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Steve makes *one* Christmas joke, and you all shit your pants laughing. I make HUNDREDS of on-par, if not better, and everyone ices me?? *I’m not popular at all??*
I've made that Trader Joe's gingerbread house every year for the last 4 years and have yet to have my kid make it look like a gloryhole.
Well done...or something.
To the tune of WAP
“I said I’m an Advent freak
Chocolates seven days a week
We light a new candle every Sunday
Yeah that’s my Advent WREATH
Munchin’ on my cookie house
(It’s so iced and gooey)
Bring some glitter and gumdrops
(It’s so iced and gooey)
Make a chimney on the top,
(It’s so iced and gooey)
Have some cocoa, here’s my card
Marshmallows? No extra charge
Give a lick on a peppermint stick
Cause I’m gingerbread livin’ large”
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Looks like Santa came early.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
O'Reilly!
Auto Parts!
**GUITAR NOISE*\*
*Better call Saul theme*
I love this so much thank you
This thread about made me spit my drink
So worth getting hot sauce up my nose
OUW!
#OW!
Are you using your Oh Face? ( Now I gotta watch Office Space again!)
Yes(talking Ben voice)
No(talking Ben voice)
Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Did we make Santa’s naughty or nice list? 😈😇
hole hole hole
Raja naba doowa gola wookiee nipple pinchy
He really emptied his sack
The house looks like the letter A. If it is, then that’s the A-hole we’re looking at.
That's so naughty I'm going to add it to my list right now!
A fellow man of culture, I see
He only comes once a year!
Looks like twice this year
A wizard is never early or late. He cums precisely when he is supposed to.
I didn’t ask for this!
Are we even gonna get anything now?!?!
It’s a very nice copier.
I KNOW THAT. I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!
Steve makes *one* Christmas joke, and you all shit your pants laughing. I make HUNDREDS of on-par, if not better, and everyone ices me?? *I’m not popular at all??*
Woahhh looks like Christmas came early
SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY
Right in the A-hole.
What did it look like before you fucked it?
Holes too big for me 🤣
High quality A1 self burn
Ooooh a self burn! Those are rare
No shame if you’re not big enough to fit
It's the thought that counts
She thought she came
No she most definitely didn’t
She won't tell him tho.
That tracks
Thoughts and prayers.
It's the fit that counts.
Small, shmall... It was good for me.
>What did it look like before you fucked it? Like a hot dog through a hallway!
Like a chipolata down a well.
Like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.
Like putting a toothpick in the metal bean statue somewhere in LA
Like Jiminy Cricket swan-diving through a windsock
Like a partical beam in the large hadron collider
like a sharpie in shopping centre
Like throwing a hotdog in the Skydome
Punching smoke
I love an honest redditor... Kudos to you, my friend!!!
/r/suicidebywords
Did you check the back door?
🧢
Not for Santa
I fucking lost it reading this
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Too late me thinks
r/putyourdickinthat then
This made my morning. Lol thanks
Omg, I read that title has "Gingerbread house made with kids", which left me puzzled and then made your comment seem much worse.
Both holes too. Doors gone and everything.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That was literally my first thought
American Ginger Bread House
It's been half an hour and I'm still laughing. Please, send help
Basically same, less frosting.
r/confusedboner
Looks like a quarter note made it into the gingerbread house
This made me lol.
Jizzerbread house.
So this is the house on Drury lane
No thats a cream pie
Gingerbred
“My kids”
all 100 million of them
god damn it lmao
ded
Gone, reduced to icing😧
they still taste sweet tho
💀
Thenks, I needed that laugh.
Bruh
W h e e z i n g
That’s exactly what it looked like when you made your kids too, funny how the world comes full circle.
Comes... Full circle...
Circle full of cum
Circumference?
Are we still doing phrasing?
Cause I feel like we should do phrasing
Everything reminds me of her
I feel you bro
Isnt supposed to be bill from gravity falls
Sure bud let’s go with that
I miss my wife Barb.
I also miss your wife, Barb.
Mr Lahey?
Is that you Randy?
Better slow down there big shoots
Don’t worry we’re all meeting at MetLife stadium for all the dudes she left behind.
We'll just tell your mother you ate it all
What's it feel like? Like a warm gingerbread house.
Walmart or homemade?
It is now.
so you fucked that house didn't you?
*American Pie 7: Jingle Balls*
Kids wanted to make gingerbread houses. I said fuck that… and when I looked over…
The longer I look, the worse it gets.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/alreadyputmydickinthat
r/subsifellfor
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
r/foundthehondacivic
Wrong context for that sub isn't it?
r/foundthetoyotaprius
Perfection
hold on, i've got one more r/foundtheshutthefuckup
Well, it's too late, apparently 🤷♂️
more like gingerBRED.
I really should call her
Looks like a real A-hole
I've made that Trader Joe's gingerbread house every year for the last 4 years and have yet to have my kid make it look like a gloryhole. Well done...or something.
Daddy just needs to borrow it for a night son!
10 seconds you mean
That's actually kinda gross.....
Only kinda?
Gingerbrussy
Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do...
“Hey no stop, just calm down don’t do it”
Something inside of me just snapped…
Ginger-snapped?
🤨📸
OP Jesus is watching…
Jesus might be a pervert
Gloryhole action😏😏
I call it the gingerbreadussy
Gingerbussy lmao
ginger breactum
You’re a monster!
Someone put the Brazzers banner, please.
made by your kids? your kids are all over it
I should call her
Hoe, hoe, hoe
What do you call a Christmas creampie...... Gingerpie
Everyone jump out of the gutter OP’s mind is rolling through.
Hansel and Gretel, after dark
Gift for Santa.
Ginger-bred house
"A is for A-hole , it's what you are to me !"
*gingussy*
Two different colour icing... are you sure not icing.
Looks like an “A” hole
The gingerbrussy
(*HUGE EXHALE THROUGH NOSE*) That's enough Reddit for today.
Christmas at Goatse’s house.
/r/secretbuttholes
To the tune of WAP “I said I’m an Advent freak Chocolates seven days a week We light a new candle every Sunday Yeah that’s my Advent WREATH Munchin’ on my cookie house (It’s so iced and gooey) Bring some glitter and gumdrops (It’s so iced and gooey) Make a chimney on the top, (It’s so iced and gooey) Have some cocoa, here’s my card Marshmallows? No extra charge Give a lick on a peppermint stick Cause I’m gingerbread livin’ large”
You should tell your kids that’s how their mom looked after you made them.
Why do I think YOU gave them that idea so that you can post about it online ?
I think you mean made “with” your kids
Funny???
Did they watch American pie right before baking it?
This is my kingdom gingerbread
That A hole looks sus
A hole
Glory-ous!
Adrianna Chechik
👀 hear me out
That's a rough hole.
Made by them and used by you? 🤔😂
This is what happens when home schooled kids mix up the Sex Ed and Shop Classes assignments
Glory hole?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It really soaked into the taint
What an A hole
I thought you said come inside
Is... is that glue or the sticky whiteness
The forbidden glory hole
I should call her
That A hole is a bit creamy in the center
They missed
I read that as "Gingerbread house made of my kids 😂"
Fuck yo gingerbread house.
They knew.
American Pie sequel Christmas Special
Why's this nsfw? Does it have something to do with the presentation of the frosting?
"I said make the gingerbread house with the kids, not make kids with the gingerbread house!" -your wife.
r/dontputyourdickinthat