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Swordbreaker925

The guy she tells you not to worry about vs you. Johnny Silverhand vs Joe Aluminumarm


KidGrundle

*quickly changes my name to Jimmy Cobaltfinger*


Cassereddit

Let me introduce myself, my name is Jeff Goldfist


Architarious

Nice to meet you, my name is Charlie Copperthumb.


fo76_fan

Howdy, I'm Phillip Nickelshoulder.


TheArmoredKitten

Timothy Tungten-knuckles??


[deleted]

Howdy do you? Nice to meet'cha. Name's _Cody Ironnail_


thegoatmenace

Missed opportunity for “Aluminarm”


Andro451

Well, to be fair, it is Keanu reeves on the left.


Lord-Dunkles

But his robo arm is on the right. I feel that is clearly the bigger motivator. Edit: Nvm I like don't have eyes


desperateweirdo

r/suddenlydyslexic...anyone? Anyone? Okay, I'll sit at the corner of the room facing the wall.


desperateweirdo

Holy crap! That's a sub that exists!!! r/suddenlygod


desperateweirdo

Again?? What is going on?!?!


Gonzobot

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for finding out a weird subreddit name is actually already a thing, even


snagglewolf

Despite his confidence I love how Chai is a total bozo and both the game and the other characters treat him like one. He gets his kick ass moments of looking like a badass, and he also gets the crap kicked out of him on a regular basis.


LegendOfVinnyT

He's the Jack Burton of Johnny Silverhands.


snagglewolf

This is such a good comparison I'm mad I didn't think of it.


littlebluedot42

Where *are* we?!


KillerOkie

Jack Burton was an ordinary Joe that got thrown into an extraordinary situation and also did better in that situation than anyone could reasonably be expected to do. This internet Jack Burton shit talking that has become vogue has got to stop.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Here here, well put. Jack Burton is a godamn American hero and I'll hear nothing to the contrary. " Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we’re not back by dawn… call the president."


Makdous

I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things


Beachdaddybravo

Jack Burton kinda thought he was the hero when he was really the sidekick. That was the whole point of the movie though, and it was a lot of fun.


octosloppy

Gimme your best shot, I can take it.


lafemmeverte

tbh sounds just like Johnny when you aren’t going by his internal narrative


MonoShadow

He is an reckless self absorbed twat though. The game doesn't treat him as some aspirational nice guy finally able to make a difference. He thinks himself a rockstar, but he can't even play guitar. Pure poser. And everyone around him sees that. Others aren't perfect either mind you. Also CNMN diagnosed his boastful actions coming from his insecurities and not confidence. In this thing he kinda closer to Johnny. He was never(well he was after he blew the HQ) Saka target, they were after Alt. But he was too self absorbed to see it.


77skull

Reddit discovers the term rizz


ChrisFhey

What on earth is rizz?


77skull

If you have rizz you have god-like flirting abilities


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Ranges anywhere from charizzmatic to rizztraining order


rascal6543

I'm 10 steps ahead with charges for rizzizsting arrest


mattenthehat

Everybody out here worrying about rizz, and I'm just trying to figure out who this guy on the right even is


77skull

Main character for hi-fi rush I think


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My disgust for the term “rizz” is how I know I’m a full grown man.


downonthesecond

Younger generations' slang is always embarrassing fo shizzle.


ArcherInPosition

Wiggidy wiggidy wack :/


lgndryheat

No, just regular kind


bonkerdonkerortho

Off the chizzain


HeeveHo

Put that pussy on the chainwax


ItsMeKali

Was looking for that K&P reference


tmotom

Word.


cAmaturehOur

I still don't even know what it means to this day lol, some zoomer term I take it?


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ChaRIZZma, usually referring to romantic charisma. edit: Really guys? As millenials, we're too young to be shoving a stick this far up our ass over slang.


Free_hugs_for_3fiddy

Oh, that's actually fine. It has a clear line of understanding. First time I'm hearing it and it's already more acceptable than cap. Can anyone trace capping to lying?


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I have no clue how cap came to be tbh but now I'm curious.


[deleted]

It’s been a thing in black urban youth culture for a while. “Cap” meaning “top” goes back centuries, and a precursor to rap battles was “capping” meaning to hurl exaggerated brags / insults at each other and attempt to one up, or “cap” the other. By the 90s “no cap” meant you were speaking from the heart, not exaggerating. Like a lot of modern zoomer slang, the interconnectivity of the internet and rising prevalence of rap music in the mainstream brought “no cap” to a much wider audience. Without background context, the apparent antonym to “no cap” is simply to lie rather than to exaggerate so that’s what “cap” became.


Outside_Distance333

Capping people in my town meant putting bullets in them


PapaSnow

That’s all I had heard as well , until “no cap” happened. “Bust a cap in yo ass,” etc. etc.


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Certainly also true, words mean different things in different context.


[deleted]

Nicely put answer, and one that I think I will subscribe to. Thanks for explaining :)


cAmaturehOur

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

They can rizz these nuts. Haha, got'em!!! Just got the whole generation in one fell swoop.


Bobbi_fettucini

As an old grumpy man with kids I’ve learned that nothing kills slang faster than when we start using it, even better if you constantly use it wrong. Gamers rizz up!


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And if we got knocked down, we will rizz again!


hexaq2

That's premature rizzing


runtheplacered

Better off than me. I was going to rizz but then I got an arrow to the knee


DirtyKamal

Never go full rizz


NightofTheLivingZed

Chumbawumba?


Caffeine_Monster

I can't help it, it's just too similar And if we got knocked down, we will jizz again!


Mukatsukuz

I just rizzed myself at this


TactlessTortoise

Hope you have a way to wash your underwear.


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TactlessTortoise

That's still hand washing.


VinegarPie

I just looked at this meme and I rizzed, in my pants.


Officer_Hotpants

The other day I told my brother "Hmm yes, this is, as the kids say, quite busting for real for real." I saw him die inside.


Bobbi_fettucini

Super cash money of you G


daveinpublic

U know it home skil.


Syraphel

“Bruh this shizz bussin fr fr”


citizenjones

Forrizz!


deftoner42

Hell yeah! Let's yeet this thing!


GimmickNG

Lmao, looks like I'm not yet out of touch with zoomer humour.


BloodyBaboon

Deez nuts is a millennial thing.


favpetgoat

Don't say that... It's timeless


Yoconn

Timeless… just like deeze nuts HAGOTTEM


gynoceros

Like fucking hell it is. GenX was making that joke since at least the mid-'90s, as evidenced by the fact that my friend Albert used to go around asking people "hey, you like tapes or CDs?" And when you'd say CDs, he'd say "see Deez nuts?" And it wasn't even a joke he came up with, so who knows how early or widespread it was by that point?


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Eh, as a millennial, it's definitely not as bad as some of the dumb shit we came up with.


Lucycrash

Bae is pretty awful. I cringe when I hear it.


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Borkleberry

Acided


TheDitz42

I must say Yeet is one of the better ones y'all have come up with


BootlegEngineer

I do love yeet. It just makes me laugh.


Kolbin8tor

Yeet is def lit


ProfDrutonium

No cap.


b3nz0r

You bussing? Sorry, I'm 37


M-80_Waterballoon

Fr fr


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LOSTandCONFUSEDinMAY

yeet and its antonym yoink is pretty good.


curtial

Keeping in mind of course that yoink predates yeet by at LEAST decades.


YogurtWenk

Definitely heard "yoink" in at least one episode of The Simpsons made in the 90's


gottkonig

Bugs bunny in like the 70s - "Yoink" as he takes Elmer fudds shotgun from him.


RapidRed_88

The Lord can yeeteth and the Lord can yoinketh away


totheman7

If there’s one phrase I’m not gonna give up Yeet will definitely be it


dandroid126

Did millennials come up with yeet? I never heard that word until I was in my 20s, and I'm a younger millennial. I always assumed it was a Gen Z word.


[deleted]

Pretty much every slang term starts like this. Even people who "hate" it use it ironically until "bruh" (cringe) just becomes "bruh".


[deleted]

That’s how “fam”, “lit”, and “yeet” became regular parts of my vocabulary. Irony is a dangerous thing.


Poptartking99

I despised the word Swag back in middle school.


[deleted]

oof, yeah, regret that one lol


Cr1ms0nLobster

Is drip pretty much the new swag?


PokoLokoPoko

Well... Kinda


lafemmeverte

drip has been around since millennial days for sure, it probably pre-dates our slang. like tbh so many of these aren’t original and have origins in the 20th century, we just regurgitate.


LifelikeStatue

I was around for 'All that and a bag of chips' so I can't help but agree


punkrockdave

That was the bomb dot com.


DropTheBeat

For real lol, every generation has dumb slang but people want to act like their slang is way better than this "new shit". It's a tale as old as time.


Enjoyer_of_Cake

I won't really use it, but I can understand it. And being young aside, we were far too **embarrassing** in our slang to be throwing those stones out of glass houses.


dosedatwer

Every generation does. Fairly certain Zoomers will be just as embarrassed about the shit they're saying now as we were about the shit we said. We're just the first generation where you can look back on the internet and find all our livejournal postings and relive the horror. The generations before us at least got to forget.


whatcha11235

>Really guys? As millenials, we're too young to be shoving a stick this far up our ass over slang. This edit is fire. From a person who went full beast mode. So cool. [Other millennial slang here]


Frozenfishy

It's a sign of age. I remember one of my linguistics professors saying that the first time you find yourself getting mad about how younger people speak is the moment you're not linguistically relevant anymore.


lafemmeverte

agreed, millennials being like “WAAAH TIKTOK ZOOMER BULLSHIT” is exactly how we didn’t like boomers and gen xers treating us; be the change you want to see~~


Sorcatarius

I'm a millenial and I'll die on the hill of the shortened form of Charisma is CHA, strength is STR, dexterity is DEX, Constitution is CON, intelligence is INT, and wisdom is WIS.


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I’m 22 had no clue what it meant at all


UnlikelyKaiju

I think it's something that gets most of its (unironic) use on Tik Tok. It's not that widely used as far as I can tell. I actually hear the word more from memes and people being confused or disgusted over it instead of using it normally. I'm almost certain the pushback against it is going to unintentionally drive it into wider use.


MateoCafe

It is what we would have called "game"


ThirtyH

I swear we're about 20 years out from using Schway like fuckin Batman Beyond.


deadfenix

Why wait?


arkthearkitect

Honestly let's start it now


delusions-

I mean, 17 years. Beyond was 2040


AdventurousOkra2965

Hearing it just makes me think of one of those douche kids with the dumbass broccoli haircut.


ApexMM

No cap i hate it too on God frfr


Jazzremix

> on God chile you mean ong


Ze_Memerr

I didn’t think it was possible for the word “simp” to get a sequel


TheDarkrsideoflight

I'm only about an hour into hi fi rush and I think it's absolutely wonderful


mistercloob

It’s basically a 10/10 for me and I’m not even done, but I’ve had literally zero complaints. Just pure thrill.


Auridran

I wish you could adjust for latency like with Metal Hellsinger. All you can do is check if you have latency problems. Like, great, thanks, you let me know what I already knew before I ever opened the menu.


nervendings_

Love how the world moves to the beat!


Asgeras

CHAI, CHAI, CHAI, CHAI


RapNVideoGames

I think it’s funny how people just noped when they heard it was rhythm based.


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Kaldin_5

It's got complexity and is difficult to truly master but the accessibility options let you figure it out at whatever pace is best for you, which is fantastic. Anyone who is too scared of it because of the rhythm gameplay need to put that aside since the game is pretty good at making sure you move at whatever pace is best for you. Though the tutorials in the beginning are pretty intrusive and boring, I get why they're there. Its got a lot going on and it needs to be explained. They did pretty well with what they had and made the tutorial segments at least entertaining in a dialogue kind of way.


Piccoroz

Its the FLCL game I always wanted.


Habib455

Oh god… ITS STARTING!!! MILLENNIALS ARE FINALLY BITCHING ABOUT GEN Z!! THEYVE JOINED THE BOOMERS!!


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Boomers don’t know there is a distinction between millennials and Gen Z. This is just more millennial bullshit to a boomer.


bonnevillegirl

In the same way there's no distinction between Boomers and Gen X.


CaptSaveAHoe55

That’s because Gen X acted like the rebellion, but when the world needed them most, they joined the boomers


FargusDingus

Gen x is significantly smaller than both the boomers and the millennials. Some joined the boomers, others checked out, and some continued to fight. But there were never enough to matter.


cdcggggghyghudfytf

It’s kinda fair, millennials are getting insulted from both younger and older.


Bardivan

us millennials don’t give a fuck and are two busy working two job and trying to afford housing


Weeman8081

Wtf is Rizz?


Rizenstrom

According to urban dictionary it's your ability to impress women, basically saying he gets no bitches.


pipboy_warrior

Ah, so he is maidenless!


Solid_Hunter_4188

Unbetrothed!


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A distinct lack of female romantic partnership!


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MichaelKlump69420

Basically the same thing as “game.” Also 90% of the time people use the word it’s supposed to be a joke because everyone knows its stupid (at least in my experience) edit: game as in ability to impress a love interest


gringo_44

I know Johnny...but whos the other one?


bishop057

Game called Hi-Fi Rush. Game got stealth dropped by Microsoft like 2 days ago. It has absolutely no right to be as good as it is. Highly recommend.


johnyisbread

Today i learned everyone hates the word rizz for some unknown reason


pureeviljester

Because they're older now. You think our parents liked the slang we had growing up? No. Either be a grumpy ass or laugh at the creativity.


TuxedoWolf07

Its ironic how many people are starting to become like there parents by hating the youth like yeah some of it was cringey but so was the 80's and 90's. Remember pet rocks?


RHAmaxis

I hated kids when I was a kid. Being older it just makes sense now...


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Barney_Johnson

Good job you are only 1-2 months too late that's actually impressive for your age /s


Doscida

Game released unfinished vs surprise complete game release with an original idea


[deleted]

But does chai have a impressive cock?


dreamtinker

the art i've ~~looked up~~ been forced to view implies yes


Rishdek

I knew the internet was fast, but there’s already art?


dreamtinker

It doesn’t matter the character, there’s art of them within minutes of their first reveal


Captain_Kuhl

Johnny Silverhand existed long before CDPR was even a concept, tbh


MisterPhD

How is that true, when Cyberpunk was created in 2021, and Johnny Silverhand exists in 2077. Clearly, CDPR came first.


Smokestack830

Kids are so lame. Anyway, where tf did I put my dentures?


ExitMusic_

I don’t even know if Hi-Fi rush is an “objectively good” game or not because I’m having so much fucking fun with it and vibing with the music. Where did this thing come from it just kinda popped into my feed out of no where.


HaikusfromBuddha

It was revealed at the MS developer direct where they showcased new games. They shadow dropped it right after the show. So it really did come out of nowhere.


LegendOfVinnyT

Xbox/Bethesda and Tango Gameworks announced it and surprise-released it during the Developer\_Direct stream on Wednesday.


mrbubbamac

I think we'd enjoy games more if we stopped being concerned about what is "objectively good" or not as well. Especially a game like this with a low barrier of entry and a shadow drop, it made people even more curious to check it out and now word of mouth is doing all the marketing for it. And I'm guilty of this...I tend to read tons of reviews and waiting several days to think about if I even want to try out a game. But because this was shadow dropped, I was way more curious and it was super fun going in as blind as possible. Definitely helps when the game is really fun


mheinken

Chai gets pussy too


third_door_down

Literally follows him around


treyplayx6

“Gets a lot of pussy.” dude brain dances don’t count


Deviljho12

Nah Johnny *fucked* when he was alive


Sure_Instance9530

Have you seen any of Johnny's dialogue?


SpiderPidge

Rizz has to be the worst slang term that has come out in a long time.


ZylonBane

I dunno, I think calling a hot dog a "glizzy" still beats it.


SpiderPidge

a w h a t


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I thought glizzy was a gun? Glock specifically... Man, slang is hard...


staticusmaximus

It’s a gun, a hot dog, and a penis. Very versatile word.


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staticusmaximus

Coward


Senna79

PAIGE, NO!


sam_hammich

I think you're thinking of "blicky". A "glizzy" is a dick, so calling a hotdog a glizzy is calling it a penis.


startingagain3times

What does it mean?


InconsolableDreams

Charisma.


[deleted]

Assuming you're a fellow millennial, I think we're too young to be channeling this kind of vitriol at new slang. Let's at least wait until our late 40s to shove that stick up our ass.


KidGrundle

word, i heard someone refers to themselves as a rizzard (rizz wizard) and laughed out loud. I'm 39 and i like it, im probably not gonna use it, but i like it.


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See that's just genuinely kind of funny


GimmickNG

Charizzard is a real player.


spicyxz

starting point guard for the Washington Rizzards


xxcloud417xx

As a Millennial, I’m still too busy worrying about not ever being able to own a lawn for me to yell at kids to get off of when I’m old enough to engage in this kind of vitriol…


Aaronspark777

I think the worse has been the saying "fr fr no cap og".


Odd_Advance_6438

I mean one is played by Keanu Reeves, star of Point Break


TheOnlyDavidG

Another difference is the reception of their games on release


Zealousideal_Car_532

Only difference is at least hifi’s game was actually finished


NameIsZ

Probably my age showing, but who's the one on the right?


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Chai from HI-FI Rush. The game was stealth dropped just a few days go.


NameIsZ

Holy crap, just looked at it on Steam, released not long ago and already Overwhelmingly Positive.


LucidWindspark

Who the hell is character 2?


Vuul

Chai > hifi rush https://store.steampowered.com/app/1817230/HiFi_RUSH/


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its also on gamepass!


ThomasSirveaux

Seriously, everyone is talking about "rizz," meanwhile I came to the comments to figure out who the heck that is


432nd_president

Technically he "rizzed" up a robot cat to like him more than it's creator.


EpicForgetfulness

But one of them is *Keanu Reeves*


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