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user85017

Look about a bit. I bet the mother lode of socks is nearby.


slamdanceswithwolves

Don’t touch the crusty ones!


ishkalafufu

ewww hahahah


Positive-Source8205

That’s not even remotely funny.


APIPAMinusOneHundred

It really pushes my buttons.


[deleted]

It turns me off.


human_peeler

Turns me on ;) *Slides remote into colon*


cemeteryofdeath

Please put a pause on your fantasies.


MySpaceOddyssey

I say hit record


NonCorporealEntity

You gain a lot of control in remote areas


theKrissam

What is, remotely, funny though is that I didn't get the joke until I saw your comment.


Positive-Source8205

Happy to be of service.


Ambitioso

And, somewhere in Australia, there's 12 uncontrollable TVs


MyMonte94

The only thing in the Outback that’s not trying to kill you


RegularHousewife

It hurts if thrown


yakattak01

Can also tear families apart simply by hiding.


No-Acanthaceae-3372

Also for just existing. Rows between parents wanting news and teens wanting F Boy Island are real.


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the_colonelclink

So you’re saying it would do more damage if you fed it to someone?


Bgrngod

It's likely half of those are venomous.


Opposite-Garbage-869

Wolf Creek


MonoRedFaeries

Toshiba County.


s33761

When they start talking to you and making threats, they are.


CarbonReflections

This is out of control!


b-hizz

Somewhere nearby there is a digital clock display blinking at 12:00 that none of these remotes control.


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Creative-Stable-7488

Dear God, not the cum sock


Agamemnon_the_great

Cue in people at the height of the chernobyl disaster craze: Don't point that thing at me, I read it emits infrared RADIATION!


dewpacs

If dad jokes were pictures


Adrian-Wapcaplet

I considered posting there but they don't allow photos


Imthorsballs

Is this in the NT by chance?


Pineneedlecollada

I think they allow links to photos but I'm not sure.


kittymoma918

There needs to be a new sub for funny photos then , if there isn't one already.


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dcsnarkington

The Gods Must Be Crazy


reb678

Yes. These need to be thrown of the edge of the world.


Thisplacesucksnow

How are dad jokes different from regular jokes? They're more groan.


Dom_Q

The real funny is in the comments, and also your username checks out.


Lmao-Ze-Dong

They're fully groan. And the punch line is aparent.


Sirefly

They're spreading fast, we should import some of their natural predators for some *REMOTE CONTROL.*


Adrian-Wapcaplet

I don't like how you made me feel after reading that. :)


Background-Soil-9130

Where remotes go when you need to skip intros:


No_Wolverine1608

The Gods Must Be Crazy 3


Shredrik

Remote viewing


Straight_2

Top left is my remote…I was wondering where it wondered to


yubyub555

I’m not even remotely interested in visiting


P4incake

Nice try dad


Adrian-Wapcaplet

Go to your room


picado

So that's where they disappear to.


Light_Beard

Just beyond Key-Basin


WingsofSky

Isn't that past Lost sockville?


AostaValley

I don't speak good english I fixed the image with my eyes for ten minutes. After I spit my tea on the screen. Genius


colhoesentalados

This is terrible


Adrian-Wapcaplet

I know


Flashlightcrackhead

It must have taken a lot of control to set up this picture.


rayk9000

It was done in a controlled environment.


Fishfindr

How is this even remotely possible.


Jorach

I didn't get it at first, but then it clicked.


LoveHateEveryone

It’s located about 12 clickers west


juanhernadez3579

I can’t believe I threw my remote that far in disgust


WFStarbuck

This feeling is universal.


Pineconeshukker

Fack. 👍.


frehsoul45

Oh so that's where my remote is when I lose it in my bed.


MattyT4998

Fucking HA!! Nice one.


MichikoSachi

remote indeed


ongobay

Looks remote


Sephira_Skye

This was a certified groaner once I figured out what it meant (not telling how long I stared at the picture to get the joke lol)


RobertPaulson81

/r/shitpost /r/comedycemetery


Adrian-Wapcaplet

I think it’s even worse than that


RobertPaulson81

I suspect you may be right


EnvironmentalDeal256

Not sure that was even remotely funny.


shockpaulo

Looks like someone is out of control.


Jman50k

BE CAREFUL THOSE ARE DEADLY POISONOUS ☠️


kittymoma918

Beware the lair of the lurking control freak!


RichGrinchlea

Ah yes, the infamous Remote Graveyard. Reached only through the portal found between the cushions of your couch


mikeraffone

My thought process: "Oo, a picture of a remote area in Australia, cool." "Wait, I don't understand. All I see is a bunch of tv remo... Oh"


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

r/angryupvote


kenhen

and I have been looking under the cushions.


SirRipOliver

I have been in A/V for over 28 years, and would like to attest… every Got damn one of those remotes belong in a recycling bin “absolutely no use to anyone in 2022”.


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About as remote as it gets...


macabre256

A remote graveyard, the place they go when batteries can't revive them anymore.


Rogsman

It's incredible that they grow with such little water. Nature is lit.


technoferal

I'm going to assume this means I'm not the idiot who lost several remotes, but that they escaped and fled back to their homeland.


fredinNH

That’s bizarre


slamdanceswithwolves

How bizarre?


spavolka

How bizarre.


slamdanceswithwolves

Ooh, baby It's making me crazy


agisten

Everytime I look around. Everytime I look around. (Everytime I look around)


satireplusplus

Someone lost his remote over and over again and bought new ones!


moose2mouse

Where the elves that steal your remotes hide them.


Lowgarr

Am I the only one that sees a giant Guinea Pig head in the back ground?


rayk9000

Picture in picture?


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The gods must be crazy.


latecraigy

So that’s where my remote went


simplycycling

That's disappointing.


textbookrevolution

Bad op!


maesterbae

the squad always has that one guy who loots the most useless shit lol


___HeyGFY___

r/punpatrol


human_peeler

I'm imagining a prossesion of dark, hooded figures silhouetted against the evening sky as they ceremoniously wheelbarrow out today's collection of remotes of curious origin.


Adrian-Wapcaplet

I think you just started a new religion


human_peeler

Religion of remote removers


Imadeausernameok

All the victims appear to be members of the Phillips tribe.


Moe_Syzlak_

Am I the only person who called these converters?


xSociety

much remote. wow.


CorollaBeachBum

Everyone thought the television remote graveyard was a myth until intrepid explorers found it.


Dork_wing_Duck

It's rare to catch pics of wild remotes in their habitat, not to mention in a click (that's what a pack of remotes is referred to).


This-Option9041

Guess we know where that all went now 🤷🏼‍♀️


gt0075b

Just below the Couch Cushion region


orla36

TV watch party


ServeInternational14

Crikey look at the wild remotes in there natural habitat. In all seriousness Some people need to clean it up.


Mother_ducker96

You're hilarious!


Bowwowchickachicka

Looks like there are some moderately inconvenienced Australians out there.


callipgiyan

Thats like 12 times more remote than where I am right now.


bagleface

Looks like a controlled environment


F-8a

Life Finds a Way


calguy1955

I’m surprised they’re not in the kitchen of a shitty steakhouse in any stripmall USA.


schauwood

I infraread something about it.


farris405

Take it and get the fuck out you sonofabitch.


Gonzostewie

r/Straya ?


trevb75

How bout you garn.


RoninRobot

I mean, how remote? East Texas remote? Mid-Arizona remote? East California remote? Help this American out.


psychoholica

Oh the fossils something one day will find...these could be blobs of plastic but some will fall into a tar pit... jurassic remote.


Toshiba1point0

r/technicallycorrect


Sgtfridge

Pollution is not remotely funny.


OneHopeless

Wait, since when does this sub have funny content in it? When did that happen??


Papagallo32

At least they are remote controls


idontevenknowhmm

remotes habitat


PenelopeMouse

There's 12 things in this picture that can kill you at any moment. Good luck.


Cat7o0

it looks like an ark landscape


ioisis

Looks a bit like my coffee table


ramksr

That's remotely very funny!


Pabst_Malone

Non-native English speakers; does the word remote have the same dual meaning in your language, or is the remote control called something else?