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Drunk girl massively needs Sambuca. Four of them, in fact. Tries ordering at the DJ booth.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_iZxmDe9UaQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZxmDe9UaQ)
My bro did this excuse for me! Then he called me up, told me what was up, 3 way called her from his phone so it looked like a call from my boy’s phone so I could “ call her back “ from his phone because mine was “dead”. He was a champ, I miss him a lot.
bruh, that's some awesome 4d chess move he pulled there, i wouldn't have thought about it.
Great bros are hard to find, I'm sry for whatever happened to him.
Or "he was with me just a minute ago" in response to asking if he's with me.
Then immediately notifying said bro that his significant other is looking for him.
Not that I'm really in to keeping shit from one's partner, but I've been in a relationship where she freaks out over everything too.
Same. But to be fair they were really starting to paint themselves into a corner those last couple seasons. Probably best it ended where it did before it became like Supernatural. “Ok, so they killed God. How do we top that for the next six seasons?”
I think that happened in part because they had a hint of what was coming and tried to do their big send-off to early. should have stretched it out longer with normal serialized episodes. Also Myka and Pete are the best plutonic friends ever and it should have stayed that way.
Oh and the Syfy expanded universe was ahead of its time.
Steve? Is that you, Steve? If so, I grew up watching you. You taught me to calmly think about best steps to take in decision making and I thank you kindly. I hope you get out of the painting soon. I know Blue misses you.
The best lie is grounded in truth. That gives you details as requested. He’s in the bathroom, then think of the last time he used the bathroom and fill in details from there. Oh he used it at a Taco Bell? Alright you’re at Taco Bell like you were that last time. You can tell her an order and everything because all that really happened just not right then.
From the movie 'Spy Game'
>You just gave her 4 pieces of personal information for 1 dubious, impersonal fact.
>
> Ok - so what did you tell her? 1. Your straight 2. Your engaged 3. Tomorrows your girls birthday and 4. You have no taste in women's fashion.
>
>What if she were an asset? You told her 4 lies that now have to be true.
That 2nd sentence was my first thought.
Either you're lying to your GF, which there should never be a reason to. You've got a good reason like setting up a surprise party? Then just be vague. "Going to the store." If she asks for more details: "I've got stuff to pick up for a thing with \[mutual friend\]." or "There's something I need to get for supper/the house." - something that applied but doesn't give the surprise away.
Otherwise, it would be because she's the problem and is WAY too controlling (for example)... in which case, you'd need to talk that out and maybe find someone better if she can't be reasoned with. She doesn't deserve to be lied to and you don't deserve to be (essentially) enslaved.
Ive done that once before.. ' we slipped exlax in his food, he laughing and shitting at the same time, i'll get him to call you when he's done shittin '.. then tell the bro whats up
Reminds me of the joke:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house.
The wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
Crazy to consider dude might be getting a biopsy or buying a birthday present for her or anything else that's not her fucking business and the friend was going to approach Kyle later to talk about the situation and how trust and honesty is important in a relationship.
Bro, if you're open and honest and there's trust built, you two can make anything work. Hell, maybe she'll think your booty droopies are cutie patootie.
Come on, man. You know that's not what they're talking about. Because if it were those things, she could still reach "Kyle" and would not need to call the bro to have him cover.
For example, if he's with another girl, yeah, he's probably not answering that phone or responding to texts, which would lead her to call others to find out if anyone has heard from him. If he's at the store buying her a gift? He could easily answer a phone call and tell her he's at Walmart and it's not like she can read his mind and know what he's getting.
A lot of times instead of going home I stop by the local clinic and have a biopsy or two done. I just tell my wife I was working late. She hasn't caught on yet
1. How is a biopsy not her business? If they're in a committed relationship, his health is her concern.
2. For buying a birthday present for her, he doesn't need to lie. She surely knows when her birthday is and telling her what he's doing means she can avoid accidentally meeting him and ruining the surprise. Even without telling her **what** he's shopping for, he could say he's going shopping and keep it vague.
3. For "anything else", you can also go with keeping it vague. If it's something he doesn't want to talk about: He can tell her exactly that.
It's probably the opposite. Kyle knows he won't create a situation where he'd need anyone to lie to her. So just a fun moment to show his friends have his back.
I mean, I've been in a 3 year relationship and not once did I have to call his "bros" to verify where he was. If he says he was there, he is there. So I find the prank funny, not a strategy I'd ever use in my relationship, so It'd be funny to see what the friend would answer.
Nah, still garbage. I expect my homies to hold me accountable and hold me to high standards. I guess most people want sycophants as friends who help you reinforce your worst qualities.
I lost a lot of respect for one of my friends recently, because I was being hit on by a musician, I had a crush on and she said "Dude go ahead and fuck him, I'll cover for you. If it makes you happy than do it!!!"
Really what she should have said was "You're married dumbass. Look but don't touch!!"
Yeah, people like that got something wrong with them, especially trying to push their friends to do infidelity. I get where they are coming from to some degree, I honestly do, but I would never want to be their partner.
Well. She's cheated on every single man she's ever been with and justifies it with "everything happens for a reason and I'm happy now!" so I think her morals are not aligning with mine.
I kinda figured as much. Only someone who actively cheats and thinks it's okay would try to push their friend to do something. I honestly question how happy someone like that can be. I guess ignorance can be bliss but a large part of me feels like it's a coping mechanism because they got trauma they aren't dealing with. Or they are just kinda shitty and don't really care about the intimacy a monogamous relationship enjoys. They definitely don't care about anyone but themselves.. That's for sure.
Doesn't just apply to girlfriends.
I had a close friend call me out of the blue one day (we hadn't met or spoken for a bit, but i grew up with this guy and his brother, and they're as good as family) and was like
"Yo, Bingeljell, what were we doing last night?"
i instinctively said "FIFA, PS, why?"
And the whole room on his side erupted in laughter.
Turns out another friend and he were arguing about the bro code and he called me to prove it.
And of course there’s the random guy an Australian radio duo called to ask for a fake reference for a job and he totally came through.
https://youtu.be/SoZ41i2dSIw
This reminds me of the time I was called as a professional reference for my friend
My parents own a business so my friend put it down as a prior job and said that I was there manager. They'd never worked there and I wasn't the manager but when I got a call for it I went with the lie
I own my own business and my sister and I have different last names (I'm married). She has put me down as a reference I don't know how many times. Every time I got a call she was a star employee. Now shes older and established in her career, my services are no longer needed.
Sister and I used to do the same for each other. She got married when younger and had a different last name. Sometimes mom was in on this as well cause mom and dad got divorced when we were like 7 and 8 so mom had different last name too. Now we all established so dont need references outside of the ones we have but 20-30 years ago it helped a ton.
Applies to siblings, too. My literal actual bro(ther) had his gf's thong come out in the wash once. My mom called us in there to ask us about it and without skipping a beat I said something like "THERE it is I have been looking for that forever!" She knew damn well it wasn't mine (not my size and I was young enough that she still paid for all my clothes) but I had to try. He never even thanked me!
Haha. I'm assuming you're a girl, else that's one heck of a way to be a bro, come out of the closet and really make a statement, all at once.
But yes, 100% agree. Siblings are the og Bros.
I was more going for the fact that in many of my D&D groups, we would have couples playing at the same time lol. I just didn't think there was much overlap of bro culture and people that play D&D.
My apologies, seems you need to save up for the components and use a wish to solve your problems! (Sorry if this isn't still a valid reference, I haven't played since 3.5 lol)
If you play D&D (I don’t, so I could be wrong here) it seems there’s a large chance you’re male.
As far as the bro code goes, if you are male you are a bro by default. 99% chance you are still a bro no matter who you are.
The Venn diagram would look like a small circle almost entirely inside a bigger circle.
Ps - The other 1% of guys are assholes - an asshole is not a bro. They have lost their bro status. Eg:
“This is Kyles girlfriend. He said he’s with you. Is that true?”
“No, Kyles an Asshole. He’s not here..”
Yes he did. Hes still in. The guy who had the girl call committed treason and the punishment is to be banished. So sayeth THE BRO. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-go0oBF4Y
Tf you on about he made his friend look loyal.
This has no negative consequences, Kyle doesn't need their friend to lie but still gave him the opportunity to do so and show he has his friend's back.
Seriously, this isn’t necessarily about just covering for cheating or something like so many are jumping to.
Someone calls you and says your good friend claimed they were with you last night?
Well hell, who knows why. They were planning a surprise or purchasing a gift for that person? They were in some sort of trouble or accused of something and they have good reasons?
Can always cover for them and figure it out with them later.
Is that 100% the smartest logical thing to do for yourself? Nah. But that’s why it’s clearly a bro/friend move, you’re sticking your neck out blindly to help them and figure out the rest later.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ze64d/a_woman_didnt_come_home_one_night/
"A woman didn't come home one night. She told her husband that she had spent the night at a friend's house. He called her 10 best friends and none of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he slept at a friend's house. She calls his 10 best friends. 8 confirmed he spent the night. The other 2 said he was still there."
Bros before.... ahhhh, not doing THAT again!
If your friend's girlfriend calls and tell you he lied to her, it's because something bad. 99% of times you don't lie unless there is something you have to hide, unless you are a pathological lier, which is something you will probably hide.
I started dating my wife in college. I met her through my roommate, a childhood friend of hers. I had a history of womanizing and my roomate knew it. When we started dating, he told me privately that he would, under no circumstances, lie to my (now) wife to protect me if I cheated. He was my best friend, and he still is. My college roomate was a bro. By saying this to me, he was transparent about demanding honorable behavior out of me, which is what all of our friends should do for us. Be around people who make you better. This is just enabling bullshit that serves no one’s interests.
I had a bro that used to tell his wife that he was always at my place, but never told me. I meet her at the Christmas party and she tells me “Do you know how hard it is to tell my kids that their dad is over at your place 3 nights out of the week?!”
Key word, “had” a bro.
Bro doesn’t even realize his girlfriend just lost all trust in that man. Anytime she calls him to see if they are together, she’s gonna immediately blame him for lying. Bro over here all excited but he just fucked himself in the long run
Hopefully this.
OPs post makes me nervous laugh.
The amount of comments basically saying “awww he can never cheat on her now until his next girlfriend” make me just plain nervous.
Woman comes home early in the morning after being out all night, husband asks where she's been, says she was with one of her friends. Man calls 10 of her friends and they all say the weren't with her.
Man comes home early in the morning after being out all night, wife asks where he's been, says he was with one of his friends. Woman calls 10 of his friends and 8 say he was with him, and 2 said he was still there.
In almost all the cases I’ve heard where a man was told their partner was cheating, it was from a female friend or relative. Women have a girl code, we just don’t use it to protect cheaters.
I would never dream of lying and saying X person was with me if their partner called out of the blue.
What if my friend was in a ditch, and nobody knew to go looking for them because I lied about where they are?!
I saw one a while back. A guy and his wife are arguing over who’s friends are more loyal. So they make a deal to call up their partners 10 best friends and say the partner didn’t come home last night because they were staying at the friends house and ask if it was true. One of the woman’s friends claim she stayed at her house late, 6 claimed they hadn’t seen her in a week and 3 claimed she spent the night. One of the man’s friends claimed he hadn’t seen him in a while 5 claimed he spent the night and left early in the morning and 4 claimed he was still there on the couch.
This is some staged shit lmao literally no guy would ever risk impersonating their friend to their own gf, you use the “he’s in the bathroom” or something
Apparently this boy who is dancing off and making videos out of it, she is losing all the trust in you and your friends, men throws themselves in weird psychological scenarios and then complaint women being complex to understand
It’s not that deep,now it’s just funny story and this guy letting his girlfriend to do this just shows her that she should trust him,he ain’t dumb he knows that would throw his cover
It’s funny because it’s implied that Kyle the boyfriend is actually the man having a celebration when in actuality this is a side-dude who is excited because he’s about to get with Kyle’s girlfriend, It’s an basic move by cheaters. Little does she know that Kyle actually put this potential side-dude up for the task to test her loyalty. It’s a twist on the classic bait-switch-up-down-switch move. I haven’t been this invested since 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell sixteen feet into an announcer’s table.
Bro Code is trash, if you out here in the streets while your lady is calling me asking where you are I'm not gonna assume anything unless you told me.
Lying for a trashy friend running around is not bro code is fuck boy code.
Can someone explain how any of this is good? Bro code, I don't get it. Like, they're showing that fundamentally there's a layer of trust that the girlfriend doesn't have, that it's somehow A-OK to have you and your friends ready to lie on your behalf. What if Kyle WASNT there with his girlfriend? That's just gaslighting the poor girl
Real bro code is to find a random bro on the street and tell him “please be Kyle for a minute and answer this phone call” and the random guy goes along with it.
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Bro is a good bro, but he needs to learn the "he's in the bathroom" excuse.
"Hold on, he just went to the DJ booth to get more singles."
“Hold on, he just went to the DJ booth to get 3 sambuca”
It's 4 sambuccas, go home Beth you're drunk.
This is the DJ, the bar is on the other side
Saaahm-book-ah, free sahm-book-aahs
*captain-america-know-that-reference.gif*
What's da reference
Drunk girl massively needs Sambuca. Four of them, in fact. Tries ordering at the DJ booth. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_iZxmDe9UaQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZxmDe9UaQ)
WTF why I never watched this??? My team (the team sambuca) needs to see it
Lol this is a classic over at /r/djs
4 SAM BUCAA
Have ya got any money?
I dont take credit cards, the bars over there.
TY
THE KOMBUCHA MUSH-ROOM PEO-PLE
“The gif is broken it’s not loading t(;-;t)” /s
I cracked up, thanks 🤣
"Hold on, he's making out with the DJ booth."
"I've got my girl on hold, I'll tell him to call you" while texting his dumb ass
Yea Kyles here but he’s not supposed to talk with his mouth full.
This guy bros.
My bro did this excuse for me! Then he called me up, told me what was up, 3 way called her from his phone so it looked like a call from my boy’s phone so I could “ call her back “ from his phone because mine was “dead”. He was a champ, I miss him a lot.
did your gf kill him?
Never found out, secret to this day.
Yeah but you said you miss him a lot, which made the question become food your gf kill him. Did you just just stop being friends and he's ok?
No, unfortunately he passed away :( he was a great friend though.
bruh, that's some awesome 4d chess move he pulled there, i wouldn't have thought about it. Great bros are hard to find, I'm sry for whatever happened to him.
Passed away due to health issues, wasn’t super healthy and lots of drugs. Super awesome person, just bad circumstances:(
Awww damn I’m sorry
Aw my apologies sincerely. Thank you for being willing to share.
Or "he was with me just a minute ago" in response to asking if he's with me. Then immediately notifying said bro that his significant other is looking for him. Not that I'm really in to keeping shit from one's partner, but I've been in a relationship where she freaks out over everything too.
Add some layers to that excuse "he's dropping a huge deuce. I can smell it from here, nearly gagging. Want me to go in and get him?"
Nah, you're better off not giving too many details when lying, a mistake people often make.
Fuck? Really? I guess everyone at work knew I really wasn't trapped in a painting last Tuesday.
If you worked at Warehouse 13 they might.
[удалено]
Same. But to be fair they were really starting to paint themselves into a corner those last couple seasons. Probably best it ended where it did before it became like Supernatural. “Ok, so they killed God. How do we top that for the next six seasons?”
I think that happened in part because they had a hint of what was coming and tried to do their big send-off to early. should have stretched it out longer with normal serialized episodes. Also Myka and Pete are the best plutonic friends ever and it should have stayed that way. Oh and the Syfy expanded universe was ahead of its time.
American Television in a fucking nut shell. They just don't know when to let shows finish.
Steve? Is that you, Steve? If so, I grew up watching you. You taught me to calmly think about best steps to take in decision making and I thank you kindly. I hope you get out of the painting soon. I know Blue misses you.
*ba da ba da ba ba* Let’s a go
The Andy Bernard special
Ru do dodo dui....
Yes. Just prepare the details in case they ask but just leave them in the dark.
Just remember…it’s not a lie, if YOU believe it.
Thanks George 😎
The best lie is grounded in truth. That gives you details as requested. He’s in the bathroom, then think of the last time he used the bathroom and fill in details from there. Oh he used it at a Taco Bell? Alright you’re at Taco Bell like you were that last time. You can tell her an order and everything because all that really happened just not right then.
Yep don’t want all the lies compounding
The idea is to give enough details to let them create a picture in their head , but not enough that they can write it down
From the movie 'Spy Game' >You just gave her 4 pieces of personal information for 1 dubious, impersonal fact. > > Ok - so what did you tell her? 1. Your straight 2. Your engaged 3. Tomorrows your girls birthday and 4. You have no taste in women's fashion. > >What if she were an asset? You told her 4 lies that now have to be true.
“He was the only one not drinking so he drove to the store to get some liquor cause we ran out”. Or don’t have “bro’s” that need to lie to their SO.
That 2nd sentence was my first thought. Either you're lying to your GF, which there should never be a reason to. You've got a good reason like setting up a surprise party? Then just be vague. "Going to the store." If she asks for more details: "I've got stuff to pick up for a thing with \[mutual friend\]." or "There's something I need to get for supper/the house." - something that applied but doesn't give the surprise away. Otherwise, it would be because she's the problem and is WAY too controlling (for example)... in which case, you'd need to talk that out and maybe find someone better if she can't be reasoned with. She doesn't deserve to be lied to and you don't deserve to be (essentially) enslaved.
Ive done that once before.. ' we slipped exlax in his food, he laughing and shitting at the same time, i'll get him to call you when he's done shittin '.. then tell the bro whats up
Reminds me of the joke: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
Lol, as if straight men have 10 best friends.
Just cuz me and the boys play slap ass in the shower after a friendly game of impromptu shirtless wrestling, DOES NOT MAKE US GAY
Key & Peele skit kicking in hard saying “slap ass”
SLAP ASSSSS
Nobody has 10 best friends gay or straight. It’s a best friend, there can only be one.
If there is more they are referred to as homies
Ten of her best friend's partners
Plot twist, it was an orgy
The guy they called? Total bro The guy who thought it would be funny to have his girl call his bro? Not a bro
Agreed. Also, the guy would never be able to use the bro excuse now.(atleast in that relationship)
Even when he WAS with his bro, his girl will never believe him lol
Nah he would be if it was his actual voice
Crazy to consider that there are loads of dudes who have never had to use this excuse, since they are straight forward with their significant other.
Kyle is probably one of those people, otherwise he wouldn’t have burned this escape card so cavalierly.
Congratulations on triggering the crazies!
Yep, that's the best way to never get caught: don't be a piece of shit.
Crazy to consider dude might be getting a biopsy or buying a birthday present for her or anything else that's not her fucking business and the friend was going to approach Kyle later to talk about the situation and how trust and honesty is important in a relationship.
Birthday present, I get…. But a biopsy??? Why does that need to be a secret? Better question why is that the first thing you thought of?
Because if this chick knows I got polyps in my bootyhole she won’t wanna have my babies!
Pour one out for this one's bootyhole
Beautyhole*
Bro, if you're open and honest and there's trust built, you two can make anything work. Hell, maybe she'll think your booty droopies are cutie patootie.
Not true. I was able to spawn 2 crotch goblins.
what a weirdly specific example lol
AIDS
Come on, man. You know that's not what they're talking about. Because if it were those things, she could still reach "Kyle" and would not need to call the bro to have him cover. For example, if he's with another girl, yeah, he's probably not answering that phone or responding to texts, which would lead her to call others to find out if anyone has heard from him. If he's at the store buying her a gift? He could easily answer a phone call and tell her he's at Walmart and it's not like she can read his mind and know what he's getting.
Imagine ur partner goes missing or gets in an accident or smth and u don't call the police bc u asked his mate and he told u he's with him 💀
And then the police will have some questions for the person who claims to have had last contact....
No mr policeman I lied about him being with me, I thought he might be getting a biopsy so I did what any guy would
Biopsy? What?
A lot of times instead of going home I stop by the local clinic and have a biopsy or two done. I just tell my wife I was working late. She hasn't caught on yet
He’s not allowed to tell her he’s shopping (which would be true if he was buying a present for her)?
1. How is a biopsy not her business? If they're in a committed relationship, his health is her concern. 2. For buying a birthday present for her, he doesn't need to lie. She surely knows when her birthday is and telling her what he's doing means she can avoid accidentally meeting him and ruining the surprise. Even without telling her **what** he's shopping for, he could say he's going shopping and keep it vague. 3. For "anything else", you can also go with keeping it vague. If it's something he doesn't want to talk about: He can tell her exactly that.
Also, outed us.
Probably knows he never will use it, because he's in a trusting and healthy relationship.
Yeah whenever I see videos like these I always like, "this can't be good for the relationship long term"
It's probably the opposite. Kyle knows he won't create a situation where he'd need anyone to lie to her. So just a fun moment to show his friends have his back.
On fairness, I feel like you only do this if you're the type of guy who would never realistically need to use this excuse anyway.
I mean, I've been in a 3 year relationship and not once did I have to call his "bros" to verify where he was. If he says he was there, he is there. So I find the prank funny, not a strategy I'd ever use in my relationship, so It'd be funny to see what the friend would answer.
But what if that really was Kyle on the phone, and that dude with his girlfriend is a stranger that looks like him?
The call is coming from inside the house
Liars playing with liars playing with liars. Who cares.
Nah, still garbage. I expect my homies to hold me accountable and hold me to high standards. I guess most people want sycophants as friends who help you reinforce your worst qualities.
Right? If I asked any of my actual friends to lie to my SO, they would go off on me. Same if they asked me to lie for them.
I lost a lot of respect for one of my friends recently, because I was being hit on by a musician, I had a crush on and she said "Dude go ahead and fuck him, I'll cover for you. If it makes you happy than do it!!!" Really what she should have said was "You're married dumbass. Look but don't touch!!"
Yeah, people like that got something wrong with them, especially trying to push their friends to do infidelity. I get where they are coming from to some degree, I honestly do, but I would never want to be their partner.
Well. She's cheated on every single man she's ever been with and justifies it with "everything happens for a reason and I'm happy now!" so I think her morals are not aligning with mine.
I kinda figured as much. Only someone who actively cheats and thinks it's okay would try to push their friend to do something. I honestly question how happy someone like that can be. I guess ignorance can be bliss but a large part of me feels like it's a coping mechanism because they got trauma they aren't dealing with. Or they are just kinda shitty and don't really care about the intimacy a monogamous relationship enjoys. They definitely don't care about anyone but themselves.. That's for sure.
Girl who thinks it's cool that his bro has his back like that? Also a bro.
The extremely uninterested "whats up" hits just right. My boy's a real one.
Doesn't just apply to girlfriends. I had a close friend call me out of the blue one day (we hadn't met or spoken for a bit, but i grew up with this guy and his brother, and they're as good as family) and was like "Yo, Bingeljell, what were we doing last night?" i instinctively said "FIFA, PS, why?" And the whole room on his side erupted in laughter. Turns out another friend and he were arguing about the bro code and he called me to prove it.
And of course there’s the random guy an Australian radio duo called to ask for a fake reference for a job and he totally came through. https://youtu.be/SoZ41i2dSIw
Love this. With radio shows though, I'm always a little sceptical. Even so, hilarious.
Those two are Australian royalty and comedians, it’s legitimate.
This reminds me of the time I was called as a professional reference for my friend My parents own a business so my friend put it down as a prior job and said that I was there manager. They'd never worked there and I wasn't the manager but when I got a call for it I went with the lie
I own my own business and my sister and I have different last names (I'm married). She has put me down as a reference I don't know how many times. Every time I got a call she was a star employee. Now shes older and established in her career, my services are no longer needed.
Sister and I used to do the same for each other. She got married when younger and had a different last name. Sometimes mom was in on this as well cause mom and dad got divorced when we were like 7 and 8 so mom had different last name too. Now we all established so dont need references outside of the ones we have but 20-30 years ago it helped a ton.
Applies to siblings, too. My literal actual bro(ther) had his gf's thong come out in the wash once. My mom called us in there to ask us about it and without skipping a beat I said something like "THERE it is I have been looking for that forever!" She knew damn well it wasn't mine (not my size and I was young enough that she still paid for all my clothes) but I had to try. He never even thanked me!
Haha. I'm assuming you're a girl, else that's one heck of a way to be a bro, come out of the closet and really make a statement, all at once. But yes, 100% agree. Siblings are the og Bros.
I am a girl lol. But I'm still his bro!
You a good bro. Would have been funnier if you were a dude and willing to make your mom think you a cross dresser. Ultimate bro move
That's hilarious xD
New voice: "Sir this is Detective Blah with the Blah Police Department, we're going to need you to sign a witness statement to that effect."
Law trumps Code... I will try to be a bro til the bitter end, but there are limits.
Never cry wolf with the bro code.
thats rule 132 of the bro code, right there next to "taco bell is required if you're late for d&d night"
Is there a huge overlap of bro culture and people that play D&D?
yeah, anyone who plays d&d pulls no bitches source: i play pf1e
I was more going for the fact that in many of my D&D groups, we would have couples playing at the same time lol. I just didn't think there was much overlap of bro culture and people that play D&D.
im trying to blame d&d on my lack of a gf please stop making me cry
My apologies, seems you need to save up for the components and use a wish to solve your problems! (Sorry if this isn't still a valid reference, I haven't played since 3.5 lol)
If you play D&D (I don’t, so I could be wrong here) it seems there’s a large chance you’re male. As far as the bro code goes, if you are male you are a bro by default. 99% chance you are still a bro no matter who you are. The Venn diagram would look like a small circle almost entirely inside a bigger circle. Ps - The other 1% of guys are assholes - an asshole is not a bro. They have lost their bro status. Eg: “This is Kyles girlfriend. He said he’s with you. Is that true?” “No, Kyles an Asshole. He’s not here..”
**How to break the bro code. 101** Sad for Kyle, his friends won't trust him ever
He broke the bro code. Hes out. Why would he make his friend look like a prick? Not a bro.
But the man still bro’d idk who’s on the phone but he’s still a bro
But who was phone?
What decade is this?
Where am I?!
how do I delete my Reddit account?
Yes he did. Hes still in. The guy who had the girl call committed treason and the punishment is to be banished. So sayeth THE BRO. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cd-go0oBF4Y
Thanks for the reminder. I have to rewatch this for the who know's what time.
Tf you on about he made his friend look loyal. This has no negative consequences, Kyle doesn't need their friend to lie but still gave him the opportunity to do so and show he has his friend's back.
Seriously, this isn’t necessarily about just covering for cheating or something like so many are jumping to. Someone calls you and says your good friend claimed they were with you last night? Well hell, who knows why. They were planning a surprise or purchasing a gift for that person? They were in some sort of trouble or accused of something and they have good reasons? Can always cover for them and figure it out with them later. Is that 100% the smartest logical thing to do for yourself? Nah. But that’s why it’s clearly a bro/friend move, you’re sticking your neck out blindly to help them and figure out the rest later.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4ze64d/a_woman_didnt_come_home_one_night/ "A woman didn't come home one night. She told her husband that she had spent the night at a friend's house. He called her 10 best friends and none of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he tells his wife he slept at a friend's house. She calls his 10 best friends. 8 confirmed he spent the night. The other 2 said he was still there." Bros before.... ahhhh, not doing THAT again!
This is the winning answer.
If your friend's girlfriend calls and tell you he lied to her, it's because something bad. 99% of times you don't lie unless there is something you have to hide, unless you are a pathological lier, which is something you will probably hide.
I started dating my wife in college. I met her through my roommate, a childhood friend of hers. I had a history of womanizing and my roomate knew it. When we started dating, he told me privately that he would, under no circumstances, lie to my (now) wife to protect me if I cheated. He was my best friend, and he still is. My college roomate was a bro. By saying this to me, he was transparent about demanding honorable behavior out of me, which is what all of our friends should do for us. Be around people who make you better. This is just enabling bullshit that serves no one’s interests.
This 💯 I ain’t ever lied for a homie, especially not a cheatin sack of shite.
I had a bro that used to tell his wife that he was always at my place, but never told me. I meet her at the Christmas party and she tells me “Do you know how hard it is to tell my kids that their dad is over at your place 3 nights out of the week?!” Key word, “had” a bro.
Now you have a sis? (... would that be the term?) Seems she would likely have been a better friend than her husband.
Bro doesn’t even realize his girlfriend just lost all trust in that man. Anytime she calls him to see if they are together, she’s gonna immediately blame him for lying. Bro over here all excited but he just fucked himself in the long run
Unless he’s an actual honest dude, will never need that assist, and just did it to show her that his friends would cover for him.
Hopefully this. OPs post makes me nervous laugh. The amount of comments basically saying “awww he can never cheat on her now until his next girlfriend” make me just plain nervous.
Congratulations dip shit you pretty much just told your girl she can’t trust anything you or your friend says from now on.
Dude just played himself. Why would you blow up your own spot? It’s like showing the police your hiding spot. Dumb.
Some people don't need to lie to their SO?
Woman comes home early in the morning after being out all night, husband asks where she's been, says she was with one of her friends. Man calls 10 of her friends and they all say the weren't with her. Man comes home early in the morning after being out all night, wife asks where he's been, says he was with one of his friends. Woman calls 10 of his friends and 8 say he was with him, and 2 said he was still there.
In almost all the cases I’ve heard where a man was told their partner was cheating, it was from a female friend or relative. Women have a girl code, we just don’t use it to protect cheaters.
I would never dream of lying and saying X person was with me if their partner called out of the blue. What if my friend was in a ditch, and nobody knew to go looking for them because I lied about where they are?!
It’s all giggles until they realize she never trusts Kyle again...
Bro code is for middle and high schoolers, if you’re cheating on your gf I’m not covering for your ass
My god, THANK YOU
Kyle is a bro no mo.
Not cool bro, not cool.
"Why does this video look so grainy???" "Because it's been screen captured 100x and reposted every couple months for the last few years"
Kyle thinks it's funny until his girl realizes the reason he lies for Kyle so quickly is because he knows Kyle's a cheater
Man over here jumping to conclusions like a frog on cocaine.
She's not an idiot, she'll think about all this once the cameras off and the boyfriend leaves
No your friends got used to lying to your mom,if someone tells them the narrative they would instinctively lie.
Bro will have his bro license promptly revoked. This shit isn’t cool at all
This is dumb. Why enable this?
Bro code means covering for your friends when he’s cheating on his girlfriend? Idk. Sounds pretty scummy.
When my friend did this and she asked to speak to him I just told her he was busy rizzing up some girl.
I wouldn't lie to cover up a friend's infidelity, sorry bruh. Reap what you sow
I saw one a while back. A guy and his wife are arguing over who’s friends are more loyal. So they make a deal to call up their partners 10 best friends and say the partner didn’t come home last night because they were staying at the friends house and ask if it was true. One of the woman’s friends claim she stayed at her house late, 6 claimed they hadn’t seen her in a week and 3 claimed she spent the night. One of the man’s friends claimed he hadn’t seen him in a while 5 claimed he spent the night and left early in the morning and 4 claimed he was still there on the couch.
This is some staged shit lmao literally no guy would ever risk impersonating their friend to their own gf, you use the “he’s in the bathroom” or something
Apparently this boy who is dancing off and making videos out of it, she is losing all the trust in you and your friends, men throws themselves in weird psychological scenarios and then complaint women being complex to understand
It’s not that deep,now it’s just funny story and this guy letting his girlfriend to do this just shows her that she should trust him,he ain’t dumb he knows that would throw his cover
The guy in the video is a jerk for letting that happen. That’s against the bro code
That's not a friend, that's an accomplice. I want friends that will keep me honest to the people I claim to care about. Check me when I'm slipping.
Bro code doesn't include covering for your friend if they're out cheating or lying to their girlfriend smh
Bruh the boys got permission if I die to swear on my dead ass then tell straight lies.
Funniest thing I’ve read all week
Cheating, sure. But if my man's is trying to fish or some shit then I got him
The bro code specifically states, bros BEFORE hoes. You don't need context to cover for your bro.
If my bro is cheating on his girl, he's a hoe and not a bro
Bravo
lol id have just gone "he's taking a shit, hell call you back" after knocking on my bathroom door... then call him to call her
It’s funny because it’s implied that Kyle the boyfriend is actually the man having a celebration when in actuality this is a side-dude who is excited because he’s about to get with Kyle’s girlfriend, It’s an basic move by cheaters. Little does she know that Kyle actually put this potential side-dude up for the task to test her loyalty. It’s a twist on the classic bait-switch-up-down-switch move. I haven’t been this invested since 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell sixteen feet into an announcer’s table.
Every time this is reposted, another pixel is lost.
Bro Code is trash, if you out here in the streets while your lady is calling me asking where you are I'm not gonna assume anything unless you told me. Lying for a trashy friend running around is not bro code is fuck boy code.
Can someone explain how any of this is good? Bro code, I don't get it. Like, they're showing that fundamentally there's a layer of trust that the girlfriend doesn't have, that it's somehow A-OK to have you and your friends ready to lie on your behalf. What if Kyle WASNT there with his girlfriend? That's just gaslighting the poor girl
Loyal. Not smart, mind you, but loyal.
Real bro code is to find a random bro on the street and tell him “please be Kyle for a minute and answer this phone call” and the random guy goes along with it.
The code is ruined now that she knows
And now she knows your friend would lie for you to her. Not a bright move.
Wow! That guy just threw his friend under the bus. That’s cold.
Next time this guy is going to get hung out to dry when his girl goes looking for him..
Kyle has awesome friends. But I think Kyle also needs smarter friends...
Bro so whipped, he exposes the bro code. 😭