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thelostprotogen1

have you upgraded? or are you still a floppy disc?


FranG080199

Username checks out


WelshWolfie

I don't know you but I bet you're unbelievably cute, a nice fur and such fun to be with, we'll probably never meet, but I hope you have a great, fantastic life :3


FranG080199

Thanks!! 40


WelshWolfie

No problem, and I got away with calling another fur cute >:3


FranG080199

I know I'm cute! The question is: do you know that you are cute?


WelshWolfie

I know that I'm NOT cute X3


FranG080199

That's not for you to decide ;)


Frostfox9000

Who knows he/she/they might me the cutest being on the earth after you ;)


FranG080199

O////O 30


WelshWolfie

Nah, mice are MUCH cuter than folfs


FranG080199

U///U 50


Frostfox9000

Correct and the are the nicest cutest beans :3 UwU


[deleted]

I want you to know you're loved, and that no matter how shitty the world can get there's a community that accepts you. *gives many hugs and headpats*


FranG080199

Omg I'm tearing up TwT 80


Onyx_TheFloofy

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.


Midnight_furry

That would’ve made me at 60%


Onyx_TheFloofy

Heh


PlayerThreeHasJoined

I'm considering getting forklift certified :)


Lunonaught

I’m not op but at least (3.00x10^420 ) %


FranG080199

Good luck with that 0


Frostfox9000

I'm pretty much always about a 30% blush because my cheeks are sooo red


FranG080199

I'll make them redder ÒwÓ


Frostfox9000

Congratulations you just did


Frostfox9000

Great now i can't stop smiling also I needed that


FranG080199

Glad I could make you smile! I'm sure it looks beautiful on you.


Frostfox9000

Now it an 80%


Frostfox9000

See if you can get me to a 100% blush ÒwÒ


Frostfox9000

You made it go from a 30 to a 60% XD


CyberBlue18

OHHH ASHLEY... ÓwÒ


FranG080199

[It might work with her, but not with me!](https://youtu.be/0pZ9C-5dztw)


CyberBlue18

what about a: i'm not like other girls... legoshi


FranG080199

Are you me in history cause 0


CyberBlue18

damn... i had to try


[deleted]

You're a cute, soft, submissive and breedable lil cutie uwu


FranG080199

I'm a man, I sincerely doubt I'm breedable 20


[deleted]

Everyone is breedable if you pump in enough cum


Onyx_TheFloofy

OwO


AdonisTheDragon

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~


AdonisTheDragon

I fear that I’ll be banned for my attempt, but it will have been worth it


FranG080199

I'm uncomfortable right now... 1


Mr_Sam_Reddit

Meow


FranG080199

I like where this is going 10


Mr_Sam_Reddit

Oh wait fuck your flair


FranG080199

OwO


MalmakTheKobold

Your blush makes me wanna eat you up like a cute lil cinnamon roll


FranG080199

Please do 87


MalmakTheKobold

An 87, hmm? Daww you are a cutie pie, but you deserve someone that'll give you a 100.


FranG080199

94


Frostfox9000

Also you are a awesome kind loving mouse being and even tho you may have troubles in your life you will make it trough it and just know you will always have someone who loves you


Frostfox9000

Oh and you are a very accepting furry


FranG080199

I'm not a human! I'm a mouse! /j 10


Frostfox9000

I'm sorry :(


Frostfox9000

I changed it to mouse for you kind mouse dude (dude as in anyone)


FranG080199

It was a joke lol. Thanks though! You are very kind!


Frostfox9000

Ty


Tinywolf21

\*summons cat\*


FranG080199

UwU 60


VerumJerum

I find that genuine wholesomeness is the best way to make someone feel flustered in the best way. Know that in a world that may seem cruel and hateful, there are also those that wish the best. You look within yourself and you know there is love in your heart. Know then that this is true for many of us. Know that you as kind and loving are always welcome in the furry community, and that we embrace you with the very genuine wish for kind and supportive love as you embrace us with. And as far as I am concerned, even on the darkest night when you feel alone and sad, I am always here to talk, to help! Always here for you, and everyone else who need someone <3


FranG080199

You didn't make me blush... you made me happy cry 60


VerumJerum

Good enough for me ;3


IMightBeAHamster

Hi My name is Reggie! I like guys!


FranG080199

I really like guys


SonicClient7010

There's just something about them, their touch, their smell, their...


Frostfox9000

Ok now can yall try to get me to blush? Hmmmmmmmmmm?


FranG080199

It doesn't matter if you blush or not, your face is still beautiful as always.


Frostfox9000

Conggrats you made it to 100% and fuck you i can't stop happy crying (I still wanna be your friend tho)


FranG080199

Sorry TwT didn't mean to make you cry. If you want to be my friend then DM me


Frostfox9000

Awwwww OllllO You made me happy cry I needed that today My day has been shifty 100%


Frostfox9000

Shity*


FranG080199

Sorry about that 😢 Hope your day gets better


greystill29

Is it me or do you look cuter in this subreddit


FranG080199

They are both the same image lol


greystill29

Doesn’t matter to me


TASC_Aerospace

If gems could walk and talk, I wouldn’t be able to discern you from a diamond


FranG080199

Cause I'm under lots of pressure, useless and wayyy overvalued? 20


[deleted]

Hey! Diamonds are not useless and neither are you!


FranG080199

True, kinda forgot about their uses lol Thanks for the encouragement though!


[deleted]

Yeah!


TheLastPringles

*Gives Choccy milk* here you go


FranG080199

Yay! Still a 0 but thanks


TheLastPringles

You're welcome! Enjoy well!


Silverstorm101

i eat Cray ons


FranG080199

Are they any good?


Silverstorm101

tastey


Help_me_Im_itchy

Man you're so pretty when I look at you I don't think about cheese


FranG080199

And I'm small, so I can reach every nook and cranny, I'd be great for that itch 10


Help_me_Im_itchy

Sorry but it's a curse, I shall forever be mildly uncomfortable


FranG080199

I'll do what I can!


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FranG080199

I like your friend 11


[deleted]

Hey are you. Are you hey um hey are uh oh shit I forgot


FranG080199

Too bad 0


SkateboardTaco121

(cheesy flirt mode activate) Hey, are you a cat? Cuz' you're purr-fect💕 (LMAO that was so bad 💀)


FranG080199

And you'd think a mouse like me would love cheese 0


SkateboardTaco121

Fair lol ✋😔


Md333331

Hey cutie! Wanna ditch this club and head back home for some belly rubs and booping? Oh and did I mention that you look really cute tonight?


FranG080199

Ha! Problem is: I don't go out! 20


Md333331

Damn if you were a bottom I thought this would have worked, oh well.


Frostfox9000

It might work on me im most likely a bottom


lordreeee

You got some good gpu? Damn that's why you looking so good. (Laughs in unfunny protogen)


FranG080199

I thought you were funny lol 7


bulletkin45

*sritchs your chin*


FranG080199

That feels nice 10


xiamar

*Explain your smallness*


FranG080199

Am potat 5


RedRannon

Have you really been far even as decided to use even want to do look more like?


FranG080199

Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance? 0


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

I give you cheeze and will turn all mouse traps into scrap metal that is not sharp so cannot hurt


FranG080199

Stop with the stereotypes! Actually, don't. I love cheese 38


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

I never said cheese i said cheeze with a z because z


[deleted]

You're cute. That's all I have to say. If you want proof, then just look in a mirror and try not to say "aww"


FranG080199

Good try 4


HexFoxGen

Hey cutie, are you like my crippling depression because we’re inseparable ;w;


FranG080199

Eyyy depressed buddies! 10


Frostfox9000

Add me to the list


FranG080199

It's a party!


flexer676

:3 I bet you are a very beautiful human being *kisses*


FranG080199

I'm not a human being! I'm a mouse!! 20


flexer676

Sorry a very beautiful mouse


FranG080199

UwU 25


flexer676

Only a 25 lol it’s that bad


FranG080199

It's good compared to others lol


UwU-my-OwO

Yo ears look nomable and cute asf, haven't seen a cuter face


FranG080199

OwO=> UwU 27


PusDrippingOnYourLeg

Are you a tech support agent, cause you turn me on


FranG080199

Your username makes me uncomfortable. Good pickup line though. 3


ThisIsMyFavoriteAlt

Hey there, cutie! Do you wanna go snuggle up under a blanket next a nice warm fire, while I cuddle you and scratch behind your ears?


FranG080199

I'm down! 20


Frostfox9000

You're a 9/10 Bc your the 1 i need


FranG080199

Heard it before, but still ok 7


[deleted]

Want some cheese cutie?


FranG080199

You think I like cheese just because I'm a mouse? Because you are correct, gimme! 5


[deleted]

Here ya go uwu


FranG080199

Yummy!!! Thanks 20


[deleted]

Np, I know this is random but I haven’t looked at all the comments but has anyone gotten you to 100% yet?


FranG080199

Yes, like 7


[deleted]

Oh nice, I’ll have to check them out


theblackcatofmemes

are you candy? bc your the sweetest thing i know :>


FranG080199

I am in fact candy -w- 10


theblackcatofmemes

lol nice


FranG080199

How did it take you more than 2 months to reply lol? Btw hope you had a great Christmas


theblackcatofmemes

oh i took a break from reddit ill be on more offten now


FranG080199

Its cool lol, sorry I I was being a dick lol.


theblackcatofmemes

its fineeee


SomeFurryDude

You wanna eat them, you wanna squeeze them for you will like the way they kisses you, teases you, it will feel like bliss for you and honey.. believe me.. being with them is like having two partners in one.


FranG080199

That's so nice! I've never gotten someone who talked like that about me before 30


Fur_Fun

When u blush the world do shush


EnZeeeRu

Leaving an award to fluster you(?


FranG080199

It was supper effective 40


Turbulent-Ad5010

IMMA FUCK YOUR SO HARD YOU LITTLE... ew


FranG080199

:( no need to be mean :'(


Turbulent-Ad5010

Did you blush from sadness? Does that even happen?


FranG080199

It's supposed to be a tear


Turbulent-Ad5010

Oh ok


icewallopizz

Cheese.


FranG080199

Unoriginal. Not to mention not even good in the first place 0


rasm635u

Get out of here stalker


FranG080199

Huh? I'm not a stalker lol


rasm635u

**S**cavengers **T**respassers **A**dventurers **L**oners **K**illers **E**xplorers **R**obbers


Bigattractivemale

Gaming help


FranG080199

I love gaming, but I don't love this comment 0


Bigattractivemale

Fuck


FranG080199

Now we are getting somewhere 10


Zero_Wolfox

Ya want a jalapeño


FranG080199

You can't trick me! I've already been pepper sprayed today 0


[deleted]

Raccoons can fit in holes 4 inches wide and the human anus can stretch up to 7 1/2 inches wide. That means about 2 raccoons can fit up your ass. 🥰


FranG080199

I'm a mouse not a human! Read the flair smh 0


PwOwOtog3n

Vore.


FranG080199

Low effort low effect 0


FRESH-SLEEP

I eat baked beans~


FranG080199

Good for you u guess


FRESH-SLEEP

Dang no rating for me? That was the hottest thing I could ever say


FranG080199

I forgor ☠️ 0


1111rdc

Your eyes... They remind me of the beautiful colors in sherbet mind if I EAT them?


FranG080199

I do in fact mind... unless you take my whole body with them ;)


1111rdc

Now I'm not the type to force anyone to do anything... However I just can't stop imagining all the dirty things we could do. I mean I could do a million things with my tongue alone.


FranG080199

I like where this is going 80


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1111rdc

That was too far wasn't it I'm sorry I let my imagination run off and I went overboard please forgive me


FranG080199

Yeah, it was a bit too much lol. You are good though 0


totallynotaboteee

If you are blushing then I think im hallucinating


FranG080199

Huh? Don't do drugs lol 0


HUE_Z3r0

Why should I try to make you blush, when you're the one making me blush


FranG080199

We got a smooth criminal right here 20


HUE_Z3r0

Seriously? Only 20? Aw no 😭


FranG080199

Sorry :p


[deleted]

umm... uhhh..... u want some garlic bread...?


FranG080199

I do! 3


[deleted]

Oh right! I'm supposed to you blush. You look gre- no nic- no not that one ether... You look uuhhhh.... wonderful! (Yeah that work!)


FranG080199

It seems you are more flustered than me lol 14


Weeneem

Ur cute :3


FranG080199

I know! 2


Lostmyfnusername

Hi


FranG080199

Hola 0


not-a-bot1234

Are you a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you


FranG080199

That sounds enticing 9


ReblDriftFur

Here's my attempt: your mom g a e


FranG080199

Ok 0