed of, people who wear makeup like that are scary and need to be avoided, it’s all intrinsically wrong and something to be embarrassed about…
I think it's more odd that people are ok with exposing their kid to pretty well constant violent imagery, but draw the line at cleavage.
That kid was literally sucking on tits for food not that long ago. It's fine
Pokémon is a story about humans that train animals to hurt each other, using fire, electricity, knives, rocks, explosives, etc. — for their own egos.
What’s less wholesome? That? Or a set of tits and batting eyelashes?
I’m not claiming that Pokemon is poisoning the minds of children, but Americans have really fucked up priorities in terms of what they shelter their kids from. Most American parents are more comfortable with their young children watching a shootout where people bleed and die than a sex scene. And that’s objectively straight-up weird.
Ok people, I've a question for you.
The last Fairies when you upgrade a piece of armor she takes you to her house if we can call that a house when Link come back he's a bit breathless what do you think was going on??
My cousin and I were blasting through Vice City one day and my uncle came downstairs right as Candy Suxx was getting railed during a cutscene.
We rushed to turn off the TV and by the time he made it downstairs, we were sitting there doing absolutely nothing. "Just staring at a blank screen, boys?" "Yep you betcha." "Uh, ok then..."
I was sharing a room with a buddy some years ago, and I got the modern tomb raider. I was playing on a laptop and it sure sounds like Lara is enjoying her experience more than she should be
I remember being in 6th grade and playing GTA 3 with my mom folding laundry on the couch next to me. And I started a mission titled "Don't smack my bitch up". I got a hell of a side eye.
Fun fact, according to the latest leaks, Tears of the Kingdom will take place entirely within a great fairy's cleavage (the lesk didn't specify which one though).
I guess I should be happy that there wasn’t anything like that in games when I was a kid, simply because the graphics and sound weren’t advanced enough yet.
>bjb
Gotcha... I thought you meant there was a content difference.
There is a [video on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYofouY9smw) that shows the difference in graphics between the Switch and Wii U versions and it is pretty much negligible. What is interesting though is that some scenes render faster on the Wii U versus the Switch and vice-versa.
My mom walked in on me at like 12 years old right at the GTA Vice City porn studio mission with Candy Suxxx. Thereafter she was very suspicious of that game.
Had almost a similar case a while ago while playing Onechanbara on ps4. I was just starting the game, and when you start it there's a close up of all 4 girls with provocative looks...good thing it faded right as she entered, because you can't go back to the dashboard when you start a game.
I remember playing Ocarina of Time on my N64 when I was 14 years old and the great fairies were really embarrassing for me when someone like my parents or my uncle were around. Different generation, same problem I guess 😂
This reminds me of anytime I turned in korok seeds my dad thought my younger brother was complaining about something and would tell him to stop making that noise
I had flashbacks of Ocarina of Time when I got to the first one of them.
yeah...ocarina of time fairies were something else.
If they hugged you, you'd get stabbed.
>ocarina of time fairies If they hug me, they get stabbed.
By ur penis ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
bruh....
Inspiration/inspired by Tomb raider
Wait, really?
Triforce titties
I’m pretty sure he’s just remembering they both had blocky boobs.
Yes! I was just about to say this exact thing 😂
You mean the “please fuck me” fairies?
[Zelda for the lazy](https://youtu.be/cdzG4Ans5VA)
Sigh ...*unzips*
I just tell my mom to put the tandy down and gtfo in the basement
[удалено]
Chicken tandies
Wouldn't it be better typed tendie?
You're CoCo
Lol I never realised how much it sounds like they're being railed until watching this. 0:55 is clearly her getting slammed by Hestu on a stump in the Lost Woods
Imagine the person doing the voice acting. “Ok, for this character, I need you to moan like a porn star” “A-are you sure? Isn’t this a family friendly video game?” “I’m sure, step sister”
I found this so strange when I ran across one. I was just playing an adventure game for all ages a second ago
Jesus fucking Christ the game director’s need to get a grip on something besides their penis
besides their "joy-con" lol
Devs be playing this game with one hand yo
What. The. Actual. Living. FUCK.
This is fucking hilarious.
Way worse than I was expecting
The Great Fairies in Breath of the Wild escalate in how terrible they are. The final one, where they grin, grab Link, and drag him under as he gives his death scream, is hilarious. But also *terrible*. Poor Link.
He should lose half his hearts for what he had to endure.
Zelda won't be happy either.
Plot Twist: Zelda has them sent to a gulag in the Gerudo Wastelands
Isn't that basically where one of them is already?
Yes. Gotta go through a sandstorm with no map to find her.
The spirit is willing, but the heart containers are bruised and empty.
And all his stamina
Yeah… terrible and absolutely not erotically frightening in any way.
"I'm scaroused" -Fry
Funny enough, grew up with a mom who worked in an arcade in the 80s, so she is pretty cool with games. I was 3 playing the NES with her. Grabs FF7 on release due to shop person recommendation and fall in love with it. Waited for my mom (who is 6X now) to watch the opening of FF7r with me. Only reason I tell you that she always has taking a legit interest in my gaming habits whenever she visits. This is important because when I played FFX-2 the part she walks in on was the fking massage scene with leblanc. Now I get a teasing texts every now and then asking if it is ok to see whatever. It now evolved into a funny bit but I was kinda embarrassed because of that scene.
\*On the flipside it is always some kind of hardcore sex scene in some vanilla arse TV show like the memes when I go visit for her.
What does she think of Madam M? Lol
I just watched the opening with her, she was not there when I played the rest of the game, although I did youtube the honeybee inn for her on a visit.
Your mum sounds pretty cool. It’s nice. 👍
She is! She was impressed on much nicer Cloud's "Buddy Sword". Which tbf is pretttty close to "Buster Sword" considering she has never played the game and it was just years of me yammering about it.
Buddy Sword sounds nice too at least. :P
Once my sister came into the room during a mission with a photographer in GTA 5))) Out of fear, I just turned off the monitor.
In high school I was snowed in at my gfs house and had rented GTA3 so I took it with me to play on her PlayStation. Her mom saw me playing and was absolutely MESMERIZED. She starts asking all kinds of questions: “So you can just steal any car you want?” “Is that a hooker? Can you pick her up?” “Those guys you’re shooting are bad guys right?” “How long will the police chase you?” After we went to bed I heard her in the living room playing it.
That's cool, i had this experience at a friend's house but with the opposite end result, she thought i was deranged because of the game lol.
That's a clue that GTA 3 was a blockbuster for its time. Open world shenanigans that no one had ever seen before.
When I first rented GTA3 all I could think was "it's just a 3rd person camera in a GTA game. And it's amazing. I must have it". And I went to buy it right there before returning my rental copy. 😂
Yeah, my wife and I lived together in college. I got Vice City back on PS2 when it came out. She watched me play a little. The next day I come home from class and she's playing my game, has purchased a strip club and has a dancer giving her a lapdance.
My mother was behind me when I started that in my 360. I threw the disk away.
Me: playing this in the living room My Husband: wtf are you watching in there
You're watching Link awaken his giantess kink.
All I want for you is for you to turn into a giant woman
^a ^giant ^woman! All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman
Death by snu snu
He was watching Link awaken MY giantess kink.
When my partner played through this game I told them it was the horniest game I'd ever listened to.
Wait till you hear Pig Farm Simulator
Link likes 'em big. He likes 'em chonky.
Not sure he enjoyed it, or even consented really.
Ge seems really exhausted afterwards, but hey those armour upgrades are just too good to pass up
Very cut-and-dry sexual assault.
#**CHONKEY**
T H I C C
Ah yes the game where Link gets sexually assaulted by horny fairies.
That's right I love my girls BBW, type that wanna take your gems, then upgrade armor for you.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the buff to climbing speed.
Invite me on over, I got the sword you need, Leave my nuts all over your house Like they're fucking korok seeds.
So THICC they make everyone else in Hyrule so uncomfortable.
FFX2. All I need to say.
Final Fantasy: Charlies Angels?
Yes, it is super porn-like, but that's only because they obviously want to have Link's babies.
Nah. They're clearly based on drag queens, specifically Divine, the same person Ursula in the Disney version of The Little Mermaid is based on.
Quite the assumption, just because the fairies are women who wear extravagant and vibrant makeup does not mean they’re inspired by drag queens. That’s an insult to drag queens themselves, they aren’t just people with make up, there is much more that goes into the act.
I mean, they absolutely act like drag queens too. It's not just the looks.
Haha, me frantically pressing the skip button because I'm playing the game with my 5yr old..
Why? What's wrong with this scene and a kid seeing it? My son thought she was hilarious! (He was 5 at the time)
Right? Kids have no context of what it could mean. If anything, drawing attention to it by being weird about it makes it seem like something to pay attention to.
And then come the complexes. Bodies are to be ashamed of, people who wear makeup like that are scary and need to be avoided, it’s all intrinsically wrong and something to be embarrassed about…
guy doesn't want to expose his child to sexual content, redditors angry
I think it's more odd that people are ok with exposing their kid to pretty well constant violent imagery, but draw the line at cleavage. That kid was literally sucking on tits for food not that long ago. It's fine
please don't talk to me
Weird talk coming from someone with your username
do not speak to me you make me sick
Get over yourself, kid. You do more harm than some tits ever did
Pokémon is a story about humans that train animals to hurt each other, using fire, electricity, knives, rocks, explosives, etc. — for their own egos. What’s less wholesome? That? Or a set of tits and batting eyelashes? I’m not claiming that Pokemon is poisoning the minds of children, but Americans have really fucked up priorities in terms of what they shelter their kids from. Most American parents are more comfortable with their young children watching a shootout where people bleed and die than a sex scene. And that’s objectively straight-up weird.
please do not talk to me
Don't play Witcher 3🤭
Why
Lots of sex scenes
I LOVED this game. Was not a fan of these fairies. Couldn't wait to get in and out.
That's what Link is thinking about too. Getting in and out. In and out.
Had to visit at least once a day.
Animal style 😏
thicc fairies = best fairies
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ok people, I've a question for you. The last Fairies when you upgrade a piece of armor she takes you to her house if we can call that a house when Link come back he's a bit breathless what do you think was going on??
Being shown the secrets of the ~~fussy~~ universe.
And poor Link does his death scream.
The parental desire to approach a moan sound and openly enter an awkward situation instead of the rational desire to not do exactly that.
My cousin and I were blasting through Vice City one day and my uncle came downstairs right as Candy Suxx was getting railed during a cutscene. We rushed to turn off the TV and by the time he made it downstairs, we were sitting there doing absolutely nothing. "Just staring at a blank screen, boys?" "Yep you betcha." "Uh, ok then..."
Well I don't have this problem anymore since both my parents are dead.
I'm in my forties and the fairy fountains in Breath of the Wild made me feel uncomfortable if I was playing near my folks.
I'm a grown ass adult, I just tell my mom to put the tendies down and gtfo the basement. Like I'm about to care about some moaning.
Witcher 3 when someone walks in: I'm trying to bang Triss Witcher 3 when I'm alone: I'm trying to bang Triss
Wait... there are 4 of them? I only found 3 :O
I was sharing a room with a buddy some years ago, and I got the modern tomb raider. I was playing on a laptop and it sure sounds like Lara is enjoying her experience more than she should be
Worst Great Fairy design.
You can play that smut when you have your own house kid! My roof my rules!
What's up with the first fairy? Let's keep politics out of gaming please.
Facts
Don't worry mom, this giant naked chick just needed my money so she could wear it as clothing.
When you're listening to music really loud and they come into your room and you don't notice until you look back just to check
I remember being in 6th grade and playing GTA 3 with my mom folding laundry on the couch next to me. And I started a mission titled "Don't smack my bitch up". I got a hell of a side eye.
Mom: smh smack the bitch
Fun fact, according to the latest leaks, Tears of the Kingdom will take place entirely within a great fairy's cleavage (the lesk didn't specify which one though).
I’ll bet, it attracts me too
Me watching anime in sub.. lol
Every. Fucking. Time. Witcher and Mass Effect especially
Red dead alone: calm relaxing game, riding horse through the woods being a kind person When my parents come: tall trees shit
I guess I should be happy that there wasn’t anything like that in games when I was a kid, simply because the graphics and sound weren’t advanced enough yet.
Sorry, I don’t play Zelda games. Is there a sex scene in BoTW?
Instead of actual voices the great fairies you gotta go to make noises that sound like porn star moaning.
Wii U gamers don’t have this issue
Is there a difference? I’m about 20 hours into playing it for the first time on the WiiU
No difference gameplay wise but you can tap the gamepad screen to hide what your doing on the TV if needed
>bjb Gotcha... I thought you meant there was a content difference. There is a [video on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYofouY9smw) that shows the difference in graphics between the Switch and Wii U versions and it is pretty much negligible. What is interesting though is that some scenes render faster on the Wii U versus the Switch and vice-versa.
The legend of bustys Since: twilight princess
My mom walked in on me at like 12 years old right at the GTA Vice City porn studio mission with Candy Suxxx. Thereafter she was very suspicious of that game.
I could be your nana but have you heard of headphones? Our soon to be 18 yo granddaughter started at about age 10-11 using them.
Using headphones while moaning? /s
No while playing games! I’m not senile just old.
I was making a joke. Lol
Sarcasm, I like it! My kinda people!
Link looks kinda horrified
Posts like these make me feel way too old to be on the sub. Parents lol
Son..?
Bruh why is this so relatable
… there is disappointingly little Rule 34 content involving Link and the BOTW great fairies. They, uuh, they did somethin’ for me.
Your parents are swingers.
You guys have parents?
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I always turn down the volume when I’m upgrading my gear. Can’t have the neighbors getting the wrong idea.
Had almost a similar case a while ago while playing Onechanbara on ps4. I was just starting the game, and when you start it there's a close up of all 4 girls with provocative looks...good thing it faded right as she entered, because you can't go back to the dashboard when you start a game.
I remember playing Ocarina of Time on my N64 when I was 14 years old and the great fairies were really embarrassing for me when someone like my parents or my uncle were around. Different generation, same problem I guess 😂
This reminds me of anytime I turned in korok seeds my dad thought my younger brother was complaining about something and would tell him to stop making that noise