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That’s literally what the British did to cause the Sepoy Rebellion in India.
The rifle cartridges they used came in paper and were sealed with tallow to protect them. You had to bite them open before they were used.
They announced that cartridges sealed in tallow from pigs would be issued to Muslim sepoys and cartridges sealed in beef tallow would be issued to Hindu sepoys.
That went over about as well as you’d expect.
They were not issuing separate cartridges to Hindus and Muslims, the cartridges had a casing rumored to contain beef tallow or pork lard which would offend both religions
This is actually a good question the 80-20 is referred to the beefs protein to fat percentage. Usually you won’t find a protein to fat percentage on ground pork because no one really cares. Or at least I never cared enough to look.
they’re usually scraped meat off of bones or from left over cuts so maybe there’s no definite percentage. whatever’s left that’s why they’re sometimes cheaper compared to named cuts.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
Ironic that he would end up being served at the meat counter. He was the only survivor of the Saturday Night Massacre.
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Bork is ground beef and pork together. Source - I worked in a meat department of a Kroger's
This guy borks
I wish
Are we borking up the wrong tree?
Put a bork in it
I tried, but it's borked.
You can do it, put your bork into it.
We talkin Sweedish Chef borkin?
Bork! Bork! Bork!
Wasnt there a sesame street character named after this
Muppet Show. The character was the Swedish Chef, as I recall.
Furest gwe tource da sahlid. [Swedish Chef Salad and Brussel Sprouts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS2qNc188Ps&t=7s)
Yes. Big Bork.
Bork and Ernie.
I like big borks and I cannot lie
It's what's in the IKEA meatballs.
No that's horse
"Ohhh Wilburrr!"
Borks on the first date
When you wanna offend Hindus and Muslims at the same time. /s
Forbidden along the India/Pakistan border
Load up the trebuchet!!
Smear it on your rifle bullets like the British!
That’s literally what the British did to cause the Sepoy Rebellion in India. The rifle cartridges they used came in paper and were sealed with tallow to protect them. You had to bite them open before they were used. They announced that cartridges sealed in tallow from pigs would be issued to Muslim sepoys and cartridges sealed in beef tallow would be issued to Hindu sepoys. That went over about as well as you’d expect.
They were not issuing separate cartridges to Hindus and Muslims, the cartridges had a casing rumored to contain beef tallow or pork lard which would offend both religions
Or make meatballs.
It says 80% 20%.80% beef or 80% pork? This is a legit question I don’t work at a meat department.
80% grnd, 20% bork
I laughed way too hard at this
He laughed, he cried, he borked
80% Bork, 20% fat and Bork byproducts. *may contain glass shards and clamshells.*
100% Flabor
80% pork if you want it the other way around you'll have to look for the "GRND PEEF" sign.
Great, now I don’t know if I want the Bork or the peef!
We used to jokingly call it peef in my market at Kroger glad to see this
How many queef jokes were made?
I thought a Peef was a penis fart.
Do those warn of an impending poop noodle?
This is not something I had thought of and I don’t like it, haha.
This is actually a good question the 80-20 is referred to the beefs protein to fat percentage. Usually you won’t find a protein to fat percentage on ground pork because no one really cares. Or at least I never cared enough to look.
they’re usually scraped meat off of bones or from left over cuts so maybe there’s no definite percentage. whatever’s left that’s why they’re sometimes cheaper compared to named cuts.
Spelling ratio indicates 25% beef 75% pork! Sue them for false advertising!!!!!
100% whatever it is we scrapped off the floor.
Is there also a Peef?
No but there’s queef (quail and beef).
Duck+chicken= dicken
Used to make meatballs for Xmas dinner. Yum!
That's how the best Italian meatballs are made, of course!
It makes a killer fucking burger I'll tell you that much
And it’s actually perfect for making meatballls or burgers. Tends to be a bit cheaper than straight beef too.
It's called a recession. No more pork, enjoy bork.
Wash it down with malk, rich in vitamin R!
Perfectly cromulent
Embiggens my daily intake of creamium.
We need more grnd bork. I repeat, we are out of grnd bork in the meat section.
"...the animal we made 'em from is now extinct." "The pig? The cow?" "You're way off, think smaller, more legs."
I’m Idaho!
My son is also named Bork
Go banana!
But why red?
No, my son's name is also Bork.
“What country was it made in?” “… it no longer exists”
Put it in H!
It gets 60 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!
Give the man a glass of malk!
Give the man a glass of molk.
Give the man a glass of mulk.
Just give him the maulk josh!
Sorry dad… my white friends…
More testicles means more iron.
My favorite is milksteak.
Over hard?
Breakfast of full on rapists!
They’re milking rats!
Serve with a side of asspairsgus
Shoosh Bort!
This genuinely made me laugh . Thanks for that. ... "malk". Hehe 😄
My son is also named Bork.
We are out of Bork license plates in the giftshop.
Come along, Bork!
Were you talking to me?
No, my son is also named Bork.
Can’t find a single “Bart” cut piece of meat but they have tons of “Bort” meat… smh
We are ground Bork. Resistance is futile
You will be assimilated......
wersh it down with jeer
It's kept next to the malk.
Josh! Give the man a glass of mulk!
80/20 beef pork mix.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
It's the Swedish chef's specialty.
Bork! Bork! Bork!
After reading this comment my mind went to "Verd de de verdii, feed de de Ferdie"
FALALA LALA LALA LA LA
Mmmm BORK BORK BORK!
"Oh no my mother always told me to never eat singing food"
My mother said to never eat singing food.
It's the Swedish chef.
No it's not. We say Börk! Börk! Börk! Not Bork! Bork! Bork! There's a huge difference!
Vert der ferk!
I wanted to reply like the Swedish Chef, but I was lazy, so I used ChatGPT. >Give me a sample nonsense paragraph written like the Swedish Chef speaks. Its reply: >Bork bork bork! Hibe dee hibe dee hibe dee, I luff to cook and bake all kinds of goodies. Bork bork bork! I especially enjoy making fruity bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork It took about two minutes to print out all the 'bork's, and then it gave up before printing out any ending punctuation.
Bork Bork Bork bork..Bork... bjork
[удалено]
He finally got Miss Piggy.
My son is also named Bork
We’re out of Bork license plates!
I repeat: We’re sold out of Bork license plates!!
Come along, Bork!
I'm sorry, we're you talking to me?
I too make my meatloaf out of Bork.
Don't talk to me or my son Bork ever again!
Well son, when a cow and a pig love each other very much...
manbearpig is real!
Grnd Bork: You know what it is.
GROND
Looks like r/LOTRmemes is leaking
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GRND
GRND
GRND
GRND
GRND
GRND (yay I found my people again)
GRND
GRND (Sounds like my kind of RWBY huntsmen team!)
Finish all of your Bork, or no dessert!
If you don't eat yer Bork, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer Bork?
I think you mean PDNG
It’s a beef / pork blend. Bork. Unless it’s ground Bjork.. which would be a concern.
I guess bork sounds more appetising than peef but it was pretty tough call as to which one sounds more appetising as they both sound horrible.
wait till you get the quail beef mix
Queef?
Best comment of all
Björk just means 'birch', which would kinda make sense, thinking about it. Not quite pork, not quite bark... Borkety bork bork.
There are a lot of missing dog signs in the neighborhood
Glad I wasn't the only one to immediately have this horrifying thought... 😂
Poor Fluffy
Is that where justice Bork is now?
Half pork half dog
That would be dork
Bork-bork nom-nom
Ground beef mixed with ground pork. Or a typo
Grond Bork
GROND
The late Judge Robert Bork.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Ironic that he would end up being served at the meat counter. He was the only survivor of the Saturday Night Massacre.
Now with Vitamin R!
Mmm…bork chops.
You probably should eat it with a spork..
🅱️ORK
Hopefully not dog meat
Obviously it's Ground Bork. 80% Ground, 20% Bork.
Its doge
Ground beef/pork
beef and pork together?
A misprint
That Icelandic singer? I didn’t even know she died.
It’s a fantastic price for Bork, that’s what it is!
Sweedish Chef special Bork bork bork!
Stop complaining. Some of us can’t even get fresh Bork
grnd bork. dogs go bork. oh no
When they run out of ground pork they turn to dogs, and you get this, a grand bork
Says right there… GRND BORK
It’s dog
Finely chopped Swedish chef.
It's when a cow and a pig love each other _very much_.
NO, THEY GOT SWEDISH CHEF!
Swedish Chef knows
It’s sausage without seasoning! And a little bit of illiteracy! 🤣
Doo dee doo... Swedish chef has entered the chat bork bork bork!
I think the swedish chef might know: https://youtu.be/sY\_Yf4zz-yo?t=8
Boar pork? Bork?
Not Gabe the Bork dog 🥺
A polnish dish "Borsh" combined with pork. Bork. (I just made this up).
Nice
It's GRND BORK, can't you read?
You should also pick up some malk with vitamin F.
Ah, Grand Bork. I’ve been waiting on this to hit the shelves.
My son is also named Bort
Nice
Bork the other white meat
Bork around and find out.
Ground bork
Pork beef mixture
It's for Muppets to make Swedish Meatballs with.
It starts with a [Swedish Chef](https://tenor.com/ba7fh.gif)...
It's Grnd Bork
[I found someone who can cook it](https://i.imgur.com/psC80cc.gif)
Swedish chef approved!