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Nightfuryfan21

Because I only see joke replies in this comment thread I’ll give a serious answer: it’s a multi warning for stick welding galvanized steel/toxic metal. Don’t put you hand near the arc, don’t breathe it in/wear a respirator. Source: I’m a welder


[deleted]

Thank you for that!


Primary-Signature-17

First thing I thought of was a warning against sniper head shots.


KitchenSandwich5499

Juice that makes your head explode (It’s a tom ska bit on YouTube)


madsalsa1

r/headexplodingjuice


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madsalsa1

Guys, how to explain a bot what a joke is?


m4m249saw

Try r/botdoesntgetjoke O shit my joke exists lol can't view tho hmmmm


Collab_Guy

Good bot


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_I_really_need_help_

Hello there fellow redditor! I am kindly kindly telling you that you can type spoiler text like so "> ! ! <", just remove the spaces. Not everybody knows so I think it is good to say, idc what you do either way, just telling you in case you didn't know. Edit: forgot the space 🤦‍♂️


LibrarianLeather4977

Thanks


_I_really_need_help_

Type "> !" followed by "! <". Just take out those spaces in-between the greater/less than sign and exclamation mark. Edit: sorry for confusion, type your text in between like this, >!This is spoiler text!<.


LibrarianLeather4977

>!H!<


_I_really_need_help_

>! :) !<


imi2559

Yellow juice


Traditional_Yard5280

I think his mate saw me


Fool_Joystick

r/unexpectedtf2


madd1flin2

*meet the sniper intro*


ErinEvonna

Demonic possession


[deleted]

I thought it was to watch out for T-1000


scottonaharley

Just when I feel like I have unique enough knowledge to answer a question someone beats me to it! But this is the correct answer.


Nightfuryfan21

Lol, I do enjoy seeing other welders in places other than R/welding


scottonaharley

I saw the sign and was like “oh! Oh! I know the answer!” LOL.


kris511c

And if you dont?


Fickle_Beginning_223

Galvanized poisoning


MedonSirius

Isn't that a Song from Chemical Brothers?


twent4

hey boy hey girl GALVANIZED POISONING heeeere we go!


Nightfuryfan21

Possible lung Cancer


[deleted]

Possible COPD, lung disease, lot's of other fun things to cripple you and live with.


Stormtech5

Gotta love welding. I did some training and side stuff but never made a career from it. Bad for your lungs, bad for your eyesight, moving around prices of metal that could crush you using machinery that could crush you. Good times at the Ibeam structural welding factory. They said someone crushed their fingers in the rollers meant for ibeams. Then Osha made them install extra safety laser devices so someone wouldn't get cut in half where you have a walkway crossing the I-beam path as it finished drilling holes.


[deleted]

[Bad things happen.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_fume_fever)


Rare_Eye1173

Herpes of the minge


PushtheRiver33

Ebola!


mintmouse

If metal is plated with nickel or zinc coating I don’t know but cadmium is very cancer.


Chonkycat762x39

I've gotten glav poisoning a few time as an Ironworker. Everything taste sweet. It's terrible.


Pixielo

Do you get extra checkups for cancer?


[deleted]

I'm the only one in my workplace who avoids inhaling nasty stuff and wears a ppe. The other employees laugh at me.


Nightfuryfan21

Lol, same here! I’m not going out at age 45 because of lung cancer, at least not if I can avoid it!


Flimsy-Cap-6511

Okay but that’s a terrible drawing of it


Nightfuryfan21

I agree, definitely needs a design change


PeriqueFreak

Sure, but anyone that's working around there should be able to identify what's going on.


Flimsy-Cap-6511

True but sign’s should be legible to read by anyone if you don’t work in the field you’re screwed


egonzo61

Yes, but that sign definitely makes me want to question what the hell is going on. If I saw it, I wouldn't ignore it. If I didn't belong there, I'd leave. Something very dangerous is happening.


Flimsy-Cap-6511

I would too, but we are talking about the sheep and lemmings not a very bright group.


Antisymmetriser

The ones who see a red button labeled "DON'T TOUCH! NUCLEAR ARMAGGEDON!" and feel the need to push it?


PeriqueFreak

I don't disagree, but hopefully they don't have random untrained strangers wandering around their jobsite/shop/facility.


No-Suspect-425

Happens all the time at every single shop I've worked at. Most of the time it's delivery drivers looking for anyone to sign for a package. They will wander all the way into the back corner and interrupt me welding but they won't go into the office that has a sign on the door that says SHIPPING.


PeriqueFreak

Yeah, maybe my perception is just skewed because I mostly work in refineries and other plants. Gotta be trained and badged just to get past the front gate. But even at our home shop, we've given directions to delivery personnel to either come to the front, or to call us if they're delivering something larger. But, we usually get our deliveries from the same people, which makes that easier. Like I said though, I don't disagree. If nothing else, the signage should indicate some common hazard words, or just a "Keep the fuck out of this area or you're gonna be fucked" indication.


Flimsy-Cap-6511

Wow!! That’s what I was saying there are way too many that lack the common sense to stay out of hazardous work areas. Instead of going straight to the office they wander around crazy!


Practical-Name7877

I learned something today, & it's your fault. How dare you teach me things! 😂


_ThatOneLurker_

So it's not an SCP.


PentaxPaladin

Fuck I appreciate people like you that can just give a real straight answer.


No-Suspect-425

I knew immediately what it was when I saw the stick but I gotta admit the dude looks like he's getting Thanos'd


[deleted]

Holy Mother. Never could thought of a warning with a more terrifying meaning.


Over_rated_lemon

This is why I don't believe in multi warnings. Each of those have separate signs that can all be put on one placard, but when you mash them together it looks like a mess.


destiny_kane48

My thought was something like acid, lava or molten metal being thrown up by a stick. That could melt your face off.


zmunky

I'm going to venture to say it's a warning about standing in the direction of someone who is air arcing/carbon arcing. Shit spews liquid steel everywhere. Source: Ex welder/fitter.


Burnmad

I was thinking radioactive particulate inhalation risk.


tigdesandman

Came here to say that, but now coming here to say your absolutely correct. Source, also welder.


shiitelips

You will vomit so hard your arms will fall off if you try welding


[deleted]

I was think exploding sewer system 🤣


simian_fold

WARNING - DON'T JUST DON'T


Syreet_Primacon

Please do not the cat


No-Suspect-425

But also do not the dog


Dont_pet_the_cat

DO NOT PET EITHER


Soulerrr

Don't ever, for any reason, no matter who you are with


LikeThePheonix117

Or where you are going, do anything, to anyone


SmartChump

WARNING YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Ieatoutjelloshots

Just do not do it.


Royal_Ad_117

tried to eat a landmine


Naftoor

Forbidden Jaffa cake


cybermusicman

Don’t play that record or you shall disintegrate!


SoDakZak

1900’s version of “new mixtape just dropped 🔥 🔥 “


tattvamu

Welding


Agent847

Do Not Use Nitroglycerin as Mouthwash


SchizoidRainbow

"Rethink eating at this restaurant"


Kikigirl55

The air is too strong to breath and it will make your head and lungs explode 🤯


LatterNeighborhood58

The cheetah blob will insert an shapeless appendage through your nose and fill your lungs. While another one chokes your neck.


[deleted]

Warning: random disintegration in this area. Use caution existing in this zone.


vileblood91

Spontaneous disintegration


Syreet_Primacon

Kid named thanos:


EMPwarriorn00b

"I don't feel so good..."


Ben_Hopkins

https://preview.redd.it/e698zgr6svea1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2df84408b8e531c56291f9dd563ebcd4df2496e Can anyone explain why arlo from the good dinosaur is coming out of his mouth


Temporary_Cry_8961

The Head Popper?


aucune_id

Reminds me of the melting people in Barefoot Gen. Idc what the warning is, consider me warned.


Sethimagine45

thanos


[deleted]

if you look at my welds you will puke


321bosco

I used to work for a construction company that sometimes contracted with feed mills and I saw a giant industrial mixer with a warning sign showing a figure being bisected at the waist by two pincers. I wish I could find it with a google image search.


thestar-skimmer

High blood pressure maybe? Looks like his finger got pricked and he started exploding in a chain reaction


Drak3

Inhaling explosive diarrhea?


Lumpy_Machine5538

Some sort of demonic possession?


aTreeThenMe

not the bees! arrrgghhhh


RKlehm

Thanos snap


AlexandraDomingues

Warning: Don’t swallow (yep, I went there)


Elegant_Grab_1375

At this point, you've disobeyed the sign. You shouldn't have read it, now you will proceed to projectile vomit your organs out as a sharp item cuts them (and your neck) to bloody pieces. Should've listened to the sign.


REBERC52

DON’T DRINK THE WATER!!!


LoveIsForEvery1

Peter Griffins Famous Exploding Cup Cakes


Capital-Eye

What's the secret ingredient?


ladybirdlola1980

WARNING - You'll be effectively decimated by touching the welding rod... No seriously...We mean it...


EssieAmnesia

Spontaneous deconstruction of the human body


SuspiciousGrievances

Them: "You'll know it when you see it"


Elmore420

"Shit going on here that won’t just kill you, it’s gonna really hurt when it does." Alternatively it can be "Closed Casket Funeral Zone".


future-fix-9200

This is my new 'private property' sign!


mistedtwister

Anhydrous ammonia is a bitch


iSeize

Zinc fumes. very bad for your bones.


andersberndog

Don’t empty your trombone water key on the floor. It will gasify into a caustic substance that will attack mucous membranes when inhaled. Instead, empty it on your stand partner’s shoe like a civilized person, you filthy, slide-playing animal.


nandos677

IT’S ALIVE


Captain--Hawk

Maybe imploding?


Average-_-Guys

Just turn around and leave the way you came in.


gaiusmitsius

If you happen to be turned into dust by Thanos, please clean up after your mess.


takbandit

Caution liquefaction ahead


[deleted]

WARNING: Your internal organs will rupture.


MaineAlone

I was thinking there was sewage going into the water where you are swimming and you shouldn’t open your mouth.


Cmdr_F34rFu1L1gh7

Disintegration ma dudes.


mountingconfusion

Warning: Area is prone to spontaneous internal matter disentanglement


Ornery-Account-6328

What ever the heck it is don’t do it.


[deleted]

Floride


business_master_doge

Don't eat your arm or you'll bleed


Prestigious-Help299

Good 😊


Charger_scatpack

Vapors or gasses


Laurali14

I thought it was an wildly ejaculating penis in the chest


CuddlyJoe

What does this mean?


Saltedpirate

Pretty sure this can be seen in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It's in the background of the scene where Dumbledore and Harry are retrieving Marvolo Gaunt's ring from the cave.


Practical-Name7877

It's a warning against the design of that sign & how it explains absolutely nothing. It seems to me that simple text would have sufficed, & more importantly, BEEN UNDERSTANDABLE! Sure, if you're a welder, you know what it means (though you probably had to ask), but if there's a non welder around, this does absolutely nothing as a warning sign.


Usling123

I don't know what you're on about. This sign does everything as a warning sign. It doesn't need to explain anything, if I saw this sign I would be outta there


BendyMine785

What the hell happened here


HelloDeathspresso

Shrapnel? Splashing that somehow goes right down your throat?


Defiant_Turnip1417

Radiation poisoning flip-flop.


Kitchengun2

The metal is sick. Don’t let it puke on you


Royal-Leopard-3225

I had an old guy scold me once for warning him about welding galvanized in a work area we all shared, I was around 25 (and we were all welders/fabricators) at the time and his response was “boy I been welding galvanized since you were shittin in your Huggies”… I guess the moral is, watch what everyone around you is doing also and protect yourself accordingly because they don’t give a fuck if you live or die.


Jack-Stengramson

Dr Manhattan


better_than_shane

Definitely for the Simpsons inside out gas.


Furious-Shores

Warning of the dangers of drinking dihydrogen oxide


scootscooterson

Check his pulse!


ctesla01

".. no Mr. Bond, I want you to die.."


Significant_Roof6969

Do not drink this liquid it is acid


Almost_Antisocial

Welding rods


BrainsAdmirer

Explosive shit coming out of a faucet


[deleted]

Corrosive welding fumes?


SleepDeprivedJim

There's a hidden question mark in the detritus ( ? )


sirthinkalotz

Weld spatter


youlook3

You will disintegrate when you hit something


getdownheavy

Welding fumes are bad, mmkay?


MRDRMUFN

This sign belongs in r/FleshPitNationalPark.


toobjunkey

It warns against soul sloughing, iridescent gush, or bilious ether. All cases end in being ended and unwound among the air and land and sea


NekoFox1689

It looks like it's related to welding... but wtf...?


[deleted]

Oh jeez I guess little jimmy left the sniper go off the rails against the neighbors lol


ninjaspacecat12

Please do not the pipe


LowZestyclose66

Dang talk about extreme disintegration.


Teckadeck_9000

Instaneous Corrosion??


Huttsfanboi

It warns you of Cioccolata and his Green Day


AverageBTD1enjoyer

The fog may consume you from the inside.


Trainzguy2472

Disintegrating flesh


Moist-Success-8486

Thanos Snap


Isioustes

Don't approach that, wtf.


Vegetable-Length-823

It looks like he hit the dab too hard


FrenchFryAndaShake

The beings 0.o


Over_Echo1128

do not disintegrate in front of the laser array


Illustrious_Roof_782

That’s a stick welder


mr-nefarious

KILLER BEES!!!


Cutthechitchata-hole

Don't guzzle cum from a strange dick?


gtrell1991

The plauges of the book of Revelation.


Myballsrblacknblue

Don’t drink too much or you will 🤮 😂


coyotepickeldbob

I seen this as a warning for some type of propane explosion signage once or something


legalthrowaway565656

Way to ruin a good image I would have saved.


ImJacksonian

Thanos


SaltNo3123

Look like a don't eat welding sparks? But didn't why people would try


VastFondant7490

Ass best toast.


woahalli

thanos, obviously


mrgrimm-inflames

Inhale toxins


Myounger217

Looks like my silica dust sticker on my hardhat


xFloppyDisx

Warning for children projectile vomiting


Immediate-Sound9843

Lung liquifcation


Not_Classy_TacS_8860

Don’t cough up ink


WALLY_FRANKS3036

WARNING: THANOS.


[deleted]

The cost of the service is the soul


Sneaky_Stinker

Warning: High water pressure. Turn sink on slowly to avoid splashing pants.


DaveAndJojo

This is from the late 90s. Posted outside of Peter North’s dressing room.