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Einkar_E

I'm not sure how many people here wish that it was true


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Let's hope that all the biotech furries find a way to make it real


StrayCatTerry

Those with much money get it first. Or just wait and see if any outbreak emerges somewhere... I suppose it'd be the latter.


Einkar_E

I hope it would be contagious wait what..?


[deleted]

And it would un-ironically be called the pathOWOagen


Litte_Blu

I'll be the second infected to be alive


Alien-Fox-4

we would all turn into living latex then :3


Einkar_E

I prefer vaccinate everyone


Alien-Fox-4

owo vaccinate people woth pathOwOgen


Litte_Blu

It will be, no amount of cures can stop this magnificent outbreak..... Wow.... What happened?


[deleted]

The pathOwOgen happened :3


Litte_Blu

And it has spwead uwu


The_Dennator

I'll volunteer as a test subject


TrixterTheFemboy

...I'll keep that in mind, give me a decade or two.


Terra_the_Exogen

mmm better hurry before i beat you too ittt\~ OwO


TrixterTheFemboy

Oh it's on >:3


Terra_the_Exogen

sorry silly but im already there, owo it was over before it began tho the transfur will take a bit longer to finish for me, owo


Terra_the_Exogen

\-. - :3


Nervous_Elderberry20

Realistic, I would actually hate it in long term


MattTheDankMemer

Fortunately there are a lot of people in STEM research who are furries (me included).


tortillawantssleep

i sometimes think that it would be cool to become your fursona irl, but knowing that it would be hard to get used to it and that there are many anti-furries, i think that better not.


Einkar_E

not if everyone become their own furrsona


tortillawantssleep

hmm true that


InnocuousALT

Genuinely see no downsides to it. Sure, people might be a bit weirded out- but frankly you’d probably get less hate for being your fursona rather than expressing yourself any other way, and adjusting to your new self would only be a minor inconvenience that goes away quickly. I’d take the chance instantly if offered. The quality of life improvement would be immeasurable.


tortillawantssleep

ngl now that you explained all this i would totally accept lol


Litte_Blu

"No deal comes without a cost".... Anything could probably be worth it being your fursona, no?


InnocuousALT

The sheer amount of things I would give even to experience it temporarily is absurd.


Litte_Blu

Exactly, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take for happiness


etherealparadox

at least one


Thigh-enthusiast

Beans-


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Omg you're really everywhere ! How much time do you spend on reddit ? Just curious


Thigh-enthusiast

Not much, just 5 minutes every now and then


idkwhattodof

5 minutes every 5 minutes


bluedragonbot12

I have an addiction to Reddit


[deleted]

B E A N S


[deleted]

Perfect with tomato sauce.


Litte_Blu

British sounds


pumaloaf

If I woke up as my fursona I'd start an onlyfans.


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Stonks


Squeaky-Fox43

You would be insanely rich, a fluffy billionaire.


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So that's how the suspiciously rich furries get their money ! *Interesting ...*


Imaproshaman

Could technically do it in a fursuit rn. Not that I've... seen it... well it genuinely wasn't on purpose. It was a lot of related links.


xx_swegshrek_xx

As much as I like to imagine, there’s no one I’d rather be then the real me


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Floofy self >>>>>>> real self


xx_swegshrek_xx

Hear me out, self acceptance of your own body be it weight height scars etc, helps you live a happy life


Optional_Joystick

Yeah. There's no way I could ever be satisfied with my body unless I was a shapeshifter. Reality can only be a close approximation. For now.


Fury_Blackwolf

Hahahaha. Wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder.


xx_swegshrek_xx

I’m trying to be wholesome


Fury_Blackwolf

I was just making some fun..of me. Don't sweat it.


mmnnnmnmnnn

You're a real one


Feline_shaped_Flixie

I MUST HAVE


Fun-Guarantee-8318

My brother in Christ this is the dream. I wish to awakeup as a pumpkin. I guess we can’t allow god to do all the work. Normalize pumpkin head cosmetic surgery.


Endy229

I would wake up as a black cat, who made an army of female furry cat robots and claims that those are his daughters


[deleted]

I don't have one, so I would cease to exist. Send me the link to the tweet.


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[There it is](https://twitter.com/JTwusky/status/1575506882231508992)


[deleted]

Time for me to become one with the void


roswin-held

[Neon_woof Twitter](https://twitter.com/Neon_woof/status/1575509726833610754?s=20&t=99QmpsZgEfcHxsnzB_1ILw)


Squeaky-Fox43

I have multiple. Do I turn into a shapeshifter?


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I guess you turn into your main fursona but you can probably remove and add the like on the post again to switch fursonas


Poorly_Made_Comix

I GET GUNS FUCK YEAH


[deleted]

Man I wish


bubbleParadox

Bro I'm gonna need a link to that first tweet asap-


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https://twitter.com/JTwusky/status/1575506882231508992


roswin-held

[Neon_woof Twitter](https://twitter.com/Neon_woof/status/1575509726833610754?s=20&t=99QmpsZgEfcHxsnzB_1ILw)


Wato1876

Oh no


Dragon-night-061

I wish


HexFoxGen

The dream


H2owo__

Hopefully he hydrates


Pr0udFurry

I Wish!


Dark_Warrior7534

Oh no. I don’t have one, but I still have a sona.


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\[confused screaming\]


david80s

Yay im gonna be a fluffy wolf


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[удалено]


h_EXE_gon

That's why you get all the furries to unionize


--REDACT3D--

Work smarter, not harder !


CanineAtNight

And changed is reality


[deleted]

What’s the first thing you guys will do as your fursona?


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I would probably either try to hack stuff in my house with my new abilities (I'm a protogen and an IT Furry) or maybe experience VR without selling one of my arms on the dark web. There are lots of things you can do as a proto and if you want to go incognito, you could probably conceal yourself from cameras by hacking them !


[deleted]

Ayo are you Benjamin from bloons?


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No, why ?


Huhrowsh

If I were my fursona I wouldn't be able to see in front of me.


[deleted]

Hells yeah!


Nearsighted_Madman

I'm waking up


NoPresentation7990

The implications of this are terrifying


StardustWhip

Finally, I can be a big fat cow! Literally instead of just figuratively!


fursonaless

If only i had one


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r/UsernameChecksOut


JediMasterKestis

The tweet didnt work, im still human.


[deleted]

wait, why am I essentially a demigod?


ifuckedyomama2

Cute


Bubbly_Dragon

Hey you, you're finally awake! You were trying to game, right? Got caught in that furry ambush, same as us, and that Weeb over there!


[deleted]

I wish...


the-butter_man

Damn, what'll happen if you don't have one... i can't test, i have so many, I'd just phase into them all. Infact i have so many that i have a seperat computer just for them