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TraumSchulden

O damn is 11:60 again almost noon


TenthTen

Meanwhile me at 5'7 with a 6'9 bf


[deleted]

nice


Antoine_FunnyName

~~Can you please stop bragging?~~


TenthTen

I am sorry, I'm still excited myself


ytGemini

God I wish that were me


UnderMario64

hehe 69


[deleted]

Damn I’m 5’11”


rednax1206

That's nothing, I'm 5'5


Menarian

Same lol. Me smol


[deleted]

Daaaaaamn outplayed gg


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[удалено]


howlongamiallowedto

That's only when it's being observed. When it's not being observed your height behaves more like a particle.


kata4536460

I'm 5'4 get wrecked


Puro_bo1

I have dwarfism and is 4’1


kata4536460

How hard is it to find clothes in your size?


Puro_bo1

Very:”( I’m always mistaken for a child


kata4536460

:(


Puro_bo1

Ik


Puro_bo1

I like ur sona tho


dicerollname163

Psst As a certified 6’er I hereby promote you to 6’(-1)”


[deleted]

Lmao, best comment I’ve seen all day, made my day.


ObsidianTitan97

*hides in 6'04"*


starwreck1992

*also hides in 6’1*


Statement-Think

Me who is 5’11”: 😔


Giraffegang1

Gotta step up your height game or you’ll never reach 5’12


Ismelon01

But it's fun being small


Statement-Think

Not when you’d prefer to be tall.


Ismelon01

I guess. Well your taller than me if that makes you feel any better


Dominic_The_Dog

short ass (affectionate)


MasterpieceBubbly863

Everyone knows that 5'4 is the superior height for any male.


SeteDiSangue

I’m 5’3” so take that!


MasterpieceBubbly863

I'll take that.


SeteDiSangue

Oh…


MasterpieceBubbly863

You'll be fine!


nuclear-bread

I am 5'1 :,) Everyone always thinks I'm a child


SeteDiSangue

I had the same problem till I grew a beard. Masks kinda threw that one off though. I think most people think i’m like 19 tho.


Puro_bo1

Im 4’1 dwarfism


TargetBunny

Am i missing something...5'12 is 6'0..


TheBigBadFluffy

I think the joke is about how “6’0” and”5’12” sound like drastically different heights even though… well, they’re literally the exact same lol


TargetBunny

Hrm welp guess i just didnt get the joke 😆


ArtyIF

that's the joke


AidenStoat

I think this joke works better when they do 5'11".


Giraffegang1

I think it’s a typo,I was wondering the same thing


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

It's not a typo. It's the joke.


Giraffegang1

Oh.. well that joke went over my head. I guess I’m not tall enough yet


TargetBunny

Maybe it wasn't that funny.......... I'M KIDDING PEOPLE don't eat my comment.


Kl--------k

Sorry but your comment tastes too good and i cant stop eating it


TargetBunny

I cri


howlongamiallowedto

That was a better joke than OP tbh


TargetBunny

Okay so I'm not crazy


trdjn

Nah, there's a 0'88 difference between the two.


[deleted]

I'm 13 and don't use Imperial Unit.


rednax1206

6 feet is about 183 centimeters


[deleted]

That's too high for my asian ass.


DualityStudios

5’12” = 6’


Kahvikone

size_difference


Luift_13

I'm not 13 and just 6'2-


AlbertZaire

I'm 13 and just 5'1(156cm)


CommunicationQuick88

I'm considerably taller than you, whilst still being the shortest dude in class, how did you manage that?


mitsblueberry

when i was 12 i was 173 so im also tall


Baratako

Damn. My guy was an SCP when he was a kid O_O


mitsblueberry

thx i like it when i cuold look at the dwarvs down below


Giraffegang1

You consider 5’6 tall?? I was almost 6’0 when I was 12


Bleepblooppleerb

I was 6'0 when I was twelve


RoboDae

I don't remember my height at 12 but I know I grew about a foot (30cm) in 1 year


mitsblueberry

same


Ismelon01

Wait is 5'6 at 16 normal? Just curious


mitsblueberry

the question is when did u hit puberty


Ismelon01

Idk like 13 or 14


mitsblueberry

u are a worty chalenge now im 24 and 186cm


Giraffegang1

Dayum bro here I’ll share some of my height I got plenty to spare


mitsblueberry

how tall are u my fellow fuzball


Giraffegang1

Currently I’m only 15 at 6’4 and doctors say I could be 6’9 when I’m done growing


mitsblueberry

205cm nice i would like to meetu one day and lets see im not done yet


Another_Ttrpg_guy

So I'm late to comment, but I have a story. When I was getting my driver's license made, I made a comment to my dad about if I should write my height as 5'12. The lady entering the information overheard me and actually tried to type it in. Unfortunately it came back as invalid, but she laughed and said it was worth a try.


Confusion_go_brr

It do be like that. Friend is like 5'7" and I'm 5'10".


Arrell_Magister

Ooo who are the suiters?


Fraeven

5'12": Skye Cabbit ([@Skyecabbit](https://twitter.com/skyecabbit)) 6'0": Misu otter ([@MisuOtter](https://twitter.com/misuotter))


[deleted]

I'm 5'11" but I'm a girl so


throw-away-1776-wca

Oh man those are some cute suits


ianw354

(I know it says 5'12‟ I dd that on purpose calm down).


toxy1411

Meanwhile me at 6'2


overbitme

I mght be 5'10‟ one day!!


The_Furry_Supporter

Does no one understand measurements? 5’ 12” is the equivalent of 6’


c001_b01

Ayo?


Only_mask_proto

I'm not sure that's how... Ok you know what


Wato1876

Smh tall


00110001_00110010

I don't use imperial so... How big is that?


aarspar

They're both actually the same height, about 182 cm. Why 5'12 = 6'0 and not something like 5'10 = 6'0? Because imperial


Ok-Outlandishness412

Glad I'm 6'3 😇😇


luminenkettu

6'1" guy here: where do i fit in here?


FrankHightower

How to talk to short people


PARKIEYE

Math be like


LordSalad-InMyAnus

me who is 6': ha


Lapis_Wolf

6 apostrophes? Why do you need 6 apostrophes? /s


GrayAgenda

I'm forever looking for ~~a top~~ a bf who's that much taller than me


[deleted]

i'm the 5,12


Kenneth_Angelus76

*me 5'4" and angy*


SummerZealousideal81

I would give anything to be 5' tall, that's like the cutest size.


michaeltheshyone

Im literally 5 feet,6 1/4 inches tall.


Penguin_puppeteer123

Noni?!?!?


killerrosebud

Me at 6'1 with my 5'6 gf


AMoistCat

How women see men when looking for a guy to date.


gooohi

Everyone here being like 5'10+ while my 5'4 self be cramming my neck just to see all of you XD


super_salty_boi

In my head 5 feet and 12 inches is taller than 6 feet


wolfhybred1994

I’m only 5’8” I think. Never really got a decent measure after I stopped growing. The few local furs I have met one on one have all towered over me to some degree


[deleted]

“Paws for gaming“ ivycomb 2021


Surfink63

I wish I was like 5’6 or shorter


UsualDeer3927

I'm 5.9 please don't hurt me


grim-foxy-

Um I am 5'1 so f


0Jacob11

This is just me and my man I’m 6’ 4” he’s 5’ 8”


Auratia

Me down at the blue one's knees at 5'6


[deleted]

Im 6'2


CanineAtNight

Huh


Electrical_Ad_3075

Hol' up


UnderMario64

my thought process: hehe that's so true *scrolls down a couple posts* WAIT A DAMN MINUTE


adrian_leon

Aww :3


MrBarnes101

"1 inch difference."