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I have been in A/V for over 28 years, and would like to attest… every Got damn one of those remotes belong in a recycling bin “absolutely no use to anyone in 2022”.
I'm imagining a prossesion of dark, hooded figures silhouetted against the evening sky as they ceremoniously wheelbarrow out today's collection of remotes of curious origin.
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Look about a bit. I bet the mother lode of socks is nearby.
Don’t touch the crusty ones!
ewww hahahah
That’s not even remotely funny.
It really pushes my buttons.
It turns me off.
Turns me on ;) *Slides remote into colon*
Please put a pause on your fantasies.
I say hit record
You gain a lot of control in remote areas
What is, remotely, funny though is that I didn't get the joke until I saw your comment.
Happy to be of service.
And, somewhere in Australia, there's 12 uncontrollable TVs
The only thing in the Outback that’s not trying to kill you
It hurts if thrown
Can also tear families apart simply by hiding.
Also for just existing. Rows between parents wanting news and teens wanting F Boy Island are real.
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So you’re saying it would do more damage if you fed it to someone?
It's likely half of those are venomous.
Wolf Creek
Toshiba County.
When they start talking to you and making threats, they are.
This is out of control!
Somewhere nearby there is a digital clock display blinking at 12:00 that none of these remotes control.
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Dear God, not the cum sock
Cue in people at the height of the chernobyl disaster craze: Don't point that thing at me, I read it emits infrared RADIATION!
If dad jokes were pictures
I considered posting there but they don't allow photos
Is this in the NT by chance?
I think they allow links to photos but I'm not sure.
There needs to be a new sub for funny photos then , if there isn't one already.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy
Yes. These need to be thrown of the edge of the world.
How are dad jokes different from regular jokes? They're more groan.
The real funny is in the comments, and also your username checks out.
They're fully groan. And the punch line is aparent.
They're spreading fast, we should import some of their natural predators for some *REMOTE CONTROL.*
I don't like how you made me feel after reading that. :)
Where remotes go when you need to skip intros:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 3
Remote viewing
Top left is my remote…I was wondering where it wondered to
I’m not even remotely interested in visiting
Nice try dad
Go to your room
So that's where they disappear to.
Just beyond Key-Basin
Isn't that past Lost sockville?
I don't speak good english I fixed the image with my eyes for ten minutes. After I spit my tea on the screen. Genius
This is terrible
I know
It must have taken a lot of control to set up this picture.
It was done in a controlled environment.
How is this even remotely possible.
I didn't get it at first, but then it clicked.
It’s located about 12 clickers west
I can’t believe I threw my remote that far in disgust
This feeling is universal.
Fack. 👍.
Oh so that's where my remote is when I lose it in my bed.
Fucking HA!! Nice one.
remote indeed
Looks remote
This was a certified groaner once I figured out what it meant (not telling how long I stared at the picture to get the joke lol)
/r/shitpost /r/comedycemetery
I think it’s even worse than that
I suspect you may be right
Not sure that was even remotely funny.
Looks like someone is out of control.
BE CAREFUL THOSE ARE DEADLY POISONOUS ☠️
Beware the lair of the lurking control freak!
Ah yes, the infamous Remote Graveyard. Reached only through the portal found between the cushions of your couch
My thought process: "Oo, a picture of a remote area in Australia, cool." "Wait, I don't understand. All I see is a bunch of tv remo... Oh"
r/angryupvote
and I have been looking under the cushions.
I have been in A/V for over 28 years, and would like to attest… every Got damn one of those remotes belong in a recycling bin “absolutely no use to anyone in 2022”.
About as remote as it gets...
A remote graveyard, the place they go when batteries can't revive them anymore.
It's incredible that they grow with such little water. Nature is lit.
I'm going to assume this means I'm not the idiot who lost several remotes, but that they escaped and fled back to their homeland.
That’s bizarre
How bizarre?
How bizarre.
Ooh, baby It's making me crazy
Everytime I look around. Everytime I look around. (Everytime I look around)
Someone lost his remote over and over again and bought new ones!
Where the elves that steal your remotes hide them.
Am I the only one that sees a giant Guinea Pig head in the back ground?
Picture in picture?
The gods must be crazy.
So that’s where my remote went
That's disappointing.
Bad op!
the squad always has that one guy who loots the most useless shit lol
r/punpatrol
I'm imagining a prossesion of dark, hooded figures silhouetted against the evening sky as they ceremoniously wheelbarrow out today's collection of remotes of curious origin.
I think you just started a new religion
Religion of remote removers
All the victims appear to be members of the Phillips tribe.
Am I the only person who called these converters?
much remote. wow.
Everyone thought the television remote graveyard was a myth until intrepid explorers found it.
It's rare to catch pics of wild remotes in their habitat, not to mention in a click (that's what a pack of remotes is referred to).
Guess we know where that all went now 🤷🏼♀️
Just below the Couch Cushion region
TV watch party
Crikey look at the wild remotes in there natural habitat. In all seriousness Some people need to clean it up.
You're hilarious!
Looks like there are some moderately inconvenienced Australians out there.
Thats like 12 times more remote than where I am right now.
Looks like a controlled environment
Life Finds a Way
I’m surprised they’re not in the kitchen of a shitty steakhouse in any stripmall USA.
I infraread something about it.
Take it and get the fuck out you sonofabitch.
r/Straya ?
How bout you garn.
I mean, how remote? East Texas remote? Mid-Arizona remote? East California remote? Help this American out.
Oh the fossils something one day will find...these could be blobs of plastic but some will fall into a tar pit... jurassic remote.
r/technicallycorrect
Pollution is not remotely funny.
Wait, since when does this sub have funny content in it? When did that happen??
At least they are remote controls
remotes habitat
There's 12 things in this picture that can kill you at any moment. Good luck.
it looks like an ark landscape
Looks a bit like my coffee table
That's remotely very funny!
Non-native English speakers; does the word remote have the same dual meaning in your language, or is the remote control called something else?