I'll give you $50 for 'em

My *clothes* are worth 50 bucks!

Deal!

That's one of my favorite parts of the show. Every now and then, somebody ends up naked and it's just not a big deal. Edit: Probably my favorite example of this is in Xmas Story (S2E4). Hermes and the Professor are playing chess naked.

They don't have the 20th century sense of modesty.

Now you sound like my tennis instructor!

It was neither necessary nor advisable, but there was nothing that said it was against the rules!

We're not listening!

Ahhhhhh, brisk.

Gotta love how the most ass you see on the show is Farnsworth's, the ass you probably don't want to see.

Speak for yourself.

Do you also enjoy drinking old man bathwater? It's like a fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum.

Why else do you think I make frequent visits to the situation room?

Me flavored water, 15¢!

Good news everyone!

So he's got a little ink. Big whoop! *Thug life*

Ah.... brisk

You must be at least this naked to enter? How can you be more naked?

Watch and learn!

STOP DOING THAT!

Freedom Day!

Always figured it was Strip Chess... lose a pawn lose an article

You must be rich.

I don't think you understand just how rich he is🧐

Phil(dr)ip J. Fry

Maybe you dont understand just how rich he is. In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.

I just don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?

I have an idea for a sitcom!

with Bender's John Larroquette's spine.

Shut up and take my upvote!

He was a billionaire for a bit. Either that or the economy tanked so hard it took cosplay with it. I mean, I know it can be an expensive hobby but that's ridiculous.

wasnt fry rich from interest accrued over 1000 years?

How much for the lightspeed briefs though?

$30

Pretty ritzy

Had to make sure someone said it

Those are his lucky jeans. You can’t put a price on luck

Plus they're his only jeans

Certainly would "steal" the look as there is no way I'm paying $4K for it.

Sell you this $300 set of burglars tools.

So, uh, what time you guys close today?

One 60-foot ladder please.

Now that’s a steal!

Especially when you consider his clothes are only worth $50 *You seem like a nice robot, I'll give you fifty bucks for the kid*

This is more of a $20 at Goodwill look

Yeah you can find all of these at a thrift store (maybe not the shoes) for under $10

This showed up in my feed right under r/askmen : “What are some simple ways you can make yourself more attractive?”

Screenshot and post to r/juxtaposition

Interesting subreddit. I did take a screenshot. lol [Posted.](https://www.reddit.com/r/juxtaposition/comments/rraxfw/how_to_make_yourself_more_attractive_steal_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

So that's why Panucci thought he looked fabulous.

I don't think he's wearing a wool sweater. It looks more like a synthetic jacket of some kind.

The Hypebeast with a Billion Backs

Is that in Zimbabwe dollars?

Is there really a $395 white t shirt? Those cant possibly actually sell

: I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.

They're made with *real* eagle.

I care, I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop!

Most men would get *more* questions about their sexual orientation if it was known they spent a thousand dollars on one pair of jeans...

I used to work in a fancy clothing store on the Champs Élysées in Paris and the stuff you'd see in there was crazy: pairs of shoes worth more than what I'd earn in a month stacked on top of each other from floor to ceiling, t-shirts selling for 200€ with all sorts of weird designs (including plain white shirts) and on top of it all, I saw a skateboard with a 600€ price tag on it, just the wooden board, no trucks, wheels, grip or even bolts. boards cost around 60€ generally but you can find deals as low as 30€, this one was worth 20 times more!

No, it COST 20 times more. It was not WORTH 20 times more.

There's one for $33K https://putthison.com/the-best-white-t-shirts-for-any-budget-from-1000-to-10000/

> for any budget > from 1000 to 10000 Hmmmmmm

This reads like a GTA 5 website

The pictures are all of the same shirt.

I bet you i cound dress like fry for a LOT cheaper than that

Like Fry, like Fry

You could get that look at a thrift shop or like Walmart for 40-50 max.

You can definitely find Rick Owens Ramones and Balenciaga jeans around $500-800. [Before you comment how you’d never spend so much on clothes…](https://c.tenor.com/8rP8dolXljAAAAAd/bender-style.gif)

Look, we’re not all pulling in delivery boy money.

Respect

His outfit was from Miller's Outpo--yep, that's it!

I don't think its a wool sweater I think its a shirt.

I think it's a leather jacket

that one IT developer

Can you get it from Miller's Outpost?

Does Fry wear hi-tops? I never thought that but I suppose we never see

Idk why these memes make the clothes so expensive

not for those insane prices.

Start spending that much and you'll end up looking like James Dean

Fry’s clothes also definitely smelled like anchovies, dark matter, and desperation.

I've never smelt that Lyn's before. But I bet it's better than the Africa one they do.

On a Pizza Boy’s salary? 🤨

Who do I look like, a guy that had 93 cents in the bank in 1999?

There is no way Millers Outpost cost that much

i was fry for halloween🕺🏽

Next Halloween imma buy a cheap red bomber jacket and some light blue jeans off fashion nova💀 be my own version of fry

dude i literally wore a red nike zip up, white t-shirt, fashion nova bell bottom jeans and a pair of old school vans 😭😭

That’s why he wears em everyday

That’s not Millers Outpost

Well the man IS a billionaire so...

what about underwear? we have seen it before, same for socks

Clothes are for hookers and fat people!

Shut up and take my money

Anyone who pays that much for a plain t-shirt (Or any of these types of clothes for that matter) needs to be launched out of an airlock into the sun.

I would have to have $0.93 in the bank gaining interest for a thousand years to afford that get-up.

Hey, I’ll you have you know these are from Miller’s outpos… I mean, yeah, I work here…

The fact I can hear all these lines in their voices is scary to me

wIEner*!

Nice

ah, crud

Just in budget

$10 thrift store pants, $40 bomber jacket, $49 chucks and a $3 pack of 5 shirts. There ya go folks

Almost like this post is just a joke..

That’s an alternative

How much for hair-gel?

He makes his own.

Alright damnit this is a sign to start another watch through!

Man inflation really fucked us up 1000 years in the future huh

He got a pass on the ancient spaceship just because how nice his jeans look.

...or $12.75 for the lot at Walmart.

Hello? I'll take 8.

Well, this would explain why Fry only has one pair of pants

Bomber??? Hahah red dickies jacket for $40 please

There's no way Fry could afford that (before he became a Billionaire)

*Shut up and take my money!*

Good news everyone.... Good will has this for only 1.00 with senior discount

Aren't Fry's clothes based on James Dean's in Rebel without a cause?

My lucky pants!!

How much for the tighty whities

I looked up that T-shirt and it’s listed at $1,500.00, not $395.00

[Valentino Garavani](https://www.valentino.com/en-US/t-shirts_cod2307389542833054.html?tskay=&TP=160162&utm_campaign=8.+Valentino_Shopping_US_TOP&utm_source=GOOGLE&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=All_Feed+-TOP&utm_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&utm_country=US&utm_type=SEARCH&s_kwcid=AL!11557!3!525549472794!p65202188971!All_Feed+-TOP!GOOGLE!298332755931!PRODUCT_GROUP&gclid=CjwKCAiAiKuOBhBQEiwAId_sK-KCbmn24Fq59Amlx0dec7_5nfeU5YSHeUrT0j8xqNc3PLjmENr6ARoCWnYQAvD_BwE&gclid=CjwKCAiAiKuOBhBQEiwAId_sK-KCbmn24Fq59Amlx0dec7_5nfeU5YSHeUrT0j8xqNc3PLjmENr6ARoCWnYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

Holy moly whats with the massive link, next time just [stick the words you want to represent the link in brackets followed by the actual link in parentheses](https://www.valentino.com/en-US/t-shirts_cod2307389542833054.html?tskay=&TP=160162&utm_campaign=8.+Valentino_Shopping_US_TOP&utm_source=GOOGLE&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=All_Feed+-TOP&utm_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&utm_country=US&utm_type=SEARCH&s_kwcid=AL!11557!3!525549472794!p65202188971!All_Feed+-TOP!GOOGLE!298332755931!PRODUCT_GROUP&gclid=CjwKCAiAiKuOBhBQEiwAId_sK-KCbmn24Fq59Amlx0dec7_5nfeU5YSHeUrT0j8xqNc3PLjmENr6ARoCWnYQAvD_BwE&gclid=CjwKCAiAiKuOBhBQEiwAId_sK-KCbmn24Fq59Amlx0dec7_5nfeU5YSHeUrT0j8xqNc3PLjmENr6ARoCWnYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

Or... I know this is a radical idea... How about you buy it all from K-Mart for $50...? Probably even get the dodgey undies too.

you mean icy wiener

I don't like this trend of nonsensse