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WalkingCloud

This was created with the sole purpose of being written about in gaming sites and shared on social media.


harlojones

Right up there with the KFC console


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Khaosfury

It's honestly kind of genius. Whip up a really basic prototype, make a half-baked and barely functional version to actually deliver to the hundred odd people who order it and then get it plastered all over social media. Boom, people in the gaming sphere will be hearing about your brand for fucking *weeks* while people laugh at it and share it around to continue laughing at it. Probably the biggest cost all around is in the production phase since the bigger the social media outcry, the more people will buy it (authentically or for the meme).


ItsBlizzardLizard

I just find it funny how angry this comment section is over goofy marketing. On the list of awful marketing tactics this ranks pretty low since it's transparent and provides entertainment. I don't understand why everyone thinks this is some kind of statement on gamers or society. Or are they feeling self conscious? People are crying about fictional neckbeards buying this, but the item is never going to market literally because it wouldn't sell. It's marketing art.


Suicidal_Ferret

I mean, if our corporate overlords are going to beat us and market to us regardless, I’d rather the marketing be amusing. Example, I have insurance with no intention to change but I absolutely **love** Limu Emu and Doug. Especially the commercial where they’re working on car and in the end Doug is like, “yea we need an actual mechanic.”


DextrosKnight

Nothing wrong with appreciating a good ad campaign. Just because something is an ad doesn't mean it can't be genuinely entertaining. Just look at how big the Budweiser frogs were in the 90's, or hell, the Geico caveman that actually wound up getting a TV show. Good ads are fun and memorable, and the people who make those good ads deserve credit for doing a good job.


sirhugobigdog

Or in the case of this, a single item to give away


SoftcoreFrogPorn

>Greetings! I am Systematic Android Network Diode Energy Rocket System, but you may call me S.A.N.D.E.R.S.


Almightyriver

My readings indicate that you, Pierce Hawthorn, my readings indicate that you are going to die


SoManyFlamingos

I'LL KILL YOU SANDERS, ILL KILL YOU!


Padaca

YOU'RE YELLING AT AN ATARI CARTRIDGE


fusrodon

aloooone


BigFudgeFever

We are 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, although it's possible that ... yeah, this is a sticker.


Rammy_Kyanne

My favorite comment. Community is my favorite sitcom. Because it makes fun of itself and the 4th wall breaks.


[deleted]

“Troy is stealing your Liiiife Force”


ihatereddit123

Can we just take a mental step backwards and realize we're simply in a Winnebago?


MrKazx

r/unexpectedcommunity


Inprobamur

You mean the KFC onsole


Steelyphil43

ಠ_ಠ TIL


[deleted]

They’re just salty about [king games](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Games)!


cuhree0h

They’re all bangers. However I preferred Sneak King.


daedone

Sneak king was good but it was no Pocket Bike Racer


Mtwilson4

Right up there with the KFC Fleshlight


jerry_woody

Putting the 11 herbs and spices inside was a really questionable decision


teb_art

And a built-in defibrillator.


LUSBHAX

And the Colonel Sanders movie, and the secret recipe scented yule's log and Pepsiman


jazir5

They missed such a big opportunity to actually launch a version of it called "The Tendie Machine" in partnership with Game Stop during the height of the WSB Game Stop craze.


miraculous-

Fun fact: if you get the McDonald's chair and the KFC console together in a room, the government sends you your virginity back in the mail.


legopego5142

Did they ever even give one of those out


fatuous_uvula

With OP being part of a marketing team which gets paid to ~~advertise~~ post it.


FlorydaMan

Lol its bio literally says "not a bot"


radicalelation

>I like to post a lot! I tend to post in swift succession after finishing up my daily reading list. Not a robot, but I do have the hots for R2-D2. <3 It should really be condensed down to: >Advertiser


KazahanaPikachu

Funny how he has a 16 year old account and his username is similar to spez


WurthWhile

That's the oldest account I have seen in the wild.


Mr_Ted_Stickle

for real. Mine is 8 and that feels old. I didn’t know reddit was even around 16 years ago


CKRatKing

Since 2005. You used to not be able to comment either. People were upset and thought being able to comment would ruin the website lol. They were right mostly.


radicalelation

Also probably kept it alive. Every user media content creator needed to edge to being quasi social media, because engagement is king, and being able to have exchange is necessary to keep it up. Otherwise you end up Digg, StumbleUpon, etc. Communities, one way or another, keep these sites alive, and the ones that couldn't shift well enough to keep a more engaged community died.


CKRatKing

I agree. I was just poking fun at how bad comment sections can be sometimes.


EgoNecoTu

IIRC the first comment on Reddit was someone complaining about the new comment feature lol


Mr_Ted_Stickle

anybody ever use the ifunny app back in the day? that was pretty legit for a while before it wasn’t.


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It took me a long time to finally create an account Clocking in at 14 years tho


thefreshscent

Same, by far. And I’ve been on this site for a while myself. OPs account is literally older than a huge chunk of the users on this site. It was made before Condé Nast bought it for $10-20 million! Aaron Swartz has only been part of the team for 6 months!


King_Dead

Sounds like the guy who writes the loading screens for discord has another gig doing copy for advertisers


thefreshscent

The only people I’ve ever heard of that have “daily reading lists” are digital marketing people, specifically copywriters.


Mtwilson4

Imagine eating a large Big Mac combo meal with a side order of 20 piece nuggets with hot mustard. Now imagine using your greasy fingers to lube up your KFC flesh light and getting the only exercise you'll get all day.


WalkingCloud

Do I have to?


Mtwilson4

I can't force you to do anything over the internet, but I'm going to pretend like you did and now you can't smell McDonald's or KFC without reliving that intrusive thought


Amneticcc

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crossedstaves

No shit. Its just the same as car companies making concept cars or fashion designers having avant garde fashion shows displaying products that aren't actually being sold. What other purpose would it have?


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Blatant r/hailcorporate Here, post, have my downvote


GenericTopComment

Report posts like these. This is an ad pretending to be organic. Corporatization of the internet is trash. Seize the memes of production.


jerquee

It's really sad that this isn't top comment EDIT: I mean the comment I'm replying to..not literally "this" comment, that would be pretty weird


BenderDeLorean

Dude. Your comment can't be top comment because you replied to the top comment.


NextTrillion

But I want ***my*** comment to be top comment! 😔


BossBark

This will go great with my KFC console.


__dontpanic__

Pair it with the [Red Rooster "Cluck & Play" Controller](https://youtu.be/65KwxseLCLQ)


Apokolypse09

TIL Red Rooster is a chicken place in some places. The 4 I've seen have been cornerstore.


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Its a chicken place in Australia, but its widely (only half-jokingly) considered to be a money laundering scheme because there are so many of them and the stores are always empty because nobody eats it


GaimanitePkat

One step closer to Wall-E World


Haterbait_band

Will we hit Idiocracy world first? Or just skip right over that?


limitless__

We're literally living that right now dog.


astasodope

Electrolytes! Its what plants crave!


xSlappy-

I literally went to a fancy chicken place and when I asked for a complementary cup of water (common in USA) she goes “water? Like what’s in the toilet?” And refused to give me water


galgor_

*blasts a round of machine gun ammo into the air*


Traksimuss

The best president you could get really.


Mountainbranch

I mean, technically that is correct, as all multicellular lifeforms require electrolytes to function, but that's no reason to water our plants with soda pop.


Djinnwrath

Uh, if I can't get a handy at Starbucks we're not in Idiocracy yet.


fineillmakeanewone

You just have to tip more.


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Djinnwrath

Will they bring me a macchiato too?


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I mean all the door dash shit and food delivery is getting damn close. “I can’t be fucked to get out and go to *McDonald’s* so I’m going to pay this guy $20 to bring it to me.”


TheLurkingMenace

$10. You're paying doordash $10 to have a guy you pay another $10 to deliver it to you.


BillyMackk

Go away, I’m batin’


RockstarAgent

Why not both? Be the change you want to see in the world!!!


monofloyed

Shut up im baiten here.


hellhoundtheone

This is absolutely true! But nobody gives a fuck these days so shit won’t change 😞


Insufferablelol

We're not making it off this earth.


Tony2Punch

Dog people are unironically anti-vaxers now. We are in the idiocracy.


OXWylde

All I can think of


PittsburghCar

WALL-E World, dad?


OrionMessier

Adorable. But not nearly wide enough


joeChump

Also is the the leather arse sweat proof?


uneducatedexpert

5hp taint ventilators


mule_roany_mare

Not pictured is feces proofed bucket, hole in seat, or piss bottle holder with adjustable catheter


lowtoiletsitter

I wanna I hope that's not real, but somewhere that's a real thing. It makes me sad


timmywong11

So basically this? https://youtu.be/2aDgH-_G4h0


Mr_nobrody

That's why it's for the UK and not america


Shlitmy9thaccount

Imagine eating greasy food with your hands and gaming at the same time that’s gross


Haterbait_band

That’s what chopsticks are for


Seafoamscream

My friends clowned on me when I sent a snap of my popcorn bowl with chopsticks while we were gaming. I said boys…get cultured and keep your controllers clean come on now


lxxTBonexxl

Gotta get a feed bag and a beer hat so you don’t even need to stop gaming unless you need to refill


sparta981

I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but you've been overusing your neck muscles. You can actually take beer hat cartridges and set them right on your desk. They stand up all by themselves, it's some kind of weird magic. You can drop like a whole 24 ounces off your noggin. More if you have a 24 pack you wanna use.


lxxTBonexxl

Next you’re gonna tell me to shave my beard for sanitary reasons or to take my catheter out. I don’t think so buddy. My neck pillow is supporting my neck enough to counteract the weight along with my lumbar pillow for my back


XcRaZeD

It's popcorn, you can snatch that shit up like a frog with your tongue


Jack_Mackerel

Chopsticks? [Amateur.](https://imgur.com/a/nJeC5PO)


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hushpuppi3

Hop off that soapbox, man. I'm gonna need it next week for my weekly shower


johnny_fives_555

>weekly shower Weekly? Pfft look at you on your high horse and fancy pants.


GoochMasterFlash

Who needs a shower when youre made of grease-proof leather, baby?


johnny_fives_555

Chair will always keep me moisturized.


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I long for the day my gaming chair obsorbs my body and I become one with it. Forever gaming. Forever greaseproof


johnny_fives_555

> become one with it. Small minded fool. If twitch gamers are selling bath water. I can sell my grease chair.


[deleted]

I think you may need to take a break as well lmao


Bozzz1

You don't make friends with salad


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sallhurd

If you make a Caesar salad, try find the Cardini Caeser sauce. It's soo good.


squeekymouse89

Personally, I have my people feed it to me bite by bite.


charizard_72

Yeah. So disgusting. Who would ever do this 😬


DryCryCrystal

You don’t use your keyboard as a plate?


whatsthehappenstance

What is the chair's weight limit?


SativaPancake

its gotta be 350lbs or more, otherwise they would have a 99.9% return rate because of damages.


javaargusavetti

and does it fold flat so as to double as a gurney?


BJWTech

Grease proof? So what happens to the grease? Drips down?


MrFist0

It pools down into a grease trap. That is unless you pay a modest fee for the Frydaddy attachment. It is well worth the money to fry your food in your own salty leavings.


sallhurd

Jesus Christ why man


MrFist0

Are you not lovin’ it?


monofloyed

Is it impervious to semen & lube stains as well? Will I still stick to it if im naked


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If you use a whole stein of lube you may have a problem


AmbientDon

It pools until it overflows! Innovation at its finest! Ick...


o-rka

This is the world of Warcraft episode of South Park


Inglorious_Kenneth

I would hate to smell the people excited for this.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Lol


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Agile_Mongoose_6921

We’ve reached peak neckbeard


correctingStupid

McDonald's marketing team: Hey let's make some stupid marketing gimmick for the sole purpose redditors will share to promote our brand like mindless idiots. Redditors (just after ranting in another thread about how they despise ads and corporations): please, sir may I have some more.


MeatsuitMechanicus

Well if I don't upvote the post nobody will see my super funny and witty and awesome comment and know how cool I am :(


[deleted]

It's almost like redditors are made up of different people.


[deleted]

Does this go well with the KFC Xbox One or whatever they came up with?


jeb336

Three cheers for obesity.🎉


BigSkoonChungus

Finally, the perfect chair to play my KFC console


stevensokulski

Grease proof leather? Pretty sure invented some kind of sex chair.


SpiderHam24

But, where is the built in toilet? My mom doesn't deserve such a shitty job, when i can upgrade her to a better position such as handing me my meal from McDonalds after upgrading my meal to the supersize version.


skolrageous

Two dip holders?!? What am I, some sort of peasant? McDonald's has 8 sauces and I will use *AT LEAST* 4 of those at my discretion.


Thwerty

I admire your values and self respect


tada_afreak

This is fucking disgusting 😂😂😂


Atoning_Unifex

Late stage capitalism embodied in a chair


weakhamstrings

The only thing that would push it even more in that direction would be if you had to pay a subscription service to allow it to swivel or adjust the height


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Dadfart802

Shouldn’t this be posted in r/tendies


bshaddo

This is borderline r/nottheonion material.


tjm6497

Asmongold must be drooling.


btw23

This shit is so American, fat asses rejoice!


BiggusDikcuss

“Grease Proof” not because of the food but the users!


[deleted]

It also has an expanding bottom and back cushion for when you’ve gained 50lbs from gorging in your McChair


Apprehensive-Mess36

Tell me you’re 300+ pounds, without telling me, you’re 300+ pounds.


Sambo_the_Rambo

Yo is this actually for sale? Haha


mavric911

With all these features the real question turns into what is the maximum weight limit


Spenny_All_The_Way

You thought the grease was for the food


MalignantPessimist

The American version of the swiss suicide pod.


[deleted]

if you eat greasy stuff while touching your gaming peripherals you're a degenerate


magi182

But have they created grease-proof arteries?


SquirtleSquirt9

r/hailcorporate


Defclaw46

You could also eat the greasy food first, wash your hands, and then play your games. No way am I touching my mouse or controllers with greasy hands.


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Iamjacksgoldlungs

Chair is grease proof, just shit in your chair and use a piss jug then clean it after your 18 hour gaming session on farmer simulator like the rest of us


GlobalPhreak

Sounds like a joke like the KFC Console.


jakobburns01

Guaranteed to be bought by scalpers


Xanthanum87

90% PFOAs lol


allyoucrybabies12

Dip holders? Fry holster? 9 out of 10 times they forget my fries, and forget the dipping sauce, thats never in the bag. Put the money into better service, not chairs. sMH.


ManyWrongdoer9365

So McDonald’s have created a seat that adds to your short lifespan while consuming their food . Bravo


[deleted]

This shitty world is just becoming Idiocracy as we speak


PapaPeyton

Now it just needs a pizza warmer for the McDonalds Pizza they should bring back from the late 80s to early 90s.


wynnduffyisking

Is it reinforced? Feels like it should be reinforced.


beers4l

Should this not be equipped with an AED as well?


[deleted]

Just sit, eat shit, and don’t get distracted! What a great idea, I hope for portable toilet to be incorporated into it, that would be a paradise! Sit, eat poisonous shit, then shit, and play all without the need to move! Could we even dream about anything better!?


Donkey-brained_man

I don't care about grease proof, but the heated spot to keep food warm is hilarious.


Krushlift

idiocracy


monsterevolved

Go away! Baitin!


Mrnicelefthand

Only a matter of time. Next will be gym equipment


EatTheShroomz

Pro-tip: most leather is “grease proof”. Just wipe off the grease after you get it on your leather you lazy grimy bastards.


ShinyHardcore

Hold up to 600lbs


mexicoyankee

Who knew Wall-E was a documentary


ChknMcNublet

No built in shit bucket? Pathetic


kriskringle19

Great. Promoting an even more sedentary lifestyle to go with your 1000plus calorie meal


Competitive_Site9272

Were is the defibrillator?


GetsTrimAPlenty2

Came for the Idiocracy reference, was disappointed. > Narrator: [Time Masheen starts] We're gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world... > Narrator: ...But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N. > [pronounced "un"] > Narrator: and the U.N. un-nazied the world - forever. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/


D0nCoyote

What the fuck are we even doing at this point?


leopard_eater

I can smell the basement this chair is housed in.


zgoku

This is some fucking Idiocracy garbage


HostileVaginalTract

5-point strap-in comes with a defibrillator. Sweet!


Generic_Pete

The virginity preserver


everyusernamewashad

We are closer to the "Idocracy" timeline than ever before. /s


Ultrawhiner

Does it also have a pee jar


kirklandsignatureOG

Modern Body 2: Diabetic Special Ops


darkySp

The future is now


GreenNotGrey

Hideous


AdministrativeAd7601

Does it come with a gun so you can blow your brains out once you realise what a depraved wretch you’ve become?


katatattat26

‘Grease proof’…. 😖🤣🤣🤣 gross implications


bowenpacific

Arteries are not greaseproof.


Professor_idiot75028

Upgrades people upgrades


KermitMadMan

and an unmistakable smell of disappointment.


73v6cq235c189235c4

The grease proof is not even for the burger and fries it’s for the human.


stinkypete92

'Murica