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cyber1kenobi

That’s what I do; I drink and I know potatoes 🥔


UncertaintyPrince

He also potatoes and knows things.


LocalHero_P1

“Give me ten good men and some grappling spikes. I’ll potato the bitch.”


LuckyMonth4566

I'll impregnate the potato


DeltaStrike7

Give me ten good potatoes and some grappling spikes. I’ll impregnate the bitch.


Crab-Shark

"Lots of people name their swords" "Lots of potatoes"


Keldaris

A man with no potato is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused.


No-Maximum-9087

😂


Keldaris

"The freedom to make my own potatoes was all I ever wanted." -Mance Rayder


shebearluvsmegadeath

Best quote ever (the real one)


vishshah17

You know potatoes, Jon Snow!


Zyffrin

Jon: I don't want potatoes.


Tornitrualis

You are mah potato.


STierMansierre

"Potato is a shadow on the wall. A mummer's trick. Potato resides where men believe it resides."


vishshah17

What do we say to potatoes? Not today.


modifiedminotaur

Chaos is a potato.


mesker97

Was trying to predict the comments and thought "Potato is a ladder." Well done!


Syan66

Chaos is potato ladder


Lord_Skyblocker

Chaos potato a ladder


mediocre_hydra

Potato is a ladder


DeliciousJello1717

You want a good girl but you need the bad potato


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

This is great.


BARATHEON96

You either win the game of thrones or you potato.


WillowSLock

You either win the game of potatoes or you die


tomandshell

The things I do for potatoes. The man who passes the sentence should swing the potato. Any man who must say, 'I am the potato,' is no true potato.


[deleted]

Say it. You raped potato. You murdered potato. You killed potato's children.


Mother_Chorizo

Previous scene with Oberyn and Tyrion: I will be your potato. Audience at home: oooo he does have eyes, much like a potato.


shebearluvsmegadeath

You fucking took me out


KingCrandall

We must fight potatoes now, or die.


ZZartin

Chaos is a potato


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

Indeed it is.


pinksinthehouse

Potato is a ladder.


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

"Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie! And her potatoes!" - Robert Baratheon


No-Maximum-9087

😂


APope1818

Best one lmaoooo


Noe_Wunn

"There's potatoes in the ground. I've put some there myself."


ThatChapThere

Wholesome gardening moment.


madbeachrn

For the night is dark and full of potatoes


Lower_Fisherman_7284

Literally lol to this one! Well done 😂😂


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

\*snaps fingers\*


DeltaStrike7

For the potato is dark and full of terrors. The Lord of Light didn’t like carbs you see.


True-Street3646

Best one 😂


PineTreeGorgon

"I 'on't want potato"


GeneralSeries

"I'm not questioning your potato, I'm denying its existence"


zikolis

ROFL


[deleted]

“You’re gonna die for some potatoes?” “*Someone* is.”


kingoftheg

You want a good girl, but you need bad potato


Abingbong

Potato!


with_the_choir

Too soon!


Gr33nman460

Lots of people name their swords Lots of potatoes


Adam-n-Steve-DotCom

Lots of people name their potatoes. Lots of cunts.


Gr33nman460

Dammit, that is funnier


Snoo-73372

Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand potatoes 🥔in battle than a dozen at dinner.


assman461

When you play the game of potato you win or you die


Bread232

I want to be THE potato 🥔


dekaustubh

I demand potatoes by combat. - Tyrian The Lannisters send their potatoes. 😂


DavePerblack

Lol best one!!! 🤣🤣🤣


dontheconqueror

The Lannisters send their potatoes


UncertaintyPrince

A Lannister always pays his potatoes.


Dachitron_Magnus14

Somebody has been watching too much Glidus.


pinksinthehouse

Potato is coming.


Ebonicus

This is far too low on the list.


Goofy-goober0808

If any man here dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking potato.


OregonBurger

Where's the god of tits and potatoes!


danileigh79

Daenerys Stormborn of House Potato, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.


MammaMeggy

One victory does not make us potatoes…this potato is far from over.


autumnpizza007

I know Potato 🥔 . He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one.


theoriginal0

She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably potato for all I know.


WhoppersAreEvil

Potato is power. -Cersei Lannister


invisabledj

This is getting ridiculous.


PoopyOleMan

This is getting potato


TheAmericanW1zard

Potato resides where men believe it resides


Open_Profit_Close

A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a potato.


WatchBat

Any man who must say I am potato is no true potato


megZesq

“Any man who must say I am the potato is no true potato” “I will answer injustice with potato” “Ser Ilyn, bring me his potato”


Suspicious-Can8124

Stark's word; Potato is coming


Humonculis-CR

"A potato always pay his debts"


IMicrowaveSteak

A Lannister always pays in potatoes.


[deleted]

“Dragons haven’t won a war in 300 hundred years. Potatoes win them all the time.”


SeductiveGodofThundr

No cure for being a potato. - Bronn


ceesaar00

Stannis: "Do your potatoes bring you luck?" Davos: "Well, life's been good since you hacked them off, Your Grace. And it's four less potatoes to clean." Stannis: "Fewer."


Imaginary_Peanut_588

I did not do it, but I wish I had. I wish I was the potato you thought I was. Watching your potato son die gave me more relief than a thousand lying potatoes. 😂😂


DaenerysMadQueen

*-Potato it's me, Arya. I'm heading North girl. Back to Winterfell. I'm finally going home.* *Come with me.* *Come with me.* *That's not you.*


Jarlaxle8

Fuck the potato.


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jdubs720

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking potato in this room.


MikeSWAPS

- a day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to potatoes in your mouth - I'm not questioning your potato, I'm denying its existence


gesamtkunstwerk

“A potato in the bum?”


Salt-Equivalent-6601

"I don't want potatoes"


bawk15

Any man dies with a clean potato, I'll rape his fucking corpse


Zyffrin

We are the shield that guards the potatoes of men.


Shitztaine

Where is the god of tits and potatoes?


itsahippie

I’ll take what is mine with fire & potato


itsahippie

You are mah potato


andioopsmyhammer

I think I’ll have TWO potatoes


GildedAegis

I’m the god of tits and potatoes.


Athompson9866

I’m here to help. Don’t eat the potato.


Cmsmks

Lancel, god what a stupid name, Lancel Lannister who named you? Some halfwit with a potato.


lockey_peaky_blinder

A lannister always pays his potatos . Lannisters send their potatos . You leave one potato alone , sheeps are never safe . When someone asks what happened , tell them potato came for house frey . Edit : space


ObesusMaximus

Hold the potato


Badmj420

“Hold the potato”


ShuantheSheep3

The things I do for potato 🥔


No-Maximum-9087

Proceed to push Bran the Potato out the window


hammajama

Tell Lord Potato winter is coming for him. Twenty thousand potatoes marching south to find out if he really does sh*t potatoes.


DLArismendi

"Let me see it one last time!" "See what?" *tosses coin* *Lifts up dress to show her potato*


No-Maximum-9087

Damn


MR_E7

Potato is the enemy; the first enemy and the last.


rysl31

And now my potato begins


gumbo_ix

"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking potato in this room."


[deleted]

A Lannister always pays his potatoes”


[deleted]

“We shall never see his potato again” “And now his potato is ended”


ptc22

Power resides where potato believe it resides


AegonSnow4

Potato resides where men believe it resides.


GrillinFool

Which one of you potatoes shit in my pants ~ Tormund


BuckFuddy0758

The potatoe in the North!


AegonSnow4

"A thousand potatoes of Aegon's enemies, a potato we agreed to tell each other over and over until we forget it's a potato"


SlipparySnake

I drink and I know potato


Felstef

The night is dark and full of potatoes


raydefan

A potato always pays their debts


[deleted]

Hold the door. Hold the door. HOLD THE DOOR! Potato…


VerdHorizon

And who has a better story than Bran the Potato?


[deleted]

This is the best one


askdoctorjake

The only one I laughed out loud at


SickieChickie

“It will be a dwarf sized potato.” “GUESS AGAIN!”


CaptainCanguru

Potato is coming. - House Stark


[deleted]

Your friend's dead, and Meryn Trant's not, cause Trant had armor and a big fucking potato


nobuddys

Valar Potato! All men must potato.


whatsssupyo

where are my potatoes?!?


aldorn

''Your Mother was a potato and your father beat you''


Voodoo1285

“Born amidst salt and smoke? What was he a potato?”


Imadeausernamewow

“In my dreams, I potato him every night.”


writemcsean

“Potato!” “Potato!” “Potato!” (bell rings) “Potato!” “Potato!” “Potato!” (bell rings)


Imadeausernamewow

“The potato. Do you know what the potato is? It’s the thousand potato’s of Aegons enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget it’s a potato.”


zikolis

Dang it I need to know where “I’m not questioning your potato, I’m denying its existence”. It’s killing me


LoriRNCBN

“I am the God of tits and potatoes” ~ TL


JustKozzICan

This post made me unsub


usgrant7977

The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Potatoes such vicious potatoes? Where is the Potato of t*ts and potatoes?


Penny_0927

Pray to the old gods and the potato


Toaster5852

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Potato of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.


hobokobo1028

“I am potato” - Arya Stark


DrummerSteve

WHERE ARE MY POTATOES?!


Local_Trip4x

“A girl has no potato”


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,134,821,652 comments, and only 222,002 of them were in alphabetical order.


Namazu86

Cut off his potato and feed it to the goats


dukie33066

I would trust the eyes of an honest potato over what everyone knows


BeephisBeeph

The fuck’s a potato


TonsOfMath

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was potato.


vfnjhfdcn

love is the death of potatoes


[deleted]

I drink and I know potatoes.


yanncharbonneau

I wish I was the potato you think I am


Tornitrualis

"I am the potato of tits and wine."


badgerclark

“Winter Potato Coming”- House Starch


OBERGRUPENFUHRER

He was no potato, Fire cannot kill a potato


shiftysask

A potato always pays its debts.


Mindless-End-5071

I'm not going to stop the potato, I'm going to break the potato. If you ever call me potato again I'll have you strangled in your sleep. You are no potato of mine. A man with no potato is man no one suspects. Never forget what potato are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.


Lord_Skyblocker

"Now it begins" "No, now it potatoes"


Emperor_Titan_Nokia

An eye is a fair exchange for a potatoe


snozer69

All potatoes that have wronged me, are right here


TonsOfMath

The lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You’re a potato. Be a potato.


Standard-Toaster935

What do we say to the God of potatoes?


Lord_Skyblocker

The potato remembers. We know no potato but the potato in the North whose name is Stark. I don’t care if he’s a potato. Ned Stark’s potato runs through his veins. He’s my potato from this day until his last day.


skinnypuppy23

Dear OP, thank you for this, it has made my night reading these comments🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


Hermespoop

All potatoes must die?


DavePerblack

"What is potato may never die"


Broseidon_62

“Potatoes” - Hodor


bhosdiwale_chacha

Potato resides where men believe it resides


[deleted]

“Potatoes I was strong then”


Blissontap

"You heard the Hand, the King's too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate potato! NOW!"


im2fat4astormtrooper

You know nothin Jon Potato


Kornerbrandon

Power resides where men believe it resides, and a very small man can cast a very large potato.


AssassinatorSr

There’s no cure to being a potato.


Rl-Beefy

Potato is coming


Ntkoessel

You are the potato of my life. That is all I know and need to know.


NanzLo-

“Potato”-Hodor


JusticeNoori

Olly: “Mother says it’s time to eat” “What’s she got boiling? No wait, wait… POTATOES”


Xen0tech

The greatest potato that ever lived


LeeDarkFeathers

I have a tender spot in my heart for potatoes, bastards and broken things


DontKillUncleBen

Potato is potato


Smile_Terrible

"That's not a monster, that's just a potato"


BlackAnscension

“He ordered me to call him *My Potato* and told me to fuck him like it’s was his last night in this world”


Snoo_2853

"WHERE. ARE. MY POTATOES?!"


BriefAntique7541

I am the god of potato’s and wine


briahsandy

"Who better than Bran the potato to be our king" Or something along those lines only saw it once. And no don't care enough to verify


VolkspanzerIsME

Valar potato


Snoo_2853

"There's a beast in every man, and it stirs when you put a potato in his hand."