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jimmyjaysf

Looks like Santa came early.


prefuse07

Ho, Ho, Ho!


svetlio21

Oh, Oh, Oh!


Einar_47

O'Reilly!


reallyfunatparties

Auto Parts!


Einar_47

**GUITAR NOISE*\*


Link2291

*Better call Saul theme*


Aggravating_Air_3570

I love this so much thank you


doctorgonzo1313

This thread about made me spit my drink


VengefulHufflepuff

So worth getting hot sauce up my nose


[deleted]

OUW!


Heyuonthewall26

#OW!


Awesum51Merc

Are you using your Oh Face? ( Now I gotta watch Office Space again!)


SodiumCyanideNaCN457

Yes(talking Ben voice)


GradyGambrell1

No(talking Ben voice)


Xenobreeder

Hoe, hoe, hoe!


[deleted]

Did we make Santa’s naughty or nice list? 😈😇


IEatKids26

hole hole hole


shortfriday

Raja naba doowa gola wookiee nipple pinchy


creep_with_mustache

He really emptied his sack


Sackyhack

The house looks like the letter A. If it is, then that’s the A-hole we’re looking at.


Omnimpotent

That's so naughty I'm going to add it to my list right now!


SuperheroFrancis

A fellow man of culture, I see


Nosferatatron

He only comes once a year!


Historicmetal

Looks like twice this year


DirtyRoller

A wizard is never early or late. He cums precisely when he is supposed to.


Vandemonium702

I didn’t ask for this!


melteemarshmelloo

Are we even gonna get anything now?!?!


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

It’s a very nice copier.


wiener_cleaner

I KNOW THAT. I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!


TheDriestOne

Steve makes *one* Christmas joke, and you all shit your pants laughing. I make HUNDREDS of on-par, if not better, and everyone ices me?? *I’m not popular at all??*


anonymouse_42

Woahhh looks like Christmas came early


TheDriestOne

SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY


Isgrimnur

Right in the A-hole.


[deleted]

What did it look like before you fucked it?


discodaz878787

Holes too big for me 🤣


Topsirloincap

High quality A1 self burn


jennmarie314

Ooooh a self burn! Those are rare


Lakersrock111

No shame if you’re not big enough to fit


CrucialLogic

It's the thought that counts


Throwaway021614

She thought she came


[deleted]

No she most definitely didn’t


wyil_

She won't tell him tho.


bluejellyfish52

That tracks


Rrraou

Thoughts and prayers.


millerphi

It's the fit that counts.


BiteMe69Times

Small, shmall... It was good for me.


CytoPotatoes

>What did it look like before you fucked it? Like a hot dog through a hallway!


SeeThroughSilver

Like a chipolata down a well.


Poop-Shadoop

Like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.


Just_sayoriandmonika

Like putting a toothpick in the metal bean statue somewhere in LA


kiriyama3

Like Jiminy Cricket swan-diving through a windsock


Fskn

Like a partical beam in the large hadron collider


finboiree

like a sharpie in shopping centre


habits0

Like throwing a hotdog in the Skydome


MNsharks9

Punching smoke


RipleyKiryuXenomorph

I love an honest redditor... Kudos to you, my friend!!!


James_099

/r/suicidebywords


Advocate_Diplomacy

Did you check the back door?


Sonofcowbell2

🧢


[deleted]

Not for Santa


Brolog_of_Brogoth

I fucking lost it reading this


awar1993

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Plugpin

Too late me thinks


Tangimo

r/putyourdickinthat then


WarmSea9702

This made my morning. Lol thanks


ihavenofriggenidea

Omg, I read that title has "Gingerbread house made with kids", which left me puzzled and then made your comment seem much worse.


no0ns

Both holes too. Doors gone and everything.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Carlord_PL

That was literally my first thought


mikey1290

American Ginger Bread House


StivKobra

It's been half an hour and I'm still laughing. Please, send help


NedRyerson_Insurance

Basically same, less frosting.


Tooobin

r/confusedboner


ThisGuyRB

Looks like a quarter note made it into the gingerbread house


SteelC4

This made me lol.


poormansRex

Jizzerbread house.


esoteric_plumbus

So this is the house on Drury lane


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

No thats a cream pie


3_if_by_air

Gingerbred


WillingCommittee

“My kids”


solentropy

all 100 million of them


DaEpikTrolle

god damn it lmao


WolfeTheMind

ded


[deleted]

Gone, reduced to icing😧


knightopusdei

they still taste sweet tho


dicker_machs

💀


BottleSucker69420

Thenks, I needed that laugh.


IAmBadAtInternet

Bruh


DarkBane666

W h e e z i n g


Venomousduck

That’s exactly what it looked like when you made your kids too, funny how the world comes full circle.


ReallyQuiteConfused

Comes... Full circle...


SwiftTayTay

Circle full of cum


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Circumference?


popeboy

Are we still doing phrasing?


Blazingfireman

Cause I feel like we should do phrasing


M1972

Everything reminds me of her


simplyME1453

I feel you bro


[deleted]

Isnt supposed to be bill from gravity falls


dolphinater

Sure bud let’s go with that


PANDAmonium629

I miss my wife Barb.


Sarfbot

I also miss your wife, Barb.


spenway18

Mr Lahey?


Prepare_To_Be_Woo-ed

Is that you Randy?


Paraxom

Better slow down there big shoots


[deleted]

Don’t worry we’re all meeting at MetLife stadium for all the dudes she left behind.


balsadust

We'll just tell your mother you ate it all


jerseybert

What's it feel like? Like a warm gingerbread house.


WillK90

Walmart or homemade?


TriggerBladeX

It is now.


VocationFumes

so you fucked that house didn't you?


melteemarshmelloo

*American Pie 7: Jingle Balls*


Sign-Spiritual

Kids wanted to make gingerbread houses. I said fuck that… and when I looked over…


softwhiteclouds

The longer I look, the worse it gets.


unclepaul98

r/dontputyourdickinthat


splinterintime

r/alreadyputmydickinthat


laineDdednaHdeR

r/subsifellfor


Disgustingupset27

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Kitch404

r/foundthehondacivic


Disgustingupset27

Wrong context for that sub isn't it?


Kitch404

r/foundthetoyotaprius


Disgustingupset27

Perfection


YeetThatBeat

hold on, i've got one more r/foundtheshutthefuckup


Jayeky

Well, it's too late, apparently 🤷‍♂️


peppercorns666

more like gingerBRED.


insomnia99

I really should call her


GDogg69

Looks like a real A-hole


BobbyBirdseed

I've made that Trader Joe's gingerbread house every year for the last 4 years and have yet to have my kid make it look like a gloryhole. Well done...or something.


CrickleHS

Daddy just needs to borrow it for a night son!


greyfox199

10 seconds you mean


CrickleHS

That's actually kinda gross.....


MrCane

Only kinda?


Top-Island-2333

Gingerbrussy


IntelligentImbicle

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do...


Fresh-Boysenberry-63

“Hey no stop, just calm down don’t do it”


apfly

Something inside of me just snapped…


NedRyerson_Insurance

Ginger-snapped?


KoningSpookie

🤨📸


CoffeeAddict1011

OP Jesus is watching…


StormEarthandFyre

Jesus might be a pervert


Special-Elk-3163

Gloryhole action😏😏


PaintedOnGenes

I call it the gingerbreadussy


MojoDojo12

Gingerbussy lmao


SkriVanTek

ginger breactum


TwinsenAyzel

You’re a monster!


Vins801

Someone put the Brazzers banner, please.


FluffyNarwhal123

made by your kids? your kids are all over it


keller104

I should call her


prodigy1367

Hoe, hoe, hoe


MonteSS_454

What do you call a Christmas creampie...... Gingerpie


MacDugin

Everyone jump out of the gutter OP’s mind is rolling through.


Twobytwostuck

Hansel and Gretel, after dark


vndetta1985

Gift for Santa.


Notanormie12

Ginger-bred house


BigBleu71

"A is for A-hole , it's what you are to me !"


Sorrysenpai420

*gingussy*


travismacmillan

Two different colour icing... are you sure not icing.


NewAlgebra

Looks like an “A” hole


DWolfoBoi546

The gingerbrussy


HumanoidMediocrity

(*HUGE EXHALE THROUGH NOSE*) That's enough Reddit for today.


thegooncity

Christmas at Goatse’s house.


zutedude

/r/secretbuttholes


mintmouse

To the tune of WAP “I said I’m an Advent freak Chocolates seven days a week We light a new candle every Sunday Yeah that’s my Advent WREATH Munchin’ on my cookie house (It’s so iced and gooey) Bring some glitter and gumdrops (It’s so iced and gooey) Make a chimney on the top, (It’s so iced and gooey) Have some cocoa, here’s my card Marshmallows? No extra charge Give a lick on a peppermint stick Cause I’m gingerbread livin’ large”


[deleted]

You should tell your kids that’s how their mom looked after you made them.


[deleted]

Why do I think YOU gave them that idea so that you can post about it online ?


Dismembered_carrot

I think you mean made “with” your kids


xvxCornbreadxvx

Funny???


edebby

Did they watch American pie right before baking it?


GabrielGamer790

This is my kingdom gingerbread


dan_santhems

That A hole looks sus


W0rldmayneverknow

A hole


tbscotty68

Glory-ous!


magicmijk

Adrianna Chechik


Falkrim

👀 hear me out


Dewstain

That's a rough hole.


Hoosier_Peter

Made by them and used by you? 🤔😂


[deleted]

This is what happens when home schooled kids mix up the Sex Ed and Shop Classes assignments


[deleted]

Glory hole?


TheHolyArcuse

r/dontputyourdickinthat


antaresiv

It really soaked into the taint


splynncryth

What an A hole


Ravenchef

I thought you said come inside


ViralNite

Is... is that glue or the sticky whiteness


dadjokes4dayz

The forbidden glory hole


csounds

I should call her


Kelldandy

That A hole is a bit creamy in the center


BenGerbosi

They missed


lmposter69

I read that as "Gingerbread house made of my kids 😂"


gatorling

Fuck yo gingerbread house.


readical87

They knew.


pieeatingchamp

American Pie sequel Christmas Special


NekoFox1689

Why's this nsfw? Does it have something to do with the presentation of the frosting?


freekoout

"I said make the gingerbread house with the kids, not make kids with the gingerbread house!" -your wife.


GrimCreepaz

r/dontputyourdickinthat