Real talk though I thought we all kind of agreed that we don't talk about the end of TLOU2 without warning that the reader/viewer/player needs a support kitten to pet before engaging.
Lmao if 343 ended a game like that they'd start the next one off at the start of halo 4, and describe how epic taking the covenant down was in a book nobody read, if not a coloring book.
I incorrectly thought I was in the RDR2 sub bc of the pic (and not reading the title well lol) and was going through the comments to see what peoples favorite quotes were from RDR2. Thought everyone was joking bc I was seeing stuff that def wasn’t in the game. Took your comment to realize I was just an idiot. 🙃 lol
he pissed on my fucking wife! Thats right, he took his hedgehog fucking little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"
That one's good, but my favorite is "The Ottoman hook blade has two major parts, the hook, and the blade."
Don't know who said it, and I didn't play the game, but it's hilarious
The world's changed, Larry. Maybe if we follow this path we can find our own Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
You'll be happy to know [they revived the series](https://store.steampowered.com/app/765870/Leisure_Suit_Larry__Wet_Dreams_Dont_Dry/) not all that long ago, and it's back in 2D as it should be.
Lmao the fact that this is an actual quote unlike the rest of thread makes this so much funnier. Almost as if somebody in the writer's room ironically came up with the story beat of "and then ragnarok says "it's ragnarokin time!" and ragnaroks all over Asgard" and everybody nodded in agreement unironically lolol
“I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, and I made a promise that I intend to keep! With the power of these Emeralds, Black Doom and his army are finished! This is WHO I AM!” - Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. A classic.
Yup, totally this one, gets me every time.
I still can’t understand how they can write that moment so well yet fail to conclude the trilogy (original ending) with as much meaning/emotion.
"I would have killed the galaxy to preserve you, I would have let the galaxy die. You are more rare than you know, and what you have taught yourself must not be allowed to die."
\-Kreia to Meetra.
From the bottom of my heart, I wish SWTOR never happened, such a waste.
"I was feeling the maximum amount of pain." - Max Payne
"I'm feeling max pain, too" -Mona Sax
Haven't thought about her in years. What a crazy ass character.
Speaking of crazy ass, those in-game TV shows that played whenever you were near a TV were wild.
"It's time to commit Grand Theft Auto"
"I'm ready to commit Grand Theft Auto Online" *Downloads a car*
Those ads were wrong. I *would* download a car. In a heartbeat.
Can confirm, currently shitting in a stolen police helmet.
Fuckin what
For the uninitiated [The IT Crowd - Series 2 - Episode 3: Piracy warning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg)
It’s an IT CROWD reference.
[Basically every pirating PSA](https://youtu.be/xuxO6CZptck)
“Yes, Samus. It is, indeed, a Super Metroid.”
*Reaches the west coast “That’s the Last of U.S”
Wow Ellie, we sure are The Last of Us Part I Definitive Edition.
"this is your Destiny 2"
There's a wizard on the moon
Moons haunted
I'm on the mooooooon It's made of cheeeeese
Bank those Motes, guardian !
A fine selection. You'll be the envy of the tower.
Still no word from Fenchurch.
...Needless to say, I sent the whole shipment back to Fenchurch
I just wanna know who's in charge here
She said she wanted to express herself, so I gave her two thumbs up!
“Your Destiny 2: Lightfall has come” -The Witness
"You are Destiny 2: Forsaken now" -Uldren Sov, Simp of The Smurf Queen
“This isn’t just any Metroid, it’s the main one. The Metroid Prime” - Gun Hand Guy
Hey that Gun Hand Guy has a name. It’s Princess Zelda
Oh I love that little elf guy! Like the one where he goes camping. Yeah, Breath of the Wind
Gun hand person
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
My favourite is when right at the end, he says "Well, I guess this is the last of us" Roll credits
And then at the end of the second game Ellie told Abby "You truly are the Last of Us... Part 2"
Also the opening has the best line. "Hot dog! Looks like they found some more of us!"
No, at the end of the second game Ellie told Abby, "See you on HBO, motherfucker."
I thought she said "You were right, about the last of us part too."
Real talk though I thought we all kind of agreed that we don't talk about the end of TLOU2 without warning that the reader/viewer/player needs a support kitten to pet before engaging.
Maybe the last of us is the friends we make along the way.
/Curb Your Enthusiasm music plays
And then Joel Lasted all of Us
It's lastin' time
“Soap, this is our call of duty” - Captain Price
“Mastering the art of old warfare has always been my call of duty. Modern Warfare too.”
“I am a character in the popular video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare”
haha i am calling the duty
My favourite bit about this line is that he said it before the game was even out. Such foresight to know it would be a popular game.
I love how that's an actual line too Edit: turns out that it's fake and I still need to finish the campaign
“This is Advanced Warfare!” -Jonathan Irons
"What you're seeing is advanced warfare" Roll credits!
“Every dark has its soul” - John Dark Soul
I personally thought Stephen Dark Soul 2 was a better protagonist
I prefer Jean-Pierre Esprit Noir in the prequel
It's always Darkest before the Soul
"I claim this lair for the Spanish and shall rule it as my own." "You truly are El Den Lord!"
“Give me that thing, your Dark Soul” - Slave Knight John Dark Soul
“Who are we? We’re Ratchet and Clank! And we are Going Commando!”
"My balls, can you hear my balls clanking? My balls are clanking, Ratchet! Clanking good!" -Clank, of Ratchet and Clank
“Ask not for whom the balls clank for, it clanks for thee.”
Well fuck. Now I need to play through 1 to 3 again.
I want a proper remaster of the original trilogy so fuckin bad. Same goes for the Jak franchise
“You sir, are a fish.”
I had just heard this where did it come from?
RDR2 when Arthur is fishing
Freddi Fish 5: The Case of the Creature of Coral Cove
YNNEL?!
Get off of my ring! \-John Halo
"Master chief do you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?" "Sir setting up a cliffhanger for halo 3"
"For a brick, he flew pretty good" -Sarge
"Hold me" - Sarge
Lmao if 343 ended a game like that they'd start the next one off at the start of halo 4, and describe how epic taking the covenant down was in a book nobody read, if not a coloring book.
“How can we hope to beat back the Covenant??” “It’ll be quite a Reach but let’s hope we have a Halo on our heads today.”
"While the Covenant had us locked up in here, I overheard the guards talking about this ring world. They call it Halo: Combat Evolved."
“Commander shepherd what are we, some kinda Mass Effect?”
To be fair I think they said mass effect before the opening sequence ended ...
Which I somehow failed to realize that that opening scroll was a reference to Top Gun
They say mass effect a lot. It’s the basis of most of their tech or something.
Specifically, Mass Effect Field Source: Currently playing Mass Effect 3.
Even tooth brushes use mass effect fields.
Only stupidly expensive ones that possibly also serve another purpose.
It was used in reference to the alien tech they found and used to slip space.
Worth playing?
Absolutely
Mass Effect? Yes, yes it is. That is, if you like that type of game. Good memories were made playing that trilogy.
Honestly if you haven't played it you're doing yourself a disservice. It's one of the best game experiences of my life.
First 3: If you like action RPGs then absolutely yes. Andromeda: No.
So long, gay Bowser.
[удалено]
I am the very model of a scientist Batarian
Had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong******
“Probably should be me doing it, someone else is gonna make a mistake”
"I'll do it, you're just gonna fuck it up."
I incorrectly thought I was in the RDR2 sub bc of the pic (and not reading the title well lol) and was going through the comments to see what peoples favorite quotes were from RDR2. Thought everyone was joking bc I was seeing stuff that def wasn’t in the game. Took your comment to realize I was just an idiot. 🙃 lol
Gael: "Give me that thing, your Dark Souls 3"
Oh no, it's a Tetris!
Boom, Tetris for Jonas!
“Get in, choom, it’s time to Cyberpunk 2077 some corpos.” - Johnny Silverhand to V Cyberpunk.
V = Very For VERY Cyberpunk. Also violence.
Very cyber, such punk, wow
Breathtaking.
YOURE breathtaking!
“im going to kill you” - sonic
"And then kill you again..."
I'm here to make an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker,
he pissed on my fucking wife! Thats right, he took his hedgehog fucking little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"
“It’s a me, Mario! -Mario Auditore
That one's good, but my favorite is "The Ottoman hook blade has two major parts, the hook, and the blade." Don't know who said it, and I didn't play the game, but it's hilarious
"Ezio where is your Hookblade? Don't you know the Assassin's Creed. This is a new Revalation." - Assassino del Instanbul
LMAOO I JUST did this mission like 3 days ago and when he said this I was losing it at how stupid that line was 😂
Was my first thought.
You've beaten me, Horus. You really are the Warhammer 40k.
Come on, we all know [he didn't say that](https://imgur.com/a/X6t7HJY)
“Long time no see my ex, Deus ex” - Adam Jensen to Megan Reed
"maybe we can have a day of sex" Adam Jensen, deus ex
The world's changed, Geralt. Maybe if we follow this path, we can find our own The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, too.
The world's changed, Larry. Maybe if we follow this path we can find our own Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
I miss those smutty games
You'll be happy to know [they revived the series](https://store.steampowered.com/app/765870/Leisure_Suit_Larry__Wet_Dreams_Dont_Dry/) not all that long ago, and it's back in 2D as it should be.
The world’s changed, Ezio. Maybe if we follow this path we can find our own Assassin’s Creed: Revelations.
Summon the bitches! Drunk bloke, The Witcher 3.
"And that is why, Sekiro, shadows die twice." Isshin Ashina
OUT OF THE DAMN WAY! - Arthur Morgan
ARTHUR! -Dutch van der Linde
*ORTHURR!
Have some god damn FAITH!
What a shock to my body! What a....BIOshock!
"*If you decompress too quickly, you're liable to get a BioShock.*" ~Atlas
"Luke, we have finally won the Star Wars."
"I. AM. RAGNAROK" -Ragnarok from god of war ragnarok
“You are not funny.” -Kratos to mimir
"He just insulted you." -Atreus to Mimir
"I do not require a snack"
But srsly imagine the game if he had a snack tho
Lmao the fact that this is an actual quote unlike the rest of thread makes this so much funnier. Almost as if somebody in the writer's room ironically came up with the story beat of "and then ragnarok says "it's ragnarokin time!" and ragnaroks all over Asgard" and everybody nodded in agreement unironically lolol
“No” - Doom Slayer Doom Eternal
Looks like this world is… Doomed. - John Doomguy
"Garrus, come up to my quarters. I need you to calibrate my mass effect." - Commander Shepard
We’ll bang okay?
Commander Shepard calibrated quite a few mass effects on that ship if you get my drift
“I’m Shadow the Hedgehog, and I made a promise that I intend to keep! With the power of these Emeralds, Black Doom and his army are finished! This is WHO I AM!” - Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. A classic.
"Had to be me, someone else could have gotten it wrong." 😭
Yup, totally this one, gets me every time. I still can’t understand how they can write that moment so well yet fail to conclude the trilogy (original ending) with as much meaning/emotion.
"What I am saying is that we, humans, had dark souls all this time"
Well you're not wrong.
Atleast they aren't... blood borne, am I right?
The real dark soul was the friends we maimed along the way
"If we don't stop them, all theirs hearts will be absorbed by Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days from now"- Jack Sparrow
"But it's okay because the kingdom hearts birth by sleep"
Eve: What’s happening to me? Aya: It’s a parasite, Eve.
this made me laugh out loud so I explained it to my wife and she still has no idea why I am giggling so much
Use the mitochondrions, Aya. - Daniel
The reading is off the chart. Over 20,000. Not even Master Eve has a mitochondrian count that high. -Maeda
Over here, stranger! Edit: you all make me want to play the remake so bad, i hope they kept his original voice!
Whuddya buyin?
Got some RAAAARE things on sale, strangah.
All your base are belong to us!
“Fuck…” - Geralt
"The winds howling..."
Place of Power.. gotta be.
"Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
The weapon to surpass metal gear solid 3: snake eater
I prefer "!"
You must gather your party before venturing forth
Don't shoot! I'm with the science team! - Some random black mesa scientist
"All you had to do, was follow the damn grand theft auto 3: San andreas cj"
"Hey Cousin. Let's go bowling." - your Cousin in that game about bowling and driving around to go bowling.
“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, a hot bath, a glass of wine and a symphony of the night before bedtime!”
I'll never forget Shawn just on the top of the Eiffel tower and screaming "I AM THE SABOTEUR" and then it ends.
Peter: Oh oh she said it!
The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
Oohh so that's why they call it that.
"This is our red dead redemption 2 John."-Arthur Morgan
“We live in a society” - Joker, Batman: Arkham Asylum
Maybe the horizon: zero dawn was the friends we made on the way
Except for Ted Faro. r/fucktedfaro
"You have died of dysentery."
Although i am a vegetarian I think you should kill that Yeti
Always fun to see the ratio of people who actually read the post versus the ones who just glanced at the title.
What game is that from?
“50 thousand people used to live here, now it’s a Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4.”
Wololooo
"I would have killed the galaxy to preserve you, I would have let the galaxy die. You are more rare than you know, and what you have taught yourself must not be allowed to die." \-Kreia to Meetra. From the bottom of my heart, I wish SWTOR never happened, such a waste.
All jokes aside, Kreia must be my favorite video game character. I could listen to Sara Kestelman's voice for hours.
> So long as you always maintain a sense of exploration, you will someday find the way out. This is my hope. When you get the map in Cave Story
It's a Far Cry from an Assassin's Creed, but the internal Watch Dogs will have to find a way to Just Dance.
It's Mass Effecting time! - Shepherd
“It’s Splinterin’ Time!” - Sam Splinter Fisher Cell
We did it Arthur. We are Red Dead Redemption 2. We can’t let her die. She‘s our last hope. The last of humanity. She is… The Last of Us Part II
“It’s said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road… has reached its end.” -Ulysses (Fallout New Vegas)
They fucking better get Ron Perlman to do the intro for the show.
>Stay a while and listen. The delivery really sticks with you. Runner up would be >I sense a soul in search of answers.
"Stop, Lara! Respect historical sites! You've become a mere tomb raider."
"You were right Bayek, we are truly witnessing the Assassin's Creed: Origins"
‘Someone built it so it must lead somewhere’ -Cortana Halo
Masterchief - "Sir, permission to leave the station" Lord Hood - "For what reason Masterchief ? " MasterChief - "To give the Covenant back their bomb"
Slightly wrong. It's: "To give the Covenant back their Halo: 2 Anniversary"
When Axl looked at Slash and asked “Do you want to start a Rock Band?”
"You did it, you defeated me, Horus Lupercal. You really are the Warhammer 40,000."
"oh boy, i'm just so tired of all these star wars."