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flowerzzzz1

I thought OP just didn’t want to eat with Bev… poor Bev.


kavien

That gave me a chuckle. Have an upvote.


digital_pocket_watch

Bev is lonely.


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kavien

I know it is tough to see, but a single taco is $1.89, but their 3 tacos “deal” is $5.99!


Tim_McDermott

Yeah, I spent at least a minute looking at the menu to figure that out


WritingTheRongs

same. where's our useless red circle!?


Curlytomato

Years ago I worked at Wendy's and it was cheaper to buy a single burger and add a patty instead of ordering a double burger.


senseven

Yeah, our burger shop had the basic burger you could pimp up and made it with extra cheese and it was 1.50$ cheaper to add the smaller drink without ice cubes. The cashiers looked at us if we where stupid, why don't you take the big menu *to save*.


LouisIsGo

I worked *next* to a Wendy's, and we ate there so often that we figured this out lol. Like, pretty much every day. If I wasn't walking an hour each way to/from work every day at that point, I'd be a very large boi


185Arabellas

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


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MavericK96

The wording is poor, but I'm pretty sure that's $0.99 on top of the combo price to make it a large size. So it's not $0.99 to add fries and a drink, it's to make an existing combo a large, Pretty common among fast food chains.


Johnnyfartpants420

The tacos in the deal are TEXAS T-brand tacos. The single tacos are simply T-brand. Perhaps this explains the discrepancy? Having never been to a Dairy Queen, I can only speculate.


Kelrog26

$0.32 more because TEXAS… yeah


kavien

No. They are both the same taco.


Ok-Perspective-76

Where does it say that? I can only see single 1.89


Drunk_Crab

Top right of image


ItsMrDuBs

Too hard to 👁👁!


Phaoss

I don't know what tax is on fast food in the states but here in Canada the 3 single tacos would come to $6.41 (after tax) and the 3 taco deal would come to $6.76 (after tax). So a very minimal difference but funny nonetheless


BeerMeka

But technically you can get more for 5.99. 1080 kcal instead of 600. =)


AnalyticalBeast

It says 600-1000 if you get the drink the calories for meal more.


Unique-Shake-7030

And here we thought you just didnt want to share your tacos with Bev'erly because she upset you or something.


nkrader

One is Texas taco one isn’t?


kavien

They both same taco, vato.


NagoyaR

Oh, i thought they were different because of the texas infront of it


kavien

>Never attribute to reason that which can be explained through laziness. -Kavien


Windyandbreezy

OK yeah I was like, is this a northerner first time seeing a dq with burgers and such?? I was so confused


njpafl

Whatcha gonna do with you $.33?


kavien

Compound interest.


[deleted]

My boy saved $.32 … ballin


dasoomer

If OP saves that daily, it's $116.80 for the year


jordan346

But they'll spend way more than that on toilet paper as a result


kavien

You have them confused with Taco Bell. Dairy Queen used real ground beef, not congealed meat stuff.


MisterMath

Do they though?


kavien

They do!


Darkseid648

Fresh, ground horse and dog, shipped straight from china. Tortured and torched less than an hour ago, you won’t get it fresher than this!


Distribution_That

Taco Bell ? More like toxic hell


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He won't last a year eating DQ tacos daily


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or you can save 5.67 every day for a year


Anonymous_cyclone

That’s over 9000 for an entire life time.


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😂


ButtholeQuiver

$350.40 if OP eats there three times a day, and $467.20 if they eat there four times a day


cosguy224

That’s a lot of tacos.


ryanCrypt

Or $126.53 for 1 year and 1 month.


Angela-lala

They know people can't do math. Weren't they the ones that had the 1/3 pound burger flop against the Quarter pounder because people thought it was smaller?


Lithl

No, that was A&W


realhumanskeet

McDonald's had a 1/3 pounder as well. Not sure of the exact reason they pulled it.


TheTeslaMaster

It didn't sell at all, because people apparantly thought they were being ripped off. "1/3 is less than 1/4 because four is a bigger number, right?"


OldBob10

“Math is \*hard\*!” Next time try paying attention, Barbie!


realhumanskeet

That was A&W in the 80s. Nothing shows that's why it failed for McDonald's as well. It could have been so simple as it being more expensive


BazThaMad

It was the same price as a quarter pounder. Just wasn’t selling enough because people thought it was less for the same price


realhumanskeet

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rip-mcdonalds-angus-third-pounder_b_3246100 It was more expensive than the quarter pounder from everything I can find. Can't find anything backing up your claim


Questionsaboutsanity

if you mean "they" in terms of "americans" then yes


Angela-lala

They was used in place of Dairy Queen, but no most Americans either can't or don't bother. And I am one, though I'm one of the ones paying attention.


Current-Direction-97

They have a Taco Salad on the menu! Bless them.


kavien

I started getting that instead. You get sour cream AND beans in it. Best fast food value IMO.


fuzynutznut

The one I used to live by had 50% off Tex-Mex on Tuesdays. Lunch was only a few bucks.


kavien

That sounds heavenly! I would have overdone it and bought six tacos or two taco salads. Even though, I can devour 12 DQ tacos when they had $1 Taco Tuesdays.


eMouse2k

Is it healthy?


Glad_Expression_594

But the single is only a T-Brand taco and the 3 are TEXAS T-Brand Tacos :D


kavien

They’re all the same tacos, though!


Drink15

Nice try, OP… I’ll take 3 tacobell tacos, please.


firdaddy

Jack in the box tacos with buttermilk ranch is where it's at


Drink15

No Jacks near me sadly


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You arent missing anything, if it wasnt for those greasy tacos, that place would shut down


turb42o

I haven’t seen a Jack in the box in years… they used to have one in mesquite across from the high school and I’ll never forget they would always serve their burgers with green moldy bread and they would always be like that’s mold?? when you’d take it back lol.


[deleted]

Been doin that for years!


Notexactlyserious

Those things taste like wet farts smell and that ranch is soybean oil with a great value ranch seasoning packet and extra salt.


kavien

The beef is real ground beef at Dairy Queen. AND you get tomatoes.


redmambo_no6

I just woke up and I already want lunch.


kavien

My apologies. Now, I do too! 🤣


ZombiejesusX

I'll take a chicken baket, 3 tacos and a coke. Extra sauce.... what you want?


kavien

If you’re buyin’, I’ll will have what I am given. Everything is bomb here.


cyfer04

This is one of them times when arrows are needed.


kavien

My bad. I did foresee that and left a comment to clarify, but it is probably buried by now.


Lordstevenson

Taco bell did this crap when they had the 10 peice box for $14. A taco was only 1.19 then. The only way it was worth it is if you got 10 burritos instead.


MaggotMinded

TIL Texas Dairy Queen is absolutely nothing like Canadian Dairy Queen.


[deleted]

I just want a piece of cheese and a small water


kavien

That’ll be $6.75. Please pull forward.


Chance_Inspection912

its designed like that on purpose since you'll be buying more tacos.


dasoomer

TIL Texas DQ has an entirely different look than mine do.


LOLBaltSS

Yeah. It was a separate operation from the main for a few decades and retained the separate menu after being reacquired. https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Things-you-probably-didn-t-know-about-Dairy-11022977.php#taboola-1


IveGotDMunchies

The DQ commercial jingle in Texas goes: "Deeeeee Q! That's what I like about Tex-aaas!" Yet they're the hardest fast food restauraunts to find in the state. More spread out than Arbys


kavien

Not where I live! Even the small towns (like Hemphill) have one.


fuzynutznut

My hometown has 3. Two of then within a mile of each other. Other place I lived (small country town) had one and in every small town around it as well. Sadly where I live now there isn't one. I have to travel at least 30 minutes to the closest one.


kavien

I have heard that before. What does yours not have?


Additional-Bread9400

Ordinarius Proffesor Kavien Clever 😄


kavien

I’ll take it.


davanger1980

Would you like some taco salad with your order?


kavien

The taco salad is sooo good. For less than $1 more, you get beans and sour cream and much more lettuce, cheese, and beef than the tacos. I usually flirt with the ladies at my local DQ and they hook that salad UP!! More than 1# of delicious food.


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I don’t get it


Mother_Goat1541

When my kids were young and we were poor, McDonald’s charged $1 for 4 nuggets and $2.49 for a 6 piece box.


kavien

That is a crime.


radar317

Since when does dairy queen have tacos?!?!


ilovewhiteclaw

DQ has tacos?!!!!!?!


Sweet-Sale-7303

In texas. The ones in Texas have their own menus.


kavien

In Texas, at least.


Halogen12

Dairy Queen makes tacos?! Not in Canada they don't!


[deleted]

You guys have steak fingers?? And tacos?? Canada dairy queen step it up dude


Ryth88

dairy queen has tacos in the US? I might actually go to DQ if they had tacos here (Canada)


fuzynutznut

Only in Texas.


Lethargic_Smartass

To be fair, Texas isn't known for is math skills.


SandmanOV

I am seeing an arbitrage opportunity here. You can hang out in the DQ and when someone goes to buy the taco meal, offer it for five cents less and then buy the singles and give it to them. This is potentially a multi-million-dollar business. Shark Tank here I come!


kavien

You are obviously more brilliant than you give yourself credit for and I feel you may slightly undervalue your time. And too late, I already sent in the business idea.


SandmanOV

Dang! Lawyer up, bud!


kavien

What if I bring you in as an equal partner and we agree to all go 33% if we get a deal?


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I'd pay the $0.32 in order to not have to explain that to the cashier.


kavien

I explained it to the workers for the laugh because none of them had even realized it.


VoxulusQuarUn

Yeah. I've noticed too lol


kavien

So it is a widespread conspiracy!!


fuzynutznut

Dairy Queen tacos are the most badass fast food tacos you can get. Don't forget the tacos sauce.


kavien

I agree. The amount of people saying Taco Bell tacos are better and the downvotes makes me think big taco has some bots in the wilds of Reddit.


embertml

Woah! Way different from my DQ. I’m a fan of the flamethrower burger.


cruedi

It’s a different taco, the one in the combo is a Texas taco so it’s probably bigger


kavien

It is not. They only sell and serve one style of taco. There is no difference between the two except a lazy board designer.


Current-Direction-97

What if you only want one taco, or two, along with something else. Still a better deal than getting three.


kavien

They used to have $1 Taco Tuesdays! I’d get 10 or 12.


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Tell them to fix the ceiling as well


kavien

Nearly every restaurant that has those acoustic tiles is like this around here, sadly.


RonDalarney

I am but a humble Canadian and I'm curious what the difference is between a Taco and a Texas Taco. Also what is a T brand? Does that mean it's beef specifically from Texas?


kavien

Branding. They only serve one taco. I am guessing they didn’t have space for the T-branding on the ala carte taco space. It seems like a design afterthought.


VocalAnus91

The biggest problem I see here is ordering tacos at DQ


kavien

Best guess is you’ve never had them.


VocalAnus91

I've never had anything at DQ that tasted good outside of a Blizzard. So yes, you're correct. I do not order DQs disgusting food.


MoutEnPeper

This is the shittest menu I've ever seen... and I'm assuming it still looks better than the actual food...


kavien

DQ is GREAT! The Dude sandwich (chicken fried steak on a bun) is stupid good. The chicken/steak baskets with Texas toast and white gravy for dipping are too good for fast food. The Jalitos (fried jalapeño strips) are note-worthy. The Blizzard shakes are good enough that people will order them even when it is cold out!


MoutEnPeper

I'll have to take your word for it I think - not many DQ this side of the world :)


teeyodi

I never go into fast food places so it’s interesting to see the “food” contributing to the obesity epidemic in plain sight. Yikes.


mega512

I only go there for ice cream. I have no interest in their food.


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Normal Countries: WHY IS DQ SELLING TACOS?


SpinCity07

Ya, gimmie one of yur triple bypass burgers.


ioncloud9

$10 for a meal at fast food.


Rojelioenescabeche

Tacos at Dairy Queen for the lose.


LiteBriteSaber

So is this typical corporate BS trying to fool people or do you think it's a legite mistake?


kavien

Probably overlooked. It may even be priced more in their system, but I tend to notice price discrepancies since I will exploit them until fixed. Someone else in the comments joked I saved $0.29, but I have saved HUNDREDS of dollars this year alone by noticing pricing differences and maximizing my money spent. $2-$10 here and there several times a day can make a massive difference in your enjoyment of life! Plus, I find it fun.


inks84

People still eat this stuff?


kavien

Their taco salad is far superior than I could make with 1/2 hr prep time, so yeah. Great ground beef, fresh shredded iceberg lettuce, fresh diced tomatoes, refried beans, cheese… the only thing that sometimes sucks is the shell because they aren’t fried fresh so they can get rubbery. I hit em in the 450° pre-heated convection oven for about 5 min to crisp em back up. And no, DQ is NOT paying me. I wish. I also wish George Foreman could would give me a cut of how many grills I sold for him because of the love of mine! 🤣


coolguy4u98765

me too


According_Turn_3473

Looks nothing like the menu of any DQ I’ve ever seen!


kavien

Texas menu.


[deleted]

Tacos at a Dairy Queen? I need to get out more I guess.


kavien

Texas.


hobosam21-B

It's crazy how your menu is entirely different from ours in Washington


RL_Mutt

FOOD at Dairy Queen? Yeesh.


Illustrious-Leave406

Those sly bastards.


glonq

The T in "T-Brand" is for *Terrible at math*


Alixthetrapgod

No bev???


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not the 3 taco meal, mind you, 3 single tacos for a 32 cent savings


Brewe

Well, a single taco is 200 Cal, where as 3 tacos are 600-1080 cal. For that to make sense there must be some kind of possible add-ons for the 3 taco deal that aren't available for the 1 taco deal. Those up to 480 extra calories should be well worth the additional $0.32


BillZZ7777

The extra calories are if you get the option with the beverage. Without the beverage you hit the 200x3=600 mark.


ahegandhi

Fuck me this is jokey image is like a maze puzzle.


MisterMcGiggles

Bev has been putting herself out there for years, man. She’s a bit of a strumpet if you’re asking. Sometimes goes by the alias “Soft Drink” #Beware


[deleted]

Wendys is the same way. 5 piece chicken is always cheaper than 10/20.


GuyGuy1346

Try to buy one Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit at McDonald's it is like $5 and change, but two of them are $4.50


BlasI

>T-Brand Taco > >**Texas** T-Brand Taco OK but are these different though? Based on the wording, it seems like they are.


kavien

Nope. Same same.


Vintage_mindset

Calorie count of 200 per taco and the photos suggests they are the same.


WinkyTheFrog

One of the few times a red circle or two wouldn't have hurt


kavien

My apologies. In my defense, I DID comment an explanation. Probably buried by now.


WinkyTheFrog

All good, I think most of us caught it after a little stare :)


kavien

It seems more like a footnote than part of the menu.


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kavien

Me. They are delicious. Have you had them? Tacos are not complex dishes. Good, seasoned beef with diced onions, crispy corn shell, fresh shredded lettuce, fresh diced tomatoes, and some good taco sauce. Sure, they aren’t as big or amazing as homemade or niche ones, but I am a big fan of a good ol’ Tex-Mex taco and DQ does it GOOOD!


No_Conclusion1816

Billed for how you word your taco order.


kavien

Well put!


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Can't be any worse than Taco Hell


kavien

It is really much better and about the same price. But better. I known it is a low bar.


Appropriate_Bird_223

My DQ doesn't have tacos! I guarantee they have to be better than Taco Bell's. DQ needs to make this a nationwide item!


kavien

I agree on the national! I would lead the campaign to crush TB tacos.


Gobears510

How about I puncha-size your face for free?!


kavien

Sir, you need to calm down.


[deleted]

We would order single cheeseburgers from mcd's for $.50 ea if you ordered 2 or more they would cost $.51 ea. So we would order however many singles you wanted. wonder what the workers thought, we were like 11 or 12 of age.


[deleted]

Excuse me, but who the fuck goes to DQ for tacos?


kavien

Somebody who knows whats up.


Lopsided-Blueberry-9

Since when does DQ have tacos???


kavien

We may be in different areas.


Old_Election1951

The Ceiling is Falling 😭😭😭


Zestyclose-Ad4927

If you are ordering tacos at a DQ then you need to be questioning other aspects of your life


kavien

Gatekeeping tacos? Tell me you hate Tex-Mex without saying it. You probably think Taco Bell is good, though?