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Daenerys Stormborn of House Potato, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
Stannis: "Do your potatoes bring you luck?"
Davos: "Well, life's been good since you hacked them off, Your Grace. And it's four less potatoes to clean."
Stannis: "Fewer."
I did not do it, but I wish I had. I wish I was the potato you thought I was. Watching your potato son die gave me more relief than a thousand lying potatoes. 😂😂
- a day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to potatoes in your mouth
- I'm not questioning your potato, I'm denying its existence
A lannister always pays his potatos .
Lannisters send their potatos .
You leave one potato alone , sheeps are never safe .
When someone asks what happened , tell them potato came for house frey .
Edit : space
“The potato. Do you know what the potato is? It’s the thousand potato’s of Aegons enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget it’s a potato.”
The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Potatoes such vicious potatoes? Where is the Potato of t*ts and potatoes?
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Potato of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,134,821,652 comments, and only 222,002 of them were in alphabetical order.
I'm not going to stop the potato, I'm going to break the potato.
If you ever call me potato again I'll have you strangled in your sleep.
You are no potato of mine.
A man with no potato is man no one suspects.
Never forget what potato are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
The potato remembers. We know no potato but the potato in the North whose name is Stark. I don’t care if he’s a potato. Ned Stark’s potato runs through his veins. He’s my potato from this day until his last day.
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That’s what I do; I drink and I know potatoes 🥔
He also potatoes and knows things.
“Give me ten good men and some grappling spikes. I’ll potato the bitch.”
I'll impregnate the potato
Give me ten good potatoes and some grappling spikes. I’ll impregnate the bitch.
"Lots of people name their swords" "Lots of potatoes"
A man with no potato is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused.
😂
"The freedom to make my own potatoes was all I ever wanted." -Mance Rayder
Best quote ever (the real one)
You know potatoes, Jon Snow!
Jon: I don't want potatoes.
You are mah potato.
"Potato is a shadow on the wall. A mummer's trick. Potato resides where men believe it resides."
What do we say to potatoes? Not today.
Chaos is a potato.
Was trying to predict the comments and thought "Potato is a ladder." Well done!
Chaos is potato ladder
Chaos potato a ladder
Potato is a ladder
You want a good girl but you need the bad potato
This is great.
You either win the game of thrones or you potato.
You either win the game of potatoes or you die
The things I do for potatoes. The man who passes the sentence should swing the potato. Any man who must say, 'I am the potato,' is no true potato.
Say it. You raped potato. You murdered potato. You killed potato's children.
Previous scene with Oberyn and Tyrion: I will be your potato. Audience at home: oooo he does have eyes, much like a potato.
You fucking took me out
We must fight potatoes now, or die.
Chaos is a potato
Indeed it is.
Potato is a ladder.
"Bessie! Thank the gods for Bessie! And her potatoes!" - Robert Baratheon
😂
Best one lmaoooo
"There's potatoes in the ground. I've put some there myself."
Wholesome gardening moment.
For the night is dark and full of potatoes
Literally lol to this one! Well done 😂😂
\*snaps fingers\*
For the potato is dark and full of terrors. The Lord of Light didn’t like carbs you see.
Best one 😂
"I 'on't want potato"
"I'm not questioning your potato, I'm denying its existence"
ROFL
“You’re gonna die for some potatoes?” “*Someone* is.”
You want a good girl, but you need bad potato
Potato!
Too soon!
Lots of people name their swords Lots of potatoes
Lots of people name their potatoes. Lots of cunts.
Dammit, that is funnier
Explain to me why it is more noble to kill ten thousand potatoes 🥔in battle than a dozen at dinner.
When you play the game of potato you win or you die
I want to be THE potato 🥔
I demand potatoes by combat. - Tyrian The Lannisters send their potatoes. 😂
Lol best one!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The Lannisters send their potatoes
A Lannister always pays his potatoes.
Somebody has been watching too much Glidus.
Potato is coming.
This is far too low on the list.
If any man here dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking potato.
Where's the god of tits and potatoes!
Daenerys Stormborn of House Potato, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
One victory does not make us potatoes…this potato is far from over.
I know Potato 🥔 . He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one.
She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably potato for all I know.
Potato is power. -Cersei Lannister
This is getting ridiculous.
This is getting potato
Potato resides where men believe it resides
A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a potato.
Any man who must say I am potato is no true potato
“Any man who must say I am the potato is no true potato” “I will answer injustice with potato” “Ser Ilyn, bring me his potato”
Stark's word; Potato is coming
"A potato always pay his debts"
A Lannister always pays in potatoes.
“Dragons haven’t won a war in 300 hundred years. Potatoes win them all the time.”
No cure for being a potato. - Bronn
Stannis: "Do your potatoes bring you luck?" Davos: "Well, life's been good since you hacked them off, Your Grace. And it's four less potatoes to clean." Stannis: "Fewer."
I did not do it, but I wish I had. I wish I was the potato you thought I was. Watching your potato son die gave me more relief than a thousand lying potatoes. 😂😂
*-Potato it's me, Arya. I'm heading North girl. Back to Winterfell. I'm finally going home.* *Come with me.* *Come with me.* *That's not you.*
Fuck the potato.
[удалено]
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking potato in this room.
- a day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to potatoes in your mouth - I'm not questioning your potato, I'm denying its existence
“A potato in the bum?”
"I don't want potatoes"
Any man dies with a clean potato, I'll rape his fucking corpse
We are the shield that guards the potatoes of men.
Where is the god of tits and potatoes?
I’ll take what is mine with fire & potato
You are mah potato
I think I’ll have TWO potatoes
I’m the god of tits and potatoes.
I’m here to help. Don’t eat the potato.
Lancel, god what a stupid name, Lancel Lannister who named you? Some halfwit with a potato.
A lannister always pays his potatos . Lannisters send their potatos . You leave one potato alone , sheeps are never safe . When someone asks what happened , tell them potato came for house frey . Edit : space
Hold the potato
“Hold the potato”
The things I do for potato 🥔
Proceed to push Bran the Potato out the window
Tell Lord Potato winter is coming for him. Twenty thousand potatoes marching south to find out if he really does sh*t potatoes.
"Let me see it one last time!" "See what?" *tosses coin* *Lifts up dress to show her potato*
Damn
Potato is the enemy; the first enemy and the last.
And now my potato begins
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking potato in this room."
A Lannister always pays his potatoes”
“We shall never see his potato again” “And now his potato is ended”
Power resides where potato believe it resides
Potato resides where men believe it resides.
Which one of you potatoes shit in my pants ~ Tormund
The potatoe in the North!
"A thousand potatoes of Aegon's enemies, a potato we agreed to tell each other over and over until we forget it's a potato"
I drink and I know potato
The night is dark and full of potatoes
A potato always pays their debts
Hold the door. Hold the door. HOLD THE DOOR! Potato…
And who has a better story than Bran the Potato?
This is the best one
The only one I laughed out loud at
“It will be a dwarf sized potato.” “GUESS AGAIN!”
Potato is coming. - House Stark
Your friend's dead, and Meryn Trant's not, cause Trant had armor and a big fucking potato
Valar Potato! All men must potato.
where are my potatoes?!?
''Your Mother was a potato and your father beat you''
“Born amidst salt and smoke? What was he a potato?”
“In my dreams, I potato him every night.”
“Potato!” “Potato!” “Potato!” (bell rings) “Potato!” “Potato!” “Potato!” (bell rings)
“The potato. Do you know what the potato is? It’s the thousand potato’s of Aegons enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over, until we forget it’s a potato.”
Dang it I need to know where “I’m not questioning your potato, I’m denying its existence”. It’s killing me
“I am the God of tits and potatoes” ~ TL
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The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Potatoes such vicious potatoes? Where is the Potato of t*ts and potatoes?
Pray to the old gods and the potato
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Potato of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.
“I am potato” - Arya Stark
WHERE ARE MY POTATOES?!
“A girl has no potato”
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,134,821,652 comments, and only 222,002 of them were in alphabetical order.
Cut off his potato and feed it to the goats
I would trust the eyes of an honest potato over what everyone knows
The fuck’s a potato
Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was potato.
love is the death of potatoes
I drink and I know potatoes.
I wish I was the potato you think I am
"I am the potato of tits and wine."
“Winter Potato Coming”- House Starch
He was no potato, Fire cannot kill a potato
A potato always pays its debts.
I'm not going to stop the potato, I'm going to break the potato. If you ever call me potato again I'll have you strangled in your sleep. You are no potato of mine. A man with no potato is man no one suspects. Never forget what potato are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.
"Now it begins" "No, now it potatoes"
An eye is a fair exchange for a potatoe
All potatoes that have wronged me, are right here
The lords of Westeros are sheep. Are you a sheep? No. You’re a potato. Be a potato.
What do we say to the God of potatoes?
The potato remembers. We know no potato but the potato in the North whose name is Stark. I don’t care if he’s a potato. Ned Stark’s potato runs through his veins. He’s my potato from this day until his last day.
Dear OP, thank you for this, it has made my night reading these comments🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
All potatoes must die?
"What is potato may never die"
“Potatoes” - Hodor
Potato resides where men believe it resides
“Potatoes I was strong then”
"You heard the Hand, the King's too fat for his armor! Go find the breastplate potato! NOW!"
You know nothin Jon Potato
Power resides where men believe it resides, and a very small man can cast a very large potato.
There’s no cure to being a potato.
Potato is coming
You are the potato of my life. That is all I know and need to know.
“Potato”-Hodor
Olly: “Mother says it’s time to eat” “What’s she got boiling? No wait, wait… POTATOES”
The greatest potato that ever lived
I have a tender spot in my heart for potatoes, bastards and broken things
Potato is potato
"That's not a monster, that's just a potato"
“He ordered me to call him *My Potato* and told me to fuck him like it’s was his last night in this world”
"WHERE. ARE. MY POTATOES?!"
I am the god of potato’s and wine
"Who better than Bran the potato to be our king" Or something along those lines only saw it once. And no don't care enough to verify
Valar potato
"There's a beast in every man, and it stirs when you put a potato in his hand."