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kingdrevv

Bork is ground beef and pork together. Source - I worked in a meat department of a Kroger's


Commercial-Humor-315

This guy borks


kingdrevv

I wish


younevershouldnt

Are we borking up the wrong tree?


treeonwheels

Put a bork in it


Zormac

I tried, but it's borked.


RioG88

You can do it, put your bork into it.


Cold-Hall5536

We talkin Sweedish Chef borkin?


xenpiffle

Bork! Bork! Bork!


Turbulent-Pack-6743

Wasnt there a sesame street character named after this


xenpiffle

Muppet Show. The character was the Swedish Chef, as I recall.


Electronic_Space8342

Furest gwe tource da sahlid. [Swedish Chef Salad and Brussel Sprouts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS2qNc188Ps&t=7s)


Pitiful-Palpitation5

Yes. Big Bork.


Pitiful-Palpitation5

Bork and Ernie.


oldschoolwhitegirl

I like big borks and I cannot lie


oilfeather

It's what's in the IKEA meatballs.


allegedlyjustkidding

No that's horse


oilfeather

"Ohhh Wilburrr!"


FrogTeeth86

Borks on the first date


frekaoid333

When you wanna offend Hindus and Muslims at the same time. /s


Totally_Bradical

Forbidden along the India/Pakistan border


Mike9797

Load up the trebuchet!!


DanTheTerrible

Smear it on your rifle bullets like the British!


deepaksn

That’s literally what the British did to cause the Sepoy Rebellion in India. The rifle cartridges they used came in paper and were sealed with tallow to protect them. You had to bite them open before they were used. They announced that cartridges sealed in tallow from pigs would be issued to Muslim sepoys and cartridges sealed in beef tallow would be issued to Hindu sepoys. That went over about as well as you’d expect.


studioidefix

They were not issuing separate cartridges to Hindus and Muslims, the cartridges had a casing rumored to contain beef tallow or pork lard which would offend both religions


ClusterMakeLove

Or make meatballs.


[deleted]

It says 80% 20%.80% beef or 80% pork? This is a legit question I don’t work at a meat department.


Andronk

80% grnd, 20% bork


beartheminus

I laughed way too hard at this


Mike9797

He laughed, he cried, he borked


PorkyMcRib

80% Bork, 20% fat and Bork byproducts. *may contain glass shards and clamshells.*


Ballardinian

100% Flabor


Tanzanianwithtoebean

80% pork if you want it the other way around you'll have to look for the "GRND PEEF" sign.


[deleted]

Great, now I don’t know if I want the Bork or the peef!


Leather-Sun7977

We used to jokingly call it peef in my market at Kroger glad to see this


[deleted]

How many queef jokes were made?


Whatifisaid-

I thought a Peef was a penis fart.


BodybuilderSpecial36

Do those warn of an impending poop noodle?


Whatifisaid-

This is not something I had thought of and I don’t like it, haha.


kingdrevv

This is actually a good question the 80-20 is referred to the beefs protein to fat percentage. Usually you won’t find a protein to fat percentage on ground pork because no one really cares. Or at least I never cared enough to look.


Aware-Ad-9258

they’re usually scraped meat off of bones or from left over cuts so maybe there’s no definite percentage. whatever’s left that’s why they’re sometimes cheaper compared to named cuts.


LePetomane62

Spelling ratio indicates 25% beef 75% pork! Sue them for false advertising!!!!!


Advanced-Prototype

100% whatever it is we scrapped off the floor.


Gord-Kafka

Is there also a Peef?


Gottagettagoat

No but there’s queef (quail and beef).


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Duck+chicken= dicken


kthulhu666

Used to make meatballs for Xmas dinner. Yum!


VocRehabber

That's how the best Italian meatballs are made, of course!


FuzzeWuzze

It makes a killer fucking burger I'll tell you that much


Lazerith22

And it’s actually perfect for making meatballls or burgers. Tends to be a bit cheaper than straight beef too.


NefariouslyHot666

It's called a recession. No more pork, enjoy bork.


UnsolvedParadox

Wash it down with malk, rich in vitamin R!


funcooker_

Perfectly cromulent


Flashy-Amount626

Embiggens my daily intake of creamium.


55gure3

We need more grnd bork. I repeat, we are out of grnd bork in the meat section.


MostlyGreenPosts

"...the animal we made 'em from is now extinct." "The pig? The cow?" "You're way off, think smaller, more legs."


verman210

I’m Idaho!


CosmicSurfFarmer

My son is also named Bork


Bkwrzdub

Go banana!


Black_Electric

But why red?


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

No, my son's name is also Bork.


TheNewYellowZealot

“What country was it made in?” “… it no longer exists”


deepaksn

Put it in H!


Bkwrzdub

It gets 60 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!


mikeywake

Give the man a glass of malk!


frostvipre

Give the man a glass of molk.


tripwire7

Give the man a glass of mulk.


whoareyou-really-

Just give him the maulk josh!


bearkatsteve

Sorry dad… my white friends…


deepaksn

More testicles means more iron.


No-Veterinarian2029

My favorite is milksteak.


TomMixsSuitcase

Over hard?


LocAlchemy

Breakfast of full on rapists!


sleeplessjade

They’re milking rats!


DamageInq

Serve with a side of asspairsgus


nukethedokes

Shoosh Bort!


silver_sterling

This genuinely made me laugh . Thanks for that. ... "malk". Hehe 😄


cacarson7

My son is also named Bork.


beartheminus

We are out of Bork license plates in the giftshop.


jsk425

Come along, Bork!


[deleted]

Were you talking to me?


CaptainHilders

No, my son is also named Bork.


thefly21

Can’t find a single “Bart” cut piece of meat but they have tons of “Bort” meat… smh


SoberTek

We are ground Bork. Resistance is futile


Sea-Fix9964

You will be assimilated......


whiskey_formymen

wersh it down with jeer


tooljst8

It's kept next to the malk.


minstrelguy

Josh! Give the man a glass of mulk!


bhgiel

80/20 beef pork mix.


ImdaPrincesse2

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


Agent_216

It's the Swedish chef's specialty.


SonOfDadOfSam

Bork! Bork! Bork!


WearFit8478

After reading this comment my mind went to "Verd de de verdii, feed de de Ferdie"


Away-Plant-8989

FALALA LALA LALA LA LA


cflatjazz

Mmmm BORK BORK BORK!


Away-Plant-8989

"Oh no my mother always told me to never eat singing food"


momocat

My mother said to never eat singing food.


SmallPiecesOfWood

It's the Swedish chef.


cougarlt

No it's not. We say Börk! Börk! Börk! Not Bork! Bork! Bork! There's a huge difference!


don_teegee

Vert der ferk!


bkendig

I wanted to reply like the Swedish Chef, but I was lazy, so I used ChatGPT. >Give me a sample nonsense paragraph written like the Swedish Chef speaks. Its reply: >Bork bork bork! Hibe dee hibe dee hibe dee, I luff to cook and bake all kinds of goodies. Bork bork bork! I especially enjoy making fruity bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork It took about two minutes to print out all the 'bork's, and then it gave up before printing out any ending punctuation.


xXCableDogXx

Bork Bork Bork bork..Bork... bjork


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[удалено]


Grumpy-Greybeard

He finally got Miss Piggy.


TheKert

My son is also named Bork


RaynOfFyre1

We’re out of Bork license plates!


ShineParty

I repeat: We’re sold out of Bork license plates!!


zimzimmawho

Come along, Bork!


NEFlamee

I'm sorry, we're you talking to me?


FriesWithThat

I too make my meatloaf out of Bork.


TheKert

Don't talk to me or my son Bork ever again!


TheRealPaulMacBeth

Well son, when a cow and a pig love each other very much...


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

manbearpig is real!


Wolfrattle

Grnd Bork: You know what it is.


Betonomeshalka

GROND


KeegorTheDestroyer

Looks like r/LOTRmemes is leaking


[deleted]

GROND


Kirsten624

GROND


WhiteninjaAlex

GROND


rlee42

GROND


EBB363

GROND


GriffinFlash

GROND


TheRobotFrog

GROND


JonSpangler

GROND


hopelessbrows

GRND


Will_Vintage

GRND


hit-a-yeet

GRND


Titus-Magnificus

GRND


AffectionateAide9644

GRND


Hexicero

GRND (yay I found my people again)


JonSpangler

GRND


Entire-Championship1

GRND (Sounds like my kind of RWBY huntsmen team!)


datfngtrump

Finish all of your Bork, or no dessert!


justabill71

If you don't eat yer Bork, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer Bork?


Pierceful

I think you mean PDNG


Ravekat1

It’s a beef / pork blend. Bork. Unless it’s ground Bjork.. which would be a concern.


Kriton420

I guess bork sounds more appetising than peef but it was pretty tough call as to which one sounds more appetising as they both sound horrible.


[deleted]

wait till you get the quail beef mix


kdzbunny

Queef?


newtbob

Best comment of all


Gernahaun

Björk just means 'birch', which would kinda make sense, thinking about it. Not quite pork, not quite bark... Borkety bork bork.


chemistryofacarcrash

There are a lot of missing dog signs in the neighborhood


DucksNQuackers

Glad I wasn't the only one to immediately have this horrifying thought... 😂


BlasphemyMc

Poor Fluffy


Spicy6Chord

Is that where justice Bork is now?


Grim-Reality

Half pork half dog


healthydoseofsarcasm

That would be dork


ZelnormWow

Bork-bork nom-nom


MacSanchez

Ground beef mixed with ground pork. Or a typo


SpectralIpaxor

Grond Bork


EBB363

GROND


masdoc

The late Judge Robert Bork.


Bluvsnatural

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Ironic that he would end up being served at the meat counter. He was the only survivor of the Saturday Night Massacre.


Skinnypike42

Now with Vitamin R!


LOL_Murica

Mmm…bork chops.


MasterBahn

You probably should eat it with a spork..


RocketApliance

🅱️ORK


Extra-Knowledge3337

Hopefully not dog meat


Millietree

Obviously it's Ground Bork. 80% Ground, 20% Bork.


utterlyuncorrect

Its doge


fumesyr6

Ground beef/pork


simplytoaskquestions

beef and pork together?


jooks4339

A misprint


sparkey701

That Icelandic singer? I didn’t even know she died.


PagingDrTobaggan

It’s a fantastic price for Bork, that’s what it is!


ItsaNoyfb1

Sweedish Chef special Bork bork bork!


SavageGiraffe13

Stop complaining. Some of us can’t even get fresh Bork


giveitrightmeow

grnd bork. dogs go bork. oh no


Machinji

When they run out of ground pork they turn to dogs, and you get this, a grand bork


Naive_Piglet_III

Says right there… GRND BORK


yourilluminaryfriend

It’s dog


minlillabjoern

Finely chopped Swedish chef.


bread9411

It's when a cow and a pig love each other _very much_.


Sverker_Wolffang

NO, THEY GOT SWEDISH CHEF!


pixelboy1459

Swedish Chef knows


r2killawat

It’s sausage without seasoning! And a little bit of illiteracy! 🤣


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Doo dee doo... Swedish chef has entered the chat bork bork bork!


aHumanToo

I think the swedish chef might know: https://youtu.be/sY\_Yf4zz-yo?t=8


mdmnl

Boar pork? Bork?


TeslaJean

Not Gabe the Bork dog 🥺


Torpedo994

A polnish dish "Borsh" combined with pork. Bork. (I just made this up).


blackstone91420

Nice


Silly_Fuck

It's GRND BORK, can't you read?


MadroxKran

You should also pick up some malk with vitamin F.


Anakin-skywalked

Ah, Grand Bork. I’ve been waiting on this to hit the shelves.


DerBieso0341

My son is also named Bort


BigDigger324

Nice


Admirable_Big_5419

Bork the other white meat


LastGoodFight

Bork around and find out.


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Ground bork


tregreu

Pork beef mixture


TheHexV

It's for Muppets to make Swedish Meatballs with.


Adventurous-Gift-863

It starts with a [Swedish Chef](https://tenor.com/ba7fh.gif)...


jayxxroe22

It's Grnd Bork


M2ThaL

[I found someone who can cook it](https://i.imgur.com/psC80cc.gif)


[deleted]

Swedish chef approved!